Chapter 189 Dafei Talks About Postgraduate Entrance Exams

Gu Yujia frowned at this time. Dafei was going to continue her class?

The school asked Dafei to give a speech. Wasn't it to talk about becoming a star?

He should talk about his story of becoming famous, and his struggle history to encourage students from the composition department and other music departments.

How did he talk about the postgraduate entrance examination?

Lin Chudong opened ten times before, and he opened [Proficient in postgraduate entrance examination knowledge].

Of course, just [Proficient in postgraduate entrance examination knowledge] can't support him to talk endlessly here.

However, postgraduate entrance examination knowledge plus [Tongue twister hall level] plus [Advanced hosting], that's different.

Guankou is now easy to master.

Lin Chudong recited the 34 postgraduate entrance examination colleges and universities in the country that set their own admission lines.

"Let's start from Beijing. There are seven universities in Beijing. I guess you can guess which seven they are?"

"Tsinghua University, Peking University, Renmin University, Beijing Normal University, Beihang University, Beijing Institute of Technology and China Agricultural University."

"Students, please note that there is no China University of Petroleum here. If you want to apply for China University of Petroleum, it is enough to pass the English test, but if you want to apply for Beihang University, you have to get a higher score in English."

"The two thirty-four universities in Tianjin are Tianjin University and Nankai University."

"One in Shandong is called Shandong University."

"Two in Nanjing, Nanjing University and Southeast University."

"There is a famous giant university in Zhejiang, called Zhejiang University."

"The three in Shanghai are Jiaotong University, Tongji University and Fudan University."

"The only thirty-four university in Fujian is in Xiamen, called Xiamen University."

"The two thirty-four universities in Guangzhou are Sun Yat-sen University and South China University of Technology."

"There are two in Hunan..."

Lin Chudong's eloquence made everyone dumbfounded. They tried to find a breath to applaud several times, but they didn't find a chance.

Being able to read out the names of so many schools in one breath is something that not everyone can do!

Everyone looked at each other in surprise. They had come to see Dafei and listen to the celebrity's speech with the mentality of watching the fun.

Unexpectedly, Dafei actually continued the previous teacher's talk about the postgraduate entrance examination.

Some students in the audience started recording with their mobile phones. If this video is broadcasted, it will be popular again!

They have seen Dafei's mouthpiece before, and many students have listened to Dafei's "The Reckless Man". Seeing Dafei talking again, they suddenly felt like watching a crosstalk.

Gu Yujia, who was sitting at the back, was dumbfounded at this time, with a very complicated expression on her face.

How does Dafei know so much about the postgraduate entrance examination?

He knows all these schools?

"There is only one Jilin University among the 34 universities in Jilin Province."

"Jilin University has a characteristic, that is, it is very large."

"How large is it? When you arrive in Changchun, you will hear such a sentence, beautiful Changchun is in beautiful Jilin University."

"Everyone, please note that it is not Jilin University in Changchun, but Changchun in Jilin University. Do you know why?"

"Because Jilin University has many campuses, it has six campuses in CC City!"

"Students, you should know that Changchun does not have six districts!"

"You are in any place in Changchun, and you ask the person next to you, brother, where is Jilin University? The answer is that it is nearby!"

The students in the audience laughed immediately. Dafei is still so funny.

He can talk about the postgraduate entrance examination so interestingly, and he knows these schools so well while reciting the guankou. Isn't it too strong?

Lin Chudong can finish reading all 34 universities in one breath, and explain the most famous points of each university. The teachers in the audience are already shocked.

Professor Xiao pushed his glasses and glanced at Li Heng, wondering if Da Fei came here to talk about the postgraduate entrance examination.

Li Heng was also confused. He didn't know what Da Fei was going to talk about. He just wanted to give a speech and talk about something that would be beneficial to students.

The postgraduate entrance examination seems to be quite helpful to students, right?

Lin Chudong pointed to the four subjects of the exam using Gu Yujia's blackboard.

"Classmates, do you know which of these four subjects is the easiest? The answer is politics!"

"If you are in your sophomore year and you are preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination, then you must not review politics now!"

