3-Stupid Roommate

The green-haired Shaqima didn't dare to say a word and climbed down from the bed very naturally.

Si Qingyan threw it casually, and a butterfly knife pierced the green-haired Shaqima's butt at a speed invisible to the naked eye.

"ah……"

The green-haired Shaqima suddenly let out a cry of ecstasy.

Zhao Ritian and Ye Liangchen woke up one after another.

"What the hell is your name, Lu Mao?" Ye Liangchen frowned.

"My stinky brother poked my ass, that's bad." Green-haired Shaqima said coquettishly.

Si Qingyan's heart was unmoved, and she even wanted to use a butterfly knife to pierce Lu Mao's buttocks into a sieve.

"Mie'er, you nap first, don't hold your hands back, I'll go wash up." Ye Liangchen yawned, got up from the bed, and went to the bathroom to wash up.

"Mie'er, you're welcome, just hit him as you like, I'm going to the bathroom." Zhao Ritian straightened his back and entered the bathroom, and soon there was the sound of water.

Si Qingyan glanced at the green-haired Shaqima standing deadlocked at the head of the bed.

"Please don't pity me just because I am a delicate flower." The green-haired Shaqima covered her face shyly. The wound on her butt healed quickly, and he put away the butterfly knife again.

"Please stab me with a knife. Maybe it will feel better."

Si Qingyan was not polite to him, but she didn't take the knife for fear of giving Lu Mao an advantage. He immediately clenched his fist, found something to block Lu Mao's mouth, and beat him violently.

After the crackling sound ended, Zhao Ritian and Ye Liangchen came out one after another after washing up.

After Si Qingyan finished cleaning up, she went to have breakfast with her three other roommates. On the way, the green-haired Shaqima suddenly looked at Si Qingyan and said with a smile:

"It turns out that my stinky brother doesn't like people to scream, so he won't do it next time."

People passing by looked at Si Qingyan with shock, admiration and connotation.

"..." Si Qingyan was silent.

I have to say that Lu Mao feels really good when he hits him, he can be called a perfect punching bag, and he has a special physique, as if he has no bones, and he can recover quickly even after being beaten half to death.

"His physique is like this. The more severe beatings he takes, the faster his strength improves. As for his speaking style...just get used to it. You don't know, but because of him, our dormitory No. 4 has become a model dormitory for gays in everyone's eyes." Zhao Ritian explained.

"Mie'er, you're here, and you can't get away with it." Ye Liangchen showed a gloating smile, and then said:

"Actually, if we can't get out, no one cares whether we are gay or not."

"There are also women in Heiting, although there are fewer. I always thought that I could find a like-minded woman as a partner in Heiting. Because of the green hair, others are avoiding us like snakes and scorpions in the fourth house." Zhao Ritian is really not satisfied. I would like to take a look at Lu Mao, but I am afraid that I will give him an advantage by beating him up.

"Lv Mao has a special constitution. Even if his injuries are healed, he still looks miserable on the surface, with bruises and bruises. He is miserable. If he doesn't beat him, he will beat himself."

"Don't call people Green Hair. Today, I am called Ukrainian Pepper."

Si Qingyan was silent.

What kind of dormitory did he end up in?

The green hair jumped up and down from time to time. When people around him saw the conspicuous green hair on his head, they immediately avoided him.

Until a young man didn't see it, his back was turned to Lu Mao, and he was hit by Lu Mao.

"You bumped into me." Lu Mao smiled and leaned over, reminding:

"Apologize."

"I'm sorry, I offended you because I don't have eyesight." The young man immediately bent down.

"Who am I? If I'm right, I'll forgive you." Lu Mao raised his chin, his posture proud.

"..." The young man knew that he was finished.

His strong desire to survive still made him decide to save himself.

"You are handsome, unparalleled, smart, beautiful, pure and innocent... Sir No. 1148."

"You please me."

"I will tell you my name with great mercy - I, the little Ukrainian pepper, was born noble, and men have no chance."

"We have a new roommate. I can't keep up with my physical strength. I'm a little tired today. Can you hit my palm with your face?" Lu Mao opened his palm.

The young man followed the instructions and attacked fiercely.

After Lu Mao was satisfied, he left gracefully.

The young man sighed in relief.

Who doesn't know that the three people in House No. 4 are all lunatics, and only the one with green hair needs a beating the most. He has a weird name every day, and always asks others to guess. If he doesn't guess correctly, he will be beaten up. Who the hell could have guessed the ridiculous name he chose! Oh shit! Just thinking about it makes me angry.

Lu Mao also felt bitter in his heart.

There is no use in beating someone with lower strength than him.

It's only useful for someone stronger than him to hit him.

Every time he was beaten, there was a bad breath in his chest, and he had to find a lucky person to give him a good beating to vent it out.

Breakfast was extremely peaceful.

Si Qingyan, like everyone else, ate white porridge with pickles.

Only a few big guys have the luxury of spending twenty points to buy salted duck eggs to eat with porridge.

Normal people can get ten points for a day's work. It’s not that things are too expensive, it’s because ducks nowadays don’t like to lay eggs. A big bowl of braised pork only costs ten points.

"Will the old man who held the clock last night show up every day?" Si Qingyan asked.

The other three people in House 4 were stunned.

"How did you know that was an old man?" Ye Liangchen asked in surprise.

"I feel it." Si Qingyan pondered for two seconds.

"It used to be difficult to control the discipline here at night, and it was very noisy. Later, King Si found this thing from an ancient tomb to take charge of the discipline, and the problem of discipline at night was quickly solved." Zhao Ritian was filled with emotion. If King Si hadn't been the leader of the kings of the Nine Provinces and killed countless invading foreigners, he would have scolded him in his heart.

What kind of devil? Because the prisoners were whispering too loudly at night, they dug out such a thing from the grave. It was so scary. Even the farts had to be crushed and released, for fear of disturbing the old monster.

"Who is King Si?" Si Qingyan's heart moved inexplicably.

"He is very strong, beyond imagination. At the beginning of the alien invasion, he alone resisted the entrance and withstood the first wave of attacks. Later, he turned the tide in many crises. He can be called a model of the times. If he hadn't been a man , she is my goddess." Zhao Ritian took a sip of the porridge with longing in his eyes.

"And he is also one of the few pure-blooded humans who has not undergone genetic modification. He is so strong because of his talent and hard work. Most of the entire Black Court is his die-hard loyalist. If there is a strong enemy on the battlefield recently, what do you think? Maybe we can meet him." Ye Liangchen patted Si Qingyan's shoulder, and suddenly thought of something, Ye Liangchen added:

"Speaking of which, he looks a bit like you, of course, only a little bit."

"What's his name?" Si Qingyan paused.

"We don't deserve to know. After becoming a king, if someone calls his name, he will feel it." Ye Liangchen sighed, looking very melancholy.

"Does he have a unicorn tattoo on his back?" Si Qingyan still remembers the tattoo with blood many years ago.

"No, we have never seen him without clothes." Ye Liangchen's eyes suddenly became complicated and he asked in a low voice,

"You don't know him, do you?"

"Not sure." Si Qingyan thought of Si Qingheng.

This world always gave him a sense of familiarity, as if he had been here before.

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