Chapter 181 My Dear Virgin Mary

"That's why I asked you because I couldn't find it..."

Faced with Downton's question, Hill was stunned for a long time, and then said to Downton with difficulty.

"Are you sure the video in your phone is not a movie... Damn, it can't be a movie, why are you so boring.

So, I was fucked by a person who ran out of a comic book!

Why did you come from Gotham, which is Gotham... Damn, what is that?!!"

Just when Hill said this, she was stunned for a moment.

Because a rectangular light curtain suddenly appeared in front of her, and the next moment, a guy wrapped in a red tights and carrying two long knives on his back walked out of it.

While turning off the light curtain behind him, the man in red looked around, Hill immediately wrapped himself in a bath towel, and Natasha got under the quilt in a blink of an eye.

At the same time, the man in red raised his hand in great surprise, and while blocking his mouth with his left hand, he gently adjusted his trajectory with his right hand.

"What happened to this world? The deputy of SHIELD and Black Widow slept in the same bed. They were actually serving the same man?

Kevin Feige would never come up with such a trick. If he dared to shoot like this, he would be beaten to death by xxn. Those women are more energetic when scolding people than when they give you lg!

By the way, Kevin Feige is the fucking president of Marvel.

Also, hehe, I seem to have forgotten my purpose.

Anyway, I'm here to find Wolverine, a hairy and strong man with three claws on his hands.

So, is there such a man in your world?

Of course, I mean a man, not a Han Chinese~~~~"

Speaking of this, the man in red waved to Downton enthusiastically. After a moment of confusion, Downton said to the man in red in front of him in disbelief.

"Fuck you, Deadpool?"

"Well, it seems we've made a good start. At least there are people in this universe who know me.

I admit that Logan is more popular than me, and Hugh Jackman is more popular than Ryan Reynolds.

But you should know that we have been good friends for ten years. As long as there is me, there will be him, and as long as there is him, there will be me!

So, as long as you tell me where Wolverine is here, I won't tell you the secret of your threesome...

Hahahaha, I'm so sorry, you have already appeared in my movie, who knows how many people are masturbating to your pussies, or looking at the sexy body of that Han Chinese, Cobi, ah ha ha ha ha!"

At this point, Deadpool waved his hand heavily at Downton.

"I knew something was wrong, because I adjusted this thing to send me to Wolverine.

So this damn machine can only send me to one Logan after another.

That is to say, although you are an Asian, you should also be Logan. Is your last name Logan?

I know your last names are in the front, otherwise would you be last name Gen? That would sound like a big jiba, hahahaha!"

Deadpool shook his hand at Donton while laughing.

"Anyway, you are definitely not the Logan I'm looking for, because no matter how handsome an Asian face is, it can't support the box office of Fox or Disney. They will only love you in words, but they may be annoyed with you in their hearts.

But meeting is fate, fuck Lieutenant Hill and Natasha for me, I'm leaving now..."

"Wait a minute!"

Just when Deadpool wanted to leave, Donton grabbed his shoulder fiercely.

Seeing that Downton had crossed a distance of more than ten meters in an instant and came to him, the white eyes on the Deadpool mask suddenly widened, and then he nodded in admiration.

"Your move reminded me of some bad memories. I sometimes teleport, and that experience is so disgusting.

Especially when the teleporter becomes your trouble, this feeling is even more disgusting!

So, can we discuss it? How about letting me go? I still have a lot of things to do.

My world will be destroyed in less than seventy-two hours. Although I don't like that world very much, who told me that there are a few people I like there.

Although each of them is as rotten as an idiot who hides at home and fucks potatoes, except Vanessa, but I admit that I like them like that."

As soon as the voice fell, Deadpool suddenly pulled out the adamantium knife behind him, and then slashed at Downton's head fiercely.

Ding!

After a crisp sound, the adamantium knife was stuck on the top of Downton's head.

Looking at Downton who was unharmed, Deadpool was slightly stunned.

"This is fucking outrageous. Do editors like to give Asian Wolverine a big trick? Are you Wolverine or a crosstalk artist? What's the point of having a gown?

