Chapter 184 The Terrified Time Management Bureau

"Logan, my good friend, your brother Wade is here to see you!"

Quite far away, Deadpool came to Logan and sat down next to him.

At the same time, Downton sat on the other side of Logan and waved to the bartender.

"Here's a bottle of the same thing."

"no problem."

The bartender threw a bottle of wine to Downton, and then touched Logan's bottle with his own.

Seeing this, Logan shook his head melancholy and said drunkenly.

"I thought you were going to say pay for me, after all, that's what they used to do."

“Then I’m different from them because I never fucking pay!”

Downton said, raising his middle finger to the bartender.

Hearing this, the bartender smiled wryly and shrugged.

"If you like it, give it to me. If you don't want to give it, I won't. Anyway, I can't afford to offend you.

No one who can hang out with a fool like Logan is easy to mess with, so just treat it as my invitation. "

After saying that, the bartender brought another bottle to Logan and Downton.

At the same time, Deadpool grabbed Logan's collar and said.

"Okay, man, now is not the time to drink. After my trouble is over, I will insert the bottle into your rectum and let you absorb it and feel good all the way!"

"Farke!"

After hearing Deadpool's words, Wolverine, who had originally planned to listen to what Downton had to say, suddenly lost his mood. He suddenly turned around and then drunkenly grabbed Deadpool's neck.

At the same time, his raised right fist had an Adamantium alloy claw that slowly stretched out.

However, maybe he was too drunk, which caused him to be unable to extend his claws just six to seven centimeters.

Looking at the swaying Logan, he tried hard to control his claws and make them longer.

Deadpool shook his head slightly.

"I understand, haha, every middle-aged man will encounter similar problems, you are just one of them.

But in this case, do you really want to fight me with your little claws that can’t be hardened?

Come with me and see what kind of life I have prepared for you. That kind of life will definitely be much better than the bird-like appearance you have now. "

After the words fell, Wade immediately wanted to drag Logan away. While pulling Logan, he waved to Downton.

"Let's go, buddy, I'll take you to the Time Management Bureau to take a look around."

"No problem, I like a tour guide like you!"

Downton stood up with the bottle in hand and followed Wade and Logan.

After being dragged forward for two steps, Logan suddenly escaped from Deadpool's control.

While Logan was trying to adjust his steps and rush to the bar, Deadpool pulled out his gun in frustration.

"It's rare to find a Logan where everything seems normal, so don't let us make things too difficult.

I don't care, we can fight for ten days and we can't decide the winner, but the guy I brought can put you into the universe with one kick! "

"Relax!"

Responding to Deadpool's reminder, Logan grabbed the bottle on the bar.

I saw him raising his finger to Deadpool and saying to Wade.

"Wait for me for a while, it'll be fine in just a moment!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Logan put the wine bottle into his mouth and swallowed it loudly.

Seeing the full bottle of whiskey disappearing, Deadpool curled his lips.

"Look at this hungry little wolfdog, tsk tsk."

"Look at this envious little mangy dog. After all, Logan is the anchor, and you are a fucking clown~"

Downton taunted Deadpool mercilessly, causing Deadpool to cover his mouth with his free hand.

"If you say that, I will be very sad!"

thump!

As soon as Deadpool finished speaking, Logan, who had just finished drinking a whole bottle of whiskey, fell to the ground completely.

Seeing this, Deadpool was slightly startled, and then couldn't help but look at Downton.

"It turns out that this is what he meant when he asked me to wait. I just need to wait a little, and he can drink himself to the point where he doesn't even feel me fucking him.

But I don’t like hairy butts, hehe~”

As he spoke, Deadpool quickly pulled Wolverine up.

Kara…

Because Wolverine was too heavy and Deadpool pulled too fast, his clothes were torn by Deadpool.

"Wow~"

Downton whistled softly.

"You can't wait, man, but that's true.

Anyway, there are still more than seventy hours, how about I drink for a while and you two go find a hotel nearby? "

"Stop it, Revenant, didn't you see, he is still wearing the X-Men suit.

I believe this guy will satisfy Paradox, haha! "

Having said this, Deadpool opened the portal directly and then carried Wolverine inside.

But as soon as he walked out of the portal, he was stabbed in the face by a stick with flashing electric light.

“Oh shit!!!”

With Deadpool's scream, his and Wolverine's bodies suddenly disappeared.

And the moment Deadpool and Wolverine disappeared, Downton also turned into fire in the bar and teleported in the direction of Deadpool.

