Chapter 650 Weird Ideas

Looking again, everyone started to feel hot.

"What's going on? It's so hot!! Phew!!!"

At this time, the monkey couldn't help but jump up and kept shouting.

"Oh! I forgot to tell you, this healing medicine has a flaw."

“After eating, the whole body will be unbearably hot and hot. This can only be solved by constant exercise to evaporate the medicinal effect!”

"Come on, let's have a nice run!"

Then Red Phosphorus began to take the lead in running happily.

Tang Seng and others were speechless.

Forgot?

Damn it was intentional!

Although he was constantly cursing in his heart, he could only helplessly run along.

"Wukong, do you feel something strange?"

"What's weird?"

"I feel a little strange too!"

"Ouch! Zhunti Saint...your ass!"

"Fuck!"

The lolita who were watching in the dark couldn't help but burst out laughing.

"Hahaha! These idiots have gone too far and even their pants have been burned without even knowing it!"

At this time, Xiao Tangtang was holding her stomach and laughing non-stop.

"It's so eye-catching, this picture! But they are really stupid, giggle!" Xiao Mengmeng couldn't help but smile happily.

Little Susu remembered what her father said was inappropriate for children, and couldn't help but cover her eyes with her little hands.

But he still couldn't help but open the gap and take a peek, with smiles on his lips.

Lingshan.

"Don't look at anything that's inappropriate! Don't look at anything that's inappropriate! I hope my Taoist brother will go as soon as possible!"

Jie Yin turned his head to one side, his expression extremely ugly.

"Alas! It seems that fellow Taoist Zhunti's old face is about to be completely disgraced!"

Yuan Shi sighed after seeing this scene.

Hongjun on the side couldn't help but shake his head, wondering where these strange monsters came from.

Buddhism has been completely disgraced!

At this time, the gods and Buddhas in Lingshan were strangely quiet, and many people's shoulders were shaking.

It was as if he was trying his best to endure something.

"That...poof! Stop talking! Stop talking!"

"Shut up quietly! If Saint Zhunti knows, cough, cough, cough!" Following this cough, countless coughs immediately sounded throughout Lingshan.

Immediately, the red faces of the gods and Buddhas were relieved.

Qijue Mountain, Red Phosphorus Martial Arts Hall.

Tang Monk and the others, who had worn out the effects of the medicine, were sitting on the ground crying without tears.

I saw a circle of leaves surrounding their lower bodies, although they were a bit crude.

But it’s much better than before!

At this time, Zhunti was even more unbearable and had already buried his head in his knees.

Kill me, kill me!

Today is simply a human tragedy!

"Everyone performed well today! Let's take the next step!"

At this time, the energetic Hong Phosphorus said happily to everyone.

"Master, are you done today? I feel like I've become very powerful!" Yun Zhongzi looked at Hong Phosphorus seriously.

"Yes, Master! You see you are so tired today. How about the little monk giving you a full body massage?"

Tang Seng even ran directly to Hong Phosphorus and started massaging it.

Everyone looked at Hong Phosphorus's expression of enjoyment and began to look forward to it.

Tang Seng still has a way!

As expected, if you have special skills, you will be popular wherever you go!

"Stop! It's comfortable to be comfortable, but it will destroy my original intention, so you can't do either!"

After saying that, Hong Phosphorus pushed Tang Seng away.

"You must remember my teachings and don't be influenced by such sugar-coated bullets!" Tang Monk and everyone looked at the resolute red phosphorus, and the corners of their mouths kept twitching.

Is this guy crazy or possessed?

A rhythm that won’t stop until you play yourself to death?

Oh my God!

Open your eyes!

Hurry up and kill this bastard!

Someone told me that no poison can invade the inner palace, come on, take all these elixirs!"

Red Phosphorus took out the prepared elixir.

When everyone took a look, they saw that these elixirs were colorful and extremely bright.

"Master, what kind of elixirs are these?"

Moko Kasyapa already had a guess in his mind, but he still asked bravely.

"Of course these are poison pills, but you don't have to worry, these pills all have antidotes! Don't be afraid!"

Looking at Hong Phosphorus who was talking happily, everyone felt their scalps go numb.

Is this how you practice being immune to all poisons?

What bastard told you that!

Oh, God damn it!

At this moment, I finally arrived.

"You evil beast! Hurry up... Hey, can you put your clothes on first? It's a bit annoying!"

I was about to shout, when I suddenly saw the scene in front of me and couldn't help but blush.

He quickly covered his eyes with his hands.

When everyone saw that it was me who was here, they couldn't help but burst into tears.

The savior has come!

Looking forward to the stars and looking forward to the moon, it’s finally here!

"Old man! Are you also here to participate in the training? Wait a minute, I will let them take this pill first."

After giving me a strange look, Hong Phosphorus waved his hand to wait a moment.

At the same time, I was sighing in my heart at the shadow of the famous tree.

It seems that there is an endless stream of admirers!

"Look! Look at me! You still need to exercise at such an old age. How about you?"

"Hey! Work hard! Don't let the elderly look down on you!"

Hong Phosphorus sighed in his heart and couldn't help but reprimand everyone sincerely.

Everyone:...

Lao Tzu:? ? ?

Qijue Mountain, Red Phosphorus Martial Arts Hall.

Looking at Hong Phosphorus with a proud face, I felt speechless.

What's going on in this guy's head?

How could you have such a bizarre idea?

But when I come back to my senses and think about it, if it wasn’t for this kind of brain circuit, how could there be such a weird training method!

"I am the Buddhist saint Laozi, you evil beast. You have done many evil things and hindered the great cause of traveling to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures. Today I am here to suppress you!"

After saying that, I's saint cultivation exploded, and I looked at Hong Phosphorus menacingly.

Hong Phosphorus looked at Tang Seng and the others strangely, and then looked at Lao Tzu.

"Oh, it turns out that you are also their master, so your profession is too miserable, too thin and old! Alas!"

Hong Phosphorus shook his head, full of regret.

Hearing this, I became even more angry. This is simply contempt for Buddhism! I saw a tyrannical energy forming in my hands, hitting the red phosphorus with unrivaled force.

Everyone saw this and ran away, wishing they could get further away.

"Well done! But you old man is too weak, you can't punch me twice!"

I saw Hong Phosphorus' body sinking slightly, and he rushed towards me with a single stride.

That lightning-like speed directly broke through my attack, and he swung his raised fist forward.

Bang!

The heavy fist mark sent me flying, destroying countless trees in the forest.

While everyone was watching the fight between Hong Phosphorus and Lao Tzu, the monkey who was retreating was stunned.

It disappeared directly on the spot, and no one noticed it.

On the other side, where I was knocked away.

A high-pitched cry sounded.

I saw a golden-winged roc eagle with wings spread several thousand feet up and flew!

The sharp eyes stared closely at the red phosphorus and kept making chirping sounds.

Looking at the sudden appearance of the golden-winged roc eagle, Hong Phosphorus looked confused.

He looked at it in confusion and didn't move.

From my point of view, this scene meant that he was afraid!

At this time, I was very excited.

Sure enough, this red phosphorus python is scared!

The golden-winged roc eagle is his nemesis!

Hum hum, look at how I am promoting Buddhism's reputation today! (End of this chapter)