Chapter 2082 Master Cangfa’s Dream

Chapter 2082 Master Cang’s Dream

Mr. Lu Xun once said: Hair is the common property of husband and wife. Li Cang must have never heard Mr. Lu Xun say this. He simply could not imagine how the haircut he casually cut before returning to the island became the culprit of the breakdown of his relationship with Li Lei. .

"What is this? Chicken scratching? Dog chewing? My grandma's hand-cranked popcorn machine is more artistic than this!" Li Lai Si seemed to be embarrassed by him and cried: "Get out of here, get out of here, Get out of here, put the track line Teacher Sui Mo Cang, do you really think you can do whatever you want with your beautiful face? Do you want to do whatever you want? Ah, little lady, look at him!”

Li Cang was speechless: "Is it such an exaggeration? If I stress you, it's just hair. It will grow back in two days."

Li Laixi was very excited: "Exaggeration? I had a very ugly haircut when I was a child and came home. Do you know what Rao Qifang did? She closed the door, closed, closed, as if she didn't see me!"

Tai Xiaoyi walked out of the stilted building, looked at Li Lai Si, then looked at Li Cang: "Pfft."

Lao Wang: "Pfft."

Li Cang: "_"

"What's wrong, Teacher Cang, have you offended Teacher Tony? I'm giving you such a haircut?" Lao Wang took out his hammer, took a sip of saliva, and began to sharpen the knife: "This has become a shame. For this reason, As long as it is cut, the long-term pain will be worse than the short-term pain!”

"Yes, I know it's not pretty, but I wouldn't say it's ugly." Li Cang felt melancholy: "The main thing is that the female Tony didn't care about her hair. She kept saying that she was a fan of mine, signing autographs and... Or something, if I had known earlier, I would have found a man."

"Now go check it out on the base shopping website or forum. I guess she will sell your hair by the roots!" Lao Wang gloated: "Don't you know you have a hairstylist at home? Why do you have to go outside to get a haircut? ?”

"I happened to see a barber shop when I was passing by, and suddenly I felt uncomfortable with my long hair."

"I understand, impulsive consumption is a yes!" Lao Wang vowed, "To tell you the truth, I have the same problem. Every time I come out of the bathing center, I swear that I will never come again next time, and then, um, Definitely next time!”

"???"

In the evening, a few people had a meal of dipping dishes. The island's black-haired pigs, free-range chickens, variegated mushrooms and wild vegetables were quite satisfactory. It is worth mentioning that the dipping ingredients are said to be collected by Jinyujing Goldfish Logistics. The original Leishan fish sauce and bird chili from the interisland fragments of the Leishan area in southeastern Guizhou are quite delicious.

Li Cang could not forget it until he was sitting in front of the skeleton gate of the mill: "It is different, it is indeed different!"

"I don't like sour food. The sour fish sauce is not good, but the chili pepper, tsk, it's so good!" Lao Wang warned again and again: "Take it easy, I tell you, I'm on an inspection tour today. I pray that the whole process will be monitored. If there is even the slightest mistake, I tell you, don't blame me for not reminding you, your mother Rao's big pussy will be thrown right over you!"

Li Laixi + Tai Xiaoyi: "Ah, yes, yes!"

"No, is this necessary? Do you think so?"

"Oh, you have a criminal record, but in front of everyone, what happened to you these past few times when you prayed for a new son? Are you really clueless?!"

Li Cang huffed a few times and was speechless: "I can't help but be haunted at night. Master Wang, I advise you to respect yourself!"

Lao Wang sneered: "Ghost! Ghost?"

"Hey, you are promising. I remember that you used to be very taboo about insects, birds, gods and ghosts. You would not dare to walk at night after drinking too much!" Tai Xiaoyi asked curiously: "So, Li Cang, aren’t you afraid?”

"Is he afraid of ghosts?" Lao Wang didn't hold back. "The Lord of Hell can't take him away, so why should he be afraid of those lonely ghosts? He has to follow the contract! Ghosts don't need to sign a labor contract! I won’t be tired! Believe it or not, I’m looking for this guy. Put a sign in a factory and let that thing work 24 hours a day, and the illegal work will be restarted on the world line? This is simply new energy and automation! What kind of industrial chain should be upgraded and new technologies introduced? !”

"Pfft. Don't tell me, it sounds like something Teacher Cang can do."

"Have you finally run out of the tens of thousands of candidate entries?" Li Leisi used a six-stage alienated alloy file to mill her nails until sparks appeared, without raising her head or eyes. "Lilith, give it to me." Get off his neck, do you hear me? Don’t force me to slap you before my patience wears off!”

Li Cang patted Lilith's long legs and signaled her to stop making trouble. After a while, the stingy girl might have gotten really anxious: "No, I don't know when. This thing can't be solved in a short while." My attitude is to be rigorous and knowledgeable, but academics are about crossing the river by feeling the stones, so why don't you go and rest first, so you don't have to stay up all night with me!"

"Ha~"

"Ha~"

"Don't~"

Li Cang couldn't help but ordered Goujizi to build a fire pit and light it. He also moved in a few sofas, as well as Li Lei's favorite tiger-skin mattress and tiger-skin mattress flowers.

"Smart!" Li Laisi narrowed her eyes: "Wang, go kill a deer, get some crispy bone sausage and marshmallows, and a box of beer!"

"Okay~ Qinghao'er~"

A huge and majestic prayer coin lights up the night sky from the center of Li Cangkong Island, and dozens of prayer interfaces and mill interfaces refresh all kinds of information and data like the Yangtze River.

The overall temperature of the Sky Island seemed to have risen several degrees in an instant, and the ground began to rumble and tremble, as if some terrifying giant creature had revived, and strange and inexplicable shrill sobs and roars were heard. Wisps of scarlet and pale smoke leaked out as the flesh and blood activated the surface of the ground, and soon lingered around the Sky Island to form an unsettling distorted cloud.

"Damn it." Lao Wang rubbed his arm, which was estimated to be over 60 cm in circumference, and the dense goose bumps did not give him any face, and he was completely unmoved, "This bitch really has no bottom line, dear, and he is still a ghost, haha."

The bride and Liliana smiled and said nothing.

"No wonder." Li Leisi stared at a certain projection interface over there thoughtfully, "Well, those miscellaneous things before were not counted, he actually wanted to mix in the dragon that Sister Jing gave him, Dragon Vein Mage, what is this?"

"Tsk, the thief is still not dead!"

"Can it work, a rebellious son, how much stuff is this?"

"He has been planning to use that directional prayer opportunity, or in other words, twice!" Li Leisi knows this kind of stuff very well, "It's a dream come true, not shabby, this dead gambler will not give up until he is satisfied!"

Thanks to Yu Liuli for the 500 starting coins reward, (づ￣3￣)づ╭～