Chapter 617 The Taste of Mermaids
In the legends, the mermaids are a very beautiful race, especially the mermaid women, who are also called "mermaids" in the far west.
There are also records of mermaids in Eastern legends: mermaids are found in the East China Sea. The big ones are five or six feet long and look like humans. They have eyebrows, eyes, mouth, nose, hands, claws, and heads that are all beautiful women. Their skin is white as jade, scaleless, with fine hair, five colors, light and soft, and one or two inches long.
In that record, it is also mentioned that if the people in the coastal areas capture them, they will dig a pond at home to raise them, so that they can have sex with them. The mermaids will not resist and never hurt people.
The two living mermaid girls are indeed as beautiful as in the records, with delicate and fair skin, which is a great visual enjoyment.
But there is a detail that has not been mentioned, that is, body odor.
The taste of aquatic creatures is actually very consistent. Imagine what fish tastes like, then mermaid girls, no matter how beautiful they are, will also taste the same.
This smell comes from a kind of mucus secreted by the sweat glands of the mermaids' skin. This mucus allows them to swim very fast in the water even without scales.
Perfume was invented in the Monster Alliance a long time ago, because some land-based monster women have the same problem. After the transformation, they look very human and beautiful, but they have the unique smell of animals.
Even the foxes who are best at turning into humans are called "slutty foxes". Wen Rui once offered perfume to Daji to avoid cruel political persecution by keeping a low profile.
Fox spirits are full of sluttiness.
Then mermaids are full of fishy smell, full of the smell of the sea.
Unlike fox spirits who can use perfume to cover up body odor, mermaids live in the water, and perfume cannot be retained at all. Only those who can tolerate the fishy smell can have close contact with them and play happily.
It is not that there are no foreign monsters and long-term human beings in Coral City. There are not many land monsters who like fishy smells, and monsters often have a keen sense of smell and are very sensitive to odors.
The same is true for humans. It's like you see a beautiful woman, but she has strong body odor, foot odor and bad breath. In this case, even if she takes the initiative to throw herself into your arms, you have to consider whether it is worth it.
The mermaids are obviously full of beautiful women, but it is difficult for mermaid girls to find a suitable husband. This is a social phenomenon formed by many factors, and body odor also occupies a very important proportion.
Another important influencing factor is the racial division of the mermaids.
Wen Rui has completed the human genome compilation project and is currently collecting monster genes to conduct genetic analysis of the entire monster population.
According to genetic analysis, mermaids cannot be strictly classified as monsters. They are closer to human subspecies.
This makes the sea monsters naturally repulsive to mermaids. They do not think mermaids are their kind and have a so-called reproductive isolation. Just like people do not have any sexual interest in crabs, sea monsters look at mermaids. Even if the other party's appearance is as beautiful as a fairy from the human aesthetics, in the eyes of the sea monsters, they are just strange hairless water monkeys.
Of course, for the old pervert Wen Rui, a little bit of smell is really not an insurmountable difficulty.
His water monkey appearance is fake, and the body is still human, but he only needs to adjust the control of the nanorobot on the olfactory nerve receptors to change the smell at will.
As for why Kong Xuan didn't care, Wen Rui listened to it and felt incomprehensible. Maybe he was very advanced in Taoism, or he had reached a certain level of Buddhist practice, and he was no longer bothered by the color and emptiness.
Wen Rui's words were half true and half false, but the pink-haired mermaid girl's eyes lit up when she heard it, as if she had received a great praise, or the kind of praise from the heart.
The expression of this ugly and cute little monkey has changed. It looks like he has met a rare confidant.
The water monkey that Wen Rui transformed into is not a beautiful monkey among monkeys. Compared with the Yuxiong King he once transformed into, it can be said to be hideous.
The water monkey is a creature that has become extinct in modern times and is considered a legendary creature.
The creature that can be used as a reference in appearance is the Kappa in Japan, which has a pointed mouth and monkey cheeks, a large bald spot on the top of the head, and a natural sense of vulgarity in its shape and movements.
The only advantage of the water monkey over the Kappa is that it has more hair on its body, that's all.
It is definitely the kind of ugly that humans would regard as a monster and be shocked.
But the pink-haired mermaid girl didn't care at all. After all, the aesthetics of the demon women have always been fascinated, and each has their own taste, especially the aquatic demons.
Beauty and ugliness also depend on who you compare them with. Even the appearance of a kappa may be considered a great beauty compared to the sea creatures with shrimp heads, crab heads, turtle heads, and fish heads.
The body shape of monkeys is also closer to that of humans, and it looks more pleasing to the mermaids.
As soon as they met, Wen Rui won the favor of the mermaid policewoman's girlfriend and they soon started chatting together.
On the contrary, Kong Xuan and Li Lan'er, the protagonists, looked very shy and reserved, carefully choosing their words, as if they were afraid of saying the wrong thing and causing the other party to be disgusted.
No mistakes, one post, one content, one 6, one 9, one book, one bar!
As Kong Xuan's loyal wingman, Wen Rui naturally would not let the scene cool down, and immediately suggested that everyone go to the best restaurant in the city for dinner.
So the two monsters and the two mermaids went together to their destination.
Soon, they arrived in front of a wooden building with flying eaves that was decorated in a very simple and elegant style. On the building hung an exquisite plaque with three seal characters "Shanzhenlou" inscribed on it.
In the underwater city, eating seafood is no different from eating radishes and cabbages, but wild delicacies are extremely rare. As the saying goes, rare things are valuable. This restaurant is the most upscale dining place in Coral City.
"Wild delicacies restaurant?"
The two mermaid girls saw the plaque and realized that the water monkey Wen Rui was going to host a banquet for them here. The two girls looked at each other and shook their heads together. Li Laner said, "It's better not to eat here. It's too expensive. And you need to make an appointment to dine here. Ordinary people can't afford it, and they are not even qualified to eat."
"Don't worry, we are in the business of trafficking wild delicacies. We are the suppliers of this restaurant. You only need to say hello to the boss to make an appointment."
Wen Rui's lies are also out of his mouth. He has always been rigorous in doing things. Even if he disguises his identity casually, he has made a biography of the character and made up a complete identity and origin. He is definitely not afraid of being exposed.
As for the reservation, this restaurant is owned by the Chamber of Commerce. Wen Rui only needs to report a VIP card number within the Chamber of Commerce to enjoy the highest level of treatment. Even if the Coral City Lord comes to compete with him for a private room, the manager of the Mountain Treasure Restaurant will not give the City Lord face.
"Trafficking in mountain delicacies? No wonder... I heard that it is difficult to obtain a license for operating mountain delicacies, but it is a popular business."
Li Liuer's eyes lit up again when she heard this, and her eyes looking at the water monkey were more colorful.