How Can One Become An Immortal If One Is So Lazy?

"Father, are you looking for me?" Xiao Yan stood at the door of the reception hall and looked at his father. Xiao Zhan was about to speak, but Nalan Yanran suddenly stood up from her seat and looked at Xiao Yan in astonishment. "You...you are Xiao Yan?!" "Who are you?" Xiao Yan looked at this familiar girl, pinched his chin and thought for a moment, and then pointed at her with sudden realization. "Little foodie!!!" "Who is little foodie?!" Hearing Xiao Yan's address to her, Nalan Yanran's face instantly turned red, full of shame and anger. And this scene, whether in the reception hall or outside the reception hall, everyone was dumbfounded. Look at this look...these two young people know each other? Just when everyone was in doubt, the blush on Nalan Yanran's face subsided, her face became extremely serious, turned to look at Xiao Zhan, clasped her hands and said firmly. "Uncle! Yanran came here today for only one purpose!" Hearing Nalan Yanran speak, Ge Ye immediately reacted and waved to the servants, ready to present the elixir prepared in advance for apology, and was also ready to speak to save the situation at any time. But Nalan Yanran's next words made him suddenly stunned. "I hope to marry into the Xiao family immediately! Right now!" ? ? ? At this moment, the entire reception hall was silent, and Ge Ye's face was full of question marks, looking at Nalan Yanran in a daze. Young master? Aren't we here to cancel the engagement? How did it become a marriage? ? ?

Yu Jinli was a koi fish who had practiced for a thousand years. (Translator’s note: The two Chinese characters “Jin Li” in the name sounds similar to the two Chinese characters for koi fish. ‘Jinli’ is now a symbol of luck in internet slang.) He had taken the shape of a human being recently with the ability to predict fortune and change luck. He was supposed to be a popular Mr. Lucky but who could have thought that… “Sir, your forehead is covered by gloomy air. I’m afraid there is a looming threat of fatal disaster waiting for you…” Yu Jinli said with all seriousness. All of a sudden, a big flower pot descended from above and hit that man directly on the head. “Buddy, the top of your head is green. I’m afraid that…” Before Yu Jinli finished, the young man opposite him received a call and headed to a hotel nearby to catch his girlfriend in the act of adultery. “Brother, you…” Everyone cried: Lord General, please take good care of your wife and don’t let him throw curses around… TAT Yu Jinli felt frustrated: Obviously, I’m warning them with a good intention. The nationally acknowledged most perfect man, the young general: Dear, don’t get upset because of those shortsighted men. Come home with me and I’ll make you chestnuts roasted with brown sugar. (Translator’s note: The Chinese character for chestnut is the same as the Chinese character “Li” in “Yu Jinli”) Those “shortsighted” men: …

Previously one of the ten greatest Martial Emperor, Gu Feiyang somehow died near the mountains of Heaven Wave. Fifteen years later, Gu Feiyang crossed through the cycle of rebirth. He was back! But this time, he was in the body of Li Yunxiao. Since then, Li Yunxiao started a treacherous journey. The world is in turmoil once more!

Gu Yi: "There is actually purer darkness than Domama!" Odin: "Why does he always say that he is a monkey? You have to make a scene in the Heavenly Palace!" Thor: "Please let me go! I really can't grow wings!" Purple potato essence: "According to his plan, we can definitely change the universe this time!" Jin Ping: "I'm not the godfather. He is the godfather!" Iron Man: "I'm not a god, he is a god!" Only he can save the world!" Dr. Strange: "I have traveled to the future. Only when he stands with us can we win!" Nick Fury: "S.H.E.L.L.D. agents can do everything for the task, Black Widow. This task is up to you!" Black Widow: "!" Professor X: "I was just a disabled person in a wheelchair. After reading his heart, I directly became cerebral palsy!" This is a crazy story of a protagonist who suffers from mental illness but does not know in the Marvel Universe! ...

(Ultraman fan) (imaginative) (logical and reasonable) Chen Yu accidentally started a game called "Ultra Fighting Evolution" and was brought into the world of game copies. [Copy Name: Devil’s Judgment! 】 [Copy Difficulty: Advanced! 】 [Copy description: There is a deviation in the trajectory of the world. Ultraman Tiga was defeated by the Kirialodians and cannot reappear. The devil is about to come, and the earth will be ruled by the god Kirialod! 】 [Dungeon Mission: Prevent the Gate of Hell from opening and God Kirialod from coming to Earth! 】 When Chen Yu discovered that he was still an ordinary human after entering the game copy, he decided to give it a try! "God Kyriarod, right! I'll wake up Gatanjeal right now!"

Gao Sung was reborn in the world of Conan and became a confused detective. A detective agency inherited from his grandfather was facing closure. After binding the detective card system, in order to revitalize the detective agency to become the world’s number one detective, he began to work hard in Tokyo… … This is a story of a detective agency in Conan World with a wooden sword Toyako… “Excluding all the impossible, the remaining one is a fact even if it is unthinkable.” Kosei Joto, a modern left-character detective, a genius in kendo with a silver soul, full of talent in kendo, but a reasoning idiot. In order to become a true detective, I have to work harder… (No one can guess the heroine)

