Chapter 77

Craftsman Fu stared at Fang Lin eagerly, hoping that his master could help him think of a good way to win the beauty. Although Fang Lin was extremely intelligent and cunning, he also knew that women were often the most difficult to measure with common sense, so he thought about it carefully. He decided to meet her and find out the truth first.

The wretched Fu felt embarrassed at first, but then he felt that Fang Lin made sense: How could he convince her without even meeting her? So he invited Fang Lin in. His wrinkled old face turned orange red. Fang Lin was surprised to see this:

"You are a guy with sores on your head and pus on your feet. You cheat and deceive everything. It is impossible that you are still a virgin, right?"

The wretched Fu was even more ashamed. It turned out that he had been an official member of the Taoist Religious Association in the mountains since he was a child. During this period, he was not sure if he could cheat, and he wasted the best time in his life to find a woman.

Later, he returned to secular life (according to Weizo Fu himself, but Fang Lin estimated that he was driven out for stealing something) and went down the mountain. He was in his thirties and had been hanging around for a long time, but still no woman was willing to marry him because he was too old. In the Han Dynasty, it was common for people in their thirties to be grandfathers. Naturally, no one was willing to marry him, an old young man and a pauper. When he was working as a pawnshop clerk. Finally, someone introduced a widow to him, but Weizo Fu's vision was too high and he didn't like her. So he really believed that Fang Lin's prediction was right.

Fang Lin observed the words and expressions and knew that his judgment was unfortunately correct. He smiled and walked into Weizo Fu's inner room. His eyes suddenly lit up, and he thought to himself that she was indeed a concubine that Zhang Liao liked. She was really beautiful.

Meimei was wearing a wet jacket with a white base and red edges, and a flowing yellow belt around her waist. Because she had to move quickly, she wore a white satin skirt and pants. She has a well-proportioned figure, a perfectly shrunk face, and clear black and white eyes, which seem to be able to speak. She looks about 70% similar to Fan Bingbing.

She was tied up at this time, lying on the bed, and it was the kind of tied up that was worthy of the name. Therefore, the fullness of her chest and slender waist were set off more obviously. It makes people feel deeply that this woman should lie on the bed like this to wait for men to appreciate her. Her relationship with the bed is like a mature woman to silk stockings, porridge to kimchi, and shallots to tofu. Although the two are different things, they are quite perfect when combined together. It can add attraction and bright colors to both parties.

However, this atmosphere, which should have been very fragrant and charming, was destroyed by a pair of eyes. Meimei's stubborn eyes stared at them angrily. The eyes were full of anger, humiliation, unwillingness, and resistance.

Fang Lin held his chin with his hand. Frowning, he said with a tut-tut sound:

"Strange, strange."

The wretched Fu's heart tensed up, as if he was lifted up into the air. He felt that his life's happiness was all on his master. He said hurriedly and panicked:

"What's strange, master."

Fang Lin waited for a long time before wondering:

"How could you tie up Meimei, the rouge horse, like this with your small body?"

The wretched Fu was immediately depressed, rolled his eyes and sighed:

"Master, can you help me think about the matter? She took the initiative to attack me... so she was punished by the immortal law on the contract. I thought about it and chose to tie her up instead of executing her."

Fang Lin nodded suddenly, walked forward, and took off the cloth stuffed in Meimei's mouth. The woman was quite fierce. As soon as the gag was taken out, she bit it hard. She was biting her tongue to commit suicide!

Seeing blood gushing out of her mouth, the wretched Fu screamed and rushed forward to take care of her, but Fang Lin grabbed him and waited for a few minutes before saying lightly:

"Space, repair and treatment! Oh, by the way, the points spent on the repair will be paid by the guy next to me."

This is the nightmare space! Meimei bit her tongue and recovered quickly. The wretched Fu was just too concerned. He didn't think of this. Meimei bit her tongue again, and Fang Lin repaired her again. The woman finally realized that this behavior was just in vain, and stopped hurting herself. Although her eyes were horrified, they seemed to be spitting fire, staring at him and refusing to speak.

Fang Lin coughed and said:

"Although I have had a feud with your sisters, you were the first to want to kill me. Now that everyone has become like this, why not talk calmly..."

"Get lost!" This was Meimei's answer.

No matter what Fang Lin said next, Meimei's answer was only one word, that is, "get lost".

Fang Lin sighed, pulled the pale, heartbroken, wretched Fu to the side, and said with a beaming face:

"Congratulations."

Wretched Fu was wiping his eyes with a tablecloth-like handkerchief, probably because he was crying. He murmured to himself with a miserable face:

"I'm losing both my money and my life, I'm losing both my money and my life!"

After hearing what Fang Lin said, he couldn't help but said in astonishment:

"Congratulations on what?"

