Chapter 563 Is Massage so Attractive?
Bang!
The monkey was knocked to the ground by a punch, and the yellow robe jumped up and sat on him.
The fierce and fast fists fell like raindrops.
Bang, bang, bang!!
Tang Seng, who was hiding at the entrance of Boyue Cave, was still peeking out.
Seeing this scene, a big cold sweat kept sliding down from his smooth forehead.
This monster is so cruel!
I'd better go back and have a good massage!
Thinking like this, Tang Seng slowly stepped back.
"Is this monkey confused? Hahaha! Tongtian is great!"
Xiao Tangtang couldn't help laughing when she saw the monkey being beaten.
"The monkey is so miserable! He thought about so many gambling fights along the way, but he was knocked down by Tongtian with one punch! Haha!"
Xiao Mengmeng also laughed continuously and said excitedly.
"Tongtian is the best! Come on, come on!"
Xiao Susu also gave a thumbs up and cheered for Tongtian.
Bang!
Bang bang!!
"You bastard monkey! Do you accept it?"
The yellow-robed monster raised his fist and sneered at the monkey under him.
"I don't accept it! I don't accept it! How dare you play tricks on me! You bastard monster!"
The monkey was originally very stubborn, and he kept cursing at this time.
The yellow-robed monster didn't say much and continued to greet him with his fists.
Bang bang bang!!!
Soon after, the monkey was knocked unconscious by the hammer.
Lingshan.
The gods and Buddhas in the sky were dumbfounded.
"This wolf spirit is too cruel! He directly knocked the monkey unconscious!"
"It's really cruel! Isn't this what Tathagata Buddha subdued?"
"Maybe this is a test of the monkey by the Buddha? After all, it is the hope of our Buddhist sect!"
"That's right! The Buddha really took great pains to train the monkey!"
The gods and Buddhas kept discussing, and the more they talked, the more they felt that Tathagata Buddha had considered it far-reaching.
At this time, Tathagata Buddha had an extremely ugly face, and his face was extremely red.
You bastard Huangpao!
You are going to roast me on the stove!
I will kill you!
Ah!!!
Tathagata thought for a while, then stood up and went to Boyue Cave.
Wuzhuang Temple.
Zhen Yuanzi and Hongyun were drinking tea and looking at Boyue Cave.
"Tongtian Daoyou is amazing! I am moved by you!"
Hongyun was shining brightly, smacking his lips
Zhen Yuanzi turned his head and glanced at Hongyun, his eyes were a little helpless.
I felt that I was also led astray by Hongyun!
That day, they turned into robbers to rob the Buddhist sect, not to mention how happy it was!
Yes, it was definitely because of Hongyun who led me astray!
"Why don't you ask the little princesses if they have any arrangements?"
Zhen Yuanzi said to Hongyun after thinking for a while.
Hongyun's eyes lit up and he slapped his thigh:
"That makes sense! It's decided! Next, it's time for us brothers to show our talents!"
Hongyun's eyes were shining and his face was full of longing.
See, it's all because of Hongyun.
But it doesn't matter to me!
Zhen Yuanzi took a sip of tea and thought to himself.
It smells so good!
Bo Yue Cave.
The Yellow Robe Monster continued to lie down after returning.
"You bald donkey over there, come and give me a massage! You have no vision at all! Humph!"
With a cold snort from the Yellow Robe Monster, Tang Seng shuddered all over.
He ran over with a flattering smile and massaged the Yellow Robe Monster skillfully.
"My king! You have worked hard to beat the monkey, I will massage you!"
Tang Seng said with a smile while massaging.
"Well! Not bad, it's not in vain that I have cultivated your skills! Keep up the good work!"
The Yellow Robe Monster, who was lying on his stomach, nodded with a look of enjoyment.
"My king! The monkey won't die, will it?"
Tang Seng looked at the sound outside the cave and asked with his neck shrunk.
