Chapter 335 Idiot Times Two
Zheng Xun and Zhao Ran were ready to check the clues they got.
They started digging through trash cans.
Fortunately, there was no other garbage in the trash can except paper balls.
They finally took out five paper balls, plus a notebook, and that was all they had for now.
Five paper balls were spread out, two of which were meaningless jumbled lines.
Three of them had writing on them, but all three of them were torn into pieces.
"I'll fight this. Red Warrior, look at what's written in that notebook."
"good."
Zheng Xun spread out his notebook and analyzed it aloud while reading it.
"This should be a casual note written by the doctor on duty on this floor, recording your condition and mine."
"...?" Zhao Ran, who was piecing together the paper, paused. "Go on, I want to hear how sick we two are."
"Patient Zhao Ran, male, 27 years old. He likes to shake his head and listen to the sound of water in his head. He often squats in the corner and makes some strange buzzing noises. He starts up when someone comes in, and goes to sleep when no one comes in... Diagnosed as a washing machine.”
"?"
Zhao Ran listened to what Zheng Xun said.
"It seems reasonable, but it seems a little outrageous."
"What you said seems to be wrong, but it also seems to be quite right," Zheng Xun had a nonsense exchange with Zhao Ran, and then turned to the next page, "The following is mine, do you want to listen?"
"Listen, why don't you listen? After all, we are all good patients."
"Okay... patient Zheng Xun, male, 20 years old. He likes to bite people, shake his neck and hit people with his head. He has a big appetite and likes to eat meat. He often puts his hands in his sleeves and hides behind the door to ambush the doctor. Occasionally, he made a cry of unknown meaning. According to the patient's self-report, it was a sound to summon and communicate with the same species... and was diagnosed as a dinosaur."
"??"
This time Zhao Ran stopped putting together paper and looked at Zheng Xun intently.
"Why don't you eat vegetables?"
"...Is this your focus?"
"No, there are too many flaws for me to pay attention to, so I'll just ask one."
These two pages seem to prove nothing except that the two of them are indeed mentally ill.
Zheng Xun continued to scroll down.
"Is there more later?"
"There are also lines of unknown meaning."
"This is foreshadowing."
"I am more inclined to think that the doctor's pen is not good and the ink cannot come out."
"...Okay, that makes sense. I'm convinced by you."
Although Zhao Ran's brain circuit is strange, he is surprisingly easy to persuade.
Zheng Xun turned over the meaningless wavy lines, and a large part of the content was torn out in the middle.
"There are more than a dozen pages in here that have been torn out. I don't know if I'll have to look for them later."
He muttered without pausing and continued to move backwards.
"Oh, there are new clues here."
The clues this time were very meaningful, and Zheng Xun couldn't help but open his eyes.
"What is recorded here is... you and I once ran away."
"Huh?" Zhao Ran's attention was also attracted, "What do you mean? This notebook is synchronized with our cloud?"
"..."
Zheng Xun was speechless for a few seconds, then read back a few lines.
"No, it's not recording us now, but before. We have escaped twice."
"What? We didn't escape twice," Zhao Ran was a little angry, "We are really two idiots."
"..."
Zheng Xun suddenly picked up the mop stick next to him and used it to strangle Zhao Ran's neck.
"Stop interfering with my thoughts with your thoughts!"
"Red Warrior, you are betraying me! Why, I don't understand!"
"I find that our ideas resonate! If this continues, I will really become the second you!" Zheng Xun has a clear understanding of himself, "I don't want to be hospitalized seamlessly after publishing this book!"
"How many times have I told you that being a madman is much happier! Why don't you listen to me! Red Warrior!"
"That's enough! Fight to your advantage! Otherwise, we will usurp your position as the Emperor of the Universe!"
"..."
Under the threat of Zheng Xun's stick, Zhao Ran was forced to compromise.
When Zheng Xun took back the mop stick, he immediately turned his back to him, still mumbling.
"It's heart-breaking. It's so heart-breaking. My most loyal subordinate is going to betray me."
Zheng Xun didn't want to pay attention to him anymore and continued to read this paragraph.
What we are talking about here is the two previous escapes between him and his patient Zhao Ran.
According to the doctor's notes, the two of them were well-known problem patients in the hospital. They often provoked and caused trouble, and they often teamed up to cause trouble.
The hospital once tried to separate them, but after they were separated, they drove the stable patients in the next ward crazy, like mental pollution.
Only when the two of them live next door, other patients will not be affected.
Maybe two toxic people have made up for their negatives.
Or maybe they don't have any extra thoughts and are busy poisoning each other.
But putting the two of them together is also a big problem. The hospital had to send extra manpower to keep an eye on their every move, otherwise the two would team up and escape.
Their escape was planned. Usually, it takes a dozen bluffs before there is a real escape.
The first time they didn't succeed, the second time they almost succeeded.
"If you calculate it this way, then we are currently running away for the third time..."
Zheng Xun counted the times and turned the grumbling Zhao Ran over.
"Could it be that... these two codes are related to the dates of our first two escapes?"
"Really? That would be much simpler," Zhao Ran's eyes lit up, and he looked at Zheng Xun expectantly, "So are there some dates on it?"
"No," Zheng Xun turned the notebook vertically and showed it to Zhao Ran, "This place was crossed out with a pen, and it's all smudged, and the words can't be seen clearly at all."
Zhao Ran squinted his eyes and saw that it was true.
Bai Ta was really stingy, why didn't he let me see the key parts.
Zhao Ran asked Zheng Xun to put the notebook down.
"Look at mine, let you see the ability of the Emperor of the Universe."
"You just pieced together a piece of paper, what's so great about it..."
Zheng Xun said, then moved next to Zhao Ran, rubbing the light of the other's flashlight, and looked together.
"Look, I have pieced all three together."
Zheng Xun looked closely and saw that there were indeed quite a few words on it.
"I want to tell... people who come after me... you must, you must..." The handwriting was very sloppy, and some strokes were omitted. Zheng Xun could only barely recognize it. "Must boil it?"
"You must leave..." Zhao Ran continued Zheng Xun's words and read all the words on the note. "The doctors here are demons. Don't believe in their treatment methods. This is a prison, not a hospital... You must leave."
In order to emphasize, there were five exclamation marks after the last two words "leave".