Chapter 392 A New Chapter of Hell’s Joke

"I want to see how qualified a driver would be calmer than me now when he hears the people in the comics sitting in his car, Tony!!!"

Faced with Tony's ridicule, Happy responded with a bitter face, then opened the car door and walked out.

At the same time, seeing that the car behind him was particularly luxurious, the driver of the front car didn't say much, and communicated with Happy for a while and handled it.

Happy is rich, and Stark is even richer, so the driver of the front car was happy to get a new car, and also upgraded it by the way.

When Happy returned to his seat, he said to Tony who was waiting with a glass of wine.

"Tony, you didn't lie to me, did you?

Just now I paid with my own money, not the company's account and insurance.

If these people in the car are not people I know, then I will suffer a loss!"

After the voice fell, Happy immediately looked at Bruce and the other two with a sharp eye.

I saw him glance at Bruce first, and then nodded quickly.

"Like, sure enough, it's this gloomy temperament that makes people feel uneasy and at ease, worthy of being Batman!"

Then, he looked at Clark again, swallowed his saliva and said.

"And you, God, what a sunny temperament, even if I just look at you, I feel at ease, and feel that world peace is guaranteed, worthy of being Superman!"

Then, Happy turned his fat face to look at Lex...

One look...

Two looks...

Just in Lex's expectant expression, Happy was slightly stunned, and then asked.

"But why do you have hair?"

"So I really shouldn't have hair, why are you all talking about this, damn it!!!"

Lex rubbed his well-maintained golden long hair in great depression, and it was hard to imagine the day when he would become a bald man.

Looking at Lex's depressed look, Downton and the others burst into laughter, and Happy started the car again.

The group chatted and walked, and soon stopped at the destination.

Not long after, sitting in front of countless eyes watching him and others, Lex patted the simple long table in front of him in disbelief and asked in shock.

"So you took us so far and crashed a car, and the result is to eat Burger King?

Dongton, you are Tony Stark, and your assets may be more than mine, but you actually treat us with fucking burgers?

Can't you make some of your Marvel specialties, such as braised Skrulls in oil? I'm really curious about the genes of Skrulls!"

"Shit!"

Listening to Lex's words, Tony raised his middle finger to him unhappily.

Then, he took the burger that Happy brought to everyone and took a big bite, chewing and talking to everyone.

"Like you said, none of you guys are more short of money than me,

Even Clark, who is the shortest of money... Well, I'm still a little uncomfortable when I say this name.

Anyway, what can't you assholes eat?

I can see that you can't even eat in another world..."

Speaking of this, Tony was slightly stunned, then turned to Happy and gave a warning.

"Explain to the people in the store that I want to invite them to dine at the Michelin three-star restaurant on Champs Elysees, and hope they can leave this restaurant temporarily!"

"Okay, Tony."

Happy nodded, and then went to make arrangements. Soon, this Burger King was emptied to only the staff.

And until this time, Tony continued to talk to the people who were chewing burgers.

"Let's continue, assholes, you can easily taste the food in another world, right?

Because the dragon in Gotham may not be a native product of Gotham. I feel that thing is from a familiar world!"

"Oh, you also have Monster Hunter games here?"

Clark, a former game geek, asked Tony curiously.

Hearing this, Tony hadn't responded yet, but Happy on the side widened his eyes in shock and asked.

"Wait, the dragon in Monster Hunter? What dragon? ! !

Tony, you know me. I have always liked video games, and Monster Hunter is also a series I like very much!

Have you seen a dragon? Can you take me to see it?

What kind of dragon is it!!!"

At this point, Happy looked at Downton and others expectantly.

Facing Happy's expectant eyes, Downton swallowed the hamburger in his mouth and said with a smile.

"Fatty, when Ciri and I passed by the world of Monster Hunter, we caught a Silver Winged Fierce Star by the way."

"Oh, it's a Sky Comet Dragon, Don, you know a lot!!!"

Happy smiled immediately. Who who has played Monster Hunter doesn't like Sky Comet Dragon for men?