"Don't ask what you shouldn't ask, massage well, it would be bad if I am unhappy and cut you into pieces!"
The cold voice of the Yellow Robe Monster came, Tang Seng swallowed his saliva and said no more.
Sanxian Island.
"Tongtian! You really know how to enjoy yourself!"
Li Changsheng said with a smile.
"I was wondering why I came to Sanxian Island last time! It turns out that I was led astray by the three little guys!"
Nuwa's face was full of smiles, and she shook her head.
"Now, the two people in Wuzhuang Temple are also ready to move! Haha!" Houtu looked at Boyue Cave, and then looked at Wuzhuang Temple and said with a smile.
"These guys are all playing crazy with their daughters!"
Li Changsheng also laughed.
These saints have been with the three little lolis for a long time, and all of them have started to go astray. The style of the painting is not right.
"Tang Seng is so miserable! He does farm work and now he is a massager!"
Xihe said with a smile on the side.
Li Changsheng looked at Tang Seng and also thought that this monk was interesting.
"People like Tang Seng are talents with special skills! You don't understand!"
Outside Boyue Cave.
A golden light flashed, and the Buddha Tathagata appeared here.
Tathagata looked at the monkey, then waved his cassock and sent the monkey back to Lingshan.
He walked towards Boyue Cave. Zhuang
The yellow-robed monster in the cave was still enjoying the massage, and suddenly narrowed his eyes to show a thoughtful look.
Then he didn't think much, and just closed his eyes to enjoy it.
Tathagata Buddha, who was still thinking about saving and ending this matter, walked into Boyue Cave at this time.
He was stunned immediately.
Nima!
Isn't that Tang Monk?
He is giving a massage to the yellow-robed monk??
Could this person who was destined to seek scriptures have made a mistake!
How could it be this guy?
"My king! Do you think it's comfortable to massage here?"
"Your Majesty! How about this technique? It can promote the circulation of spiritual energy!" "Your Majesty. Oh! Buddha! You are here for massage too... No, how did you come here!"
Tang Monk was massaging with great concentration. As he was massaging, he suddenly saw Tathagata and panicked.
Tathagata put his hand on his forehead, thinking of beating Tang Monk to death.
Looking for another Buddhist practitioner?
It doesn’t seem impossible!
"Huangpao! If you don't wonder about the opportunity for Buddhism to achieve its own goals at this time, how long will it take?" Tathagata ignored Tang Monk and said solemnly to Huangpao.
"Okay! Then by the way, give Monk Tang a massage for me every day!"
I was quite happy to see Huangpao nodding in response to Tathagata, but his anger boiled up in the second half of his sentence.
Neuropathy!
Are you crazy about massage?
Damn it!
Why are both of them abnormal?
"Don't talk nonsense! Buddhism is a pure place, you have to ask for it."
Tathagata looked depressed and explained patiently.
Unexpectedly, before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Huang Pao.
"What? Old bald donkey! How dare you stop my massage? You're looking for a beating!" Huangpao sat up and looked at Tathagata angrily.
Tathagata suddenly became sluggish.
This yellow robe actually interrupted him?
And it’s all for the massage!
What the hell is this?
Does massage have such great charm?
Who knows that Huangpao doesn't care what Tathagata thinks, he just rolls up his sleeves and gets on.
Tathagata was about to burst into cultivation, but unexpectedly his cultivation stagnated.
Tathagata is stupid!
Is there a shocking formation here that can imprison cultivation?
Bang!!!
I saw a powerful and heavy fist coming, and Tathagata was knocked down directly by the punch.
Huangpao directly punched and kicked him, using all possible means.
"Damn it! How dare you, an old bald man, not let me massage you? I can't beat you to death!"
Huangpao was beating Tathagata while yelling and cursing.
Tang Seng on the side was immediately stunned.
Damn it!
Did the king beat Tathagata Buddha?
Isn't it too cruel? (End of chapter)