Funeral, What Should I Do if I Reincarnate as a Demon?

Chapter 160

"Waiting for me to lift your skirt?"

"abnormal?"

"...You are the one who said strange things first; and when I am troubled, can I be a little more serious?" He folded his arms and lay motionless on the rocking chair, staring at the girl above. , sighing exaggeratedly:

"Repeat the previous topic... Even if you take 10,000 steps back, you still can't talk about being a big sister."

"Big breasts."

"....Phelan is bigger."

"You are so obscene, talking to a girl about her big breasts."

"——My fault?? You were obviously the first to bring up this topic, right?!" With a sudden kick, Ash almost couldn't help but stand up.

But Yubel smiled and changed the subject directly: "But~ you are really a big devil... No, a big devil~"

"...What are you talking about?"

"What do you think it is?"

"...."

"Don't say anything. Didn't I say something quite extraordinary? If you stay silent like this, I will be very embarrassed!" He responded with silence, which made Yubel full of energy, with an inexplicable feeling. Inquisitively, he stretched out his hands to touch his head:

"But, I didn't see any horns... There is nothing when I touch my hand. It doesn't look like it is hidden by magic... Are you really a demon?"

"You already know that I am a demon, so what are you still doing here? Shouldn't you be careful at this time, because you might be killed and silenced?"

The girl who had her hair messed up but was stroking her head with a bad smile said that Ash really couldn't maintain silence. He was so dangerous that he wanted to hit her on the head if he couldn't hold back.

"It's okay, it's okay~ I'm still somewhat confident in my intuition~"

"....Seriously, what's going on with you?" The expression on Ash's face was as if he had eaten a fly.

But the more he behaves like this, the happier Yubel becomes: "Oh~ There is no difference between demons and humans anyway. I just want to study your body. Can you let me touch it?"

"——Of course not! What are you talking about without permission?" He slapped away the black lines on his face, and he was about to lift the hand that opened his shirt.

At this time, Ash was completely confused about what was going on with this guy's brain circuit. He could only put his hand on her face to stop her from approaching, and said seriously:

"To be honest, humans and demons are different. Although there may be no lower limit for both sides in terms of badness, in terms of general danger, the demons will be more dangerous. If you don't want to die, stay away from the demons."

"...and get closer to you?"

"Don't just add the last sentence for me, okay?" Ya Xiu asked with an expression of suppressing a headache: "....Are you really listening to me?"

"It's not like you don't know that my brain is hard to use, but I'm listening to what you said~ Anyway, you are smarter than me, so what you say must make sense, right? Then I must be right to listen to you, right?"

"..."

Yubel was too obedient and spoke too sensibly, which made Ash feel a little uncomfortable with this situation for a while. He didn't even know whether she was listening or not, or was she really listening or pretending to listen?

And this girl was obviously a fool, but she seemed to have seen through what he was thinking, grinning mischievously: "Am I serious~? You won't hurt me anyway, right?"

"...From what you said, I feel like you have bad intentions."

"Because I'm flirting with you~" Yubel licked her lips brightly, the expression on her face seemed serious, but also seemed not serious at all.

"Let's not talk about teasing or not... In addition to the racial issues between demons and humans, you should know the difference in life span between demons and humans."

"Hmm~ It's too complicated, I don't understand it~!"

"....It's nice to be an idiot."

"Don't praise me like that~ I will be very happy!"

"...Why is this sentence interpreted as a compliment?"

"Because at this time, it's okay to feel frankly happy, right?"

"——So I didn't praise you! You idiot!"

........

It was obviously a serious issue that he should worry about, but Yubel's interruption made him mentally exhausted, and he felt that there was a huge generation gap in communication.

But he suspected...this guy did this on purpose.

Although it is true that he is occasionally stupid, he is also a fool who will make full use of this advantage. But in this case, is Yubel still a fool?

On this winter night with heavy snow falling, Ash, who had lost even the chance to meditate on the rocking chair, while facing this strange girl, could not help but wonder or even doubt in his heart, whether this guy has already I forgot the purpose of following myself in the first place.

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The next morning.

After that stormy late night, everyone was forced to stay up late, and they haven't woken up yet.

Only last night before Ash came back, the man with glasses had already gone back to his room and slept happily - Fal Xiu was wearing an apron early in the morning and was preparing breakfast for everyone.

