Doctor: It's Reasonable To Perform Surgery On Yourself.

What should I do if I start with a system that kills people every minute and the rewards are all rubbish? Of course it’s the TJ system! Many years later, Cao Shen lamented: I really don't want to be the richest man...

【Food】【No CP】【Daily】【Funny】【Eating well】【Warmth】【Healing】 Traveling through a parallel world, Lin Zhou was accidentally bound to a random food system. A random location every week, random food, and different customers. Selling steamed buns at the entrance of the park, selling preserved egg and lean meat porridge on the top of the mountain, and selling candied haws at the entrance of the school. All the food is mouth-watering and can't be stopped. Just when the endless stream of diners couldn't forget the food on the stalls... "Fuck, where is the boss selling steamed buns?" "I started climbing the mountain in the middle of the night, and I didn't even sleep because I was afraid it would be too late, just for this bowl of porridge! But the boss ran away?" "No, where is the candied haws? It's not windy or rainy, and my child is crying with greed! Where did the candied haws seller go?" However, when all the diners found that whether it was steamed buns or candied haws, it was actually the same boss, but the stall location was never fixed, and the things sold were different every time, but they were all the same mouth-watering... The diners were anxious. "Okay, okay, you're forcing me, right?" "Hello, is this the TV station? How much does it cost to post a missing person notice here?" New book "I'm just a cook, director, please stop making a fuss"

[High-level martial arts + spiritual energy recovery + system + sign-in + summoning + invincibility + decisive killing] Lin Tian traveled to the spiritual energy recovery blue star, awakened the host's invincible system, and summoned the martial saint at the beginning, becoming an extreme martial artist. Unexpectedly, there was a top-notch green plum, Lin Tian was not accommodating, and kicked it away. "I am almost invincible in high-level martial arts, who cares about you, a little green tea." Host invincible system, can sign in and summon. Sign in once a day, the minimum reward is a 1% increase in the current realm, and there are other powerful treasures. Sign in once a month, and the summoned characters will become stronger and stronger as the host's cultivation level increases and the summoning time accumulates. Lin Tian created the organization Tianque, became the Lord of Heaven, and stirred up the situation on the blue star. Top Tianjiao: "I was born in the same era as Lin Tian. I am lucky because I have witnessed what it means to be invincible. But I am also unfortunate. With the existence of Lin Tian, ​​who dares to call himself a Tianjiao..." Top strongmen: "Do you have any way to join Tianque? Being a gatekeeper is fine." The patriarch of the ancient clan, the leader of the Dao Sect, and the lord of the holy land all glared: "If there is such a way, we would have been guarding the gate of Tianque long ago!" Several years later, Lin Tian stood in the highest heaven and earth, overlooking all living beings, with Tianque strongmen behind him. "Invincible exists because of me!"

This book is also called "The Ranchers: The Fall of Hollywood" Traveling back twenty years, he settled in a ranch in Hawaii, USA, where he lived the leisurely daily life of a super-rich man in Silicon Valley, starting a new business in the entertainment industry. Rain or shine, you can trim cows' hooves, deliver coconuts to the 28th pole, pick barnacles from the coastal rocks, and shave wool in the haystacks. There is a blue fishery here, and it is also a paradise for cute pets. Take you to have fun in Hollywood and dominate the global entertainment industry...

“Guokuo, Guoguo, ci… ciguo cake, fragrant…” “Brother, after Qiu’er finishes eating this delicious, golden pancake fruit, can you tell Qiu’er another story?” “Brother, Xia’er has signed up for the singing competition, will you teach Xia’er a song?” “Brother, can you dance folk dances? Chun’er wants to learn…” Zhuang Zhou dreamed of a butterfly, and the butterfly waved its wings gently, changing the wheel of life in suffering, and also changing the sky of Shengyu.

【Funny + high IQ + excellent skills + face-slapping + vest + double strength】CP Jiang Qilan The soul of an international top agent travels to the 18th-tier scum star. Cheng Ling, the cancer of the entertainment industry and the obscure celebrity known as the "Flower of Evil", participated in the variety show "Survival in Desperate Situation" and was ridiculed by the whole network, waiting to see her make a fool of herself. After the filming started, a snake appeared in the wild. The program crew and the audience: Ah ah ah ah ah ah, help! Cheng Ling was overjoyed: Ah! Delicious! The cute little squirrel was holding dried fruits, and other guests: Squirrel, so cute! Cheng Ling stared at the dried fruits: Robbery! The squirrel's storage room was looted. Cheng Ling set a trap to catch a wild rabbit and roasted it to eat. The young man angrily scolded: You actually eat rabbits! Cheng Ling sneered: Stay away from my rabbit, I'm afraid your relics will be roasted out. In the middle of the night, actor Jiang had a fever and was groaning. Cheng Ling threw a sanitary napkin soaked with water on her forehead to cool her down. Guest X (before the show): Who will be eliminated first? It must be Cheng Ling. Guest X (after the show): I was so hungry, and Cheng Ling was eating skewers and singing! … Everyone: … What script did Cheng Ling have? ! ! ! Director: I told you, there is no script! Before the show started, the audience: Cheng Ling's fake face is the flower of evil! [vomit.jpg][explosion.jpg] Get out of the show! After the show started: Director, can you give me more shots of Queen Ling? Thank you. Cheng Ling: Men only affect the speed of my sword drawing. Jiang Qilan: I will help you sharpen the knife. And wrote a paper "The Importance of Knife Sharpening to Speed" overnight

