Chapter 344 Master, I Understand (Please Vote and Subscribe!!!)
Mori Detective Agency, downstairs.
The faint aroma of vegetables wafted out from the third floor. Sakaki's nose twitched and he sniffed, his stomach immediately growled.
Not bad from the smell.
The craftsmanship of Maolilan cuisine is very good.
or
Go up there and have a meal?
"Landu is ready to cook, I'm going home!"
Conan waved his hands and wanted to run away.
He was caught back by Sakaki Cheng.
"what?"
Conan turned his head:
"Is there anything else you can do?"
"It's not a big deal, it's just that I'm a little tight lately."
Conan: "."
"You don't want to borrow money from an elementary school student, do you?"
"First of all, are you too deep into the drama?"
Sakaki held up two fingers and said without a smile:
"Although your body has become smaller, you are still a male high school student with a weak body."
"second."
"Who are you scolding, uncle?!"
Before he finished speaking, Conan became furious and shouted with a pale face:
"You are not sane, how am I not sane?!"
His eyes became strange. Sakaki glanced at his body and asked seriously:
"Are you sure you are in good health?"
"ah"
Conan looked under him, and his face became depressed at a speed visible to the naked eye:
"like."
"It's really not very sound."
well.
Patting him on the shoulder, Sakaki said sincerely:
"Don't be discouraged, don't be discouraged."
"Life is full of love, as long as you have a pair of eyes to discover beauty."
"Hey, hey, isn't this a poem by Pushkin?!"
Conan stared at him:
"I use poems to comfort people. Can I have some snacks?!"
“If your heart wants to leave, your stomach will leave too.”
Sakaki said with a solemn expression:
"I'm hungry. I'll go to your house and have a meal until I'm done."
"You'll have the strength to move on."
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Conan covered his chest, his heart aching with anger.
Just to make a living, you scolded me.
As for that? ! !
Can't you just say something directly? !
Am I such a picky person? ! !
"You come on"
Conan's support:
"Xiaolan, she keeps saying thank you."
"Miss Mori, do you want to thank me?"
Sakaki was stunned for a moment:
"What did I do?"
"If you ask me, who should I ask?"
Conan said angrily:
"Xiaolan is very gentle to everyone, and you saved her mother. It's normal to be grateful to you."
"Is this happening?"
After thinking about it carefully, he really didn't think about it, so Sakaki didn't care.
As long as you can make a living, don't worry about so many things.
"Then I'll go home first."
Sakaki stood up and said.
"Why are you still going home?"
Conan looked confused:
"The food is almost ready, just come and eat!"
"It's better to go empty-handed. Don't Mr. Maoli like to drink? I happen to have a bottle of canned beer at home that is about to expire. Bring it to him."
Conan: "."
Forget about beer.
What the hell is it about to expire?
What to do if you have diarrhea after drinking?
Emmm
like
With the uncle's urine, it's okay to drink alcohol. If it's about to expire, it means it's not expired. In his eyes, it's drinkable and quick to drink.
Um.
Nothing wrong!
"Just come over here after you've got your beer."
Conan picked up his schoolbag and said:
"I just happened to go up and say hello to them."
"OK."
After Conan ducked into the corridor, Sakaki also walked into the residential building next door.
Arrive at the door of your home.
He leaned back in shock.
Brother Kidd was sitting in front of his house, immersed in his homework.
It's nothing, he's used to it, but...
The red five-fingered palm mark on the left side of Kidd's face was a bit dazzling.
"Mom, you were teased by your girlfriend and were beaten by the Zhongsen Police Department?"
Hear this sentence.
Kidd raised his head and bared his teeth:
"Why did the Zhongsen Police Department beat me?"
"Then you molested her daughter?"
There is no denying the molestation, explaining what Kidd did.
The picture comes to mind:
During school today, Brother Kidd wanted to hold Nakamori Aoko's little hand. When he saw her face turned red with embarrassment, her hormones suddenly burst out, and her daring plan took another step forward.
Snap!
Makes sense.
"Who is teasing her?"
Kidd hummed:
"I dropped it myself."
Fallen
Turning his eyes, Sakaki pulled him up and pointed to the cement floor next to him:
"Come on, come on, throw another one for me."
"You are probably the only one in history who can produce slap marks when wrestling."
"What are you doing!"
Kidd broke away displeased and said angrily:
"I accidentally fell down and threw myself into the women's locker room. I was misunderstood and received a slap in the face."
"Is it my fault?!"
Sakaki Makoto: "???"
Picking up hair
You are so confident in peeping into the women's locker room. If you don't get beaten, who will get beaten?
"It's all the sweeper's fault!"
Kidd said angrily:
"Who asked her to wax without putting up a notice!"
"As a result, I slipped and knocked open the door of the women's locker room."
"Wait a minute!"
Putting his finger between his eyebrows, Sakaki closed his eyes and imagined the scene at that time, and then...
furious:
"Peeping is just peeping, why do you say you are so innocent?!"
"Fuck, this is such an accident!!!"
Kid was also angry:
"With my skills, can I be caught peeping?!"
The next second, he suddenly covered his mouth and shook his head:
"I don't peep. I don't peep."
"It's okay, we are all men, I can understand your mood at that time, but I still want to say something."
Sakaki Cheng's face fell:
"You deserve it!!!"
Kid: "."
"Let's not talk about this, I have something to ask you."
Rubbing his cheek, Kid followed Sakaki Cheng into the house and said:
"I have a friend who likes a girl, but the girl is often angry with him. What should I do?"
Is this friend you?
Opening the refrigerator, Sakaki Cheng took out a few cans of beer from it, looked at the production date, put back the ones that were far from expired, and held the ones that were about to expire in his arms, turned his head and asked:
"Do you have chess?"
"No, but there are shogi."
Kid took out two wooden chess pieces from his pocket, which were the horn and dragon horse in shogi.
"Let's make do with it."
Putting the beer into a plastic bag, Makoto Sakaki took a glass and went to get half a cup of tap water, and brought back a bag of white sugar.
After writing two characters of "elephant" on the back of the chess piece.
Holding the chess piece, Makoto Sakaki asked:
"What is this?"
"Elephant."
Plop!
The two chess pieces entered the water and immediately sank.
At this time, Makoto Sakaki poured white sugar into the water, and something surprising happened.
The chess piece that had sunk to the bottom actually floated up!
Like an old monk in a temple, Sakaki Makoto asked in a mysterious way:
"Do you know what the principle is?"
Kid frowned and thought for a while, then suddenly slapped his thigh:
"I know!"
"This shows that the density of sugar water is greater than that of wooden chess pieces!"
"So the chess pieces can float up!"
"You just stand there and fart seriously."
Pushing his sunglasses, Sakaki Makoto said calmly:
"What I mean is"
"As long as you are sweet, the object will naturally float to the surface!"
Kid: "."