Chapter 117: Faint Laughter

He took the bat meat and asked Cheng Xue, Liu Xianguang and others, but they all shook their heads in fear and refused like him. Finally, the piece of meat was returned to Su Yuan's hands.

Liu Fangde smacked his mouth, wiped the saliva from his mouth, came close to Su Yuan, and asked him if he could give him the bat meat if he didn't want to eat it.

Su Yuan chuckled, worried that he didn't have time to deal with the two old bastards Liu Fangde and Han Lihua. Unexpectedly, they actually delivered it to the door themselves.

So Su Yuan immediately said that now everyone is a grasshopper on the same rope, and of course we should share the blessings and hardships.

"Want to eat bat meat? No problem!" Su Yuan laughed, rubbed his fingers, and made an internationally accepted gesture. "Your grenades are pretty powerful. I'd like to have a few more to play with."

Liu Fangde said quickly: "Okay, okay. Aren't they just a few grenades?" After saying that, he took out two from his arms and handed them to Su Yuan, and then held nearly a third of the bats with satisfaction. The meat went back.

After just a few bites, the aroma of barbecue aroused Han Lihua's greed.

Liu Fangde was not stingy, he tore off a piece and handed it to Han Lihua. "Try it? It tastes like crunchy mutton, and it feels like a field mouse."

"Really?" Han Lihua took it doubtfully, put it under his nose and smelled it.

I tasted it cautiously, but I felt that it was a bit unsatisfactory, so I ate a large piece of bat meat in a few mouthfuls. I wanted to eat again, but it was gone. I couldn't help but regret not bringing more.

At this time, the tired people's feet were still soaked in the water, and people were already sitting on the shore and snoring against the rock wall.

Only Dugu Pang didn't sleep. He stared quietly at the old madman, Han Lihua, and Liu Fangde with wide eyes, waiting to see how embarrassed they would be when their stomachs got loose and diarrhea.

After waiting for a while but no reaction from the old madman, Han Lihua and Liu Fangde began to look strange. Dugu Pang was wondering, why did he act like a normal person even though the old lunatic ate ​​the most?

The two of them looked like they were about to suffer from constipation, holding their buttocks and running towards the back of the line.

It was hard to find a place where their butts would not be soaked in the water when they took off their pants and squatted.

Han Lihua gritted his teeth and sucked in the cold air, and asked Liu Fangde: "Do you think our stomachs caught a cold because we soaked in the water for too long? Why does our stomach hurt so much all of a sudden?"

"Oh... who, who the hell knows?" Liu Fangde screamed in pain before he could speak, and all the features on his face twitched together.

"It's not like we are the only two soaking in the water. How come nothing happens to them? Only you and me...ah, I can't stand it anymore. I said, Old Han, did you bring any paper?"

Han Lihua pouted and searched all his pockets, only to find a crumpled cigarette case.

There were two damp cigarettes inside. Each person divided one into each other, then opened the cigarette box, and each person got a cigarette box wrapper that was no bigger than a palm.

Liu Fangde rubbed the wrapping paper with his hands and complained that such a small amount of paper was simply not enough.

"Okay, it's better than nothing." Han Lihua groaned and said, "Aren't there still two cigarettes left? I'll finish smoking them later. Remember not to throw away the filters. You can also wipe them."

While the two of them were talking, machine gun fire and artillery fire were already coming from behind their buttocks, and the cramping pain in their stomachs became even more severe.

Suddenly, the sound of a person running towards them was heard not far ahead. Han Lihua quickly shouted, "Stop!"

It's just that now his legs are weak and his whole body has lost all strength. This cold shout actually sounded like the coquettish cry of "No..." from a slut who wanted to resist but was pushed to the ground.

But that person seemed not to have heard anything and was still striding towards the two of them.

Han Lihua and Liu Fangde shouted a few more times, but the man still didn't stop, and they became angry. The two of them ran to the back of the line with their buttocks between their legs, just not wanting to be seen. Unexpectedly, someone came over unexpectedly.

"What the fuck! Are you deaf? Stop right now, or I won't be able to kill you when I come to my senses!"

But the man still turned a deaf ear and didn't stop until he was five or six meters away from the two of them. He also said with a smile: "Haha, it's true that a dog bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know a good heart."

Han Lihua and Liu Fangde immediately recognized that the person coming was Su Yuan. No wonder the two of them made such harsh remarks about people being so mean, and the co-authors were not their subordinates at all.

Su Yuan smiled and said, "I came here to give you toilet paper out of kindness. Since you don't want it, I'll just throw it away."

"No!" Han Lihua and Liu Fangde hurriedly stopped.

Unfortunately, Su Yuan had already thrown away a wad of toilet paper before he spoke. The toilet paper turned into fluff when it fell into the water. "What else? Oh, by the way, I heard that there is a kind of small fish that specializes in getting into it. You two have to be careful."

After Su Yuan finished speaking, he laughed and walked back along the original path, stepping on the water. It seemed that the purpose of his trip was to see the two of them embarrassed.

Han Lihua's teeth were itching with hatred, and he wanted to fall out with Su Yuan, but the two of them were squatting on the ground with their butts exposed. How can you raise this momentum?

"Damn it, I think this kid came just to watch our jokes."

Liu Fangde nodded and reluctantly moved his legs, which were numb from squatting. "We didn't give him the troop carrier as promised, so he's holding a grudge. Maybe he put laxatives in the bat meat to tease us."

"Huh?" Han Lihua's eyebrows stood up immediately, "If it was really him, I'll skin him alive."

At this point, he and Liu Fangde were both stunned and looked at each other. They both seemed to hear someone laughing!

At first, they thought it was the people in the team ahead laughing, but then they listened carefully and felt something was wrong. The laughter was clearly coming from behind them.

But the two of them had clearly walked to the back of the team before, and they forced themselves to keep a distance despite the stomachache before squatting down to take a rest. In other words, there shouldn't be anyone behind them.

But the two of them were angry at the moment, and they didn't think too much, and they tilted their heads and cursed a few more words at the back.

Han Lihua was still thinking in his heart that all the decisions along the way were basically made by Su Yuan. As a result, his prestige in the eyes of his subordinates has become much less than before.

Perhaps some ignorant kid fell behind when he left, heard their conversation with Su Yuan just now, and couldn't help but laugh at them.