Chapter 1180: Beating People Again
"Now the apprenticeship ceremony officially begins!"
"Mr. Kishida Shugo, please kneel down!"
"Kneeling down, Master, I wish you blessings like the East China Sea and longevity as long as the Southern Mountains!"
"Kneeling down, Master, I wish you many children, many blessings, and may you stay young forever!"
"Kneel down, Master, three times, and I wish you to be invincible and unify the universe!"
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Kishida Masanobu didn't know where he got the lines from, so he pretended to shout.
When Shungo Kishida heard what his nephew said, three black lines appeared on his forehead, and his face twitched violently several times.
I want to strangle this scum of the Kishida family to death.
Who agrees and who opposes?
Zhong Mo looked at Kishida Shungo, who looked like a storm was about to come, while Kishida Masanobu was still moaning without mercy. In order to prevent the Kishida family from annihilating their descendants, he could only stop Kishida Masanobu's death-seeking behavior, and said: "Okay Okay, Xiao Xin, there was no official competition between me and your uncle just now, so let’s forget about that bet!”
Kishida Jungo's face turned darker when he heard this.
What does it mean that there is no official competition?
In other words, before you take action, I'm already on my knees.
Right?
He just heard that Zhong Mo was good at singing and drawing comics. Who knew he was so good at Kung Fu?
It is simply a super invincible existence!
Thinking of this, he was heartbroken, closed his eyes, knelt on the ground, and kowtowed three times in a row: "I, Shungo Kishida, am willing to admit defeat. From now on, you will be my master..."
"Uncle, you want me to be your master? This will make me blush..."
Who knew that Kishida Masanobu's voice sounded slowly.
Kishida Shungo stiffened suddenly, opened his eyes, and found that Zhong Mo had walked away and took a bottle of mineral water from the refrigerator, and the target he faced changed from Zhong Mo to Kishida Masanobu.
"Uncle, what's your expression? I'm younger than you, smarter than you, and more handsome than you. I have a lot to teach you!"
Kishida Masanobu immediately felt an overwhelming murderous aura sweeping towards him. He couldn't help but quietly stood up and retreated back. He continued to talk nonsense, "Well, I won't think you are not handsome and stupid. Oh, uncle, please forgive me..."
"Masanobu Kishida, without you or me today, I will kill you!"
"Uncle, I was wrong!"
"Kishida Masanobu, take another punch from me!"
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"I really didn't expect that such a weakling would appear in our Kishida family. I thought he really bombed an amphibious assault ship of the beautiful country. Who knew it was a conspiracy hatched by them and the captain. It's really shameful. My Kishida family’s face!”
"I remember that twenty years ago, two soldiers from the beautiful country molested two little girls on the land where we grew up. This made me angry. I was obviously the one who took my fancy first. When Was it their turn? So I found a dozen people and beat up the two soldiers. The scene was really miserable!"
"As small-time people, we are still small-time ghosts. Do we need to be polite to a beautiful country?"
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Twenty minutes later, Kishida Shungo was sitting on the sofa, with one foot on the ground and one foot on the stool, like an old gangster, holding a fragrant chicken drumstick in his right hand, his mouth was full of oil while eating, and he was eloquent. gushing.
"Uncle, we still had thousands of soldiers stationed in the beautiful country when we were young, so stop bragging!"
Kishida Masanobu, who was beaten to the side with a bruised nose and face, grinned in pain and said with a last blow.
"Bang!"
Kishida Jungo smashed half of the chicken drumstick on his forehead and shouted angrily: "I'm eating, please don't talk about these disgusting things, okay? Why do I feel that you are more annoying than before?"
Kishida Masanobu covered his forehead with his hands and said with aggrieved face: "Do I still need to say this? Everyone on earth knows it!"
Seeing that Shungo Kishida was about to take action, Zhong Mo quickly stopped him: "Mr. Kishida, then why are you coming to Xiangjiang this time..."
"This, this..."
Who would have thought that Kishida Shungo's expression changed slightly, and he looked around and said, "Isn't it because this bastard Kishida Masanobu has totally ruined the face of our Kishida family? My father specially sent me here to teach this bastard a lesson?"
"Uncle, you won't get into trouble again, will you?"
Kishida Masanobu suddenly raised his head and asked curiously, "Are you so kind?"
"Kishida Masanobu, what do you mean by this? You have caused so much trouble for our family. My father asked me to come over and break your legs to save you from causing trouble in the future!"
Kishida Jungo's eyes widened and he spoke righteously.
"Uncle, you must have gotten into trouble!"
Kishida Masanobu was shocked, jumped up suddenly, rushed in front of Kishida Jungo, and shouted loudly, "Did you hit someone again?"
"Bagaya Road, Kishida Masanobu, you bastard, how could you frame me? I am a very good person!"
"You must have hit a woman!"
"Bagaya Road, I, Shungo Kishida, never hit women, I just hit a few beautiful soldiers of the country!"
Masanobu Kishida's eyes lit up, and he nodded and said: "Oh, dear uncle, it turns out that you have beaten a few more soldiers from the Beautiful Country. Do you have any conflicts with the soldiers from the Beautiful Country? Why do you hit them every now and then?"
Only then did Kishida Shungo wake up.
I have been fooled by this nephew again!
His face turned green and red, he gritted his teeth, raised his right foot, kicked him hard, and said word by word: "If it weren't for you, a bastard, causing trouble, would I have beaten those American soldiers? You are the culprit!"
"Ah? Uncle, what does this have to do with me?"
Kishida Masanobu said with a puzzled look on his face.
"I was drinking in the bar yesterday, who knew..."
Kishida Shungo hung his head and briefly explained what happened.
It turned out that when he was drinking in the bar yesterday, he heard a few American soldiers talking next to him. At first, he didn't take it seriously, but later he heard them talking about the USS Beautiful amphibious assault ship. He said that Xiaorizi was really a sucker. An amphibious assault ship that was about to be scrapped blackmailed Xiaorizi so much money, and also said that Xiaorizi's women were so beautiful and he could sleep with them however he wanted.
When Kishida Shungo heard this, he was furious. He immediately gathered a group of people, beat up those American soldiers, stripped them naked, threw them on the street, and poured a lot of honey on them, attracting countless ants and bees.
Anyway, when he left, he could still hear the screams of those American soldiers.
When the Kishida family heard that he had beaten the American soldiers again and again, they scolded him one by one, and finally gritted their teeth, stomped their feet, and drove him out of the small life, hiding in Hong Kong for a few days.
Everyone didn't expect Kishida Shungo to be so heroic, and they couldn't help but give him a thumbs up and praised him repeatedly: "Awesome!"
"That little bastard named Kishida Shungo, hand over the money for my meat buns quickly, do you hear me?"
But before everyone finished speaking, someone outside shouted loudly with a loudspeaker.