"Good morning, Mr. Ash, you got up early today as always." Falxiu heard the voice and looked back in surprise: "What do you want to eat today? I can also buy some vegetables."

"...I'm fine with whatever I want, but if you wake up early in the morning and it's fine, shouldn't you study magic or something?"

"I just said that you and Zanze are too tired. Magic should not be everything in life. Besides, I am always the one making breakfast for my children and wife at home."

"Uh...you're actually married." Ashi, who originally wanted to refute, was stunned when he heard this unexpected information.

"What are you talking about? Isn't it weird that I'm over thirty and haven't gotten married yet? My eldest daughter was taller than Zanze and Fulilian last year."

"That...that's really amazing." He was really shocked and frightened by the passage of time.

No, it seems normal for the children of people in their thirties to be taller than the two of them?

It's not that the child is too tall, but that these two are too young... and people in this era get married early.

"Oh...forget it, let me go out first, so I don't have to prepare my meal today."

"Don't you want to eat something first?"

"Hmm....Give me this bread."

Glancing at the bread that Falxiu had just bought on the dining table, he took it silently and walked out of the room while biting it.

Because Zanze's words made him realize that he had almost forgotten a very important thing.

If he really meets the emperor with Fulilian and Fearon, the other party may be more relaxed and the security will not be too tight.

Because Fulian was once a member of the Brave Team, this attribute itself represents safety and harmlessness, but it doesn't matter how fast she runs, but Feilun and Fulian don't have their own speed, and they are both pure magic users. , the weakness is too obvious...What should I do if I fail and can't run away?

"...There is no other way. Let's just use the name of the Kingdom's envoy and get to know each other quickly. I don't want to waste any more time here."

After what happened last night, he just wanted to quickly complete the agreement he had made - to take the world into his hands to ensure the longevity of the demon clan and the peace of mankind, so that he would have time to pursue other things.

For example, how to make humans live forever.

The Burial of Fulilian·Golden Land and the Empire: Chapter 16 “I just went to kill the emperor”·Forced the Imperial City·Slaughtered the Imperial City

Even though I think I have a lot of time at first, it doesn’t matter if I take my time.

As Celie and Aura often say, they have endless time to waste, even if they waste it, they can kill the empire. After all, this empire is only a thousand years old.

There is no problem in taking his time, but...he himself has no problem, but others cannot wait.

Feilun and the others will grow old. If possible, he really doesn't want to give them their final care, and if they don't grow old...

"I really want to take Zanze home...well, the healthy one."

Liking cute things should be a problem that all humans have. Although he is not a human, he is still on the way to the imperial city, regretting that he cannot take action.

Of course, taking her home should be considered a joke, because he just wanted to take her home for fun, but no matter what...he felt a sense of urgency now.

Since the kingdom's embassy had been demolished at the beginning of the war, and the diplomats expelled each other almost at the same time, Ash did not go to the embassy now, but only planned to head straight towards the imperial city.

There is no need to prepare carefully or warm up or anything, just prepare to kill the opponent directly.

Although I am still somewhat worried about what trump card the empire has here, if they just kill and run away...or take the emperor as a hostage, there is no need to worry too much.

And after the assassination team was used up, he didn't have any extra people to test. After all, he was almost tired of the slow actions and forbearing planning.

"I've been tolerant for more than two hundred years. It's time for me to be a little braver sometimes, right?"

After all, in this world, he is basically at the top, so it's not a big problem to be a little braver.

He didn't believe it. What was left behind by Volamei could really kill him?

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The clouds in the six rooms are sparse, and the sun shines into the sky. The streets are empty, and my wife has fallen asleep for this sunken building. One night (the city brought a ray of warmth and hope on April 1st).

But the shadow of war shrouded like a dark cloud, making this moment that should be full of vitality seem particularly heavy and depressed.

On both sides of the street, although the shops have opened their doors, the goods in front of them are sparse, and the faces of the vendors have lost the enthusiasm and smiles of the past, replaced by solemnity and helplessness.

The air is filled with a faint smell of gunpowder smoke, which is incompatible with the freshness of the morning. From time to time, there is the sound of galloping horse hooves and the sound of groups of soldiers stepping on their feet, making the morning in this city even more tense.

