My Name Is Colani

Li Kang traveled to 2015. With the help of the superstar system, a powerful and aggressive destructive midfielder emerged in European football! The extremely violent long-range shots destroyed the devil's home stadiums in Europe! The U19 team shined in the European Youth Championship. The Bundesliga championship turned the tide. The Champions League defeated the giants. Messi: "..." C Ronaldo: "..." Guardiola: "..." Mourinho: "..." Balotelli: "A bunch of idiots, why are you signing? Li Kang is dumb, not deaf." ... This book is also known as "Silent Leader", "Women Only Affect the Speed ​​of My Kicks", "Li Mingdeng, a Lifelong Fan"

On his 17th birthday, Shen Chi was kicked out by the Shen family. He bought himself an innocent and beautiful virtual girlfriend. From then on, the poor little guy would always get lucky somehow. When he couldn’t afford a computer, he accidentally won a computer worth tens of thousands of dollars. when spending his birthday alone in a rented house he received an expensive adult gift. When the game broadcast platform delayed his wages, it was acquired the next day. Until the double row live, he shyly introduced to the audience. “My girlfriend.” Especially innocent ~ However, a man’s lazy and low voice came from the microphone: “Correction, it’s boyfriend.” * As the future head of the Yan family, Yan Xue Xiao was still studying abroad when he ran into a kid who added the wrong number. He wanted him to stop worrying about making a living. He wanted to let him live with pride and recklessness. He also wants to give the teenager the best thing. Step by step spreading bait circles into his home. The whole world knows the news that Yan Xuexiao returned to power, and the Shen family is no exception. They gritted their teeth and bought valuable ancient and famous paintings to please him, only to find that the teenager the man was holding tenderly – It seems to be the one they abandoned …… Shen Chi. [The young Shen Chi thought he would rot and take root in stagnant water, until he saw the moon in the sky running towards him] The lonely young master was attacked by X step by step

Going back to 2008, Gao Bo became the head coach of Luton Town who was deducted 30 points at the beginning of the season. At the beginning of the season, 30 points were deducted. It is almost a team that is considered to be relegated. Gao Bo used his football knowledge and football card system that he had more than ten years more than others. Under the circumstances that everyone thought it was impossible, it was a miracle. Such a successful upgrade started his legendary journey to become the best coach in the world.

When Lin Yu woke up, he found himself in the world of slam dunk, bound to a ball god development system. With the help of the ball god system, Lin Badminton’s skills improved by leaps and bounds, and soon surpassed the ace of each team. Sakuragi: Lin Yu, how did you make such rapid progress? Can you teach me the secret? Rukawa Kaede: With Lin Yu in Japan, can I still be number one in Japan before going to the United States? Xiandao: In the Xiangbei basketball team, the most difficult person is not Akagi, nor Rukawa Feng, but Lin Yu. Amu: This Lin Yu is too scary, I’m afraid even Zhu Xing is not his opponent. Zebei: Fortunately, he is one level lower than me. Facing him in the same grade, I am afraid I will leave a shadow.

Football as a hobby is pure happiness. Many boys have a football dream when they are young. They have nothing to do with others, but just pursue the joy and satisfaction of galloping…

【Live broadcast + simulated crime + extreme sports + magic + all-round + invincible + cool article】 Chu Chen traveled to a parallel world and found himself a contestant of a simulated crime program! As long as he conducts relevant criminal activities according to the proposition given by the expert group and is not caught, he will have the opportunity to win the billion-dollar grand prize! When the program team gave the proposition: robbery! Seeing that other contestants were either robbing bags or robbing convenience stores, Chu Chen decided to take a different approach and directly chose to imitate extreme thieves, robbed a money transporter, and parachuted through the Swallow Cave! For a while, the whole network was boiling! "I asked you to rob, but you robbed a money transporter?" "What the hell are these eight challenges?" When the program team gave the proposition: theft! Chu Chen chose to use magic to steal the bank vault! When the program team gave the proposition: serial killer! Chu Chen directly transformed into Saw Shock to let people understand the true meaning of life! Watching Chu Chen's various imaginative criminal methods in the program, the program team panicked, and the whole world was shocked! "If he is a real criminal, the consequences will be disastrous!" - Chinese detective Li Changyu "A unique and peerless gangster, the most imaginative criminal genius in history!" - "Time" cover character "The eight extreme challenges he proposed, no one has been able to complete until now!" - People's Education Press history textbook, page 32, paragraph 1

An accident brought the talented basketball player Qin Hao’s basketball career to an abrupt end, but when he woke up that day, he found that he was fifteen years old. Qin Hao, who is starting all over again, has greater ambitions. This time he not only wants to become an NBA player, but also to become a basketball myth, a super guard! (A new generation of speed king, terrifying scoring machine, court magician, hoop finisher, orient whirlwind sweeping the NBA… he is Qin Hao!)

