Chapter 462 If You Have the Guts, Try Poking It Again (1/2)
Chapter 462: If you have the guts, poke me again and see
After Li Duoyu woke up from sleep.
It was already night, and Secretary Chen, Zhao Jialu, and Chen Yuanyu had already gone back.
in the hall.
The second brother was counting the contributions with an abacus. In total, nearly 600 people paid the contributions.
According to the rules on the island, as long as one person in the family pays a share of the meal, they can bring the whole family to eat.
Most of the shares were between two and five yuan, with the largest share being Chen Yuan Yuan's one hundred yuan.
After the second brother finished the calculation, the share money received for the housewarming was: 1826 yuan.
The total cost of the housewarming party was about 1,500 yuan.
Under normal circumstances, it would be difficult to recoup the cost of this kind of housewarming party, but since Dandan Island is right on the seaside, we can save a lot of money on seafood.
I saw that there was no food on the table.
The two filled the bowls with wine, then raised their right hands and started punching.
"Brother-in-law, you said it well. Come and let me toast you."
"My uncle is right. If you are afraid of a hammer, women are just paper tigers. I don't think about how decent it is for us men to be afraid of women when we go home because we are so tired from making money."
"It's a man."
At the table were Xiaochao, cousin, brother-in-law, Qingfeng, Shitou, and Liu Yun, and the eldest brother Jinchuan was also there.
The dishes are served as soon as they are served.
Huotou has also gone back, and Li Duoyu said with a smile: "If you still want to drink, I will cook two more dishes for you."
Uncle Chen Dongqing burped, shook the cigarette on the table, and Shi Shi immediately took out a lighter and lit it for him.
Letting them indulge in their mouths at the wine table can be considered a kind of vent.
It was around nine o'clock in the evening. Although the weather was very cold, there was still a table of people drinking and eating in the courtyard.
After seeing Li Duoyu wake up.
"Seven Skills."
The young and energetic Shi Shi shouted on the spot: "I'm afraid you drank too much. If you say that, I won't be polite."
Li Shuguang, who had also drank a lot, said:
"The trend in the past two years has been so bad. Women have to keep everything they make money and buy gifts for women. How is that possible?"
Most of the people at this table were people who had helped out in the past two days. After others finished eating, it was finally their turn to eat.
"Shuguang is right. The trend in the past two years has really been bad. This is not just half of the sky, the sky is already theirs."
"Wukui."
Li Duoyu smiled helplessly, turned around and looked at the ingredients on the Eight Immortals table, and then fried a few more dishes for them, one was chili squid flowers, one was spicy stir-fried snails, and one was clams with scallion oil, all of which were delicious. Appetizers.
Shitou shouted: "You lose, drink quickly."
"Brother Yu, I've been waiting for you for a long time."
Li Yaoguo replied: "I came back secretly last night. I didn't dare to come to your housewarming party. I'm still hiding at home. The money was given by Shuguang."
"That's it."
The uncle, whose face was already red from drinking, pushed up his glasses and said, "Duoyu, come over and have a drink together."
Li Duoyu couldn't help but ask: "Is the third Yuan Guang a boy or a girl?"
After the uncle took a sip, he said arrogantly: "I'm afraid of a hammer. My nephew moved to a new house and lived in such a nice house. Even if she didn't come to attend, I still have to go back to report. How is it possible? I don't want to lose face." ?”
Especially Xiao Chao, and that "stone" who has no partner but looks like a wife slave at first glance.
Li Duoyu scratched his belly, yawned, and then said to his uncle, "You haven't been home for two days, so I'm not afraid of my aunt talking about you."
"Then he should be overjoyed."
The uncle raised his wine glass again and said to the stone: "I am raising fishes here. I only drink half of a bowl of wine every time. No wonder I can't find a partner."
"I don't believe it. I can't win against anyone today."
While looking through the guest list, Li Duoyu accidentally discovered Li Yuanguang's name and couldn't help asking: "Yuan Guang, are you back?"
"the Eight Immortals."
"I'm just waiting for your words."
My uncle Chen Dongqing couldn't help but praise: "The fried fish dishes are still delicious, full of flavor, and feel even better than those fried by Lao Yang."
The uncle scolded: "Damn it, why do I lose every time? I have been losing all night. There are too many fish and there are no vegetables. Why don't you fry two vegetables for us?"
The stone had three fingers, and the uncle had five fingers. If they were added together, they would be exactly eight.
"Let's do two strokes instead."
Li Duoyu smiled and glanced around. The people at this table were very talkative, but everyone was afraid of their wives.
"Come."
The result was after two strokes.
My brother-in-law almost always loses. It's really easy to win against him. He especially likes to show off the top five. As long as he feints, he will be the one drinking 100% of the time.
I saw him drinking too much.
