Chapter 233 The Witch of Sloth Invades the Alliance (Part 2)
July 24th, Yandai Primary School, on the fifth floor of a teaching building.
The red-gold sunlight streamed through the corridor windows, and the mottled light and shadow danced on a wooden door that was ajar.
A series of animated characters such as Pikachu, Iron Armored Boy, and Black Cat Sheriff are drawn in pencil on the door. It has become blurry under the erosion of time, and it should be the footprints left by some child.
Not long after, there was a faint sound of footsteps coming from the corridor outside the door.
"Wait a minute, what are you doing in such a hurry? People won't run away."
As the girl in the Gothic skirt spoke, she took Little Red Riding Hood's hand and pressed her against the door frame. Then she glanced at Schnaian in the classroom and asked, "What's her code name?"
"Senior, I am a new magical girl and I don't have a code name yet."
Little Red Riding Hood said expressionlessly, the back of her head lightly pressed against the door frame, her eyes raised, and she stared motionlessly at the girl in the Gothic dress standing in front of her.
Hearing this, the magical girl Ashes looked away from the newcomer and met Little Red Riding Hood's eyes.
She raised an eyebrow and continued to ask: "You mean she just became a magical girl and rushed to join the alliance?"
Little Red Riding Hood shook her head: "I don't know, I heard that the contract was signed a few days ago." As she said that, she glanced sideways at Schnaian and the owl she was holding in her arms.
"All right."
"Senior, you are too close." Little Red Riding Hood suddenly warned, "Your breath tickles my nose so much."
Only then did Hui Jin realize that he and Little Red Riding Hood were so close to each other. The tips of their noses were almost touching. Little Red Riding Hood's back was pressed against the classroom door frame, and he couldn't retreat even if he wanted to.
At this time, Schnaian and Owl, who happened to be in the classroom, turned their heads at the same time and cast a glance.
Schnaian looked at this scene, rubbed the non-existent dark circles under his eyes, and said dejectedly: "Isn't that right, buddy? Are all the magical girls in the Alliance so gay?"
The owl shook his head and said seriously: "Don't slander my little Miss Red Riding Hood."
"Oh, then I'm even more excited." Schnaian whispered, "If I catch Little Red Riding Hood and train her with a whip in front of Ashes, what kind of expression will Ashes show?"
"Hey, didn't we agree not to do anything to Little Red Riding Hood?" the owl said quickly.
"Oh, then I'll catch the ashes, in front of Little Red Riding Hood..."
The owl interrupted her fantasy time: "I think you can give it a try. If you don't get shot into a hornet's nest by her, it will be considered a success. The most violent magical girl in Beijing is this one in a gothic skirt. We can hide as far away as we can." ,Okay?" It paused, "One last time, please don't mess with her, you are just asking for trouble."
"Okay, then I'll start by training the weak magical girls and absorb their magic power, and then I'll start with this psycho in the Gothic skirt."
Schnaian whispered, with an invisible arc at the corner of his mouth.
The owl was horrified, thinking that you are usually lazier than anyone else, but why do you become so active when it comes to training magical girls? No wonder the name after the transformation into a witch is "The Witch of Sloth and Lust", she lives up to her name.
While the two were talking quietly, the magical girl Hui Jin became aware of their gazes, looked sideways, and the tips of her ears turned slightly red.
Then he quickly let go of Little Red Riding Hood's hand and pulled a short distance away from her.
"Thanks."
Little Red Riding Hood lowered her head and held her wrist with the red mark.
Magical girl Ash raised her white hand to her forehead and breathed a sigh of relief.
To be honest, it was really hard for her to distance herself from Little Red Riding Hood: because Little Red Riding Hood's character was like a robot, dull-witted, always with an expression on her face, and sometimes she looked like a penguin who came from Antarctica to visit the human world. Who would keep distance and boundaries with such a little penguin?
I just couldn't help but go up and hold its hand and touch its head.
However, she had to admit that Little Red Riding Hood usually looked very cute, but on certain occasions, she was more joking than anyone else, and her thoughts were unpredictable.
"Senior, do you usually hit others like this?" Little Red Riding Hood suddenly asked.
"Where did you learn the word 'bidong'? Even if you have a mobile phone, why don't you go online and learn some random words every day?"
Ashes said angrily, "Speaking of which, it's not like you were so anxious to pull me..."
