Chapter 357 Three Brothers Lacking Great Virtue
Sun Wukong understood immediately, sacrificed King Kong Zhuo, and poured out all the excrement previously collected in King Kong Zhuo's space.
"My King Kong Taku."
In the heavenly court, when the old man saw this scene, he almost vomited blood. He spent all his efforts and energy to refine the ultimate treasure of acquired merit and virtue. Sun Wukong actually used it to hold feces, and he was not afraid of being punished by God.
All the gods felt sorry for Laojun. Fortunately, Laojun didn't go when the dragon clan dumped their excrement to bury it on Qilin Cliff. Otherwise, he might have fainted from anger when he saw Sun Wukong using King Kong to pick up the excrement.
"Before, Sun Wukong was seriously injured by the God of Justice, and he asked you to take the opportunity to take back the Diamond Diamond. It was because Zhu Bajie was soft-hearted. Are you satisfied this time?" Jade Emperor complained.
Who is to blame? It’s not because he was soft-hearted in the first place.
"I'll go, what are they two doing?"
At this moment, someone among the gods let out a retching sound.
In the picture, Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng directly grabbed the excrement with their hands and threw it at Bai Chi. It had no lethal effect on others, but for Bai Chi, who was severely mysophobic, it was a critical blow.
Not to mention throwing it at her, she couldn't bear the magic power even if it touched her, so she was forced to dodge in various ways.
What was even more disgusting was that Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng rolled directly into the dung pile, and then pounced on Bai Chi covered in feces.
Bai Chi was so disgusted that he kept retching and retreating, being chased by Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng.
Not to mention Bai Chi was disgusted, all the gods in heaven were so disgusted that they retched.
They know how smelly the seafood poop dumped by the Dragon Clan is.
"These two bastards are really willing to risk their lives to rob others."
The Jade Emperor frowned. After working so hard, he didn't feel it was so hard to accept that his merits were taken away.
This merit earned is not jealous at all.
"If you want to save face, why are they doing this?" Hou Ba complained.
Her son-in-law's apprentice, who was also her relative, worked so hard that it made her feel bad to see him.
"Stop, don't come over, or I'll destroy the Taiqing Fan, and you won't even think about the Flame Mountain."
Bai Chi couldn't stand it anymore and took out the Taiqing Fan to threaten.
"Bajie, Lao Sha, come here and feed Ba She. If she doesn't give Tai Qing a fan, we will let Ba She eat her fill."
Sun Wukong's voice came over.
The three people leaned over and saw Sun Wukong opening the bloody mouth of the snake.
"Okay."
Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng flew over happily.
"Oh, no, why is this happening?"
Ba She panicked, Damn, Que Da De, these three bastards are getting more and more bottomless. If this were really poured into his mouth, he would immediately become a joke in the Three Realms.
I came to act in a play, but ended up getting myself involved.
"Would you like to give Taiqing a fan?"
Zhu Bajie held the excrement to Ba Snake's mouth and threatened him, but did not do anything directly. After all, he used to have a good relationship with Ba Snake in Heaven.
"Keep it as far away as possible." Ba Snake panicked, fearing that something would drop into his mouth.
The gods in heaven looked at Ba Snake with pity. It was so miserable. The three brothers were becoming more and more wicked and began to engage in magic attacks.
The Jade Emperor couldn't bear it anymore. He would definitely not blame Ba She and Bai Chi for coming back. Who could bear this?
"Here, here."
Bai Chi compromised. After all, Ba Snake came here to help her. She couldn't stand the condemnation of her conscience as she watched Ba Snake being fed feces.
"That's right." Zhu Bajie took the Taiqing Fan with a smile.
"Let go, let go." Ba Snake screamed angrily.
Sun Wukong let go of Ba Snake and removed the law, sky, elephant and earth. Ba Snake also turned into a human form, gritting his teeth and looking at the three brothers who lacked great virtue.
