Chapter 283: With the Monkey Shit in My Hand, I Own the World
Yuanxiao was immediately surprised. The Kaizhi Pill given by Sister Zihu at the entrance of the Demon Clan’s Small World seemed to have a good effect. After swallowing it, the mountain-moving ape obviously became smarter!
At this time, the Winged Dragon couple also flew over on their own initiative, landed gently in front of them, and greeted Yuanxiao.
Unlike the mountain apes, the couple didn't like to fight, so they never came out. However, their children are still at an age where they like to play and run around with the monkeys all day long.
Now they meet their acquaintance Yuanxiao, and Yuanxiao is the benefactor who gave them both the wisdom elixir. They have always been very grateful to Yuanxiao, so they take the initiative to come over to say hello and touch the back of Yuanxiao's hand with their pointed mouths. This is how they express their closeness. Way.
Yuanxiao called the little monkeys to stand in front of her, and asked them to line up. She also greeted Xiaobei one by one, because Xiaobei also liked these little spiritual beasts!
So Little Berry shook hands with them one by one. When it was Little Mountain Monkey's turn, he put his hands behind his back and refused to reach out!
Yuanxiao and Xiaoberry are both amazed! Is the little monkey so arrogant?
As a result, Xiao Jin and Xiao Huang immediately started laughing, winking at each other, and later even burst into laughter!
Yuanxiao knew at a glance that this little mountain ape had definitely done something bad!
Yuan Xiao immediately became serious and lectured: "Little ape, what's going on? Stretch out your hand!"
At this time, I saw several disciples from the Spiritual Beast Park running over in a hurry. One of the disciples revealed the answer to the sect master: "Sect master, you don't know. This little mountain ape has become smarter since his spiritual wisdom was greatly enhanced." , but it has learned a bad habit. Any spiritual beast that has provoked it will be chased by it with ape dung in its hands. I have seen it with my own eyes several times. In that scene, ape dung is flying everywhere... ..”
"That's right, the other spirit beasts are also bloody. Many times, there are beasts that want to fight back against the little ape, but its hands are full of ape excrement. Who dares to fight it? All the spirit beasts are not afraid of the little ape, but It's because it has ape excrement in its hands! And it's usually fresh!" Another disciple continued, rushing to report the little ape's misdeeds.
"After a long time, those old spirit beasts have gained experience. As soon as they saw the little ape coming out, they immediately hid in advance. It's just pity for those stupid spirit beasts who are not enlightened. They are chased by ape dung every time. Cry!” the third disciple reported again.
"Last time, a little hyena beast was deceived by the pheasant in the little ape's left hand and failed to escape in time. As a result, the little ape caught him and covered his face with ape excrement. He went on a hunger strike for half a month. Even now, he is still mentally disturbed. Shadow, vomits at the sight of a pheasant.”
... All the disciples were complaining about the little ape's bad behavior.
At this time, Xiao Jin and Xiao Huang had already fallen to the ground laughing, and Xiao Berry was laughing so hard that she couldn't breathe!
Yuanxiao was very angry. Why did these little beasts in the house act like moths in front of the guests?
Moreover, he personally brought this little mountain ape from the Apocalypse World and fed it with Kai Zhi Dan.
Unexpectedly, I did become smarter, but I didn't use it in a good place. I used it all in the battle with ape dung. It was really unreasonable and it directly brought shame to Yuanxiao!
Yuanxiao said fiercely to Little Mountain Ape: "Next time if I find you grabbing ape dung with your hands and chasing other spirit beasts, I will punish you by picking up the ape dung you threw and eating it!"
The little ape was so frightened that he quickly covered his mouth with both hands. In his panic, he forgot that he had just grabbed ape dung.
Oops, that scene was so embarrassing!
Everyone in the circle was amused by the little ape, especially Little Berry. In the past 10 years, they have never laughed as hard as today! Sure enough, there are many interesting things here during the Lantern Festival! I will come again next time!
Everything is ape dung, everything is fate!
Yuan Xiao was really too embarrassed to stay any longer, so he pointed at the little monkey with his hand, then grabbed the little berry and flew back up the mountain. In mid-air, he didn't forget to turn around and say: "Tell Liu Huoling later about the next stage." The focus of the Spirit Beast Park is to teach these spirit beasts how to be hygienic and polite! The key point is the little moving monkey!”
"Little Yuan, from now on you can bury yourself and wash your hands ten times a day. If you dare to violate it, I will let Xiao Huang beat you. It's that simple! After a while, I will come over to check on your improvement!" said Yuanxiao and Little Berry flew farther and farther, and finally disappeared.
The little mountain ape immediately collapsed on the ground with a sad face.
Without the feeling of invincibility that I have with the ape dung in hand, and without the endless fun of ape dung battles, the joy of life is directly reduced by half, okay? How will my little ape live in the future?
After Xiao Huang had laughed enough, he got up from the ground, then let out a mocking spiritual fart at the mountain-moving ape, and then flew to the back mountain with Xiao Jin.
Upon seeing this, the Pterodactyl couple held their breath and hid back in the cave.
The qualities of Xiao Huang and Xiao Mobi are similar. Neither of them are civilized and polite beasts! Xiao Huang has been following his benefactor Yuanxiao for a long time, why is he still so rogue? Is it innate or learned from someone?
No way? You couldn't have learned it from your benefactor Yuanxiao, right? The pterodactyl couple looked at each other and shook their heads at the same time. How could it be possible? How could the benefactor Yuanxiao be such a person! It must be Xiao Huang’s natural talent!
The two of them came to the outside of the thatched cottage on the top of the back mountain with their swords, and Xiaobei immediately let out a wow.
"Yuanxiao, the scenery where you live is so beautiful!" Xiaobei turned around and looked at the plants and trees here.
Two rows of thatched cottages, a row of long wooden tables and chairs, green stone roads, lush trees, soft and smooth grass, and floating clouds surrounding the mountain tops all make Xiaobei feel very comfortable!
Xiaomei ran on the soft lawn, her light blue dress fluttering in the wind, like a blue butterfly, lively and free.
"Yuanxiao, I want to take a look here, you take me to see!" Xiaomei and Yuanxiao are real peers, and they say whatever they want without any hesitation.
"Okay, Xiaohuang, roll over here quickly and take your aunt Xiaomei out for a few laps." Yuanxiao ordered.
"Xiaojin, hurry up and get into your aunt's arms, we are going to set off." Yuanxiao ordered again.
"Oh, what aunt, is there an aunt in her teens?" Xiaomei pouted.
"This is not easy. They are my children, my juniors. If I let them call you sister, then you will become my niece, and we will be of different generations! It's okay, it's okay..." Yuanxiao nodded after pondering.
"No, no, forget it, then I'll still be your aunt, don't think you're of a lower generation than me, don't think you can take advantage of me! Humph!" Xiaomei changed quickly, and they were of the same generation, it had to be!
Xiaohuang ran over and lay down happily, Xiaomei sat in front holding Xiaojin, Yuanxiao sat behind Xiaomei, and then the two of them flew into the sky.
The key point is that Xiaohuang was not a human being, and he really flew into the sky, almost vertically, and directly knocked Xiaomei onto Yuanxiao.
Fortunately, Yuanxiao was prepared, knowing that Xiaohuang's brain was a little abnormal, so he stretched out his hands in time to protect Xiaomei, so that the two did not fall off Xiaohuang.