$490: He Is Really Good (2)
Fang Mingxuan couldn't laugh, but the young couple Tian Xue and Xue Zhiyuan started laughing from the first laugh point, laughing for three minutes and laughing for five minutes, as if they were tickled.
"I didn't expect that the combination of Chen Lei and Xu Lai could create such sparks." Xue Zhiyuan couldn't help but sigh. He had seen the comedy films of the two before, and they were basically of different styles. When he heard that Jiang Ge asked them to shoot "Lost on Journey", he always felt that the combination of the two was weird. It was not until he saw the feature film that he dispelled this doubt.
"Yes, Chen Lei is still so funny without Tang Ren's crazy acting skills." Tian Xue is a fan of Jiang Ge, but she is a rational fan. She will praise good works and will not show mercy to bad works.
"And he doesn't feel out of the play when he plays such a simple and innocent role." Xue Zhiyuan said again.
"It's the appearance that adds up. For example, no matter what role Gu Yao plays, as long as she squints and glares, it feels like she wants to kill everyone." Tian Xue said.
The two chatted with each other for a few words, and then turned their attention back to the big screen.
[Night.
Li Chenggong's wallet was left on the bus, and Niu Geng gave all his money to the beggar.
After a debate, they came to the hotel with only 80 yuan left in their pockets.
Walking to the counter, Li Chenggong asked the aunt: "How much is your cheapest standard room per night?"
Aunt: "60 per night."
Li Chenggong looked at Niu Geng: "ID card."
Aunt confirmed: "Open a room?"
Li Chenggong replied: "Open a room."
Aunt looked a little surprised and glanced at them: "You two men open a room?"
Li Chenggong nodded: "Open a room."
Niu Geng interrupted: "Hurry up, I'm so sleepy."
Aunt was puzzled: "Not...you two men!"
Li Chenggong became impatient: "Yes! Open a room, open it, hurry up!"]
"Puff..." Xue Zhiyuan burst into laughter.
"This aunt, is she thinking too much?" Tian Xue couldn't help laughing.
Li Chenggong, Niu Geng and the aunt, the expressions of the three people are so funny.
[After entering the room, Li Chenggong found that the space was small and the facilities were shabby. There was only one bed. He immediately went to find the aunt to argue, but the aunt disappeared. When he came back, he found that Niu Geng had already gone to bed, so he prepared to sleep on the bench. Unexpectedly, the bench collapsed when he slept. He had no choice but to bend over and squeeze with Niu Geng.
Li Chenggong got on the bed and suddenly realized that something was wrong. He touched the quilt with his hand, turned over and got out of bed and shouted: "Wake up... wake up... wake up!"
Niu Geng woke up.
Li Chenggong cursed: "Are you sick? You don't wear clothes when you sleep?"
Niu Geng replied: "It's comfortable to sleep naked."
Li Chenggong was so angry that he threw his clothes over: "What conditions? Play naked sleeping!"
Niu Geng replied: "I'm used to it."
Li Chenggong was angry: "Put on! Put on!"]
"Hahaha..."
There was a burst of laughter in the theater.
Fang Mingxuan's eyelids twitched, and he muttered, "Vulgar, bad taste!"
The director next to him didn't seem to have a high sense of humor, and he always laughed with the audience.
As he watched, he seemed to forget that he came here as an opponent. He unconsciously touched Fang Mingxuan with his elbow and asked, "Why do you always have a tense face? Isn't it funny?"
This made Fang Mingxuan speechless, and he could only gnaw his teeth.
He didn't know that the next episode would completely ruin his skills.
[On the bed, Niu Geng was snoring, grinding his teeth, and even farting.
Then, a "dong dong dong" noise came from next door.
Li Chenggong couldn't fall asleep, so he walked out of the room and wanted to find them to argue. Who knew that the other party was actually a strong man from the martial arts team, so he had to admit his defeat and return to the room and lie down on the bed.
After a while, the person next to him got out of bed, walked around, and got back on bed after a while.
The phone vibrated.
A woman answered the phone: "Hey, sister, don't persuade me anymore, that guy is so annoying, I have to report everything to him every day, what I eat, drink, and wear, isn't he going to catch me cheating? I told him to catch me, catch me, catch me."
"I was on the phone, he was eavesdropping, I deliberately emphasized the name of the hotel and the room number, it's not my fault that I look like Fan Bingbing, why does he say I look like a vixen every day, someone buys something at my counter, and talks to me for a few more words, he said I seduced her, how did I seduce her? It's so funny!"
"Anyway, I have my sleeping pills ready, if he comes to find me and makes trouble with me again, I will take the sleeping pills, I'm kidding, am I stupid? Do I really take the sleeping pills? I'm only in my twenties and I'm living well."
"Oh, I get it, don't worry, bye!"]
At this time, the audience in the theater widened their eyes.
There is this scene?
The corners of their mouths slightly raised, the good show is about to begin!
【Li Chenggong knew he had entered the wrong room, so he got out of bed secretly, squatted on the ground, took his shoes and clothes, and prepared to sneak out quietly.
However, just as he walked to the door, he heard footsteps outside the door, so he could only hide behind the curtains.
A fat man pushed the door open.
The woman got out of bed and said aggressively: "Hey, you're here! I thought you were a detective, and you came so quickly, you Sherlock Holmes, you are..."
The fat man hurriedly explained: "Don't misunderstand, my wife, I'm not here to catch you cheating, I just came... I'm worried about you being alone outside."
The woman snorted: "You should be worried. I have a handsome man hidden in my room, you know? He is handsome, cool, rich, and has temperament.
The fat man smiled: "I said it in anger."
The woman slapped the fat man: "Don't be shameless, who said it in anger?"
Then she turned on the light in the room: "Open your dog eyes and let me see it!"
At the same time, she grabbed the fat man's collar and went into the room: "Come on! Come in and see!"
The woman first opened the cabinet, went to the bathroom, and dismantled the bed, muttering: "Adulterer, adulterer, oh, where is my adulterer? He was naked and lying on the bed with me just now, how come he disappeared?"]
"She was just angry with her husband, but from God's perspective, what she said was true."
"There is no explanation."
"I am almost dying of laughter."
"If this is discovered, it will start a big fight."
"We have to fight desperately. ”
“This hotel is full of talented people.”
…
Seeing this scene, some of the audience were almost grinning.
[Finally, the woman locked onto the curtain where Li Chenggong was hiding and directly opened a curtain: “Behind the curtain!”
No one, the fat man quickly pulled the woman: “Hey, honey, take a break!”
The woman ignored him and walked to another curtain: “Behind that curtain!”
The fat man admitted his mistake: “Honey, I wronged you, I wronged you.”
While saying this, he slapped himself: “I am not a human being, I wronged you, you are innocent, you are innocent!”
“Don’t.” The woman pointed to the last curtain: “Don’t make a conclusion so early, you haven’t even seen this curtain, how do you know I am innocent? What if I am behind this curtain?”
As soon as she said this, she immediately opened the curtain: “He is right here!”
There was no one either.]
Quiet…
Very quiet…
The audience was dumbfounded, where is the person?