Looking at Happy's excitement, Downton nodded gently. He couldn't criticize him. He was a real fan.

So Downton reached out and patted Happy on the shoulder.

"I'll take you to Gotham with Tony when I have time, and you'll be able to meet Tianhui Long then."

"Okay, boss, no problem, boss, thank you!!!"

"I'm your boss, Happy!!!"

Just as Happy was busy thanking Donton, Tony knocked on the table in dissatisfaction as if he was bullied.

After reminding Happy, he turned to emphasize to Donton.

"Don, you bastard, pay attention, Happy is mine, mine!"

"Yeah, just like every Bruce has an Alfred, who doesn't know that every Iron Man has to be followed by a Happy, haha~"

Downton smiled and teased, and his words made Tony's face look even more ugly.

So Tony tried his best to suppress the mood to curse a few more words, and continued to talk to everyone unhappily.

"Okay, stop talking, let's continue.

Anyway, guys like us can eat whatever we want, but the Burger King we're sitting at has a special meaning to me. "

Speaking of this, Tony's eyes showed some traces of reminiscence, and he continued to speak with great emotion.

"Perhaps in your eyes, my story is just like yours in my eyes, just a plot in a comic.

But for me, when I escaped from Afghanistan relying on the Mark generation, when my feet stood on the soil of New York again.

Eating a burger is my only wish and pursuit!

You know, my assistant bought me a Burger King burger and I sat on the steps of Times Square and ate it.

It was the best thing I've ever tasted in my life, and even though it's hard for me to taste that now, I'll never forget the taste of that burger.

And this is what I want to share with you.

How come all we had was a few burgers?

What we ate was basically my memories and decisions from the first half of my life! "

After finishing his words, Tony took a sip of Coke with great emotion and made a slurping sound.

On the side, Bruce nodded in understanding.

"It was the same for me, as I traveled around the world, joined the League of Assassins, and eventually left the League and returned to Gotham.

The first thing that comes to mind is a taco place near Wayne Manor.

But I wasn't as lucky as you. When I came back, the taco shop was closed.

Although there was a new taco store at that location after my investment, the taste was different from what I remembered.

Tony, you bastard died very young, but I really envy you because your first half of your life was more public than mine, and your second half of your life was also more brilliant than mine.

You have enjoyed more blessings than me, but you died a worthy death.

Therefore, I won’t let you be as lucky as you were originally. I’m afraid you won’t have the chance to sacrifice your life to become a great hero! "

Having said this, Bruce picked up a Coke and drank with everyone.

While Downton was drinking Coke comfortably, Happy beside him had a face full of confusion and surprise.

The door of the empty Burger King store was suddenly pushed open.

Everyone immediately looked towards the store door, and four extremely special figures immediately appeared in their eyes.

Facing everyone's gaze, Steve raised his hands and spoke a little shyly and curiously.

"Uh, guys, I have a new suit, what do you think?"

Hearing this, everyone immediately looked at Steve Rogers' new suit.

Although Bruce and others didn't recognize Steve, Captain America's suit was too conspicuous.

In an instant, Clark stood up quickly, and then quickly came to Steve.

"You are Mr. Steve Rogers, Captain America, right!

God, I grew up reading your comics. Apart from the Justice League of America comics, you are my favorite comic character! "

"Uh... okay, I can understand, because my comics are really popular.

But...you are...well, you look familiar. "

While Captain Rogers responded, he held Clark's hand in confusion.

Although he didn't know Clark, he somehow always felt that Clark looked like someone very important to him!

While he was confused, Clark shook his hand and introduced himself.

"It's my fault, sorry, I didn't introduce myself.

Hello Mr. Captain, I am Clark Kent, an ordinary..."

"Oh, I bought it, Mom, I remembered it!

Superman, you are Superman! ! !

God, I have been reading your comics since I was a child. It was your comics that gave me the courage and motivation to join the army!

I simply can't imagine that I will actually see you in reality, I...I...oh my god! ! ! "

Steve was completely stunned. He grabbed Clark's hand tightly and shook it up and down as hard as he could.

