Chapter 319 You Don’t Understand What Art Is
"Hey hey hey..."
"Orochimaru, lean your shoulders further out...bend your knees...raise your other leg high."
"Yes! It's this feeling of laziness!"
The sound insulation effect in Orochimaru's base is still good, but it still can't suppress the obscene voice of a certain old man.
At the same time, Orochimaru's intermittent voice came from inside.
"Jiraiya..."
"Are you reliable?"
"Can you really make money like this?"
Naruto's face changed drastically as he stood at the door, and the first thought in his mind was...
Oops! !
This damn Medusa actually stole men from the base behind Sasuke's back? ?
Then I thought about it, it was my own master inside...
For a moment, he didn't know who to help first.
Tsunade had already grabbed the doorknob, but was restrained by the conversation inside.
In the past, she wanted to settle a score with Jiraiya, but now she was a little worried about whether the two guys inside were messing around.
Kushina's situation is similar to him.
As early as when she was in the Pure Land, she had heard that Orochimaru was not a good person and often made trouble in the ninja world...
I thought it was everyone's smear campaign against Orochimaru.
Now it seems...
hiss!
What weird things are Jiraiya and Orochimaru doing? ?
Even Minato, who was worried about his master, looked ugly at this moment.
Orochimaru's superb scientific research technology...
Becoming a woman is a matter of minutes.
It was hard for him to imagine how much fun Jiraiya and Orochimaru had there...
They all felt lazy.
Thinking of Jiraiya's writings again, Minato's face turned red.
"that......"
"Kushina, why don't we wait outside..."
"Would it be too presumptuous to go in at this time?"
As expected, he was worthy of being called the Little Sun, and he was able to consider his mentor in such a situation.
Naruto looked at his old father with astonishment and shock in his eyes.
no!
In this situation, you still want to disturb Bai Mao Laoden's good deeds? ? ?
Didn't my father ever consider that this was not possible? ?
besides!
How is my brother Sasuke doing? ?
Naruto noticed something was wrong with the atmosphere at the scene, and slowly took out his cell phone to send a reminder message to Sasuke.
[The God of Death never beeps with you: Fool, go back and eat more green leaves at night. 】
[Uchiha Xiao Yan:? 】
Now that things have come to this, Naruto feels that he can't explain it too clearly.
After all, Sasuke wants to save face...
Moreover, given the relationship between Shiroden and Orochimaru...
It's not impossible to turn a good gay friend into a woman and then do some weird things.
Alas, the palms and backs of my hands are full of flesh!
Naruto put away his phone and sighed softly, feeling sorry for his good brother and scolding Medusa for being shameless.
Randomly, he knocked Tsunade away and kicked the door open with one kick.
Bang--
Before the people on the side could react, the door panel rushed inward. They didn't realize that Naruto had kicked the door until it was halfway into the wall...
After breaking open the door, four people entered the warehouse one after another.
Orochimaru was seen wearing a feminine nightgown, lying on his side on the blanket, and the clothes falling off his shoulders profoundly interpreted the term "old shoulder slippery".
His long hair was scattered down his back, and his exquisite makeup made Naruto feel a little dazed.
At this moment, the neutral beauty is vividly reflected in Orochimaru.
When Orochimaru saw everyone, surprise flashed in his eyes, and there was also a touch of anger.
Next to him, Jiraiya half-knelt on one knee in front of Orochimaru, holding a camera that almost hit Orochimaru in the face.
He remained motionless in the same posture as before.
It was as if there was no one behind him.
It wasn't that Jiraiya was too engrossed and didn't realize who was coming.
Mainly...
From the moment he heard the loud noise outside the door, he knew that this must have been done by his traitor.
What's worse...
If the traitor can run here, he must bring Tsunade with him.
He didn't dare to look back at all! !
Jiraiya knew deep down that whatever he photographed would be beaten to death by Tsunade! !
"Naruto, don't look!"
Kushina covered Naruto's eyes, pushed her son and walked out the door.
Such a taboo scene was too harsh. For the sake of Naruto's physical and mental health and to prevent him from going astray, she could only ask Naruto to wait outside.
By the time Kushina stepped into the room again, her red hair was already fluttering with anger, and together with Tsunade beside her, the temperature of the place dropped several degrees.
Murderous aura is spreading around.
"Jiraiya, Orochimaru..."
"What are you two doing?"
Tsunade walked up to Jiraiya and looked down at the two of them. Although she tried her best to suppress the anger in her heart, Jiraiya felt that the pores in his body were exploding.
Outside the door, Naruto had already taken out a bench, melon seeds, camera, and even the treatment medicines were placed at his feet.
In case my mother and cousin accidentally beat Bai Mao Laoden to death later.
"Nonsense...nonsense!"
"Tsunade...you have the wrong person."
"I'm Kimimaro."
Realizing that the crisis was coming, Jiraiya had not given up any hope of survival.
Even if his excuse was lame.
Ta da——
Footsteps sounded again, and Jiraiya, who was frozen in place, saw a woman standing next to Tsunade.
He raised his head numbly, and then caught a glimpse of a familiar figure.
"Kushina...Kushina??"
Jiraiya first showed a shocked expression, then out of the corner of his eye he caught a glimpse of the traitor at the door, and his expression instantly turned to horror.
In the next three seconds...
He, the white-haired boy, the Immortal of Mt. Myoboku might die here.
but......
I still have hope!
Because Minato is different from his son! !
Minato will definitely save me!
Jiraiya thought this in his mind, and then he slowly stood up, pretending that nothing happened, and lightly threw the camera in his hand against the wall.
"Hey, Kushina, Minato, it's been so long!"
Jiraiya smiled, raised his hand and said hello to the two of them, the joy on his face didn't seem to be fake.
actually......
Jiraiya was already winking crazily at Minato beside him.
'Minato! Save me as a teacher! ’
‘I still have a lot of years to live as a teacher... I really don’t want to die! ’
Minato understood what Jiraiya meant. After hesitating for three seconds, he walked behind Kushina and raised his hand on his wife's shoulders.
"Nine..."
However, the furious Kushina had reached the limit of her patience. When she noticed Minato approaching, she realized that the man wanted to plead with Jiraiya, so she turned around and punched Minato in the abdomen.
"Shut up!"
"Get out of here, mom!"
"What's going on here has nothing to do with you."
Minato lay on the ground, clutching his stomach and roaring in pain. After calming down for a few seconds, he raised his head and gave Jiraiya a 'helpless' look.
Then he used the Flying Thunder God to run to his son.
Minato understands...
If he stayed here by himself, he would most likely be punished together.
"etc!"
"Minato! You can't do this!"
Jiraiya saw his only savior running away, his whole body was shaking like a sieve, and he couldn't control his steps and stepped back.
When passing by Orochimaru, he also grabbed Orochimaru, trying to explain a few words and get the forgiveness of the two female tyrannosaurs...
At least.......
Let Orochimaru share the hatred.
"Things are not what you think!"
"Orochimaru! Tell them quickly!"
Tsunade and Kushina looked at Jiraiya coldly, they wanted to see how this guy would argue.
Jiraiya's voice was already a bit crying, and he shook Orochimaru's body harder and harder.
Boom——
But the next second, Orochimaru's head fell to the ground, and countless small snakes emerged from his body, fleeing the scene in all directions.
rough! !
Snake clone! ! !
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