The three brothers didn't care. They carried the Taiqing Fan to extinguish the fire. The divine wind of Liumei roared and the Flame Mountain quickly extinguished. At the same time, the Dragon Clan came to rain. On the ground, the human race living here welcomed the rain happily and knelt down to thank Tang Monk.
This way.
"Give it back to you." Zhu Bajie handed the Taiqing Fan to Bai Chi.
"You stay away from me, take it and return it to Laojun yourself." Bai Chi couldn't bear it anymore, so she went to heaven with Ba Snake. She would rather go back and be punished.
"Brother Monkey, Lao Sha and I went to Heaven to ask the Jade Emperor how he manages the immortals."
Zhu Bajie rolled his eyes and did not wash his hands. He dragged Lao Sha towards the heaven. They had sacrificed so much and they had to disgust all the gods in heaven.
"Okay, you go ahead."
Sun Wukong sacrificed the Vajra and put the excrement back into the Vajra. It might be useful in the future.
"My King Kong Zhuo..." Lao Jun really wanted to vomit blood.
"Quickly, close the four doors quickly. Don't let Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng come in." The Jade Emperor was also panicked. Those two guys came to Heaven. Can Heaven still want it?
"Yes, but Taiqing Fan is still in Zhu Bajie's hands. With the blessing of Taiqing Fan, it will be more difficult to deal with in the future." Taibai Jinxing reminded.
"Well, Laojun, why don't you go out and get it, and give me some advice, Zhu Bajie should give you face." The Jade Emperor touched his nose unkindly.
"My King Kong Zhuo..." Laojun was thinking about King Kong Zhuo and couldn't listen at all.
"I'll go." Xuandu went out with a black streak on his head.
Hou Ba really couldn't stand it any longer, it was such a big show, what kind of gods, they were all a bunch of funny people, this show was really enjoyable to watch.
East Heaven Gate, North Heaven Gate, and West Heaven Gate are generally closed at ordinary times, leaving only South Heaven Gate for entry and exit.
The entire heaven is shrouded in a formation and can only be entered and exited through the Nantian Gate.
When Zhu Bajie and Sha Seng arrived, the Nantian Gate had been closed, leaving only Xuandu waiting outside.
"What do you mean, you dare to do it but don't admit it." Zhu Bajie reacted immediately and shouted loudly.
"That's about it. Give me the Taiqing Fan." Xuandu rolled his eyes.
Zhu Bajie rubbed his fingers, the meaning was very clear, he wanted it, give him some benefits.
"Here, here, here." Xuandu took out a gourd of golden elixir.
"Brother is generous." Zhu Bajie reached out to take it.
"Why don't you wash it first." Xuandu kindly reminded.
"What do you mean, brother, do you dislike me?" Zhu Bajie looked very hurt.
"No, you don't dislike it yourself, why should I dislike it." Xuandu stuffed the gourd to Zhu Bajie with a frown on his face.
"What should I dislike? I have already dug into the dung heap. Here, here, give it to you." Zhu Bajie handed the Taiqing fan to Xuandu.
Xuandu really disliked it this time. He wrapped the Taiqing fan with his magic power and washed it several times with the water transformation technique.
Zhu Bajie pouted and left with Lao Sha.
In the Lingxiao Palace, all the gods breathed a sigh of relief.
At the same time, Bashe and Baichi came back. Both of them were ready to be punished, but the Jade Emperor did not blame them.
"Good brother, you've suffered."
Tengshe gave Bashe a guilty hug.
"By the way, Laojun usually uses the Taiqing fan to control the fire temperature when refining elixirs. I'm afraid it will be hard to sell the elixir in our heaven in the future." Huode Xingjun suddenly said.
The corners of the gods' mouths twitched. Thinking of Zhu Bajie holding the Taiqing fan with his hands full of feces, and then using the Taiqing fan to refine the elixir, it seemed really hard to swallow.
Although there was no direct contact, it was too disgusting.
And Laojun, can he really hold the Taiqing fan?
Disgraceful, too disgraceful.