Traveling through a world where immortality and martial arts coexist, Qiao Mu can be constantly resurrected. Every time he is killed, he will be resurrected at the expense of his age, but his martial arts skills also become deeper with age. The older you die, the older you get, and the older you get, the stronger you become. The more heroic your death, the stronger you will be after your resurrection. So he changed his tricks to seek death, and infiltrated wherever there was danger. The enemy was horrified to find that just after beating the younger ones, another older one came, endlessly. A legend about an untouchable immortal family began to spread in the world. "The Qiao family is full of loyal and loyal people. They have been martyrs for generations. Every generation hates evil as much as hatred. They value justice over life and death. They dare to be the first in the world!" "My son died on the battlefield, and my father with white hair continues to fight on the battlefield. It's admirable and admirable!" "In the past, the Qiao family members died defending me from gunfire. Today, I will never sit back and watch his old father become miserable in his later years." "The descendants of the Qiao family brazenly entered the palace to assassinate the Hunjun and failed, and died. The Hunjun is confused. The Qiao family's reclusive thousand-year-old monster is about to be born!" "The sacred immortal Buddha has returned? But why do the immortals and gods even call the Qiao family's ancestors their ancestors? How many ancestors are there in the Qiao family, and where did they come from?" After countless deaths, Qiao Mu suddenly looked back and realized that he had died and became the co-ancestor of the human race who was tens of millions of years old and had as much power as the ocean.

[Game City + Plug-in Selection + Invincible + Funny and Unserious + The Protagonist Has No Bottom Line, Even More Villainous Than the Villain, No Virgin Mary Allowed] Cartridge World, Escape Data, Fantasy Dark Realm, E-sports Players... Lin Tian traveled through the game city, where games became the theme of competition all over the world. The universal currency is game points, and status and power are determined by the rank level, Extraordinary abilities, treasures, exotic pets, mercenaries and servants... Everything can be obtained by entering the game cartridge world! After traveling here, Lin Tian, ​​who only wanted to play games seriously, was forced to become a cheating player. [Host is detected to have entered the cassette world: Plants vs. Zombies] [The system is allocating game plug-ins, please choose from the following three plug-ins] [1. Unlimited sunlight: You can plant plants at will] [2. Hundred-fold drop: The probability of dropping plant cards is increased by 100 times] [3. Plant transformation: You can consume sunlight to transform plants] "Brother Tongzi, can you not choose it?" [System: No, Brother Suzi, I have performance requirements here] When e-sports players tear their faces apart to fight for resources... When major forces start wars and kill each other... Lin Tian stood at the highest point and suddenly realized that In this huge game city, I was the only one who was simply enjoying the happiness brought by the game.

What should she do if she transmigrates into a cannon fodder? The first thing she will do will be to happily repay all the debt owed to the original body. She will enjoy living in the present rather than worry about the future since this is her second chance at life. Max-leveled bosses suddenly make a comeback at the last minute! 【My fiancé falls in love with the housekeeper’s daughter? What about me? Well, I naturally have my own small wolfdog coax me until I’m happy!】 【So what if the abandoned wife of a wealthy man is ridiculed by the whole network? How shallow! I came from a rich and powerful family too!】 【An idol fan has accidentally taken in the wrong idol. It’s fine, she will just raise and nurture the puppy dog to her taste.】 *Puppy Dog – A guy who is young, handsome, clingy, possessive, slender, and lean but has muscles.

A third-rate painter in the past life, and a chaebol in this life. I thought it was a rebirth flow, but it turned out to be a system flow. I wanted to rely on myself, but you let me use a plug-in. “Ding! Congratulations on successfully signing in to Mao Lilan. You will be rewarded with a Dacheng-level “Karate”, which the host can receive at any time.” “Ding! Congratulations on successfully signing in Gin Wine, and a reward of [Servant Contract], which the host can receive at any time.” “Ding! Congratulations to Suzuki Ayako for successfully signing in, and you will be rewarded with a copy of “Cash Capability”, which the host can receive at any time.”

The King of Hell sentences you to death by midnight, but I can ensure that you live past morning. The young man, Qin Lang, received the inheritance of a poison school by chance. He uses poison to kill people, uses poison to save people and he uses poison to chase beauties. With body of ancient extinct poison and a body of a martial artist, he walks around the city, and wanders around in the underworld.

Follow the ship, don't enter if you don't like it [extremely funny] [guaranteed to be good] [Straw Hat Pirates Nightmare] [Momonosuke must be cured] Will travels through the pirate world. He is chased by the devil fruit ability user at the beginning. How can he, an ordinary person, and a dying deer deal with it? Ding! Congratulations to the host for activating the extremely serious psychological shadow system of the genius doctor saving people. Saving people and causing psychological shadows will randomly gain an ability from the other party! Brother, you are being chased, don't make trouble, give me something. Ding Novice gift package reward antidote x1 Antidote: Instantly remove all food poisoning effects. Will: Σ( ° △ °|||)︴ Good news, there is a system. Bad news, the system is useless! … In the war at the top, everyone looked at Ace who had been pierced, and their eyes were full of tears! Will: "Hold your tears, hold them first, it's just a fatal injury, there's still hope." Not long after, looking at the Whitebeard members crying loudly because of Whitebeard's tragic death, Will spoke again. "Hold your tears again, hold them again, it's still possible to save him, it's still possible to save him!" From then on, Will began his pretentious way. Aokiji: "I have a broken leg in my hand, he told me to eat whatever I want to supplement, should I eat it?" Whitebeard: "This kid is a thief of welding, don't ask me how I know!" Kizaru, who was in charge of hunting Will, thought it would be easy to hunt a doctor? But at this time, he looked at Will who was suffocating him with his domineering color, and a thousand horses galloped through his heart. "You told me this is a doctor?" "Second uncle, I can also cure my facial paralysis, come and try it, right?"