The recent riots, coupled with yesterday's explosion, also caused the entire satellite city to disappear. Naturally, the streets were sparsely populated, with pedestrians walking in a hurry and looking nervous.

The children no longer chase and play, but cling tightly to their parents, with uneasiness in their eyes that belies their age.

The entire city seemed to be shrouded in an invisible layer of fear, and even the birdsong in the early morning seemed unusually silent, as if even nature was mourning the city.

Although the sun tried hard to penetrate the clouds, it was difficult to dispel the haze in the city's heart. However, when Ash made up his mind to stop caring about so much and directly kill the target with force... his mental state was surprisingly good, and his mood was surprisingly happy, even like he had just played with a child at home.

After cautiously finding a spy to explain and giving him a few letters, he even bought two boxes of grilled chicken legs from the roadside because he was not full. While biting the chicken legs, he muttered vaguely: "Although I ate too light just now, isn't it a bit too greasy to eat barbecue early in the morning?"

This overly free appearance attracted the roadside guards, even if they noticed it, they just glanced at it and no longer cared... There was no suspicious trace at all.

But Ash hadn't been eating for too long, and hadn't arrived at the door of the predetermined target, but he suddenly saw a familiar figure on the roadside.

The monk with a numb expression on his face—Zain, who looked like he had no motivation to work, was leaning over the window wiping the windowsill with a cigarette in his mouth.

But when Ash looked at him, it didn't take long for him to notice his gaze. He widened his eyes instantly, threw down the rag and rushed over:

"——How dare you show up? Do you know how I've been spending these days?!"

"I don't know." Even though the other party was already glaring, Ash denied it without thinking, and casually took out another chicken leg from the box and handed it over: "Would you like a chicken leg instead of this? I bought too much."

"——I said you'd treat me last time we drank! But you actually ran away with a girl!"

"It seems to be true? But did you have breakfast?"

"——No! It's all because of you! I've been washing dishes, wiping tables, cleaning windows, and working to pay off debts these days!"

"Then what should we eat first? Um... a chicken leg?"

Although Zain gritted his teeth and wished he could eat him alive, Ash silently turned sideways, took the chicken leg to avoid the splashing saliva, and then handed the chicken leg over again with an expressionless face.

Zain looked at the chicken leg handed over, and he was both angry and amused, but in the end he grabbed the chicken leg and bit it hard, as if he was biting Ash's meat.

"You are so heartless." Zain chewed the chicken leg and said vaguely: "I am suffering here, but you are so happy eating chicken legs and flirting with loli?"

"Very happy."

"You guy...!"

"Although it is true that I am very happy, you can't blame me at that time, I was also pulled away by Zain." He really didn't deny that he was very happy eating chicken legs and flirting with loli, and he spread his hands innocently to this complaint.

"Emergency? I think you are obsessed with love!" Zain rolled his eyes at him and said angrily: "Tell me, how are you going to compensate me?! Not only did you betray our alliance and become a heretic, you even left me alone here to wash dishes!"

"I am just the kind of person who likes cute girls. I don't have so many strange ideas. It shouldn't be considered a betrayal..." Ash tilted his head slightly and thought about it, but he compromised: "...How about treating you to a meal again? But you have to wait until I finish the things at hand."

"What do you want? It's not something unreliable, right?" Zain looked at him suspiciously.

"Nothing, just go and kill the emperor."

"Ha, ha? Wait!" Zain was startled when he heard this, and quickly pulled him to the side, and warned him in a low voice:

"--You should also pay attention to the atmosphere when joking! The atmosphere in the imperial capital is quite tense now! If someone hears you, you will definitely be sent to the guillotine!"

"I am serious for the time being?"

"...Really?"

"Here you go." Ash stopped teasing him, and put two boxes of chicken legs in his hands, took out three silver coins from his pocket, put them directly on the box, and then took back the box of chicken legs below, and walked away, without looking back:

"Go and have a drink after you pay the money, I still have to go to the imperial city, and I will come back to drink with you...if I can still meet you by then."

"You don't need so much, right?" Zain looked at the silver coins on the chicken leg box and hurriedly wanted to call him back.

However, he did not stop walking and waved his hand behind him: "It was indeed my fault last time. The extra words are my apology. I will have a drink with you next time if there is a chance."

"No - we are just joking, don't really go?!"

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