I'm Not Caught, so Why Do They Say I'm an Evil God?

Chapter 473

Is this one hundred percent murderous intent?

The fear weakened the flames on her head.

"Hey, Teacher Wu, what are you doing!" Li Cheng shook the pot dissatisfiedly: "We are stir-frying now. Do you know what stir-frying means? Turn up the heat, hurry up!"

"No, you, behind you, Liv..." The Angry Mother Goddess swallowed weakly.

"Liv, there is Liv behind you!"

"Liv? Where is Liv?"

Li Cheng turned around holding the scallion, and Liv took this opportunity to quickly step forward, directly blocking the vision, hiding behind Li Cheng, and waving the kitchen knife at the Angry Mother Goddess!

The Angry Mother Goddess quickly squatted down with her head in her arms, avoiding the fatal blow of the kitchen knife.

After a few slashes, the kitchen knife continued to cut the scallion in Li Cheng's hand into pieces and dropped it into the pot.

"Where is Liv? Miss Wu, what are you talking about?" Li Cheng turned his head.

Liv also took this opportunity to spin with Li Cheng and hid behind him, continuing to block his vision.

The two of them hugged back to back like a foldable screen mobile phone.

Folding three times, it's awesome!

"Behind, behind you!!!" The Angry Mother Goddess was about to cry: "Liv is behind you!"

"Behind?" Li Cheng picked up another carrot and turned around again.

And Liv, who was back to back with her, also turned in front of the Angry Mother Goddess, and swung the kitchen knife again.

"Fuck!" The Angry Mother Goddess jumped directly and avoided the slash again.

Swish, swish, swish, the knife flashed again, and the carrot was cut into small pieces and fell into the pot.

"It's weird, there's nothing behind me, Miss Wu, what are you talking about?"

Li Cheng and Liv exchanged positions again, but saw the Angry Mother Goddess squatting on the ground, her face full of tears, looking scared.

"Why are you crying?" Li Cheng was puzzled.

"I, I..." The angry mother goddess wanted to say something, but she saw Liv's head sticking out from Li Cheng's shoulder. Her eyes were dull and filled with undisguised murderous intent.

The murderous intent seemed to say: "If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will chop off your head."

"My eyes are irritated by onions, wuwuwuwu, Teacher Li Cheng, you should cook quickly." The angry mother goddess was crying.

Where did my obedient sister go?

How did she become like this!

Give it back to me, give it back to me!

"Onions? Where are the onions?" Li Cheng frowned: "It's inexplicable, and your fire is out, how can I cook? If I don't cook, how can Liv eat later?"

It turned out that Teacher Li Cheng cooked for me~

Oh, so happy~

She held the kitchen knife and smiled sickly.

The angry mother goddess: "..."

No, sister, you are really perverted!

"Hurry up, make the fire bigger! Bigger!" Li Cheng knocked on the pot.

Liv also stood behind Li Cheng and gestured with a knife: "Bigger, or I'll kill you."

"Woo woo woo woo!! I'm not a gas stove, I'm not a gas stove, it's too insulting!!!"

The Wrathful Mother Goddess turned up the fire while crying.

She had never been so humiliated in her life.

The Seven Gods of the Abyss were actually used as gas stoves!

If this gets out, will she have no face? !

[You made the Wrathful Mother Goddess feel pain, and you got 123 pain points. ]

[You made the Wrathful Mother Goddess feel pain, and you got 321 pain points. ]

[You made the Wrathful Mother Goddess feel pain, and you got...]

After a while, Li Cheng's pain points became [LV9 (192001/200000)], with only the last 8000 points left, and it would be the maximum level.

And Miss Wu, the Wrathful Mother Goddess, played an indelible role in this process!

"Okay, it's finally done! Try my Kung Pao Chicken!"

After taking the pot off the stove and putting it on a plate, Li Cheng wiped the sweat from his forehead and was very satisfied with his cooking.

The Wrathful Mother Goddess stood up swayingly. She was also very satisfied that she could save her life.

"Hey, the food is here!"

Liv was also very satisfied that the two of them were hungry.

So, she brought the pot of "death food" she had made.

Looking at the bubbling purple viscous liquid and the octopus tentacles floating on it.

An expression of fear and despair appeared on the face of the Wrathful Mother Goddess...

Can this thing really be eaten...

Chapter 301 (Seeking monthly tickets) The truth always comes out suddenly

"Teacher Li Cheng, this is a loving dinner made by Liv herself~"

The young Plague Mother Goddess once again changed her size, from an E-level strongman to a little loli.

Holding a large pot that was taller than her, she walked towards Li Cheng and the Wrathful Mother Goddess.

The Wrathful Mother Goddess's expression became extremely horrified.

"Li, Liv, what did you make this with?"

"They are all regular ingredients, dear sister~" Liv poked her head out from behind the pot and smiled sweetly: "There are legs of the magic octopus, venom of the nine-faced spider, mucus of the frost slime, and..."

Every time she said a noun, the faces of Li Cheng and the Wrathful Mother Goddess changed suddenly.