Tired of the urban feasting life. Su Yu quit his job and returned to the countryside. Bind the country live broadcast system. Live the leisurely life in the country every day. Plant flowers, walk dogs, and raise a big white snake. Happy life. But gradually, the audience in the live broadcast room realized that the anchor was unusual. Fight the tiger with your bare hands. Pull down the lightning and strike the wood. Even the live broadcast turned over a bunch of robbers with a fire show. The audience in the live broadcast room: “Anchor, to be honest, are you cultivating immortals behind our back?” Su Yu: “How is it possible? How can the illusory things like Xiuxian really exist? Everyone must believe in science!” Audience: “Then please explain, what happened to your rhubarb and Xiaobai?” Su Yu looked back and found that the big yellow dog raised at home didn’t know when he had learned the art of flying into the sky, and he was riding the clouds in the yard. As for the white snake, it has already begun to lose its skin and grow its dragon horns and limbs. Su Yu: “Ah, trust me, I can definitely explain it with scientific methods!” Audience: “Don’t explain, let’s take a look at the thunderclouds above your head. Du Jie simply said Du Jie, what kind of leather said it is a thunderstorm? The lightning of your thunderstorm is golden?” Su Yu was embarrassed, but you didn’t expect it to be discovered by you. Now that it was seen through, Su Yu didn’t pretend either. Yes, I am a cultivator and I have a showdown! Then, Su Yu, in front of the people all over the world, broke the thunder and ascended in daylight!

Reborn in 2002, Lin Chen, who obtained the King of the Cottage system, was lost in thought. 21 years later, the core technology of mobile phones is still monopolized by foreign countries, and the so-called big domestic brands are just assembly plants! 21 years later, computers are still monopolized by the Weisoft Intel Alliance, domestic CPUs and domestic graphics cards are just a dream! 21 years later, semiconductor chips are still a pain in the hearts of Chinese people, and China still cannot produce mid-to-high-end chips! Twenty-one years later, mid-to-high-end machine tools, precision instruments, industrial robots, materials, and precision sensors are still heavily dependent on imports! Reborn in 2002, Lin Chen, who obtained the King of the Cottage system, gritted his teeth and vowed to change all this, and let certain forces taste the taste of being blocked! PS: 1500 subscriptions for new books by old authors, the quality is guaranteed, welcome to collect and read. through rebirth

The game world, dominated by capital, is overgrown and dirty. The quality of the game is low just to make money, and no matter how many bugs there are, they will never be fixed. Carry out publicity carefully and do after-sales service with your feet. On this day, the account of Zhou Tianhao, who was trying to reach the highest rank in a certain game, was suddenly blocked. I asked customer service and found out that the manufacturer used robot customer service to deal with the problem. If you want to appeal, the final right of interpretation lies with the manufacturer, and your appeal will fail. After trying to unblock it to no avail, he became angry and activated the BUG system. Since then, the game has been full of bugs in his eyes. Every time a bug is announced, game manufacturers need to spend countless efforts to fix it... Countless low-quality games have gone bankrupt as a result, and major game manufacturers are trembling! White Belly Goose Factory: "Please, don't play my games anymore! I will make games well! I won't be an agent anymore!" Pig factory: "I'll give you money and let go of the programmers in our factory. They haven't slept a wink for a month and they're going crazy!" Mi Huyou: "I have recruited a thousand programmers, and I want you to work with me to create the most perfect game in the world!"

In order to avoid being hunted down by the Heavenly Dao, he traveled through time and space and became a variety of scumbags. With a learning space in hand, he is the strongest academic god. ①: A gigolo ②: A solo idol in a boy band ③: A genius doctor ④: A patriotic scientist ⑤: A rich man who was exposed as a fake on the Internet One sentence introduction: Learning makes me happy. Concept: Study hard and make progress every day

When I woke up, I came to a familiar and unfamiliar world. Psionics, supernatural powers, alien beasts, spiritual world, in this unique world, Lin Fei just wants to live his own life leisurely. Psionics and abilities Humans and animals Invasion and resistance Successfully resist or fail to destroy?

This is 1984. This year, Super Mario had not yet been released, Atari was on the verge of bankruptcy, Nintendo was still limited to Japan, and EA and Ubisoft had not yet appeared. One morning this year, Li Ming, a game enthusiast in 2014, woke up from his sleep. He suddenly discovered that he had come to this era and was reborn as a 19-year-old Chinese-American youth from California named Jester. On Li's body. And accompanying him, there is also a game development giant system... Let's see how the protagonist punches Ren Dou, kicks Sega, and kills Sony Game to death at the starting point! "I'm just an ordinary gamer. If there's anything special about me, it's that I love it." - Jester Lee, the greatest game designer in history and winner of the GDC Lifetime Achievement Award.