Chapter 24: Caught in the Act by Tsunade, Socially Dead!
Pushing the book handed over by Rope Tree away, Jingyi turned and walked into the kitchen. He had to have a good talk with Tsunade tomorrow. He had to beat his brother as soon as possible.
Seeing Jingyi ignoring him and walking directly into the kitchen, Rope Tree was worried that he would go to complain, so he followed him.
"Jingyi, I treat you as a friend, you can't complain to my sister!"
After washing the rice, adding water, and putting it on the stove, Jingyi turned and said, "So what you mean is that I need to help you hide it?"
"Of course, we are friends! Friends! How can you betray your friends!" Rope Tree answered as a matter of course.
Jingyi: "......."
Fuck friend, you are looking at the little uncle, kid, don't you realize that the matter is serious?
Taking out two potatoes from the cabinet, Jingyi peeled the potatoes and asked, "Rope Tree, do you really like reading these books?"
"Of course, how can a man not like it." Rope Tree felt that he was right.
"Don't you like reading this kind of book, Jingyi? Or do you not like girls?"
"Ahem!!"
Jingyi, who was peeling potatoes, almost stabbed himself with a knife. This was a bit hurtful.
Speechlessly putting down the knife and potatoes in his hand, Jingyi said to Shengshu seriously:
"Of course I like to read, but I won't read before I grow up. Also, my sexual orientation is normal, and I also like pretty and cute girls."
"Why not read before I grow up?"
Do you need to divide the age when reading this thing?
Shengshu felt a little strange, after all, Jiraiya would not instill such words in him.
He would only take him with him...
Jingyi spread his hands: "Because before you grow up, it's useless to read it."
"Think about it carefully, Jiraiya takes you to see these things, he can go out to have fun, but can you?"
"........"
Faced with Jingyi's question, the smile on Shengshu's face froze.
He seemed to think that Jiraiya liked to go to certain places, and he couldn't go to those places, and if he wanted to go with him, he would be driven away by Jiraiya.
"So...it's not easy to save pocket money, especially under your sister's nose. Don't waste money on such useless things in the future. If you like to read, you will have plenty of time to read when you grow up. You won't be criticized by others, and you won't think you are not good enough. Do you understand?"
Facing Jingyi's teachings, Shengshu blinked blankly.
"Jingyi, you mean, I should save more money and read it when I grow up, so that Jiraiya can go to help the beautiful big sister together?"
"Fuck..."
Jingyi accidentally sprained his waist.
"Ah, yes, yes, you are right."
I am tired.
You can do whatever you want, as long as you are not afraid of your sister beating you.
Why does Jingyi's tone seem perfunctory?
I can't figure it out, forget it, let's read the book first.
So...Jingyi in the kitchen kept hearing the obscene laughter from the living room, which made him sigh: "What a sin."
After dinner, Jingyi decisively drove Shengshu away who didn't want to leave.
This brat, he doesn't learn good things, and his mind is full of tricks.
Jingyi doesn't want to be blamed for teaching the child bad things.
It's better to give this blame to Jiraiya, after all, it was he who taught him to like these things.
I hope my sister will work overtime today.
After returning home, Nawaki carefully looked around, like a guilty thief, afraid that someone would find him.
Great, no one.
The yard was very quiet, and there was no sound coming from the house. At this time, Uzumaki Mito should be teaching Kushina the unique sealing technique of the Uzumaki clan. As for Tsunade, she was either working overtime or resting in the room.
After making sure there was no danger, Nawaki walked into the yard openly.
"Stop!"
"......."
It's over.
Hearing the voice behind him, the smile on Nawaki's face froze instantly, and his body was nailed firmly in place as if he had been hit by a fixed body technique, motionless.
"Why did you come back just now? Where have you been?"
Tsunade twisted Rope Tree's ears skillfully and said viciously:
"I warn you every morning to come back immediately after school and spend more time with grandma. What did you do?"
Rope Tree came back too late, Tsunade would at most say a few words to him, and would not take it to heart. Children of eight or nine years old are supposed to be playful.
But when Rope Tree came home, he looked like a thief, which was a bit problematic.
After discovering this, Tsunade hid herself. She wanted to see what this stinky boy Rope Tree was trying to do sneakily.
"Ah, it hurts! Sister, my ears are going to fall off."
Rope Tree screamed in pain, hoping that her sister would show mercy.
"Tell me the truth, where did you go."
Tsunade was unmoved, because she knew how much force she had used. This force would at most hurt Rope Tree a little, and as for the ears being twisted off, it was completely bullshit.
The elder sister beat the younger brother, which was completely due to the suppression of blood. Sheng Shu decisively confessed: "I went to Jing's house, ate at his house and came back, I didn't go anywhere else."
"I didn't see that you have learned to find a place to eat."
Tsunade let go of Sheng Shu's ears, she believed that Sheng Shu would not dare to lie to her.
Besides, it was just a little late to come back, a small lesson would be enough, there was no need to make a big fuss.
It's too hateful, punishing me again!
Shengshu covered his ears, with an expression of being angry but not saying anything.
You still glared!
Tsunade, who wanted to let Shengshu go directly, saw her brother glaring at her, so she slapped him.
Shengshu, who was not prepared, used a wolf spear directly, and the book hidden in his clothes fell to the ground.
Tsunade had the habit of checking his schoolbag and homework. In order to prevent being discovered, Shengshu stuffed the uncle into his clothes and hid it. It was originally well hidden, but it fell out after Tsunade slapped it.
"???"
What the hell.
Tsunade looked down and her eyes gradually widened.
It's over, it's over, my Ozawa, the book I just bought, no, the book is no longer important, I'm dead.
Who will save me?
Picking up the book on the ground and flipping through it twice, Tsunade tilted her head and spitted, then smiled coldly at Naoki: "Do you confess on your own initiative, or get beaten first and then confess?"
"I bought it with my pocket money, just bought it today."
"So you ran to Jing's house just to read this?"
"No, Hyuga Shizuka also read this?"
Tsunade realized something was wrong as soon as she said it.
Naoki scratched his head awkwardly and smiled awkwardly:
"He drove me away and told me that it's best for children not to read it and wait until they grow up to read it."
Rare.
Now it was Tsunade's turn to be surprised.
Not only did Hyuga Shizuka not read it, but he also taught Naoki a lesson and even drove him away?
In Tsunade's impression, only Orochimaru was not interested in these things, as for the others... they were basically the same.
From the Third Hokage to Jiraiya, and then to some male ninjas I know.
One by one, almost no one could escape.
Even if there were some who could run away, they would not teach their children earnestly like Jingyi, telling them not to watch these things.
"Sister Tsunade, what are you doing?"
Although Tsunade had beaten her brother many times, it was the first time she saw Nawaki standing with his schoolbag in the corner.
It was embarrassing.
Nawaki's face was as red as a monkey's buttocks, he lowered his head guiltily, and held his schoolbag high.