Bro, You Are a Policeman, Not a Thug.

Bro, You Are A Policeman, Not A Thug.

老弟,你是警察,不是暴徒啊

Author:KISSYun Zhong(KISS云中)
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Reborn?

Xiao Mu: Don't panic, it's just a small scene.

Recalling that he died suddenly from exhaustion in his previous life, he wants to be a salted fish in this life.

Wheel of Fortune: No, you don't want to.

Congratulations on obtaining abilities: humanoid weapon, insightful eyes, a hundred martial arts skills, sharp ears, extraordinary body, unparalleled smell, ability to imitate...

Xiao Mu: ( ̄ω ̄;)

Are you forcing me to show off my power in front of others?

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