Chapter 147
Isn’t this what Director Li said about uniting the deputy director’s circle? After Xu Damao calmed down, he decided to set up a table in the name of Director Li to unite everyone.
First, it was done to show to Director Li. The second is to let these deputy directors relax their vigilance so that they can find an opportunity to kill them with one strike.
Putting all conditions aside, Xu Damao will definitely be able to do well without encountering any plot kills!
The four words "humanity and sophistication" were played thoroughly by Xu Damao!
In this regard, Xu Damao definitely has a thermos hanging on the back of his butt ~ a water bottle (flat)!
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"Director He, Director He! There will be a reception in the canteen tonight. There are ten dishes, eight meat and two vegetarian dishes. Please place the order!"
"Director Li's? Didn't you just finish the reception yesterday? This is not Director Li's habit!"
"Oh, I heard that it was Xu Damao who invited us in the name of Director Li! Who knows!"
"This grandson! When he comes to power, he will learn to take advantage of the people's wealth!"
Deputy Director Qian...
Only you can say this!
Of course, now under the guidance of He Yuliang, He Yuzhu is not far behind in running the canteen like an iron barrel!
He Yuzhu just drinks tea and chats every day. When he is busy, there is only one table in the small canteen, and there is a nest of disciples in the big canteen!
As long as they are similar, they are all He Yuzhu's apprentices and non-staff apprentices. They don't kowtow and just teach two hands.
Don't look at such a mere two hands, there is only one sentence - it is fake to pass on thousands of books, but it is true to pass on one sentence.
After giving this advice, the food cooked in a big pot will not taste the same as it originally did!
Moreover, He Yuzhu didn't just give a few pointers, there were real people like MCA behind him!
Learn slowly, endure slowly, and you will eventually catch He Yuzhu's eye. When the time comes, you will become a disciple. How glorious will that be?
Just like He Yuzhu, from an uneducated cook to the current canteen director, this is so inspiring.
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He Yuzhu came out with the order in his hand: "Ma Hua, go and get the dishes on the order. There will be a reception tonight."
"Okay!" Ma Hua walked towards the small warehouse under the envious eyes of everyone.
"What are you looking at? If you work hard, you will have a chance!"
Seeing everyone watching with envy as Ma Hua took the list to get the ingredients, He Yuzhu said.
Although there are more people available now, He Yuzhu is still used to using the stroke of Ma Hua ~ He Yuzhu. Although now there are fewer typos after Ran Qiuye's teaching, but only Ma Hua can recognize the dog crawling look.
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In the evening, He Yuzhu prepared a large table of dishes according to time. Liu Lan and a kitchen worker were busy serving the dishes. Ma Hua helped by frying some simpler ones for He Yuzhu to comment on...
There are only two dishes left, a stewed fish and a green vegetable.
He Yuzhu was guiding Ma Hua from the side: "This fish stew must be cleaned up first. There should be no blood. You can do this.
The second thing is to fry it. When stewing, don’t cover the pot..."
"Silly, stupid pillar!"
When He Yuzhu turned around, it turned out to be Xu Damao, who was half drunk, and put the spoon in his hand on the table.
"What's the matter? Silly Damao, there's not enough room for you in the workshop, so you're causing trouble in the kitchen behind us? Do you dare to do something wrong for me? You see, I'm used to you but I'm not used to you. I'm the director now, that's right!"
When Xu Damao heard this, he became angry: "Aren't you also a stupid cook who waits for others?
You really treat yourself as a dish..."
"I don't. I treat you like a dish, and I treat you like a cucumber. I mean, you are more or less unworthy of being photographed!"
"Silly Zhu, do you think I dare not arrest you? Do you believe that I will let you into the dark room right now?
Even though you are a canteen director, don't think about it, what rights do you have? In this one-third of an acre of land in your kitchen, you are just a decoration!
It’s true that I am the deputy director, but what is my status in the factory? Silly Zhu, I advise you to recognize the situation clearly..."
"Grandson, are you done? What did you just call me? Can you say it again? I don't know whether you will arrest me or not, but believe it or not, if you call me Silly Zhu again, I will let you go to the infirmary. To get teeth?"
Chapter 202 Xu Damao’s inner madness
When Xu Damao came to the kitchen to trouble He Yuzhu, Liu Lan saw that he was afraid of something happening, so he hurriedly went to find Director Li!
Xu Damao was quite depressed today. He had ruined his reputation (reputation? Do you still have that thing?) and prepared a table full of food. As a result, the deputy directors all ridiculed him.
Every sentence sounds like a compliment, but if you think about it carefully, none of them are flattering!
Especially Deputy Director Nie, holding a wine glass, brought up Xu Damao's past: "Director Li, do you still remember?
We were drinking at that time, and Deputy Director Xu did not miss our food. Today I am borrowing money from you, and we will see the money back!
Just for this reason, Director Li, do you want to take the lead and lead us to honor you as a deputy director? "
"Hahaha, yes! Yes! Yes! This should be the case! We are all comrades in the trenches and unite as one. This can make me worry-free!
