1983 Small Island, Starting From a Large Farmer

312. Chapter 311: The Grasping Ceremony

Chapter 311: The Ceremony of the First Birthday

It was about ten o'clock in the morning.

Relatives gradually came to the house. When Chen Huiying distributed red turtles and rice noodles to everyone, she had already said that there would be no banquet on this day.

But relatives and neighbors, even Chen Wenchao and Liu Xiaolan came.

Everyone held a small red envelope in their hands, and stuffed it into Xiao Tutu's clothes when they met, and said "nice words" to bless the child.

"Don't be so polite."

Zhou Xiaoying kept refusing, but she couldn't resist these relatives and neighbors, so she had to accept all the red envelopes.

Since Mazu didn't give the Holy Grail, Li Duoyu didn't make a big fuss, just made some ordinary home-cooked dishes for people living by the sea, and invited everyone to have a lunch.

Garlic lobster, steamed blue crab and swimming crab, yellow croaker, clam soup, and a large iron pot of oysters, conch, oil noodles, pickled cabbage and pork ribs soup and so on.

In fact, the banquets at the seaside are very simple, and most of them are steamed.

After all, seafood doesn't really need any seasoning, at most you can just dip it in garlic sauce.

In addition to these, there are also cold kelp and jellyfish. Of course, when there are many people, melon seeds and peanuts are indispensable.

The only regret is.

The color TV in Li Duoyu's house is "broken", and the old Hu next door complained: "Duoyu, when can your color TV be repaired? I was very uncomfortable watching "Huo Yuanjia" halfway."

Li Duoyu made up a reason casually:

"I have asked the master to check it. He said that the picture tube is broken. It is more troublesome to import it. There is no spare part."

In fact, it was Li Duoyu who made a move and cut off one of the power cords.

"Alas, it is better to buy a local TV in the future. At least if it breaks, it can be sent back to the factory for repair. These imported ones are unreliable. Once they break, there is no spare part."

As Li Duoyu brought out a plate of seafood in various shapes, his uncle Li Niantian gave him a thumbs up.

"Duoyu's dishes are still the best. They are very particular. Look at this lobster. It is so beautifully arranged."

Li Duoyu's mouth twitched. It was his professional habit. If he didn't arrange the dishes, he would always feel a little sorry for the ingredients.

"In the future, when we hold banquets in our village, we should just not invite that Fatty Shan. Let's ask Duoyu to be the chef."

"I also think that Fatty Shan's dishes are not delicious. Everything is stewed in a big pot. It is simply a waste of ingredients."

Everyone was quite satisfied with the seafood feast, but the eldest cousin Li Shuguang didn't dare to eat any of the dishes. He only dared to drink some pickled vegetables and pork ribs soup.

As of today, he has had diarrhea for almost a week, and the whole person feels like he is about to die.

What everyone didn't expect was that when everyone finished eating and was preparing to hold a ceremony for Xiao Tutu.

A big girl with a large military green bag and twin ponytails ran back in a hurry.

The moment they saw her.

Chen Huiying and Lao Li were stunned for several seconds.

Li Duoyu was also confused.

"Didn't you say you would come back on Lantern Festival?"

Li Xiaorong grinned and said, "Someone took over my shift, so I came back early."

Chen Huiying said angrily, "Come back early, why didn't you send a telegram in advance so that I could ask your brother to pick you up? The train station is such a dangerous place, what if you get kidnapped?"

"Mother, I'm 22 years old, not a child anymore."

Li Xiaorong snorted, "Besides, if anyone dares to kidnap me, I will give him acupuncture every night in the future."

Hearing this, the relatives and neighbors who were watching couldn't help laughing, only the fat boy Li Haoran was scared and broke out in a cold sweat.

He didn't believe others, but if it was his aunt, it was really possible.

In the middle of the courtyard, there was an eight-immortal table covered with red cloth, and various small things were placed on it.

There were books, seals, pens and ink, abacus, coins, chicken legs, pork, straw, swords, gourds and boats.

There is a local custom in Dandan Island, that is, the ceremony of grabbing the week must be completed before 12 o'clock in the morning.

Once it is past 12 o'clock, it will not count.

Seeing the things on the eight-immortal table, a relative asked: "Why don't you put rulers and scissors?"

Another relative said disdainfully: "You don't have a boy in your family, of course you don't understand. There is a difference between grabbing the week for boys and girls. The ruler and scissors are for girls." "No, the ruler also means Lu Ban ruler. If you grab the ruler, you may be a builder in the future."

Li Duoyu looked at the things for grabbing the week. As a human being in two lives, he felt that it was not enough, so he went back to the room to get a small calculator and put it on the eight-immortal table.

Auntie glared and said, "Duoyu, these things are already fixed, don't add anything to them."

Li Duoyu said, "Aunie, you don't understand. I call this keeping up with the times. When I went to the island country, I found that their electronic industry is very developed.

As long as Xiao Tutu touches a calculator, he may be engaged in finance and electronics in the future."

Chen Huiying didn't understand the finance and electronics industry that Li Duoyu mentioned at all, and didn't know what to say to him.

Unexpectedly, Li Xiaorong also took out a portable stethoscope from his backpack and put it on the eight-immortal table.

"My brother has added that, so let me add one more."

Chen Huiying said angrily, "This is very formal, okay? Why are you all so messy?"

Uncle also said, "Huiying, don't be too strict, they have seen the world."

"Alas."

Chen Huiying sighed.

Then he placed little Tutu on the Eight Immortals table. Seeing so many toys at once, little Tutu's eyes widened.

What everyone didn't expect was that he didn't intend to take them one by one. Instead, after crawling over, he opened his big hands and gathered all the toys together, intending to take them all away.

"Hahaha."

Everyone couldn't help laughing.

"This is the first time I've seen him. He wants everything. This kid is 100% promising in the future."

Chen Huiying frowned and said:

"This doesn't work. You have to start over."

The aunt on the side said: "Huiying, you can only catch Zhou once, you can't do it again."

Li Xiaorong sighed: "I thought you would want my aunt's stethoscope, but I didn't expect you to be so greedy."

After the Zhou Chou Ceremony was over, relatives and neighbors dispersed one after another, but Li Shuguang was waiting for Li Xiaorong with his belly in his arms.

These days, he had diarrhea every day, which caused him to lose weight. Originally, he used bamboo chips to use the toilet at home, but then he went to the toilet so much that his butthole almost started to bleed.

Then it was replaced with toilet paper.

"Xiao Rong, you are a doctor from a big hospital. Please help me see what's wrong with my stomach."

Li Xiaorong picked up the stethoscope that was placed on the table just now, patted Li Shuguang's stomach, and checked it carefully.

Then, he made a judgment: "It must be gastroenteritis. Did you eat something bad before you had a stomachache?"

Li Shuguang nodded and said: "I ate blue crabs overnight and felt they didn't taste very good, so I didn't really care."

"I didn't ask Zhang Defa to see you. If he sees this disease, there will definitely be no problem. Why does it take so long?"

Li Shuguang said with a dark face:

"That kid ran away. He's a lot older and he still wants to take the college entrance examination."

Li Xiaorong was stunned for a moment.

Zhang Defa was really annoying, and he often wrote to her to ask for some medical knowledge.

Later, Li Xiaorong was really annoyed by him, so she told him directly.

If you really want to study medicine, the best way is to go to a good university, study English well, and at least be able to read foreign magazines. It would be best if you can work in a big hospital.

Li Xiaorong blinked.

Could it be that I encouraged him to run away?

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