Night-Time Ordinary Leave Request

Hello everyone, I am Du Tingbei, your loyal friend who updates every day.

This afternoon, my college roommate Ah Bing felt that life was boring and impermanent, so he wanted to come over to drink with me.

Ah Bing is a strong man with dangerous thoughts. In addition to practicing martial arts, he has been swinging on the edge of breaking the law all year round. I really didn't dare to refuse him, so I asked him to come to my house for a midnight snack.

Ah Bing came to my house quickly, put on my slippers, sat on my sofa, and rubbed my cat.

My cat was adopted from a senior sister's friend with Ah Bing. I have known him since childhood, so I am not afraid and let him rub it obediently.

So Ah Bing spoke to the cat in that kind of artificial male voice, which sounded chilling.

It was Ah Bing who first let me know that some men have three accents, one for talking to men, one for talking to women, and one for talking to cats.

Each one is more terrible than the other.

He rubbed the cat a few times, looked around the sensitive area, and then asked me:

"Has Zhou Zhou been castrated?"

After getting a positive answer, Ah Bing laughed happily:

"Zhou Zhou, you are castrated, so great!"

Although Zhou Zhou didn't understand what Ah Bing was saying, he also felt his madness, tickled him and ran away.

After the cat ran away, I had no common topics with Ah Bing, so I wrote this leave note while drinking with him.

Seeing that I was typing on my phone, Mr. Bing picked up a piece of Fuqi Feipian with chopsticks and asked in confusion:

"Adu, what are you writing?"

"Leave note."

"Why do you want to write a leave note?"

"I didn't update today, so of course I have to write a leave note if I don't update."

A Bing was even more confused:

"Then why don't you update?"

Why not update?

There are many reasons, but there is no need to tell them all now.

So I sighed and said:

"I usually write at night. I have to drink with you tonight, so I can't update."

A Bing pretended to be surprised: "Then I am hindering you."

"It's okay, you don't have to feel too guilty. I will put all the responsibility on you in the leave application."

"No!"

Bing Gong slapped his chopsticks and said seriously:

"What I hate most is taking responsibility!

You can ruin my reputation, but you can't let me take responsibility.

How much have you written in your leave application?"

"About 600 words, just to the middle."

"You get out of the way, I'll write the rest!"

I was subdued by Bing Gong's awe-inspiring aura, so I handed him the phone. The following is what Bing Gong wrote:

Hello everyone, I am A Bing, a man who never crosses the line, so innocent that even a scumbag like Du Er dares to slander me for swinging on the edge of crime.

The above 600 words are purely framed. Du Er, the bastard, gets up and watches TV series and plays games. When I sent him a message, he was watching TV series and playing games. When I arrived at his house, he was still watching TV series and playing games.

He was watching "The Witty Doctor" and playing Hearthstone Tavern Battlegrounds. I saw everything clearly from the side. He still wanted to shift the blame to me. He was completely shameless and despicable.

Let's talk about the cat.

I haven't seen Zhou Zhou for half a year. As soon as he saw me, he lay on the ground with his chest and belly exposed and meowed lazily. It can be seen that he is not a decent cat. This is all because Du Er didn't educate him well.

I am a man, a martial artist with shame and character. No cat can pretend in front of me. Of course, I have to rub it and teach it some basic civility.

Moreover, isn't it a good thing to be castrated? I don't know how many troubles I have reduced after being castrated. Many men in this world cannot become saints because they are not castrated. Shouldn't they be happy to be castrated!

The cat doesn't understand, don't I understand!

The cat didn't say anything, but Du Er, this rotten man, was too talkative. What does the cat have to do with the dog catching the mouse!

I have said all I want to say. I believe everyone knows who is responsible for not updating today.

I will continue to drink. I also collected "Fist of Imagination" and look forward to seeing everyone's criticism of Du Er, the shameless man, in the comments!

Goodbye!