Chapter 399 Shit-Suppressing Thunder

Chapter 399 Shit is coming~

Listening to Downton's teasing, Hulk was instinctively stunned for a moment.

He didn't understand why someone could see him, who was extremely angry at the moment, and still make such a relaxed sound!

With such a thought in mind, Hulk's two hands that hit Downton instantly accelerated, and Downton directly raised his hands and caught Hulk's attack head-on!

Feeling Downton's strength, Hulk's two hands that were originally holding Downton's right leg suddenly let go of Downton's right leg, and instead grabbed Downton's two hands that were holding his two hands.

It's a bit confusing to say, but having four hands is indeed an advantage. The next moment, the two hands behind Hulk forcibly separated Downton's two hands!

But Downton did not let go, but still held the two hands originally on Hulk's shoulders tightly.

In this way, he and Hulk fell into a situation with an open door, so Hulk directly used his head to hit Downton's face.

The four-handed Hulk hit Donton with his head very quickly, and his head was about to hit Donton's face in a blink of an eye.

Looking at Hulk's angry face, Donton couldn't help but curl his lips.

"You green piece of shit, are you going to stick to me, bastard~"

While teasing, Donton kicked out his right leg fiercely, and his sole hit Hulk's chin accurately!

Boom! ! !

After a loud bang, the shock wave spread instantly, and even under the protection of the mental power, the students floating in the sky around moved towards the stands one after another.

The whole gymnasium shook violently, and Peter and Gwen in the stands in the distance showed shocked expressions.

While the two little friends were shocked, Donton pushed Hulk's big face with his feet and said to Hulk with a smile.

"Tsk tsk, if you use your current skills to beat me up the last time we met, I'm afraid I'll have to kneel down and beg you not to beat me to death.

But it's a pity that I've made a lot of progress in the days we missed each other, boy.

In other words, have you ever been kicked at the speed of light, Hulk?"

At this point, Donton withdrew his right foot, and then exerted force with both hands, forcibly bending Hulk's four arms together.

Feeling Donton's movements, Hulk struggled with Donton desperately while yelling at Donton.

"Hulk is very raw..."

Snap!

Before Hulk finished speaking, he was interrupted by a particularly crisp slap in the face.

The next moment, Donton raised his leg and swung his right calf in front of Hulk.

"You're mad at your mother, man, didn't you hear me asking you a question?

Have you ever been kicked by the speed of light?

If you don't know how to answer me, then open your mouth and learn from me, you know~

Because you've just been kicked by the speed of light!"

"Ahhh, Hulk is very angry!!!"

At this moment, Hulk was extremely angry, and even his body swelled up a circle with his rising anger.

As his body swelled, the two hands on his shoulders also grew bone spurs that pierced the muscles.

Feeling the bone spurs gradually extending from his palms, Donton was slightly stunned.

"Are you going to be a hedgehog, man? Don't you know I can stab a hedgehog?

Fuck you, Runtu from the national service is here!!!"

At this point, Donton exerted force with both hands and directly broke the bone spurs that had just grown on Hulk's arm!

Just as the pain of the broken bone spur made Hulk pause slightly, Donton exerted force with both hands to get rid of Hulk's control and directly poked Hulk's eyes with two bone spurs!

Boom!!!

After a muffled sound, the impact on the eyeball made Hulk unable to help but close his eyes.

The moment he closed his eyes, Downton threw away the bone spur without mercy, and then punched Hulk with a series of heavy punches, forcing Hulk to retreat again and again!

The continuous shock waves made the surrounding students' clothes fly. Even with the protection of the strong mind, some students screamed loudly because of the exposure of their skirts and the looseness of their belts.

And Hulk...

While being beaten back by the combination punches, he let out an increasingly high-pitched roar!

With a rough and simple roar, the two hands behind Hulk slammed towards Downton!

This is probably the starting style of the famous Hulk shock wave, but unfortunately, Downton is faster than him, and Downton's absolute strength is not worse than his!

Without waiting for Hulk's hands to smash together, Downton directly intercepted Hulk's wrist.

Then, Donton kicked his shoes into Hulk's mouth one after another!

Crack!

After a sharp sound, two of Hulk's teeth fell to the ground with blood.