"Listen carefully, you must not!"

"Because you only have one purpose for studying politics now."

"That is to forget!"

"Can you still remember the political concepts you are memorizing now two years later?"

The students in the audience laughed immediately. Some of these students were preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination, and some had no intention of taking the postgraduate entrance examination at all.

The vast majority of the rest were in a state of confusion and had no interest in the postgraduate entrance examination courses.

But when I heard what Dafei said was so interesting, I suddenly felt that it was quite fun.

The main reason was that Dafei's speech was too vivid, just like a stand-up comedy.

It would be even more perfect if there was another teacher Zuo next to him.

Lin Chudong continued to explain.

"I just said that the subject of politics includes five major categories. If you want to review it, it is a waste of time. So I suggest that students who want to take the postgraduate entrance examination should sign up for a tutoring class for politics."

Lin Chudong said, "It's not that you can't review the subject of politics by yourself, but it will be a waste of time."

"As for which tutoring class to sign up for..."

Lin Chudong stretched out his hand and pointed to the four big words on the blackboard.

"Gu Family Education."

Lin Chudong smiled and said, "Teacher Gu from Gu Family Education is my college classmate. She was admitted to Capital University from our Magic City Conservatory of Music across majors. She is your best example."

"If you are not satisfied with this school, the postgraduate entrance examination is another opportunity for you to change your destiny."

In the audience, Gu Yujia's hands clenched the corners of her clothes, and her face turned red with excitement.

Da Fei has really changed.

I used to be so kind to him, bring him breakfast, do his laundry, and go to class with him, but he didn't react at all.

He won't even help when he is being bullied, and he won't show any concern beyond that of ordinary classmates.

Later, Gu Yujia realized that her expression was too reserved and cautious, so that until graduation, Lin Chudong didn't understand her thoughts.

But now, Lin Chudong realized that he was using all his actions to make up for her, to make up for the debt and neglect he had given her in his youth.

Gu Yujia bit her lip, a hint of sweetness flowing through her heart.

A few years seems like a long time, but when I look back, it seems like it was just yesterday.

The big boy in her heart suddenly grew up and became the big tree she needed to look up to, which could protect her from wind and rain.

At this time, Shen Qiang's face looked a little ugly.

The reason for interrupting Gu Yujia and letting Lin Chudong come on stage was to prevent her from advertising.

As a result, Lin Chudong was lucky. He went up to advertise in person, which was more effective than Gu Yujia's own words!

"After talking about politics, next is English, which is a pretty disgusting subject."

"Why do you say English is disgusting? Because it is very difficult. You can ask your seniors and sisters. If they don't do well in the exam, most of them failed in English!"

"What score should we take in English? It depends on your major."

"First of all, we congratulate the students majoring in literature, because their score is the highest, this year it is 52 points."

There was a burst of gloating smiles in the audience.

Some students raised their hands and said, "Senior Da Fei, I got a perfect score of 100. Isn't it 52 that you haven't passed yet?"

Lin Chudong pointed at him and said, "Go and try it! You will know after you try it!"

Suddenly, everyone burst into laughter again.

There were many senior students present who had already taken the postgraduate entrance examination. They knew very well that the English postgraduate entrance examination was very difficult, and even foreigners might not be able to pass the exam.

Lin Chudong said, "Those of us who study art are relatively happy. This year's score is 34 points..."

"After we finish talking about English, let's talk about mathematics, which most people have to take the test."

"If you take the math test, classmates, I can responsibly say that math is the most important subject! Because it is particularly good at getting points!"

"The only difference between you and your competitors is mathematics. Politics and English are not even different."

"Politics is generally between 60 and 80 points. Is it difficult to get above 80 points in politics? It's too difficult!"

"What about those who scored below 60 points? It's relatively rare. What about those who scored below 50 points, even less. What about those who scored below 40 points? They were all taken out and shot!"

"As a Chinese, you can't score 60 points in the political test. Do you still have the dignity to live?"

Everyone laughed. It seemed that what Lin Chudong said was true. Politics is a subject that everyone should pay attention to. You should not give too low a score even if you study a little.