Now that I have peace of mind, I can better devote myself to the work of our steel rolling mill! Xu Damao, come..."
At this time, Deputy Director Nie spoke again: "Eh? That's right! I wonder if Deputy Director Xu still drinks according to the rules of one big, three small, two, five, ten?
Hahaha! Just kidding, just kidding, Deputy Director Xu has become Deputy Director Xu. If you don’t say it’s a big deal, then it’s a small one. Naturally, you can’t be one big and three small!
Just kidding, liven up the atmosphere, Deputy Director Xu, don’t take it seriously, drink, drink, let’s drink!
Let me give the deputy director a drink first! This is an apology for the joke just now! This wine table is all about talking and laughing, it’s not too small or lively, right? Deputy Director Xu? "
Xu Damao...
I am making fun of your second uncle!
What can i say? You are here to suffer a big injustice, and I am here to pay for your scolding!
Xu Damao felt a little suspicious of his neighbor stealing an axe! Anyone who says something will break it open and savor it carefully.
This one said: "Deputy Director Xie, I heard that you have another grandson? Congratulations! However, you don't even say hello, isn't there something wrong?"
Deputy Director Xie is retiring soon. He has a head of white hair and is the only working director in the Deputy Director’s Office!
It's just that this person is just a retired person who doesn't talk about it and pretends to be deaf and dumb.
"Oh, it's the eldest child of our family. He has never been with me, so it's not a big deal. Besides, it's a courtesy! I'm afraid he can't afford it.
Over the years, I have given birth to a lot of babies, one on the left and the other on the right. I am an old man who still needs to make a living, and I have no future! If you don’t talk about him, don’t talk about him! "
"Hey, Deputy Director Xie, you can't say that. Having more children and grandchildren means more blessings and longevity! Otherwise, what's the point of a husband and wife staring at each other? Even eating meat every day is meaningless!"
"That's it! That's it!"
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Xu Damao couldn't connect with what he said. Not every sentence was about him, but if you think about it carefully, every sentence seemed to be about him.
But Director Li is here and cannot have an attack. Xu Damao has to keep these in mind. Sooner or later, you will pay the price for this!
This kind of wine makes people drunk easily, and makes people get drunk more easily when they are angry. Xu Damao was already drunk before he finished serving the dishes.
Xu Damao drank a glass of wine and said with a smile: "Director Li, deputy directors, I'll excuse you for a moment while you drink first."
Xu Damao got up and went to the toilet. He walked out of the cafeteria to go to the toilet and happened to pass by the kitchen.
Xu Damao looked at He Yuzhu who was sitting on a chair, teaching his disciples in a grand manner, and Ma Hua was obedient next to him. Xu Damao's mood exploded at that moment!
Why? Why? Why do people compliment you when you are a bad cook? I am a deputy director and people are sarcastic to me?
How come you, an illiterate man, marry a wife who is a learned and educated teacher, while I, an educated young man with a high school education, marry a country girl who can't even express herself in words?
Why did my son have a miscarriage? Why do you have a brother who is an instructor...
The more Xu Damao thought about it, the more unbalanced he felt. If Xu Damao was not so impulsive normally, he would definitely be the kind of LYP who had planned everything, it would be best to take out himself and then shoot his opponent to death!
It's just that this time Xu Damao was stimulated by the sight in front of him and the words at the banquet. He got drunk and went up...
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"What's wrong? Deputy Director Xu, I personally invited Director He back. Do you want to go against me?"
Director Li is here!
Xu Damao broke into a cold sweat when he heard Director Li's voice behind him!
I woke up all of a sudden!
No more calm today! Xu Damao hurriedly ran over: "No, no! How dare I, Director Li, you don't know, Silly Zhu and I are incompatible. We have been used to fighting since childhood..."
"Hahaha! I don't care how incompatible you are, but don't bring your emotions at home to work! This kind of emotion, otherwise..."
"No, no! Absolutely not! Director Li, I haven't gone to the toilet yet, I'll go there first!"
Xu Damao started to use urine to escape!
Director Li nodded, Xu Damao got the approval and left immediately!
Director Li looked at Xu Damao who was running away in embarrassment, and came to He Yuzhu with a smile~
"He Yuzhu, how are you? Am I interesting enough?"
"Enough! Enough! Absolutely enough!"
"It will be served in a moment, I want to toast you!"
"Don't! Don't! Don't! Where am I going? I'm just a cook. You promoted me to this position.
In fact, I understand it in my heart! To be honest, you are the most righteous official I have ever seen in my life. "
"I like hearing this! Come on, then you get busy first!"
"Okay, drink well!"
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Seeing that Director Li was supporting He Yuzhu, Xu Damao felt even more unbalanced!
Okay, Wu, I will charge into battle for you, not to mention life and death, come and go in the wind and rain.
Wen, I will write a speech for you, and I will stay up half the night, lighting up the lamp and burning oil, looking up books and information. You won a lot of money, but I am unknown!