At the same time, in a certain branch of the Space-Time Administration, Mr. Paradox wiped his sweat with difficulty.

“Damn it, how could this guy provoke that guy!

I've searched all over the administration's information, but I can't find where that guy came from!

He has completely offended the sacred timeline, but until now, the higher authorities have not been able to come up with a plan to deal with him.

He himself said that he came from DC. Are you kidding? It’s not like DC has never collaborated with Marvel. Who from DC has been to Marvel? Don’t I know?

What's more, he doesn't even exist in the fucking DC comics!

No!

Deadpool, this bastard, just wants to find Wolverine, but he can find such a big trouble in him!

And he actually wants to bring this kind of trouble to my office, why doesn't he die! ! ! "

…

As Mr. Paradox roared, Deadpool and Wolverine suddenly fell from the sky.

Feeling the feeling of falling, Wolverine's body started to function again, and the alcohol in his body was quickly decomposed.

When he hit the ground hard, even the last bit of alcohol returned to a healthy state along with the broken muscles.

Then Wolverine jumped up, quickly stretched out his steel claws, and stared at Wade who was getting up from the ground.

"I'm here, hell, now it's your turn to wait for me for a while!"

Wade waved to Wolverine and climbed up with difficulty. He rubbed his waist and continued.

“Why don’t they want to see me anymore, damn it!

Revenant, this must be your problem, or else it's the drunkard Logan's problem. Anyway, it must not be my problem.

But if this is the case now, how can we save my world?

And the most important thing is, guess what I saw, oh ho ho, the 20th Century Fox brand, they were finally thrown away as garbage!

Wait...so they sent me to the fucking dump? "

Having said this, Deadpool quickly touched his waist to see if his teleporter was still there.

Unfortunately, after he disappeared, his teleporter fell to the ground of the Space-Time Administration.

So Deadpool rubbed his head in annoyance, and then said to Downton who suddenly appeared next to him.

"Something happened, Revenant. I seem to have messed up again. The Space and Time Administration won't let me play anymore, and I even lost my teleporter!"

"Um."

After listening to Deadpool's words, Downton also nodded.

"You are indeed in serious trouble, because you were actually thrown into the void by them, or it doesn't matter if you call it the void."

"What?"

Hearing this, Deadpool held his chin in surprise.

"You actually know where this is, but you haven't seen my movie!

Haha, I knew you were lying to me, how could anyone refuse me!

Impossible, absolutely impossible! "

"Haha, I really haven't watched your movie, but I have watched the Loki TV series. The fifth episode of the first season is about the land of the void, tsk tsk."

Downton responded mercilessly to Deadpool, and then waved to Logan, who was eyeing him in the distance.

“Logan, this guy screwed up again.

Don't think that just because you two are immortal, you can live well here. There are creatures in this place that are designed to destroy you, the kind that can destroy you to the point of leaving nothing behind. "

"I'm not surprised at all."

After listening to Downton's words, Logan responded with a cold face, and then strode to Wade.

Driving his claws into Wade's heart, Logan yelled at Wade.

"Where are we now, bastard, send me back to my previous world!"

"But you still have to save my world, man, and besides, we two are made for each other.

Believe me, after the two of us save the world, we can make a lot of money just by scolding and getting into fights every day.

Because countless people around the world are looking forward to the new movie you and I will star in together.

Especially my new movie, haha! "

Having said this, Deadpool pulled out his Adamantite katana and inserted the blade along the gap between Logan's ribs.

"Uh-huh!"

Logan felt a pain in his heart and at the same time, he directly pierced Wade's head with his sharp claws.

"I'm not in the mood to make your bad money. Even if I have nothing, at least I still have memories!

Now, immediately, immediately, send me back to my world! "

"But I can't do it, man. Without the electric toys, I can only stick my butt out and dance, and it's not even stupider than Star-Lord.

If you want to go home, then you have to beg that guy over there called Revenant, he can travel across the universe without electric toys~"

"Revenant, after all, who are you? Are you really good?"

Hearing this, Logan looked towards Downton suspiciously.

Facing Logan's gaze, Downton smiled and spread his hands.

“A man can’t say no, Logan, but I don’t want to go back so soon.

Don’t you think it’s fun here? You can meet all kinds of people! "

Having said this, Downton raised his right hand and looked at a tattered advertising sign in the distance.

On top of the billboard standing in the Gobi Desert, a cloaked figure stared lovingly at them.