But it’s not that easy to learn well.

Lin Chudong said, "What about English? It's more difficult to score points in English."

"Some students said that I can score more than 40 points in the English test and I can pass the test. - You can pass the test!"

"Some students said, Teacher, I can get more than 50 exams. - Not bad!"

"Teacher, I can test more than sixty! - You did quite well in the test!"

"Teacher, if I can get more than 70 points in the test! - you are awesome!"

"Teacher, I can pass more than eighty! - You are so awesome!"

Every one of Da Fei’s jokes made the audience laugh. Da Fei’s lectures were so lively that even if they had not prepared for the postgraduate entrance examination, they listened with gusto. It seemed that after listening to it once, they had an understanding of the entire postgraduate entrance examination process. Got it.

"Teacher, I can pass more than ninety..."

Lin Chudong pointed to the audience and said, "Students, if any of you can pass 90 or above, tell me and I will buy you a stall at the Magic City Zoo. You can charge the entrance fee and we will buy tickets to visit you."

"We will broadcast you in the next issue of Man and Nature. A new species is born, and it's you!"

"You will find that it is really difficult to get high scores in the English subject, but in the mathematics subject, it is really easy to get high scores!"

"Everyone has been studying mathematics since childhood, and you will find that mathematics has a very disgusting characteristic, that is."

"Those who are awesome are really awesome, and those who are not good are really bad!"

Everyone laughed immediately, this was so real.

People who are good at mathematics are really awesome. No matter how difficult it is, they can get perfect scores in the exam.

Those who are not good at studying are really not good at it. They will fail no matter what the test. It seems that the same is true for the postgraduate entrance examination.

At this point in the course, everyone is already very convinced of what Lin Chudong has said.

Because the postgraduate entrance examination teacher was sitting below, listening with great interest and even full of admiration.

Even the postgraduate entrance examination teachers didn't refute, and the teachers and professors in these schools were all nodding. It seemed that what Da Fei said was indeed the truth.

"Students, do you know what the score is for the last big question in mathematics? Ten points!"

"Of course, politics and English are also very big topics."

"But I don't know how to deal with very big political topics. You can just write them randomly."

“I don’t know how to write English compositions, but you can copy them and read them for comprehension!”

"What should I do if I don't know the math problem? You can only write down a fucking solution."

"Hahahahaha..."

The whole audience burst into laughter, even Professor Xiao and others were amused.

Most of those who can work as teachers in universities have a master's degree or above. They have also experienced what Lin Chudong said, and they can naturally understand the humor in it.

And those students who were full of expectations also learned about the postgraduate entrance examination knowledge in this fun course.

Even Gu Yujia laughed so hard that Da Fei was so talented.

I have seen him perform comedy before, including the jokes he told in the small theater, which were very interesting.

But when Da Fei really talked about these things in her field, she couldn't hold it in anymore, it was funny and touching.

"Everyone must also pay attention when choosing a major. If there are many people recruited, take the exam. If there are few people recruited, don't take the exam. You know?"

"Some schools are disgusting. The number of students enrolled in the country is - 1!"

"Do you dare to take the exam?"

"Every year students ask, can't this person be me?"

Lin Chudong's expression was exaggerated, "What are you talking about?"

"What kind of tiger-wolf talk is this?"

"Do you think that person will be you?"

"Your ancestral grave is on fire?"

"It's not even smoke, it's on fire!"

"A lightning struck and it hit me. Call 119, but there's no signal!"

The audience burst into laughter. Da Fei was so funny. He is the king of memes of the year.

Tian Yingxiong laughed and held his stomach. Damn it, where did this guy come from with so much baggage?

Why does a person who has never even taken the postgraduate examination speak so eloquently?

Isn't this guy secretly working hard to take the postgraduate entrance examination?

Damn it, you can’t be pushed too far away by him!

After Tian Yingxiong finished laughing, he asked Gu Yujia next to him in a low voice.

"We are all classmates, can I enroll in your tutoring class for free?"

"Yes, you can make an advertisement for me."

"This... I'll think about it again."