Before she finished speaking, Little Red Riding Hood interrupted her: "I'm sorry, it's all my fault for setting a trap for senior to wallow in me with evil intentions, so that senior will be embarrassed in front of the newcomers. Senior has nothing wrong at all, it's all because of us holding garbage in our mouths." Little girl..."
Magical girl Ashes raised her hand in time to cover Little Red Riding Hood's mouth before she started singing her classic chant.
"stop."
Little Red Riding Hood tilted her head and looked at her innocently like a kitten.
"I'm speechless, I'm really speechless."
The magical girl Ash said angrily, took a deep breath, and said without any doubt, "Let's go in. You are not allowed to talk after entering. Let me ask them questions, okay?"
Little Red Riding Hood couldn't make a sound, so she nodded silently.
"Then let's go."
After saying that, the magical girl Ashes loosened the black leather gloves on Little Red Riding Hood's mouth and moved forward.
Under the gazes of Schnaian and Owl, she moved to the opposite side of them, pulled up a chair in front of the conference table and sat down.
She crossed her legs, raised her clear face slightly, and looked at the two people with unfriendly eyes, as if trying to save some face for herself.
At the same time, she looked at Little Red Riding Hood sitting on the side from time to time.
She was a little worried that Little Red Riding Hood next to her would speak. For some reason, every time she wanted to save some face in front of the newcomers and pretend to be cool, she would be accurately attacked by Little Red Riding Hood with some cunning words, which made her lose her power at the speed of light.
"Hello." Shi Naian nodded at her, "I am Shi Naian, and this is my contracted beast, Kobe." As she said that, she raised her index finger and poked the owl's cheek.
As a double agent, she was already under great pressure at the moment, especially when she thought about when she could appear in front of the two people in the form of a witch, control the tentacles to tie them up, and then perform a set of unspeakable operations, her blood pressure gradually rose.
She quickly lowered her head, gently raised her hand to wipe the blood from her nose, and kept her expressionless.
To relieve the pressure, Shi Naian took a sip of the tea in the thermos, and a light bitter taste rose to the tip of her tongue - this was before she went out, her mother asked her to bring it.
Then she poked the owl's head, thinking that the owner had greeted him, how could the dog not say hello, at least he should bark to show his intention?
After being reminded, the owl greeted him very naturally.
"Hello, Lord Ashes."
"Ahem!"
Shi Naian's expression collapsed, and she almost sprayed the tea in her mouth.
She covered her mouth with her hand and took out a tissue to wipe the water stain.
Then she looked at the owl in her arms, her eyes twitched slightly, thinking that you said behind her back that she was a "Gothic skirt psychopath", and when we met, you just called her "Lord Ashes", right?
"This is the first time I've seen a contracted beast that speaks so clearly." Hearing Kobe speak, Ashes couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, feeling quite novel.
"Is that so?" Little Red Riding Hood said, "I said this contracted beast is very weird, it must be a mutant. Other contracted beasts either speak with unclear lips and speech or are not very smart."
"I'm not a mutant, but you're right about my smart brain." Owl snorted.
"Do other contracted beasts speak differently from it?" Shi Naian asked curiously.
"No."
"No."
Little Red Riding Hood and Ashes shook their heads at the same time.
"Limbo..." Shi Naian thought for a while, and asked gloomily: "Damn, could it be that other contracted beasts speak with an accent like Ding Zhen?"
Hearing this, Ashes looked puzzled, and Little Red Riding Hood puffed up her cheeks slightly, but her face soon returned to calm.
She coughed twice, and asked before Ashes: "Excuse me, who is Ding Zhen?"
"A friend from my hometown." Shi Naian didn't realize until then that he had said the wrong thing, so he quickly made up for it: "He is far away from here. I am so bored without him. I cry every day. I wish I could fly to Litang to herd cattle and recall the innocent and romantic childhood memories like wildfire."
"What a strange person." Ashes leaned back a little, his back against the back of the chair, and whispered to Little Red Riding Hood.
"I think so too." Little Red Riding Hood responded.
The two looked at each other sideways, and then both cast their eyes on Shi Naian.
The girl in the Gothic skirt thought for a while, hugged her shoulders, raised her fingers wrapped in leather gloves, and tapped her arms gently, "So you want to join the Tongmenghui, right?"
"Yes." Shi Naian nodded, "I want to join the Tongmenghui."
"What did you say your name was?"
"Shi Naian."
"Shi Naian?" Ashes was stunned.