Li Duoyu frequently went to the public toilet and deliberately lost a few games to give him a break.
When we drank until almost 11 o'clock in the evening, my mother-in-law did not come over to chase people away, but simply said a few words.
"Don't get too drunk, that's almost enough."
The uncle, who was obviously a bit superior, said boldly: "Sister, would you like to come and have a drink too."
"To tell you the truth, I have no respect for heaven or earth in my life, but I only admire my sister. If she hadn't raised me up single-handedly and provided me with education, I would probably be a waste now."
Chen Huiying glared at him, and then said to Duoyu: "Stop plying your uncle with wine, that's about it."
"Brother Yu, I didn't give him wine. It was my uncle who insisted on asking us to drink."
Chen Dongqing then said: "Sister, please don't worry about me this time. I'm happy for Duoyu to move in."
"My nephew is finally awesome. I'm proud of it. It's very embarrassing to tell people. Now everyone in the research institute has to look up to me."
Chen Huiying sighed. She rarely saw Dongqing drinking so much and talking so much, which showed that he smiled so happily. Occasionally, she didn't want to say anything two or three times a year.
The people at this table are not drunkards. On the contrary, many of them are the people who work hardest to make money on Dandan Island this year.
sometimes.
Men work too hard, are too tired, and need a place to vent. Most people here don't even have time to play mahjong or go to dance clubs.
When we got together to drink tonight, Quan thought he was letting off steam. However, what Li Duoyu didn't expect was that his tone-deaf uncle would actually start singing.
Still the most popular "Dancing Girl" this year
"Haaaah, who would understand?
The sorrow of being a dancer
Secretly bleeding eyes
It’s also Ge Jia Xiaokekeke
"
Originally, everyone wanted to continue drinking, but when he sang like this, they instantly lost their mood. The neighbors next door were already asleep.
I was suddenly woken up by my uncle's singing, and someone scolded me directly: "Who sang it? It's so ugly."
Chen Dongqing shouted: "It was Li Duoyu from your village, Director Li who sang it."
"That's okay, keep singing." Li Duoyu's face turned dark after Feng Ping was killed. He wanted to strangle this guy to death, but he was too lazy to argue with someone who drank too much.
It's almost twelve o'clock.
The table just dispersed.
When Li Duoyu returned to the room after taking a shower, he found Zhou Xiaoying staring with big round eyes.
"I'm scared to death, why haven't I fallen asleep yet?"
"Can't sleep."
The bedroom is quite large, a full 20 square meters, and you can directly see the sea outside through the large glass.
Because it's twenty-five.
There was only a curved full moon, which was not particularly bright, and the sea surface was also pitch black.
Li Duoyu even bought a small bed for little Tutu so that he wouldn't have to squeeze in with them.
Zhou Xiaoying said: "You said our house is brand new and we can't even pry up the floor. Where should we hide the money? Should we dig a brick in the corner to hide the money?"
Li Duoyu wanted to complain, why did Xiaoying like to dig holes so much? The place where she hid her money in the old house was so easy to find that it made a "silky" sound when she walked over with her shoes on.
If a thief comes, he knows 100% that there must be something hidden underneath.
"If you have anything to hide, just put it in a cabinet with a lock. Just put some money for daily use at home, and we'll put the rest in the credit union."
"It's useless to guard against thieves. The most important thing is to tell the thieves that my money is not at home, it's all in the credit union."
Zhou Xiaoying frowned: "But people say that credit unions are not safe. If they run away one day, who should we ask to get the money?"
Li Duoyu was stunned for a moment. In this era, everyone seems to be particularly resistant to credit unions and banks, so much so that they have savings quotas every year.
"You are a teacher after all. These credit unions belong to the state. There is no need for the state to be greedy for our small money."
Of course, there are cases where money is stored in it and has not been lost, but it is only a minority. As long as you follow the laws and regulations, it will be difficult for others to misappropriate your money.
Li Duoyu planned to continue sleeping because he had to go to the train station to pick up his little sister tomorrow.
Although the letter said that he could just come back by himself, Li Duoyu was already used to picking him up. If he didn't pick him up, his father would probably die of anxiety.
Li Duoyu also stopped by Youyi Store to pick up the customized suit.
Unexpectedly, Xiaoying couldn't sleep at all. She tossed and turned, sometimes patting the bed and sometimes talking to him, which made him upset.
"Don't you want to sleep?"
Xiaoying said aggrievedly: "I suddenly moved to a new house and couldn't sleep."
Li Duoyu rolled his eyes and said, "It seems I'm still not tired enough. You can put in more effort later."
"Ah~~"
Before she could react, Li Duoyu had already picked her up.
It would be better to replace it with a spring mattress. It doesn't feel so painful. Even the one-piece spring is still a bit noisy, but fortunately the house is big enough.