Wang Xiaoyan was also full of surprise and smile at this time. How come Da Fei knows everything?

When I taught about the law exam before, I made the very boring legal knowledge extremely vivid, which made many law students full of confidence in the exam.

And this time, it is entering the field of postgraduate entrance examinations.

The postgraduate entrance examination is a very serious matter. If you understand these processes alone, it will take a lot of effort.

But in Da Fei's class, he explained this matter so vividly that the whole audience burst into laughter. It was so awesome. Is there any field that Da Fei doesn't understand?

When Lin Chudong saw a classmate recording in the audience, he quickly looked back at the words "Gujia Education" and then adjusted his position to avoid blocking the logo.

A warm current flowed through Gu Yujia's heart. This man was so full of details.

"Students, please remember that postgraduate entrance examinations and re-examinations are equally important. As long as you are asked why you took this major or why you are studying across majors, the standard answers will be exactly the same."

"I'll give you a standard answer."

"Because your ancestors have been doing this for eight generations!"

"Why do you want to be a teacher - my father is a teacher, my mother is a teacher, my grandparents are rural teachers!"

"Why do you want to be a doctor - my dad is a doctor, my mom is a doctor, my grandparents are barefoot doctors!"

"Why study civil engineering - my father is the head contractor!"

"Why study mechanics - my dad repairs cars!"

"Why study communications? My dad is on China Mobile, my mom is on China Unicom, and my grandfather is on Telecom!"

"But some students should not talk nonsense when it comes to emerging majors. One student answered along the same lines when he went for an interview. He was studying for a postgraduate degree in logistics. People asked him why he took this major - he said, my dad majored in logistics. , my mother is in logistics, and my grandparents are all in logistics.”

"As a result, I was hit with a gun. The teacher said, classmate, have you thought about it? I am the first logistics undergraduate student in China. You said that your grandparents are all engaged in logistics? What do they do?"

"When the classmate saw the gunshot, he had an idea and said something, and the teacher collapsed on the spot."

"He said, teacher, my grandparents used to run an escort agency."

In an instant, the whole audience burst into laughter.

The applause lasted for a long time, and there were cheers and whistles in the audience.

A postgraduate science popularization session suddenly turned into a special cross talk session.

Everyone in the audience was very excited. They had seen too many Dafei famous scenes on the Internet before, and this time they finally came to the scene.

I was so lucky to witness Da Fei's speech with my own eyes. Those students who didn't come probably felt sad.

Everyone in the audience was very happy, but Shen Qiang was very dissatisfied.

After Dafei said this, he went back to promote it and went to Gujia Education to take the postgraduate entrance examination. Who came to him?

Shen Qiang raised his hand, "Chu Dong, can I say a few words?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, who is this person?

Lin Chudong said expressionlessly, "Please speak."

Shen Qiang said, "Everyone, please introduce yourselves. I am Lin Chudong's classmate. My name is Shen Qiang, and I am also the class monitor of our composition department."

"I am now engaged in the education industry, and I disagree with what Chu Dong said just now."

"In my opinion, the postgraduate entrance examination is not a good way out. The reason why you publicize the postgraduate entrance examination so much is just to advertise for your old sweetheart. Am I right?"

Shen Qiang's words immediately silenced the scene.

Who is this person?

How dare you confront Dafei?

In the history of 2026, no one who confronted Dafei had a good ending.

And some people caught the words "old lover", and many people turned to look at Gu Yujia.

Is she related to Dafei?

Gu Yujia's face flushed a little, but she still pretended to be calm.

Is Shen Qiang sick? What does it have to do with him? Why did he stand up and say something nonsense?

Lin Chudong smiled faintly and said.

"Student Shen Qiang, since you are in education and graduation season is coming soon, you can tell everyone what kind of companies will go to the second-tier universities for recruitment and what kind of companies will go to the first-tier universities for recruitment."

"Let's not talk about the distant past, let's talk about what size companies come to our school to recruit every year?"

"What size companies go to the Central Conservatory of Music to recruit every year, can you list them?"

Everyone was stunned. Dafei was going to debate with Shen Qiang?