"Shi for exertion, Nai for helplessness, and An for safety." Shi Naian rubbed her eye circles and emphasized, "Every time I mention my name, people will misunderstand me. My parents hope that I can become a scholar like Shi Naian. But if I could really write Water Margin, I wouldn't be a professional magic girl."
"Where do you live?"
The girl in the gothic skirt opened the drawer of the conference table while speaking, took out a blank file, attached the gray magic to her fingertips, and scratched the "name" line on the file page with her nails, leaving three gray words - "Shi Naian", and then stopped her finger on the "address" line, waiting for Shi Naian's reply.
"Gujiu Sicun Coast, the villa next to the resort." Shi Naian replied.
"Which villa?"
"What villa? There is only one villa, and this only villa is my home."
Hearing this, Huijin couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, then raised his finger wrapped in magic to scratch the words on the file.
"Have you been living here for a long time, or have you just come to Beijing?"
"I came a few days ago."
"What's the reason?"
"No reason. We have a lot of houses, so we can live wherever we want. So I came to the Gujiusicun Coast in Beijing during the summer vacation." Shi Naian said dejectedly, "If I have to give a reason... I'm about to enter the third year of junior high school. My parents think that living by the sea is better than living in the city center, and it is more convenient for me to study after school, so we moved here."
Hearing this, Little Red Riding Hood suddenly turned her face to the side, staring at Huijin's cheek motionlessly, and whispered: "Senior... or I'd better avoid it."
Huijin turned his head to look at her and asked curiously: "Why?"
Little Red Riding Hood lowered her head, her expression gloomy.
"We little girls who grew up with garbage in their mouths will only feel their hearts twisting when they hear such words. Comparing people with each other is very annoying. As expected, the little girls who grew up with garbage in their mouths cannot be compared with the little girls who have a silver spoon in their mouths. Sitting together and chatting, maybe I will find a building and jump off after this interview.”
"If you want to leave, just leave. Don't jump off the building."
"Then I'm leaving." Little Red Riding Hood's face returned to calmness.
"Walk."
"Senior, I'm really leaving."
"roll."
After hearing this, Little Red Riding Hood stood up from the wooden chair, turned around and was about to leave, when Schnaian suddenly stopped her: "Little Red Riding Hood, are you coming to my house to play later?"
"Choujiu, we don't know each other well," said Little Red Riding Hood.
Schnaian raised his hands, pointed his index finger, and said sadly: "My contract beast likes you very much. It uses my phone every day to peek at the videos of you secretly taken by netizens."
"I, I, I, I, how can I-!" the owl shouted loudly.
"Thank you." Little Red Riding Hood said to it.
"So you want to come to my house to play? This guy will be very happy." Schnaian said.
"No. But if Senior Ashes also goes, then I will go. I am her little follower." Little Red Riding Hood said, holding Ashes' arm and leaning his head on her shoulder.
"We're not familiar with each other either, so get out."
After saying that, Ashes lightly shrugged his arms and shook off Little Red Riding Hood's hands and head, then ignored the drama queen and continued to ask questions while recording text on the file.
"age?"
"14 years old."
"What about gender?"
"gender?"
Schnaian was slightly startled, thinking that there is still such a problem, could it be that there is also a saying like "transgender in Thailand, and then become a magical girl"?
Ashes crossed his shoulders, raised his eyes and stared at her, and said nonchalantly: "There are cases in history of men becoming magical girls. There is nothing surprising."
Hearing this, the owl said in a deep tone: "I have always wanted to contract a male magical girl. Contracting a magical boy can brag among the contracted beasts for a long time, but unfortunately I can't find one."
Hui Jin lowered his head to look at the file and said coldly without raising his head: "Shut up, I didn't ask you."
Owl rolled his eyes, cursed "goth skirt psycho" in his mind, and shut his mouth obediently.
"I'm female," Schnaian said.
Ashes wrote the word "female" on the file, and then said: "Then cancel the transformation. We need to confirm your appearance and leave a photo as a record."
"Okay."
Schnaian responded casually, holding the wand gently, and then his body was enveloped in a cocoon of light.
The next moment, when the cocoon light shattered, she had transformed back into the girl wearing a gray sweater and a hood, with dark circles under her eyes as heavy as a dead person. The contrast between before and after the transformation was so great that both Little Red Riding Hood and Ashes were a little surprised.
Magical girl Ash tilted her head, and her black hair tilted slightly beside her ears.
