Chapter 126 Have You Never Been Caught in the Rain? ? ? A Rising Star in Science, a Crystallization of Wisdom, a Beacon of Humanity!!

"Hiss~~"

"My head is so itchy~~"

"I should grow a brain!!"

The sound of Ying Shuang scratching her head was extremely harsh.

Yang Feng walked forward and slowly pushed open a door.

A sunken giant lecture hall appeared in front of him, enough for a lecture for 10,000 people.

A huge crowd of people.

On each seat, there were various top scientists.

A man wearing a classic baron suit with an apple on his head, with the word "Newton" written on the sign on the table.

An old man with fluffy hair who looked like a weird child, with the word "Einstein" written on the sign on the table.

"Edison, Tesla, Marie Curie, Nobel, Darwin..."

The lecture was filled with great people in various fields, and there was a woman tied to a psychiatric chair on the podium.

Ying Shuang.

Ying Shuang was wrapped in bandages all over her body and fixed to an iron chair. A host next to her was asking some "special" questions.

"Will a drop of water falling from a height of 10,000 meters kill someone?"

The host asked, and the illusions of many scientists in the audience began to discuss fiercely.

"The diameter of a drop of water is about 1 mm to 6 mm!"

"Let's list a formula, set the falling speed as V, the air buoyancy as F, and the gravity of universal gravitation as G."

"Set three modes first."

"1. The formula for the free fall motion of this drop of water."

"2. The formula for the resistance of this drop of water falling to the ground."

"3. The formula for the fluid resistance of this drop of water falling to the ground."

"I calculated that if there is no resistance, the speed will reach 400 meters per second when it reaches the ground, which can completely penetrate your head!!"

"Next, substitute the second formula..."

Scientists began to use the methods they are good at to calculate the possibility of a drop of water killing people, and then use calculus to list a series of complex formulas.

"Ah~~"

"My head is itchy."

Ying Shuang scratched his head, then nodded to the host: "Yes! It will kill people!!"

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Psychopath!!

Yang Feng looked at the doctors in the room and said with a little caution: "Haven't you ever been caught in the rain?"

Rain.

Isn't rain the water drops that fall from the sky and hit people's heads?

"Genius!"

"Expert!"

Thunderous applause rang out, and many scientists stood up and cheered for Yang Feng's answer.

"Next question."

"Will infertility be inherited!"

The host continued to ask.

"Ah!"

"I know this question!"

Ying Shuang's eyes lit up: "Infertility is obviously a problem with the DNA sequence. The genetic factors are likely to be damaged, and this kind of DNA sequence defect is often inherited to the next generation."

"So, it will be inherited!"

Ying Shuang's answer made the biology masters nod their heads continuously, and the analysis was very reasonable.

Yang Feng frowned.

What kind of stupid question is this?

"If you are infertile, how can you have a next generation?"

Yang Feng walked towards the podium, and scientists from all directions stood up and applauded him again.

"Scientific rising star!!"

"Civilization beacon!!"

"This is the top wisdom of mankind~~"

Scientists cheered for Yang Feng, and the applause lasted for several minutes before slowly stopping.

"Next question."

"Why do meteorites always fall into craters?"

The host asked, and this question was obviously difficult, and the scientists fell silent instantly.

"Can you explain it from the perspective of probability?"

"No."

"It should be explained from the perspective of causality."

"No."

"It should be inferred from the theory of parallel worlds."

"Humans are three-dimensional creatures, and the fourth dimension is a fixed timeline. The ending is determined from one end to the other."

"That's right... time is an illusion of humans. The timeline is generated in an instant. There is no past and future."

"From the moment of the Big Bang, this timeline of the fourth dimension has been completely determined. This meteorite is destined to fall into the crater."

"Interesting inference, but is there a possibility that the meteorite may not fall into the crater?"

"Of course it is possible!!"

"There is more than one timeline. The meteorite in another timeline did not fall on the ground, but passed by the blue planet."

"You mean... The fifth dimension, the plane of time? "

"Yes, the fifth dimension time plane is composed of countless timelines, and the direction of each timeline is extremely different."

"Everything is possible!"

"Countless timelines, countless possibilities! !"

"The meteorite falling into the pit must have happened in a certain timeline, and there is another corresponding timeline that will never happen! !"

"I know what you are talking about. The time plane extends infinitely, so the possibilities are infinite, but the direction of a single timeline is certain."

"From this, the model of the sixth dimension can be deduced! !"

"Countless timelines are woven into the time plane, forming the horizontal axis."

"Countless time planes, staying on different time sequences, form the vertical axis, and combined together they form a three-dimensional! !"

"Ah! ! That's the Cosmic Cube! !"

"From the sixth dimension, using the Rubik's Cube as the origin, we can deduce the seventh dimension..."

Discussions among scientists are in full swing.

Yang Feng's expression completely changed.

"When a meteorite hits the ground, a crater will be created!!"

Yang Feng walked to the podium and picked up the microphone. Many scientists who were discussing were stunned.

What! !

"Great wisdom!!"

"He seems to be the embodiment of truth!!"

Yang Feng's answer once again shocked the scientists. It is simply beyond their reach that human intelligence can reach such a high level! !

"You are so great!"

"Please tell us more answers and decipher more mysteries of the universe!!"

"Scientific proof is that smoking a cigarette will shorten your life span by 5 minutes, but if you smoke a cigarette for 10 minutes, will it increase your life span by 5 minutes??"

Yang Feng: "No, you should reduce it by 5 minutes."

"The magic power of God Yehe is equivalent to that of Tathagata Buddha. Why can Sun Wukong escape from the hands of God Yehe?"

Yang Feng: “Because there is a hole in the palm of the Lord God.”

"Why didn't the criminal commit the crime when the police were on duty? Then there wouldn't be time to catch him?"

Yang Feng: "Because the job of the police is to catch criminals."

"Can I eat on an empty stomach?"

Yang Feng: "Okay."

"Your parents got married, why didn't they invite you to attend?"

Yang Feng: "Because I haven't been born yet."

this……

What's wrong with this?

Boom, boom, boom! !

Countless answers containing "great wisdom" have caused the brains of top scientists to shut down and find it difficult to continue thinking.

The fifth floor of dreams collapsed! !

A large area of ​​the synagogue collapsed, the illusions of the scientists also disappeared, and the whole world once again turned into exploding fragments, like a colorful glass lamp.

This time.

Dr. Ying Shuang did not disappear, but stood side by side with Yang Feng.

"The way I think is amazing, isn't it?"

"There's no way...my brain now thinks in binary terms most of the time, just like an intelligent AI."

"Human brain quantum computer, have you heard of it?"

Ying Shuang showed an anthropomorphic smile. She didn't know whether it was the real her or a virtual expression simulated by AI.

Bang! !

Yingshuang's soles stepped heavily on the ground, and the surrounding scene changed again, with the soles of her feet as the center, gradually expanding to the entire world.

This is the sixth and final level of dreamland.

Ying Shuang did not continue to "torture" Yang Feng, but took him into the deepest world in her heart.

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PS:

Most of the funny jokes come from mentally retarded people.

Mixing some of the author's science fiction and the doctor's special personality, this funny and weird scene was conceived.

These problems...can really stump chatGPT.

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