Chapter 393 Tucao Conference

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Before Nick Fury finished his joke, Lex, who was not far away, sprayed him directly.

He squirted out the coke, then looked up at Nick incomprehensibly, then turned to Natasha and Hawkeye, and asked in disbelief.

"What the hell kind of joke is this? Your SHIELD director here can still do this???"

After the words fell, Lex looked at Nick again, as if waiting for Nick to answer.

Facing Lex's gaze, Nick curled his lips and then said.

"What can I do? When the emperor appears, we will either be dead enemies or living jesters. We must always change ourselves for a more powerful force.

Just like you, haven't you learned to live in harmony with Clark now?

And Bruce, haven't you learned how to work as a team?

And Clark, haven't a kind person like you learned to be on the same side as a scary guy like Don?

Look, you have made greater changes than I have. You have even changed your own life creed.

As for me, I just tell hell jokes, and as you know, I'm a black man. If I tell hell jokes, at least I won't be blackballed by some black guy who comes out of nowhere, guys. "

Having said this, Nick Fury grinned and showed a dark smile.

Hearing this, Downton slapped the table angrily.

"Nick!"

he reminded.

"Looking at how damn good you are at telling jokes, I reluctantly forgive your backlash and provocation, but there's no next time, man."

Having said this, Downton waved his hand casually, and Nick's mechanical eyes flew out of thin air, bringing out a stream of sparks and blood.

"Uh-huh!"

Nick screamed in pain, then quickly waved his hand.

"Don't be like this, Tang, you know that no matter how hard I try, I won't bring you any trouble.

Everything I did was like a little mouse looking for scraps from a dragon that had just been hunted.

I can only find some meat to eat around the dragon, or I accidentally lose my mind and chew the residue and get a bite of the dragon's scales.

But no matter how much I gnaw, the mouse's teeth can never harm the dragon's armor.

So, buddy, you might as well let me, this big black rat, go~"

Having said this, Nick Fury showed a smile that suppressed pain and stretched out his hand to Downton.

Downton slapped Nick's hand angrily, then picked up the burger and took a bite.

As we all know, the barbecue restaurant Tony recommends is definitely not delicious, but when it comes to burgers, Tony still has a good reputation. The burgers in this restaurant are good.

While Downton was chewing, even Captain Rogers was a little greedy, so he quickly asked the waiter for food for four people.

While the waiter was frying it quickly, Nick Fury grabbed another chicken leg from the table.

While taking a bite, he asked softly,

“By the way, Tang, would you mind telling me what you’re here for?

This is not an investigation, but my gratitude to you for the help you provide to New York and to us, and we are of course willing to assist you in your operations. "

"Haha, that sounds nice, but you just want to determine the direction of your help and our goals, right?"

Next to Downton, Lex chuckled lightly while holding a Coke, and bumped Downton's arm with his arm.

Feeling Lex's movement, Downton shrugged and smiled.

"Just say it."

"Then let me tell you straight, Mr. Nick Fury, we are very interested in your world and want to fully invade you.

As for the four of us, we are just the vanguard. Before a full-scale invasion, of course we have to..."

Before Lex could finish his words, Natasha and Hawkeye's muscles tensed up.

Especially when Natasha was sitting on Downton and she stretched her butt tightly, Downton felt particularly profoundly.

As for Rogers, this guy was still waiting for his meal at the bar, but suddenly rushed back.

Seeing the violent reaction of everyone at Marvel, Bruce punched Lex in the chest angrily.

"Hey!"

Bruce reminded softly.

"Don't make such a joke, guys, they are really afraid of us!

Although this proves that we still have some ability, there is no need to intimidate our collaborators, even if they are indeed worthy of intimidation...not very good collaborators! "

After Bruce reminded Lex, he gave Nick Fury a stiff smile.

Looking at Bruce's smile, Nick swallowed, and then wiped his bleeding eyepatch hastily with a napkin.

Meanwhile, Bruce continued.

"You're SHIELD after all, guys, and maybe you're proud of your job, but I know what you are.

You have never been a qualified collaborator. Even when your world encountered a crisis on the scale of a major event, you did have the courage to face and contend with it.

But when your Earth has no foreign enemies, SHIELD will always be a troublemaker and a den of villains.

Wherever SHIELD is, Hydra is there. This information is given to you by me to prove my goodwill, friends. "

When Bruce said this, he nodded to Steve and Nick, who looked shocked.

Opposite him, Steve simply widened his eyes, and then looked at Nick Fury in disbelief.

"Wait, Hydra!"

Steve asked through gritted teeth.

"Nick, are they telling the truth?"

“I don’t know, but it’s probably true, it seems we do have a lot of trouble internally.

So, hehe, thank you for your intelligence support, Mr. Bruce,

In return, I will also reveal some information to you, because no matter how bad SHIELD does, it will definitely do better than Batman...that is, you, Bruce Wayne.

We are a large organization, and it is perhaps inevitable that there will be a mixture of good and bad within such an organization.

But you are only one person, sir, but you are only one person, but you can still bring crisis of destruction to your world again and again.

You tell us to be careful about ourselves?

I also hope you will be careful about yourselves.

Because Batman is DC's biggest crisis. You have plans to threaten everyone and you actually do it. You've destroyed more than one world, man! "

After the words fell, Nick Fury's remaining eyes were facing Bruce.

Bruce, facing Nick's serious eyes, nodded slightly.

"Maybe, then thank you for the information. After all, I am only one person, and I still have a chance to rectify it.

And you, if I were you, would have completely dismantled SHIELD and started a new one with real henchmen.

Seriously, aside from the few friends you brought to the restaurant, I'm not even sure you'll find twenty of your minions in S.H.I.E.L.D.