But his appearance made Clark unable to help but feel dazed.

"Uh... why did my comic come out so early? You were a hero during World War II."

"Your comics were earlier than mine, it must be like this, God!"

Steve hurriedly chatted with Clark.

Behind Steve, he looked at Omerikan Kaiputing and Superman, who recognized each other as idols.

Nick Fury, who looked like a black braised egg, couldn't help but rub his oily bald head.

Then, Nick took two steps forward and saluted Downton and the remaining Bruce Lex.

"Long time no see, Mr. Tang, and we have unexpected guests.

I'm Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., I..."

"Wow..."

To the left of Downton, Lex couldn't help but interrupt Nick Fury's self-introduction.

I saw him whispering in surprise.

"Is your world so damn right that even an important figure in the mysterious world like Nick Fury has changed from a bearded white man to a dark-skinned guy?"

Having said this, Lex waved to Nick Fury and motioned for them to sit down directly.

Nick Fury was not polite and sat on the table next to him, while Natasha he brought with him sat down in Downton's arms.

Looking at Natasha occupying Downton's thigh, Bruce was slightly startled, then smiled bitterly and said.

"I knew Don was a guy who would never stop, but don't worry, I won't tell Mrs. Selina!"

"Oh? So Don's real wife is actually Catwoman? Wow!"

Natasha said in surprise. As she spoke, she snatched Downton's chicken wings and bit them in her mouth.

After charmingly sucking the remaining flesh on the chicken wing into her mouth, Natasha curled up into Downton's arms and brought her hair close to Downton's chin.

On the side, Hawkeye rolled his eyes and looked at Downton, explaining softly.

"Tang, after you disappeared with Deadpool who appeared inexplicably some time ago, we investigated for a long time and found some clues.

On the one hand, you can't find the source no matter what, and on the other hand, there is Deadpool, who can't find the root like you. Your existence has almost destroyed our original world view.

However, in the face of detailed investigation, even the absurd results can only be the only answer.

We have to admit that it is very likely that you and Deadpool are both guests from another world!

But we really didn’t expect that the different world you come from is actually such a different world, it’s the DC world!

Damn it, we thought you were some guests from other planets or other dimensions, hey..."

Having said this, Hawkeye sighed. It was really the appearance of Downton and his team that destroyed his world view.

Twenty minutes ago, when the conversation between Downton and others was monitored from the lobby of Stark Group and the cell phone of the driver who took a taxi with Downton and others, Hawkeye's eyes almost turned into bull's eyes!

Like Hawkeye, it was difficult for Nick Fury to calm down. While he was inhaling, he unceremoniously picked up a piece of fried chicken leg and took a natural bite.

Just when everyone looked at Black Nick who was eating fried chicken, Nick Fury spread his hands and smiled bitterly.

"Lex's words shocked me because I occasionally look forward to having my stories drawn into comics and then selling like Captain Rogers comics.

I just didn't expect that the DC world has already had my comics, and in the comics, I am still... a white person?

This is a really big joke, much funnier than the black hell jokes I’ve been learning.

Tang, you may not know that I have actually made a lot of preparations to welcome you back, but now, is there anything funnier than that my caricature is a white man? "

Having said this, Nick Fury finished off the remaining chicken thigh meat in one gulp, and then continued to speak to Downton.

"God, do you dare to imagine that Nick Fury is a white man, but why is he white and me still black??

Maybe both of us, Nick, were black before, and we happened to see an advertisement from SHIELD when we were walking on the road. The content was that it only costs seventy-five yuan to help you become white.

I only had fifty dollars, but the other Nick had a hundred dollars, so he told me that he would try it first, and if it was true, then he would lend me the remaining twenty-five dollars to help me turn white.

After the other Nick successfully interviewed, he turned white as expected, so I happily approached him.

"Hey, Burou, it's time you lend me the remaining 25," I said to him.

But after turning white, Nick took one look at me and immediately cursed at me.

"Go away, nigger, and get a job!"

And this may be the reason why I still wear black skin..."