Chapter 154 Lin Xuan, I Will Kill You

After taking a shower, he lay on the bed.

Lin Xuan's drunkenness was much relieved.

Mu Qingtian climbed onto the bed in her pajamas with a step that didn't recognize any relatives, and pushed him, "Get out of the way, move aside."

Lin Xuan: ...

Damn, is this my room?

Then she moved to the side.

"Hmm?"

Mu Qingtian looked at him with a glare.

I'm already hard, what else do you want... Lin Xuan had a question mark on his forehead.

"Hold me." Mu Qingtian pouted.

"What are you angry about?"

Lin Xuan stretched out his arms and hugged her in his arms.

Wasn't she fine when he was taking a shower just now?

"Don't ask about women's affairs."

However, Mu Qingtian changed her face as soon as she said it, and put on a pitiful expression in a blink of an eye, "Your Majesty, there are always villains who want to harm me, do you dare to beat her?"

Women's affairs... Lin Xuan was shocked, "Having a quarrel with your sister?"

"Ask you a question."

Mu Qingtian looked at him with a pair of peach blossom eyes.

Lin Xuan's scalp numbed, "Don't ask, I've loved you!"

"Haha..."

Mu Qingtian was amused and pinched his neck, "Who asked you this? I'm asking you, if only one of me and my sister can marry you, who would you choose?"

It was really a damn life-threatening question... Lin Xuan smelled strong resentment and anger, and sweat broke out on his forehead, "This... Oh, I'm drunk and so sleepy."

"Kill you, you bastard."

Mu Qingtian bit his neck.

"What if you..."

Lin Xuan was weak, "Would you like to be the boss or the little one?"

"I'm a very traditional girl."

Mu Qingtian's charming eyes were moist, her beautiful face was close at hand, and her breath was as fragrant as orchid.

"I can see it."

Lin Xuan's mouth twitched, "I can tell at a glance that you are not the kind of person who will destroy other people's families."

"Yes, how could I destroy it, if you and your sister don't mind..."

Mu Qingtian leaned on her brother's arms like a little bird, and said delicately, "I am willing to be a mistress!"

Lin Xuan: (￣ω￣;)

Traditional girls = can be mistresses?

I have little education, so I need to organize my language.

But in my heart, I feel inexplicably distressed.

Did she do it on purpose... Lin Xuan hugged her tightly, "Did you quarrel because of this?"

"Yes."

Mu Qingtian acted pitifully, "She said she wanted to call you brother-in-law in the future, so she beat me up."

Fuck, she played so perverted... Lin Xuan was dumbfounded.

He is a pervert, but he thinks that little slut is perverted.

Who else should I beat if not you?

"Don't you like it?"

Mu Qingtian's charming face came closer, "But why do I feel like you're about to burst with joy?"

This is not the bus to the kindergarten, I want to get off... Lin Xuan felt guilty, "Absolutely impossible, I'm not that kind of person."

"Then what do you like people to call you?"

Mu Qingtian's eyes flickered, very seductive, "Call you brother, or stinky baby, or... brother?"

Lin Xuan pretended to be disdainful and said something against his will, "All is fine."

"Hehe!"

Mu Qingtian sneered with charming eyes, pursed her warm lips, and rolled her eyes charmingly, "Or... dad?"

Hiss... Lin Xuan took a breath of cold air.

A harmonious society is for people to speak cautiously.

It's not for you to compete on which track is more perverted!

"Oh, brother seems to like it very much?"

Mu Qingtian's pretty face just raised a smile, and suddenly became fierce, "Dream on, there are everything in dreams."

How can there be such a mean-mouthed woman in the world... Lin Xuan pouted.

I really want to sleep with her!

"I'm very angry now."

Mu Qingtian huffed, "Come on to me."

Lin Xuan was tired, "Then I'll bark like a dog to make you happy, okay?"

"Yeah."

Mu Qingtian pecked his head affectionately.

"Yeah." Lin Xuan responded.

"What?" Mu Qingtian was stunned.

"What?" Lin Xuan imitated her.

"Are you imitating me?" Mu Qingtian was puzzled.

"Didn't I just say that."

Lin Xuan bared his teeth, "I'm barking like a dog to make you happy."

"Ah, you dog, you're trying to trick your sister again."

Mu Qingtian yelled and laughed.

She jumped up and stepped on her brother with her feet.

Look, isn't she laughing happily?

Lin Xuan let her step on him.

"I said you were wrong."

Tired of beating, Mu Qingtian hugged her brother's waist, pretending to be aggrieved and humiliated, "You never know how to coax your sister well, and you don't even know how to call your baby."

"I'm not calling, it's for your own good." Lin Xuan held back his laughter.

Mu Qingtian: ? ? ?

What does it mean?

"Do you know how many strokes the word treasure has?"

Lin Xuan was serious.

"This..."

Mu Qingtian bent her green jade fingers, and practiced with full efficiency, "Eight strokes?"

"Ah!"

Lin Xuan nodded, "My eldest daughter is so good."

Mu Qingtian: (╬▔︵▔)

Eight strokes = Daddy = Daddy?

"Ah!"

Mu Qingtian started a new round of beating up her brother, screaming, "You are sick, you are really a pervert."

See, she loves me more...Lin Xuan laughed with his head in his hands.

I really understand love!

"You just know how to make me angry."

Mu Qingtian completely lost her strength and fell into his arms, feeling wronged.

"Okay, okay."

Lin Xuan diligently massaged her sister's shoulders and reflected on himself, "Then I'll tell you a story."

"Let it go."

Mu Qingtian pouted, she is always a flexible woman.

"Do you believe there are dragons in this world?"

Lin Xuan pretended to be profound.

Mu Qingtian looked at her brother as if she saw a flying saucer, "Do you believe it?"

"Yes, I do."

Lin Xuan's expression was serious, "I am."

Mu Qingtian: (￣□￣)

Is this brother a little sick?

"I still remember when I was a child, my mother called me to eat."

Lin Xuan was proud, "I was playing a handheld game console at the time, pretending not to hear. After my mother called several times, she pushed open my door and asked me seriously... Are you a dragon?"

"Puff!"

Mu Qingtian snorted, "You dragon, are you sure you are not deaf?"

"Same." Lin Xuan laughed.

Like a god... Mu Qingtian rolled her eyes, "Shameless."

"Then I'll ask you a question too."

Lin Xuan teased her, "According to a survey, 95% of girls have watched wife movies, and even like to watch them more than boys. What do you think?"

"Oh, I'm not that kind of girl."

Mu Qingtian pretended to be bland, blinked, and said shyly, "I'm the remaining 5%."

"Really?"

Lin Xuan laughed, "According to a survey, the remaining 5% of girls have imitated it!"

Mu Qingtian: (⊙_⊙)

"Hahahaha..."

Lin Xuan laughed out loud.

"Lin Xuan, I'll kill you!"

Mu Qingtian jumped up and punched and kicked wildly.

Witch, how dare you suck me...Lin Xuan hugged the runaway little bitch and kissed her.

Tonight will be a sleepless night after all.

Although it can't be put into practice.

But I can teach my sister to learn an idiom.

A cunning rabbit has three burrows.

Because Mu Qingtian, the king of mouth cannons, knows it.

A cunning rabbit has three burrows, so you don’t need to use a rabbit as a burrower!