Donton retracted his right foot and gently crushed the ground with the sole of his shoe twice, while he said frivolously.

"Haha, Ousi Buyunlu, Hulk doesn't dislike you, how can you dislike his mouth?

Just kidding, even if the mouth is smelly, it is always much cleaner than the public toilet, right?

You can even go in and out of the public toilet, what else do you need a fucking mouth?

Wait, what did you say? You said my mouth is stinkier than Hulk's?

Fuck my precious shoes, who the hell did you learn bad things from, could it be the Thunderbolt who smeared honey on your little mouth? ? ? ? "

At this point, Donton's right foot that crushed the ground suddenly accumulated power.

This charging action lasted only a moment. Before Hulk was ready, Downton's right leg kicked Hulk's waist and abdomen like a meteor!

Hulk's body immediately bent like a straw, and at the same time, he broke through the wall of the gymnasium again like a missile, and then smashed countless buildings and rushed all the way to the Pacific Ocean.

In the gymnasium, Downton smiled and put his right hand in front of his eyes, and teased softly.

"Tsk, this water splash is good~"

Accompanied by his teasing, Hulk's body continued to ricochet on the surface of the Pacific Ocean at a speed close to 260 times the speed of sound.

He did not stop until he was farther and farther away from New York, until he was completely out of sight of New Yorkers, and even satellites could not keep up with his ricocheting speed.

Looking at the Hulk flying away, Downton smiled and shook his head.

"They are all a bunch of fake match-fixing bastards. If you had used four hands when fighting Thanos, I don't believe you would be beaten into autism by Thanos!

By then, it should be Thanos who is beaten into autism by you!

Well, you are always submissive in front of Thanos, but when you meet an outsider like me, you start to punch hard. Do you think you are a local resident of Beijing?

I am so tired of pressing shit!!!"

After cursing, Donton spitted a mouthful of phlegm to the side, and directly smashed a hole in the wall of the gymnasium.

Looking at Donton's RPG appearance, the students around swallowed their saliva in unison.

But after swallowing, they all felt a little disgusted. After all, they seemed to cooperate with Donton a little too much, as if Donton was spitting and they were receiving...

But Donton didn't have time to care about their thoughts. He just withdrew his mental power and let a group of students floating in the low sky fall to the stands one after another.

At the same time, he turned on his communication device and said to Lex and others who were shouting and making various battle plans in the channel.

"Haha, guys, Dad didn't embarrass you. Even if the little Hulk grew four hands, he was easily kicked out of New York by Dad.

Let me see where he lands. If nothing unexpected happens, it won't be long before he falls on the distant Eastern Continent... the neighboring island country~

According to my guess, Hulk can't make any waves. At most, he can lift up half of the island country, and he will fall asleep due to exhaustion."

"Wow..."

Hearing what Downton said, Tony, who temporarily accessed the Human Union communication channel, couldn't help but say while repairing the turbine of the aerospace carrier.

"You sound full of malice towards Japan, man, this seems to be racial discrimination."

"Haha, Tony, Downton is not only full of malice towards Japan, he is also full of malice towards Israel."

Lex added.

Hearing this, Tony nodded in understanding.

"I can understand. After all, the Toyota shock in the 1970s did hurt America a little.

As for the Jews, ahem, they are America's forbidden fruit, haha~"

Laughing loudly, Tony's pressure was relieved a lot as he looked at the aerospace carrier that only needed to repair the turbine to completely restore to normal.

The efficiency of the Lex trio was very high. In front of the current Hydra, which could not come up with more superhuman trump cards, their group of superheroes was indeed a bit supermodel.

Although Clark got into a little trouble, Tony, Lex and Bruce alone quickly suppressed the entire carrier.

At the same time, Lex interrupted Tony's laughter and then said to Downton in the channel.

"By the way, Don, Clark seems to be in some trouble.

His eyes... uh, his eyes burst out with power like Cyclops not long ago.

Although it was that power that helped him smash the Hulk into New York, Clark's vision was affected and he dared not open his eyes now.

Have you heard about this situation? Is it the environment of the Marvel Universe that caused Clark's body to mutate?"

"Mutation???"

As soon as Lex finished speaking, before Don had time to answer, Tony's voice rang in the channel.

