Chapter 1297 Let's Go to the Bathroom
Zhong Mo and the others drove for about twenty minutes and finally saw this wealthy area.
It covers a very large area, probably tens of thousands of square meters. From a distance, it looks like mini palaces located in the mountains. The environment, transportation, and even security measures are all quite good.
It can be said that compared to the Dongyu Garden where Liang Shuzhen and the others live now, they are like younger brothers!
However, when they were still a few hundred meters away from the gate, they were stopped by five security guards.
The five security guards were all wearing uniforms and were between the ages of 20 and 30. They were holding a rubber stick in their right hands and watching their car eagerly.
The leading security guard raised his brows slightly, glanced at Zhong Mo and Lin Meng'e, and said loudly: "Guys, this is a private residential area and other people are strictly prohibited from entering. Please go back!"
"Oh? No one else is allowed to enter?"
Zhong Mo lowered the window, stuck his head out, and asked with a smile on his face: "How do you know we are not residents here?"
"We keep it firmly in our minds what each resident here looks like, and they will never be wrong!"
The security guard replied decisively.
"Oh? What if I come to a good friend's house to play?"
Zhong Mo asked with a smile again.
"We will be notified in advance!"
"What if I decide to come to a good friend's house on a temporary basis?"
"Those people can only wait here until we are notified!"
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The security guard's answer was neither humble nor arrogant, but it was also watertight.
Zhong Mo was quite dissatisfied with his answer, but he had already anticipated this situation.
Because on the way here, he had seen countless surveillance cameras on both sides of the road.
Zhong Mo stretched and said to Lin Meng'e next to him: "Let them see your ID. We can complete the task early and go back early. I don't want to hang out outside at night!"
Although he also has an ID, it is the ID of the Special Adviser on Criminal Investigation, and its deterrent effect is far less than that of the police ID!
Lin Meng'e opened the car door and walked out.
She walked up to the five policemen, showed her ID, and said, "Police!"
"police?"
The five security guards were slightly stunned and said in surprise.
They looked at each other, and finally the leading security guard asked cautiously: "Sir, I wonder what you are doing? Here, here..."
Zhong Mo stretched out his head impatiently and raised his eyebrows slightly: "I know this is a private area, and others are not allowed to trespass, right? Then I want to ask you, is this still Xiangjiang's territory? We come here to carry out whatever we want. This is a mission, is it wrong? Those who know it are security guards, but those who don’t know it think you are the king here. "
"No, this is private territory. Even if you are the police, you still need a search warrant, right?"
The security guard was a little anxious.
"fart!"
Zhong Mo said angrily, "Who said there was going to be a search? How can you taint someone's innocence? We have a need to pee, can't we go inside to the toilet? Who said we can't go to the toilet?"
"Huh? Going to the toilet?"
The five security guards were instantly confused.
You five policemen were in urgent need of urination and came to our place to use the toilet?
Was there any mistake?
Besides, isn’t it just for going to the toilet? Are there toilets on both sides of the road? Is there any need to run here?
Isn’t this too particular?
Zhong Mo nodded solemnly: "That's right, a few of us are suffocating a lot from peeing. If you stop us again, be careful that we pee in your mouth. I've been a little angry these past two days. The urine is a bit yellow and the smell is a bit strong?”
"How many of you are holding in your pee?"
The leading security guard was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes fell on Lin Meng'e who was standing aside.
If it’s this beautiful policewoman, it’s not impossible!
Lin Meng'e's face turned dark, and she didn't know what to say for a moment.
The corner of Zhong Mo's mouth twitched slightly, and he gritted his teeth and said: "I'm talking about us guys, why are you looking around? Especially the big guy behind me. He has been holding it in for more than ten minutes. If he continues to hold it in, he will I can’t guarantee what you will do!”
"Huh? Yes, it's you four?"
A disappointed light flashed in the eyes of the leading security guard, "Four men? Then, you can just find a place..."
"What are you talking about? We are all respectable people, how can we urinate and defecate anywhere?"
Zhong Mo scolded rudely, "Isn't this damaging to Xiangjiang's great image? I didn't expect that as a security guard, your moral awareness would be so low. I'm really disappointed!"
The five security guards couldn't help rolling their eyes when they heard this.
We have all been reduced to security guards, what more moral awareness do we need?
Isn’t this too overwhelming?
However, four policemen want to go to the toilet, and they are not searching the entire villa complex. Can they refuse this request?
If I offend these people and bring trouble to myself, then it's not worth it, right?
Offending the police for going to the toilet?
That's what idiots do!
Therefore, the five security guards could only agree to Zhong Mo's "very rude" request and were willing to lead them to the toilet. However, the five of them could not run around to avoid causing unnecessary trouble.
Zhong Mo drove the car, slowly following the five security guards, cursing and shouting; "What do you think this is? My father insisted on making me a policeman, and said that I would be in Lin Shenglin's position within three years, but what happened? Now he tricked me in, but said that I have no merit, let alone three years, I can't be in the position for thirty years."
"What do you think I should do? I want to quit this thing, and I wrote five or six applications, but the higher-ups just didn't agree. You said Hong Kong is so big, where can I find merit? Can those thieves, robbers and murderers jump out of nowhere?"
After saying these words, he was still a little unhappy, and stuck his head out of the window again and asked the five security guards: "By the way, have you five committed crimes? For example, stealing, rape, robbery, murder, etc.? Or do you know anyone who has committed a crime? Whoever reports one, I will reward him with 500,000!"
The five security guards couldn't help shrinking their necks when they heard Zhong Mo cursing behind him.
No wonder he is so arrogant!
It turns out to be a second-generation official!
But who do you think you are?
Can we betray our friends for 500,000?
Tsk!
You underestimate our bottom line!
At least - you have to pay more!
The leading security guard turned his head and smiled apologetically: "Sir, we are all good citizens who abide by the law. How dare we do anything illegal? Besides, the requirements for security here are very strict. Those who have bad work styles and make mistakes are not accepted at all, so there are no bad people here!"
"Tsk, bad luck!"
Zhong Mo responded unhappily.