Fang Lin smiled and said:

"Congratulations, you're going to be a bridegroom soon."

Wretched Fu opened his mouth wide, his beaming face was simply indescribable, but then his face suddenly darkened, and he continued to hold the tablecloth-like handkerchief and said miserably:

"I know, Master, you are fooling me again. What kind of groom can I be with her attitude?"

Fang Lin smiled and patted the wretched Fu on the shoulder and said:

"Do you know what I'm most afraid of? What I'm most afraid of is the person who promises you everything on the surface, but turns around and gives you a knife! You are the subordinate I rely on most! What if the beauty paralyzes us in secret? Now, take advantage of the critical moment when I can’t take care of you and then run away. That’s what I’m most worried about happening!”

When Wuxiao Fu heard Fang Lin's words, "You are the subordinate I rely on most," he was immediately moved and choked up:

"Master's kindness... I know it. But what does this have to do with congratulating me as the groom?"

However, he was obviously moved at this time, and it was obvious that Fang Lin was not just talking nonsense. Fang Lin snapped his fingers and said with a smug smile:

"Since she has adopted such a stubbornly uncooperative attitude, it's time to use that thing."

"Then...what is that thing?" Xiao Fu asked nervously.

"Of course I love a piece of chai." Fang Lin touched Xiao Fu's shoulder with the same lewd expression and whispered: "Just a little bit. A brave girl becomes a slut. After all, sir, the rice is cooked. Even if it is not cooked, it will be cooked." It also works with uncooked rice! The key is to cook it.”

The craftsman's face changed from bewildered to stunned, then from stunned to stunned, and finally from stunned to miserable. He shook his head hurriedly and said:

"No! I can't use such despicable means! What's the point of getting someone's heart but not getting it?"

Fang Lin was stunned, never expecting that Wuxian Fu had such noble sentiments. He tried a few words, but found that the craftsman Fu was not a fake. As the saying goes, thieves also have their own ways. This greedy guy actually has such principles, but he really underestimated him. But who was Fang Lin, especially since he knew the craftsman Fu so well? He rolled his eyes and asked immediately:

"Okay, since you have your principles, I won't persuade you any more. I'll just ask you a few questions and leave after you've asked them."

The craftsman Fu Jin said with a solemn and upright tone:

"Master, you can ask if you want. I will not change my mind. Even if General Meimei refuses to obey me, I would rather send her back. I will not do such a thing to take advantage of others."

Fang Lin smiled and said:

"Let me ask you, no matter how the relationship between Meimei and you develops, there are only two possibilities in the future, right? One is that she changes her mind and becomes your woman, the other is that she refuses. Then you become a beautiful woman and she marries another man."

Hearing the last sentence, Xiao Fu burst into tears, but still nodded.

Fang Lin then said seriously:

"Let's assume the first scenario. If she becomes your woman in the future. Then... if you drug her and go to bed now, you are actually sleeping with your future wife. This is natural and natural, right?"

The wretched Fu opened his mouth and rolled his eyes. He nodded involuntarily.

Fang Lin snapped his fingers and said confidently:

"Then let's assume the second scenario. What if she marries another man in the future? Then... if you drug her and go to bed with her now, you are actually sleeping with someone else's wife. The one who will suffer is the man she marries in the future. What does it have to do with Meimei?"

The wretched Fu was stunned, his eyes wide open. The mouth is also opened wide. This guy has always been upset that he couldn't sleep for several nights if he didn't take advantage of it. When Fang Lin said this, he immediately felt a cheerful feeling in his heart. He thought about it, and he felt that the master was the master, and the truth he said was so profound. All previous paranoia was cast aside.

Fang Lin smiled slightly, stood up, patted his shoulder and said with a smile:

"That's all I've said, please think about it carefully. I'm leaving first, in a hurry."

As he spoke, he stood up. Who would have thought that after taking only two steps, he heard the wretched Fu rush up to him with a roar, panting and saying:

"Master...man, master!"

After running these two steps, it was definitely impossible to pant due to exertion, which shows the excitement in Xiao Fu's heart:

“Where can I buy I love a piece of firewood?”

Fang Lin laughed and said:

"That's where it was played in the movie, it didn't happen at all."

Wuxianfu rolled his eyes and fell backwards. Unexpectedly, Fang Lin added shamelessly next:

"What era is it now? You must be using something with better and stronger effects. Go to the space supermarket and buy it if there are Spanish flies. Read the instructions for specific matters. By the way, you don't want to do this again. Go buy expired ones.”

The wretched Fu who slipped from heaven to hell immediately felt that he had climbed up from hell again. I went to work with great excitement. Fang Lin chuckled, started to leave very proudly, planning to return to the real world.

But as soon as he went out, he bumped into someone.

Thunderer!