This thing...

Are you sure you can call it a regular ingredient?

Are you sure it is for human consumption?

This is murdering your husband, right?

Li Cheng turned his head stiffly and gave the Wrathful Mother Goddess a look: "This is made by your sister, you are responsible for solving it~"

And the furious mother goddess narrowed her eyes immediately: "This is what my sister made for you, how can I eat it?"

So, the two people's sights collided and copulated in mid-air,

Two seconds later,

Li Cheng chuckled first, turned around and left freely: "Haha, I suddenly remembered that I didn't have time to deal with the power I got from that licking dog, so I left first. Well, Liv's cooking smells very fragrant, Miss Wu, you must eat it all!"

It's a blame, Li Cheng used a secret skill to blame!

"Haha." The furious mother goddess was stunned for a moment, and then chuckled twice: "Ahem, sister, eh, it's so strange, why am I here? Didn't you bury me in the soil?"

"Oh, I understand, I'm sleepwalking now, yes, sleepwalking, haha, I'm going back to the pit now, bye."

It's a non-stick pan, the furious mother goddess used a secret non-stick pan!

The two turned together and walked out of the door, faster and faster, faster and faster, their feet were about to become tires

When facing a tiger, the first thing to do is to run faster than your teammates!

Soon, both of them rushed to the door, and no one let the other rush out.

Then, they were stuck in the door frame together.

"Damn it, Miss Wu, what are you doing? Isn't it your duty as a sister to taste the food made by your sister?" Li Cheng pushed the face of the angry mother goddess with his hand.

"Hey, Teacher Li Cheng, what nonsense are you talking about? This is the love dish made by my sister for you. If you don't stay and finish it, she will be sad!" The angry mother goddess stuffed the jade foot into Li Cheng's mouth.

"Asshole! That's not a dish at all!" Li Cheng spit out the tender foot from his mouth and pushed her big butt with both hands: "As a sister, it's your job to guide your sister to complete the real dish, right?"

"It's true that I want to guide her, but, but...but my life is also valuable! I can't die in such an inexplicable thing!" The angry mother goddess clamped Li Cheng's hand fiercely with a hook.

"Damn..."

The two of them pushed each other, and neither of them could rush out of the door frame.

Liv also held the pot, smiled sweetly, and got closer and closer to the two of them.

The footsteps of flesh and blood were more terrifying than the words of the death god.

"Nen Ne, Teacher Li Cheng, sister, you two actually fought like this for who tasted my food first..."

"Liv, Liv is really so touched!!!"

Who would fight for such a reason, bastard!

We are running away, running away, you know!!!

Li Cheng kept pushing the Furious Mother Goddess and gave her a look: "If this continues, we will both die!"

The Furious Mother Goddess returned a look: "It's better to lose together than for you to win and for me to lose!"

"Damn it, how can there be a woman like you in this world who harms others and does not benefit yourself? Where is your education? Where is your love for your sister?"

"How dare you say that to me? You are a teacher, teacher, shouldn't a teacher protect students in times of crisis?"

It's unbelievable how the two of them communicated so many words through eye contact.

But anyway, the disturbed Liv has come behind the two of them.

"Haha, Teacher Li Cheng~Sister~You two are my treasures~My most delicious dishes, of course, should be tasted by both of you~Come, don't fight, eat together~"

As she said, she scooped out two large spoons of purple soup mixed with octopus tentacles and placed them in front of the Furious Mother Goddess and Li Cheng.

"Well, ahem, sister." At the critical moment, the Angry Mother Goddess took the lead in counterattacking: "After the chef finishes cooking, he has to taste it first, otherwise, how can you determine the taste?"

Good trick!

Li Cheng gave the Angry Mother Goddess a thumbs up in his heart!

Let Liv taste her own food, she will be able to realize how amazing her own cooking is!

"Really?" Liv pouted: "But I heard others say that the first bite of delicious food should be left for the one you love the most~"

What kind of poisonous chicken soup are you reading, written by a female boxer!

"Teacher Li Cheng, do you also think that I should taste it myself first?" Liv looked at Li Cheng resentfully, with sparkling eyes, and a pitiful look.

"Hehe, hehe, I think, well... I think so." Li Cheng licked his lips awkwardly after being pitifully treated by her: "I think it's better to let your sister taste it for you. After all, she has cooking experience!"

Eh, strange, how do I know that the Angry Mother Goddess has cooking experience? Forget it, never mind...

"Sister, don't you want to try Liv's cooking?"

The young Plague Mother Goddess's face was filled with resentment, replaced by a vague madness.

And her hand was gently placed on the thigh of the Angry Mother Goddess:

"If your mouth doesn't want to, then Liv can only hum and stuff it into your groove~"

What the hell?

Stuff it into my groove?

Still humming?

Do you want to listen to what you are saying?

Is this world upside down, or am I upside down?

"Sister, why don't you say anything? In this case, Liv will have no choice but to take action~" As she said that, she raised a big spoon and gestured to the furious Gouzi.

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