This is a story about the pursuit of victory. – “I subscribe only to the theory of victory. I only pursue victory. As long as I am able to obtain victory, I don’t care if it’s total football or counterattack. What is the ultimate goal of professional soccer? In my opinion, it is victory, and the pinnacle of victory is to become the champions. I am a manager. If I don’t wish to lose my job or be forgotten by the people, there’s only one path for me to take, and that is to lead the team in obtaining victories, in obtaining championship titles!” The main character was not well-liked by people. – “…We conducted a survey which had been deemed by Manager Tony Twain as extremely meaningless. In a random street survey conducted, ninety-three percent of those surveyed chose the option ‘I hate Tony Twain’, while only seven percent chose the option ‘This person is rather decent, I like him’. It is worth noting that nobody chose the option ‘Who is Tony Twain? I don’t know him’. Mark, do you know why Manager Twain felt that our survey was very meaningless?” Parker, a reporter from laughed loudly and said when he was being interviewed by BBC. But there were also people who were madly in love with him. – “…Became the spokesperson of world-wide famous clothing brands, shot advertisements, frequented the fashion industry’s award ceremonies, endorsed electronic games, has a supermodel girlfriend. His earnings from advertisements exceed his club salary by seventeen times, owns a special column in various print medias, publishing his autobiography (in progress), and is even said that he is planning to shoot an inspirational film based off his own person experiences! Who can tell me which part of his life experiences is worthy of being called ‘inspirational’? Hold on….Are you all thinking that I’m referring to David Beckham? You’re sorely mistaken! I’m talking about Manager Tony Twain….” He was very knowledgeable about Chinese soccer. – “…I’ve heard about it, that Bora gifted four books to his manager Mr. Zhu before your country’s national team’s warm up match. After which, the team lost 1:3 to a nameless American team from Major League Soccer. The new excuse that Mr. Zhu gave for losing the match, was that Bora gifted ‘books’ (‘books’ and ‘lose’ are homophones in the Chinese language). Here, I recommend that you guys find out what that one specific book is. Which book? Of course the one that caused you all to score a goal. After that, tell me the title of the book. Before every match, I will gift ten copies of that same book to you. In that case, won’t you all be able to get a triumphant 10:0 win over your opponents every time?” An excerpt taken from Tony Twain’s special column in a certain famous Chinese sports newspaper.

In the spring of 2006, Stanford’s backup guard Li Zhen, who was about to be laid off, woke up in thunder. A voice sounded in his head: “There are too many basketball players in this world who squander the gift of God. As long as you work hard enough, I will punish evil and promote good, and help you grab their talent.” “Every action done to hurt you will be punished, and you will get the talent of the perpetrator.” “And … if someone loves you unreservedly, you will also promote …” “You are the real natural choice.” “You will be the god of basketball beyond that old rogue.”

Trade with thousands of NBA players in parallel planes! Iverson: “Boy, I am wearing flowers and butterflies, and I will give you 20% off!” Olajuwon: “Boy, I see your bones are clear, this fantasy dance step is for you!” Rick Barry: “Well, my urinal…would you like…no money, free…” A big black: “Big brother, you can’t use these stunts if you buy them, but I have a physical talent, you know…”

Reporter: May I ask Mr. Scolari, if Quaresma and Cristiano Ronaldo fell into the water at the same time, who would you save first? Scolari: Of course, save Quaresma first, because Ronaldo will tightly hug Quaresma’s thigh, and he will follow, although I think Quaresma may kick him again and again. Go on… Quaresma said that he really only wants to play quietly, take the championship quietly, and quietly become the first person in the world football, but there are always a group of teasers around to prevent him from playing well. . I am also helpless!

He is a cunning fox, he is a brave lion, he is a shrewd barbarian who suddenly rushed into the basketball world, he is the new monarch of the old dynasty in the east, he is the basketball emperor who stepped on the old era to open the new century, he is the NBA Attila, he is the whip in the hands of God. He is Fox Leon, the whip of the gods in basketball.