By the way, puns be damned!

And our own Wolverine in Europe has only adamantium injected into his bones, but you, have you injected it into several of your swords?

My knife is an adamantium knife that the Time Change Bureau got for me, but it can't even penetrate your skin. So I went to the wrong set and ran into the script where S.H.I.E. takes over the world?

Are you the Manzhong? Has S.H.I.E. finally taken over New York? Even Black Widow and Hill were tied to the bed by you and fucked into Cobie and Scarlett?

Having said that, Hill, don't you think there's something weird when you go to bed with an Asian under Cobi's name?

Or do you just want them to do that~~~”

Having said this, Deadpool gently touched the back of Downton's hand, and Downton grabbed his wrist with his backhand.

“Okay, man, don’t keep fucking spoiling things here, I just had a battle in New York, and I ruined half of the battle.

Also, let me tell you something, I fucking pulled Hulk’s pants off! "

"Wow, exciting, I've wanted to do that for a long time!"

Hearing Downton's words, Deadpool excitedly held Downton's hand.

“You must be someone I fucking like, but it’s a pity that I don’t have an Asian face like you in my world, otherwise I might love you even more than I love Peter!

In short, the soul mate I just met, will you resist being beaten, or will you tolerate death?

For example, falling into a mixer while wearing a parachute, or falling on a high-voltage power line while wearing a parachute, or being hit by a bus while wearing a parachute, or being corroded by acid just after taking off the parachute? "

"Uh, why does it have to be about parachutes?"

On the bed next to her, Natasha huddled under the quilt and asked Deadpool.

Deadpool suddenly raised his middle finger to Natasha.

"Shut up, you fuckin' elevator bitch, I'm honored to have you as my ex-wife.

The good news is that I finally got rid of your trouble. The bad news is that people like you have entered the market again. The good news is that your best friend and I also played like that in the elevator.

Beyond that there is the best and worst news.

The worst news of course is that you didn’t ask me to come with you in the elevator!

And the best news is, at least none of us have been fucked by Durant~"

After the words fell, Deadpool held Downton's wrist firmly, and then asked Downton.

"Let us two real men put those bitches aside first. If you are not so easy to die, why don't you try to form a team with me?

Our team now has me, and me, and me, and probably you, and we definitely have at least one Wolverine, man!

My world needs saving anyway, so having one more person to help me wouldn't be a bad thing, especially since I can see that we have the same kind of soul.

So, come and save my world, my dear Virgin Mary? "

Having said this, Deadpool suddenly opened the teleportation device, and he and Downton fell directly towards the light curtain at their feet.

Meanwhile, Deadpool was there laughing.

“Don’t believe my questions because I’ve already made my decision and you can’t get away with it, man.

Anyway, what should I call you, a threesome, or a man caught in the middle with a bitch? "

"Haha, you can call me Revenant, Wade."

“Woohoo, that sounds pretty good, much better than dead people or something.

So where do you think we’ll end up next?

Of course every world with the X-Men!

Wolverine, here I come, haha! "

When he said this, Downton and Deadpool happened to fall into the light curtain, and the light curtain disappeared in front of Hill and Natasha.

Seeing Downton being taken away by an inexplicable guy, after Hill and Natasha looked at each other, Natasha couldn't help but curl her lips.

"I can guarantee that I've never been married, and I've never had sex with anyone in an elevator!"

"Hmm, I believe it, because that guy is crazy, and even I can't understand many of the words in his mouth.

But my intuition tells me that there are more and more hidden things in this world, whether it is Tang who appears from the comics, or this person who claims to have traveled to many universes...Deadpool! "

Speaking of this, Hill rubbed her hair depressedly. She had been exhausted physically and mentally in the past few days, and her hair felt frizzy.

Looking at the depressed Hill, Natasha sighed softly.

"What can we do? This world has always been extraordinary, and now it has only become more extraordinary.

As for what we can do, we can only follow their clues as much as possible to investigate this path.

Regardless of whether we can find it or not, we should at least try, right? "