Even if the sound is made, the neighbors cannot hear it. This may be the reason. Xiaoying also cooperates a lot.
But many times, things don't go smoothly. The two of them were planning the second stage.
Someone knocked on the iron door of his house and shouted: "Village director, something happened, please come quickly."
Li Duoyu said impatiently: "What happened?"
The person who knocked on the door replied: "That Director Liu is poking the tiles of Yuanguang's house and seems to be moving their furniture away."
"If you don't go quickly, your uncle's family will probably start fighting with Director Liu and his group."
Li Duoyu's heart tightened. It's not that bad. Yuan Guang is back, but the child has also been born.
Logically speaking, the next step is to go through the fine process. It's not like he can't afford to pay the fine.
Why don't you go to work in the middle of the night, poke people's roof tiles, and "run raids on their homes"?
Besides, Director Liu has obviously changed in the past two years and is not so radical anymore. The matter with Sister Shuihua was handled very well.
Li Duoyu put on his clothes, Zhou Xiaoying frowned and said: "It's a bit cold, please wear more clothes to avoid catching a cold."
"Well, you go to sleep first."
After Li Duoyu got dressed, he came to Yuanguang's house and found that a large group of people had surrounded him, and both sides were holding dicks.
Shuguang, Yuanguang, Qingguang, including Liu Yun and others, all held harpoons, shovels and the like.
Director Liu also had quite a few people on his side, including Choujiao, the Liu brothers, and some people who had worked with her before.
They were holding long bamboo poles, iron rods and the like, and Zhang Erhu from the militia company also brought people to the scene.
After Li Duoyu arrived at the scene.
Zhang Erhu hurriedly said: "Duoyu, you should quickly persuade them. It's New Year's Day, let everyone not make such a big noise."
Li Duoyu frowned and said: "Director Liu, can we have a word?"
What Li Duoyu didn't expect was that Liu Xiuzhu didn't give in at all, and retorted on the spot: "Li Duoyu, we are just doing things according to the law and regulations. As the village director, you should not only not cover up such things, but also take the lead in handling them. This is more reasonable."
Li Duoyu was also stunned. Director Liu was too strong. He didn't want to discuss or reason at all.
This almost blocked the way, leaving no room for negotiation. The young and hot-tempered Li Qingguang shouted on the spot: "Then don't discuss it. It's too bullying. If anyone dares to touch my second brother's family, I will stab you to death."
Li Duoyu glared at Qingguang and was about to ask Director Liu how to solve this matter.
Unexpectedly, at this moment, Zhang Jinsha from the village committee ran over and whispered a few words in Li Duoyu's ear.
The two of them came to the side immediately.
Zhang Jinsha frowned and said, "Duoyu, Director Liu came to see me yesterday. Someone reported Yuanguang's case.
She had to do this. She was going to do it last night, but because you just moved, she kept suppressing it until today."
Zhang Jinsha continued, "By the way, you have been too busy these two days. I have something to remind you. Jinshan told me yesterday that his uncle is unlikely to continue to be the village party secretary. It seems that he is writing a resignation report these two days."
"Did Secretary Chen talk to him?"
Zhang Jinsha shook his head and said, "I don't know the details, and Secretary Wang didn't say it either."
Li Duoyu frowned, always feeling that things were not that simple, and there was a feeling that a storm was coming.
But Shuguang had already paid for this matter, and he was still making things difficult for others. If he didn't come out to help.
How would the villagers see him in the future? Maybe someone would say he was a coward.
Even after listening to Zhang Jinsha's words, Li Duoyu walked directly into the crowd and said to Director Liu: "It's New Year's Day, we are all from the same village, can we sit down and talk properly?"
"Director Li, we are really doing things according to the rules. This matter is not just about admitting the punishment. If everyone has money and does this, then we will be in trouble."
Chou Jiao followed up and said: "Director Liu is right. You rich people, why do you override the policy? You are capitalism."
As the captain of the fishery team, Li Niantian roughly heard the problem after the few words just now.
"Duoyu, you are the village director, don't get involved in this matter, we will handle this matter ourselves, don't get involved."
At this time, Chou Jiao and the Liu brothers wanted to add fuel to the fire, and directly poked the tiles with bamboo poles.
Seeing this behind the scenes.
Li Duoyu was really angry, and looked at the three of them fiercely on the spot, and said word by word:
"If you have the guts, poke it again and see."
When Li Duoyu said this angrily, Chou Jiao and the Liu brothers were instantly shocked.
Even when I went to his house to make trouble last time, he didn't seem to be so angry. Looking at his expression, he didn't seem to be joking.
After Li Duoyu finished speaking, Chen Wenchao, Shitou, the Zhao brothers, Wang Jinshan, Chen Liang, including Weiguo and Xiaojun from the militia company, all stood behind him, staring at them viciously.