She was stunned for a while, opened her mouth and said, "Pay attention to your schedule."
Are you embarrassed to talk to her? Little Red Riding Hood thought to herself, you are the one who stays up late every day at home, which makes the crow man feel ashamed.
"Thank you." Schnaian said, rubbing the dark circles under his eyes, "I feel like the dark circles are natural. In fact, I like to sleep, but I can't get rid of them."
Ashes summoned the magic book, held the book in one hand, and quickly turned the pages with the other hand. With a swishing sound, she quickly found the corresponding page, and took out a magic card from the card slot - [Magic Camera] .
Then she slowly crushed the card, and a classic old-fashioned camera appeared in her hand. She raised the camera to Schnaian and clicked the shutter, and then the camera disappeared.
Instead, an illusory image floats in mid-air.
She dragged the image formed by the magic light points, controlled its size and proportion, and finally stuffed it into the bottom of the file table with a gentle wave of her right hand.
Immediately, a photo of Schnaian himself appeared in the file.
"Oh... so amazing." Schnaian was slightly surprised.
"Senior is so handsome," Little Red Riding Hood said without any fluctuation, and clapped her hands gently, "Can you take a photo of me and don't put it in the file?"
"Where to stuff it?"
"Put it into your heart."
"If you don't get out, I'm going to be angry."
Hui Jing's eyelids twitched slightly. As she spoke, she put down the file on the table, then raised her eyes to look at Schnaian: "I have already sent the information to my teacher, and she will process your membership application when she wakes up."
After saying that, she took out her phone from her pocket, opened WeChat and sent a message to Xi Ziyue, "To be honest, you came at the wrong time. She might still be sleeping in at this point."
"Yeah, then I'll come back in the afternoon." Schnaian said.
As a result, as soon as she finished speaking, there was a sudden rumbling sound in the air, and then the air in the corner of the classroom suddenly shattered, and a huge crack in time and space suddenly opened up, and air poured in.
Immediately afterwards, amid the loud whistle, the front of a dark green tram crashed into the classroom. Fortunately, it was only the front end, otherwise the entire classroom would have been torn apart by the tram.
Seeing this scene, Owl and Schnaian were stunned. Apart from them, the other two people in the classroom were not surprised by this scene and had long been accustomed to it.
The girl in the Gothic skirt raised her eyebrows slightly and looked sideways at Xi Ziyue in the driver's seat: "Really... Master, did you get up so early today?"
The short-haired girl in a light blue cheongsam got off the tram and said while putting potato chips in her mouth: "I just went to Disneyland with my friends. I was about to go to bed and saw your message... So, who is the newcomer you mentioned?"
As she said that, she turned her head and looked at the frightened Shi Naian, "Is it you?"
Shi Naian was stunned for a moment: "Uh... yes."
"Have you filled out the file?"
"Master, I filled it out before you came, just waiting for you to come."
The magic girl Huijin said impatiently, raised her slender index and middle fingers, picked up the file on the table, and then attached a layer of magic to the paper, and threw it towards Xiziyue. The file sheet covered with a layer of gray magic was as sharp as a knife, spinning in the air and flying towards Xiziyue.
She raised her finger expressionlessly, took the file sheet without even using magic, then lowered her eyes and checked the file: "Okay, congratulations, classmate Shi Naian, you are already a member of the Alliance."
Shi Naian was stunned.
"...Is it that simple?"
"That's what I asked at the beginning." Little Red Riding Hood said.
"It's that simple." Xiziyue said, putting away the file sheet casually, and then changed the subject, "But...there is one more thing."
At this point, she took out a metal helmet with a very high-tech appearance from somewhere and put it on the conference table.
Seeing this, Little Red Riding Hood held her breath slightly.
There is no doubt...the name of this thing is "brain imaging helmet".
"Hey, Kobe, what is this?"
Schnaian looked at the brain imaging helmet and whispered to the owl in his arms.
"I don't know."
The owl swallowed a mouthful of water and thought that he had to find a way to get past the brain imaging helmet, otherwise he would really have to let the dice monster play a touching erhu at Schnaian's funeral as compensation.
"This is a routine induction inspection. You have to wear this helmet to check if you are an alien species." Xiziyue said, eating a piece of potato chips, and then stretched lazily, "I can't help it... The higher-ups have been putting pressure on me recently, so I have to take it seriously and pretend. I hope you can all cooperate so that I can get scolded less. Thank you."
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