How Can One Become an Immortal if One Is so Lazy?

How Can One Become An Immortal If One Is So Lazy?

如此堕怠,怎能成仙

Author:Li Zan Yi Bu(礼赞伊布)
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What will happen when the progress of cultivation can be bound and synchronized?

[Your bound object breaks through to the Qi Refining Stage, and your realm is automatically upgraded to the Qi Refining Stage]

[Your bound object's swordsmanship is perfected, and your swordsmanship realm is upgraded to the perfect stage]

[You have operated three cycles, and your bound object has operated two cycles, so your cultivation progress has increased by five cycles at the same time]

[Your bound object has become an immortal, and you have also become an immortal]

The above pictures are all imaginary!

When two salted fish are bound together, the saltiness doubles, what to do!

"You should practice well, for immortality!"

"Bah, why don't you practice well!"

[You touched fish for a day, and your bound object touched fish for a day, you... you two are so&#y]

[How can you become an immortal if you are so lazy! ]

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