This tip is still free, so it’s time to say thanks, Nick! "

Bruce raised his chin and looked indifferently at Nick, who was finally slightly shocked.

After listening to Bruce's words, he took a deep breath, then finally lowered his body slightly and asked softly,

"Is the situation so serious? Maybe I need your help."

"We won't mind helping. After all, this is one of our reasons, and our purpose is to rely on the power of Tang, the god of games on earth, to bring hope and sunshine to more fellow human beings in the universe."

As soon as Nick Fury finished speaking, Lex on the side took over Bruce's words and said with a smile to Nick and his group.

“By the way, I haven’t introduced us to you yet, right?

As you can see, maybe we should have been alone in the comics, with more good and bad sides, but now with the help of Don, we have completely united to form the brilliant organization we are today.

We are the Pan-Universal Humanist Alliance, a loose alliance spanning countless universes with human supremacy as its absolute core.

However, although our organizational structure is loose, our strength is not dispersed. Although Tang is not our main strength, we cannot order or coerce Tang to do anything.

But even if Don is just having fun, the power of the rest of us cannot be underestimated, trust us. "

"Hmm, of course we believe you, just as you already understand us well, we also understand you well.

However, any cooperation has a basis. While working together for win-win results, we should always talk about the price we each have to pay and the insurance mechanism behind what we want to do. "

Nick Fury responded, then wiped the grease oozing from his forehead.

After all, what he just heard was an organization that Batman joined... across countless universes.

As we all know, whenever Batman gets a way to other universes, it often doesn't end well.

For just a moment, Nick Fury's eyes seemed to see a scary thing like a twilight light appearing in front of him.

And Nick's fearful look was also noticed by Bruce.

So, Bruce took a deep breath and then asked Downton.

"Tang, after we finish what we are doing, let's go buy some comics.

I didn't want to see it at first, but now it looks like we may be in greater danger than we thought. "

"Hmm, you are indeed a smart Batman, you are too dangerous."

On the side, Tony curled his lips and took a bite of the burger, and then talked while eating.

"You, Lex, have created crises enough to destroy or reform the entire world more than once, each time related to Superman, and you have actually killed Superman many times.

And you, Clark, even though you look so young, you have killed tens of millions of lives in more than one comic, and even killed millions of Atlanteans living in the water. , the experience of sending the land they lived on to the sun to roast them alive!

As for you, Batman, you are simply the source of all evil. Many of you who have fallen into darkness have combined to conquer countless universes on your side, and have ruthlessly killed more than a hundred billion lives!

And Don...Fake, where did you come from?

I haven’t read your comics, but I suspect your independent comic will be released soon.

But even if you haven't appeared for a while, we still know what kind of troublesome guy you are! "

Speaking of this, Tony slapped the table with a grimace, shaking Clark's coke.

Opposite him, Clark pointed to his chest with a dull expression.

"You're talking about me... who killed... tens of millions of people in the future?"

"Don't listen to him, Clark, think of all those comic strips.

There are countless versions of Tony in the comics, and some Tony even became the Iron Emperor of the Earth, or the culprit who destroyed the Earth.

In works of art, we can have countless images, all for the purpose of helping the editorial department make some stupid money.

But in reality, remember, only our current selves are our true selves! "

Bruce interrupted Clark's self-doubt and patted Clark's hand, reassuring this naturally strong but immature young man.

While Bruce comforted Clark, Lex sneered and said to Nick Fury.

"Okay, man, we all know that there are many kinds of us in the world, because personality is scattered.

Even if we just sleep, it is possible that a dream of us will be born, and by the way, we will do something that we dare not and are unwilling to do when we are awake.

No matter how much you say, those troubles only exist in other possibilities of a few of us, and we can at least ensure that we ourselves will not become that kind of trouble.

But you, man, you are the ones who need help, because you are already in trouble! "

Speaking of this, Lex smiled and smacked a mouthful of Coke.

After tasting the taste of Coke, he exhaled with satisfaction, and then said confidently.

"So, open up your technology authorization, and we will provide corresponding technology sharing after discussion.

Although our Human Union is not very interested in the human struggle between you and Hydra, we can provide help in view of the trouble of aliens behind Hydra, and you have to pay enough knowledge and initiative.

Believe me, this is already a win-win situation, and opening up enough initiative to us can also allow us to prove our personality and credibility in the first cooperation.

Isn't it everyone's responsibility to fight against aliens?

And your efforts and contributions will definitely be reasonably rewarded, this is our promise. "

Speaking of this, Lex looked seriously at Nick Fury who was thinking.

Listening to Lex's suggestion, Nick Fury thought for a long time and suddenly spoke.

"That's impossible, at least it's impossible to open up all of it!

Just like you won't open up all of it to us!

When you appeared in front of me, do you know what I was worried about?

How can I guarantee that there will be no Kryptonian army, or other Darkseid Corps and Dark Batman Corps from the universe, to invade our universe along the way you came? "

"Then do you think we are not worried that guys like Thanos and Ultron will suddenly come from your side to attack us, Nick?

You have to know that we all have our own troubles, and this is why we should unite.

Although Tang is ridiculously strong, and we are lucky to have Tang, Tang should be respected, not used. We should rely more on ourselves, and I am now considering making you one of our own, guys!"

Lex's tone suddenly became excited, and his words made Nick Fury fall into silence.

And while Nick was silent, Clark suddenly turned his head and looked at the distant sky through the wall in shock!

"Damn it! "

He suddenly shouted, and his words made the other people in the store alert.

The next moment...

Swoosh, swoosh, swoosh!!!

A series of missiles came directly from the sky towards the Burger King where everyone was!