"Dude, you actually call Superman's heat vision a mutation???"

Tony asked in an extremely weird way, and then he was surprised as if thinking about something.

"Wait, which DC universe are you from?

In theory, your Batman has been upgraded to the point where he uses his armor as a regular item. Your timeline shouldn't be so advanced!

On one side is the over-upgraded Batman, and on the other side is the immature Superman who hasn't mastered thermal vision yet?

Wait, he hasn't mastered thermal vision yet...

Fuck, no wonder I always feel something is wrong. If Superman hasn't mastered thermal vision, then he can't fly yet!

No wonder Superman is wearing an armor that is very cumbersome to him. Your Superman is too young, isn't he?

I finally know what's wrong with your hair, Lex!!!"

"My hair is because I take good care of it, Tony. I always feel that you are full of malice towards my hair!"

Lex immediately replied in the communication channel.

After Lex responded, Bruce said in the communication channel while taking care of Clark who closed his eyes and dared not open them.

"It turns out that Clark's Kryptonian blood is not only extremely powerful, but also has other super powers?

In addition to heat vision, is he able to fly on his own, otherwise you wouldn't emphasize the armor he wears.

At your level, you can't fail to see that Clark's nano-suit only has the function of flying.

So, you still regard a suit with only the flight function as a burden, so Clark himself should be able to fly faster than the suit?

Is this why he is called Superman?

Because he is versatile enough?

So how is Clark supposed to master the ability to fly?

Do you need me to take off his armor and throw him off the mothership? "

"ah?"

As soon as Bruce finished speaking, Clark grabbed Bruce's arm fiercely.

Although the pain in his eyes prevented him from seeing Bruce clearly, he still said in Bruce's direction.

"Bruce, are you the devil?

Maybe or maybe not, but I'm definitely not an eagle!

Throw it directly from the sky or something. Have you ever considered that maybe I don't like the feeling of free fall? "

"I don't like the feeling of being a superhero either. If there weren't so many chaos in the world, I would be happier, but life always backfires."

Bruce responded and patted Clark on the back, comforting Clark who felt insecure.

At the same time, at the gate to the bridge of the space carrier, Hill, who was stained with a little blood, brought Coulson and others to the deck.

As they walked towards Bruce, Coulson said to Hill while holding a heated pistol.

"I just can't imagine, God, I just went to Tahiti for a two-week vacation and I don't know our world.

On one side, Hydra is hiding in SHIELD. In other words, their number is simply that SHIELD is built on Hydra.

On the other hand, both Superman and Batman show up!

I only brought the Captain America collection cards, I kept all the Superman cards at home and didn’t take them out!

If I had known that Superman would actually appear in the world, I would have definitely taken out the card and asked for an autograph! "

Speaking of this, Colson looked nervously into the distance.

In his eyes, Superman, who had his eyes closed and clutched Batman tightly, seemed to be glowing.

While they were walking towards Bruce and Clark, Lex, who was responsible for repairing a turbine with Tony, spoke to Downton on the channel.

"It looks like Clark is in good shape, so I can continue my work with confidence.

As for Tang, without the Hulk, I'm afraid there won't be much for you, the boss, to do on the next battlefield.

So, have a great time? "

"Happy, of course happy, guess where I am now?

I was at fucking Midtown High School and even met Jessica Jones! "

Downton said as he came to Jessica, who had not yet fully recovered.

Listening to Downton's words, Lex and Bruce were slightly stunned. They two people who don't read comics very much have not yet completed the Jessica chapter.

Instead, Clark closed his eyes and spoke.

"Jessica Jones, God, that poor bitch...hell, how can I say that, I was led astray by you, you devil, Don!"

"Uh-huh, yes, yes, it was all me who led you into trouble, instead of the fact that you read enough Marvel comics on the Internet during your youth?

Don't you think I've ever been younger, boy?

But Jessica hasn't met the Purple Man yet. Gee, she is as pure as a white lotus now.

You mark her, and we'll take care of the purple man later. "

"Obviously you want to mark him, Tang, so how do you want to mark him, like a lion peeing and occupying the ground?

If so, I still have a dozen villas in New York that I can lend to you~"

Tony replied to Downton.