Chapter 181 I'll Fart Every Day and Make You Burst

In the early morning, the sun shines through the ancient alleys.

Sprinkled on the bustling food street.

This is the oldest and most popular snack street in Beijing, with century-old shops everywhere.

There are all kinds of snack stalls on both sides of the street, dazzling...

Lin Xuan yawned and followed the two sisters.

Eating the snacks that the sisters left over, which were unpalatable and not delicious.

Don't feel wronged.

Anyone who has been a boyfriend knows that this is basic operation.

He also has to act as a bodyguard and protect the two women in his arms.

"Wow, when did a bean juice shop open here?"

Mu Qingtian exclaimed and rolled her eyes.

On her exquisite and beautiful face, there were all kinds of disdain and contempt.

Lin Xuan and Mu Qingyan also frowned when they saw this bean juice shop.

As authentic old Beijingers.

They really want to tell their friends in other provinces and cities.

Although the drink of bean juice smells sour and smelly.

But as long as you take a sip and taste it carefully, you will find it.

It is sour and smelly!

In Lin Xuan's impression, the most correct way to drink douzhi.

A bowl of douzhi, with fried dough sticks, or sesame cakes, and a plate of pickles.

Then you put these things together... and throw them all into the trash can!

Is it so scary?

What Lin Xuan remembers most is that he was tricked by his father to drink douzhi.

In the end, he spent 903 yuan for that bowl.

Why is it so expensive?

Douzhi was 3 yuan back then, and he had to pay 900 yuan to the person opposite him after he sprayed it.

Lin Dong tricked his son into drinking douzhi, and Lin Xuan cheated his father out of 900 yuan.

It perfectly interprets the father's kindness and filial piety.

Since then, Lin Xuan has kept his distance from douzhi and would never touch it.

Isn't there a saying: The reason why people still sell douzhi in the old capital is that outsiders don't believe in it.

The favorite thing for people in Beijing is to sit on a small bench nearby.

Watching outsiders spray douzhi!

"Luzhu, Luzhu, I want to eat."

Mu Qingtian's eyes lit up, and she pulled her brother and sister to the Luzhu stall.

The Beijing Luzhu and fire-baked bread are indeed unique, but they are suitable for people with heavy tastes.

If you have a light taste, please bypass it, you will feel that the soup is salty, the juice is strong, and there is a smell of food.

Lin Xuan ordered three bowls of Luzhu and fire-baked bread.

He didn't expect that Mu Qingyan could also eat a few bites.

The three siblings ate happily, but they became a landscape.

This is all because of their high looks.

When the three siblings walked out of the snack street, they were already full.

Mu Qingtian was so full that she couldn't walk.

Lin Xuan was really curious sometimes.

The two sisters eat a lot every day, but they don't get fat, and the meat grows where it should grow.

Big breasts, long legs, hips, thin waist...you don't have to look at the face.

Just with this perfect and domineering figure, standing in the crowd.

It's like an attractive scenery, attracting frequent peeks from men around.

"Can I go home now?"

Lin Xuan glared at Mu Qingtian, "I don't know what's wrong with you today. You're so lazy that you can't even move your butt on weekdays. How can someone who likes to stay in bed come out to the snack street?"

"You're so annoying. I'm not going home, I'm going shopping."

Mu Qingtian punched her brother, "You're so tired!"

Lin Xuan:＿|￣|●

He almost fell to his knees. He doesn't have martial ethics, right?

I feel that shopping with girls is more tiring than solving a case.

I turn on the pedometer and walk for a day. If I don't walk five kilometers, I lose.

Is five kilometers scary?

Not really.

You have to walk and stop, stop and walk.

Not only walk, but also stand and carry a bag.

You can tire the dog legs out.

Every boy who has accompanied his girlfriend shopping has a trick in his mind!

...

The three siblings went shopping, ate, and watched movies.

In the blink of an eye, a day passed.

Night fell, and thousands of lights were on.

Lin Xuan carried Mu Qingtian on his back, with a large bag in his left hand.

Holding Mu Qingyan's hand with his right hand, they walked towards the door step by step.

The two sisters' faces were filled with happy and sweet smiles.

Seeing them smile, Lin Xuan also smiled.

Sometimes it feels that a man's life is quite simple.

Work hard to make money to support the family, make parents happy, and make wife and children laugh.

It seems that it doesn't matter if it's a little bit hard or tiring!

Walk into the door.

"Come down quickly." Mu Qingyan rolled her eyes at her sister.

Mu Qingtian jumped off Lin Xuan and stretched her feet in front of her brother, "Take off your shoes."

"Take them off yourself."

Mu Qingyan slapped her sister's little butt.

"Let your brother take them off." Mu Qingtian acted like a spoiled child.

Lin Xuan sighed, squatted down, and took off her sister's shoes.

Her little feet were exposed, and she took the slippers and put them on.

Mu Qingtian was very happy and ran away with her buttocks twisted.

Lin Xuan and Mu Qingyan smiled and shook their heads.

Mu Qingyan also squatted down and helped her brother take off his shoes.

She served him like Lin Xuan served his sister.

What made a phoenix do this?

Lin Xuan imitated what Mu Qingtian had asked him before and asked with a smile, "Is it love, responsibility, or like?"

"..."

Mu Qingyan's beautiful eyes turned slightly and threw a sanitary eye, "I owed you in my last life."

Lin Xuan's expression froze.

He said this to Mu Qingtian.

Do you remember the secret kiss with Mu Qingtian?

Mu Qingyan also knew.

These two sisters have no secrets at all, and they tell everything?

Lin Xuan's scalp gradually began to numb, and he thought of some terrible things.

Mu Qingtian likes to communicate with his brother recently.

Did the little pervert tell her sister that she learned to eat children?

Is it possible that the details were discussed with her sister?

Are all girls so dirty... Lin Xuan was a little panicked.

"Why is your face so pale?"

Mu Qingyan looked at her brother in surprise.

"This is normal."

Lin Xuan pretended to be calm, "I am originally a shy, shy, introverted, innocent and beautiful boy with a bit of social fear!"

"I see it."

Mu Qingyan nodded and smiled, "You don't want any face at all!"

Nonsense, pretending is only for a moment, being shameless is eternity... Lin Xuan walked to the living room.

He lay down on his back and rested his head on Mu Qingtian's legs.

Watching his sister helping him burn cigars.

He took a sip, bent down, and kissed his brother on the mouth.

Parted lips.

Lin Xuan blew out a puff of smoke.

These imported cigars are good!

"Sister, are you good to you?"

Mu Qingtian's peach blossom eyes were moist and sparkling, as if they were brushed.

"Yeah." Lin Xuan nodded.

"Then you must obey your sister's words from now on."

Mu Qingtian started her career of painting cakes again, her tone was seductive and charming, and it was very sugary, "From now on, you can only show your abs to your sister, and you can only tell your love words to your sister, and you only have your sister as a handle." People can control it, do you hear me?”

Is this handle serious? Lin Xuan looked at his waist.

I don’t know if my brother will agree.

So embarrassing!

"What, don't you want to hear it?"

Mu Qingtian stretched out her hand to strangle her brother's neck and threatened fiercely, "If you dare not listen to my sister, I will put your photo in my pants and I will fart on you every day."

Lin Xuan:......

Is it so scary?

Then don’t put it upside down, it won’t be good if you put the photo in the front!