Simultaneous Time Travel: Am I the only Normal Person?

Chapter 264 Ichiraku Ramen

"I'm sorry for being a human being."

Some people are lost in death, while others are saved in despair.

"Kakashi-sensei, our mission is accomplished!"

The thin golden retriever boy is full of energy.

If you can ignore the marks on the face that were scratched by the cat, as well as the fat orange cat that was still struggling after being lifted high.

His optimistic smile is truly inspiring.

Uzumaki Naruto, ninja number 102607, genin.

"Ah! It hurts, it hurts! Stop scratching me, Ahu!"

Uzumaki Naruto chose to beg for mercy.

The orange cat called "Ahu" was obviously unwilling to accept Uzumaki Naruto's begging for mercy, and used his skills to scratch wildly.

Causes HP-1 damage to enemy golden-haired creatures.

Hatake Kakashi flipped it with one hand, and the "Disqualification in the World" in his hand had turned into "Intimate Paradise".

Obviously the latter should be regarded as pornographic books that can have a negative impact on the growth of these children.

Of course, in Hatake Kakashi's opinion.

The meanings contained in the two are essentially the same, but he would rather these idiot disciples walk into the adult book section one day than experience in advance the "life full of shame" of ninjas.

"Making Love in Heaven" talks about what people live for.

And "Disqualification in the World" also talks about what people live for.

For this group of young people, it is much better to walk into the big sister's barber shop than to go astray in life.

Although the former also took the wrong path

Seeing one person and one cat competing against each other, Hatake Kakashi sighed in his heart, his face expressionless.

It may also be because the black mask covered most of his face, making it impossible to see any changes in Kakashi Hatake's expression.

Uzumaki Naruto is also a student of Class 7.

And he, Hatake Kakashi, is the instructor of Class 7.

No matter what, both Master and Master were considered talented ninjas when they were young.

But the combination of their genes.

Looking at Uzumaki Naruto who was thrown to the ground by Ahu, Kakashi Hatake's eyes were complicated.

If it weren't for the tuft of yellow hair on the top of his head and the huge amount of chakra in his body, he really thought that his master had sent the wrong child back to the Flying Thunder God.

"The mission is completed, I'm going back."

Uchiha Sasuke had a cold face.

Although the current Nizukeko is not to the point where every passing dog in Shippuden gets a shot from Amaterasu.

But at such a young age, he already shows his true nature as a king.

Haruno Sakura on the side saw such a "cold and handsome" Lord Sasuke, her eyes were filled with red hearts.

Although the current Sakura does not have the same level of confidence as Sakura.

But the degree of obsession with Sasuke is no less than the brand of loyalty forcibly planted by other gods.

Before Sasuke could leave the mission site arrogantly, a plump figure flashed past.

It's that cat!

Sasuke's eyes widened.

That fat cat was obviously not an ordinary domestic pet. It must have the blood of a ninja cat in its body.

Other orange cats are so fat that, let alone running, they can take two steps neatly. This orange cat is extremely talented.

But this fat orange cat, who was suspected of being a ninja cat, was able to escape directly from Uzumaki Naruto.

Then he stepped on his head and jumped up!

Stupid cat!

Only his parents and that damn man had touched his head.

Now he is stepped on by a fat orange cat!

Before Sasuke could get angry.

The face of the orange cat Ahu showed humanized ecstasy and ridicule.

Idiot Twoleg, do you really think King Tiger's record of escaping hundreds of times is just a joke on you? !

You're just a genin, I'm shitting you!

Ahu runs towards a free future.

Then, an iron wall blocked Ahu.

The orange cat's expression changed drastically, from ecstasy to rejection, disgust, and finally despair.

"Hohoho, thank you, handsome boys. My Ahu, do you miss your mother?"

Gudu Gudu——

Ahu's orange cat head was gradually submerged by the thick layer of flesh, with a look of despair on his face.

I, the Tiger King, am going to nirvana~

That's right, Ahu ran towards the gate of freedom and ran into the "steel wall"!

It completely fails to understand the reason why the mantis stalks the cicada and the oriole follows behind.

What awaits it is not freedom.

Ahead is hell! ! ! (Ahu’s cry)

Kakashi Hatake raised his eyebrows as he looked at Ahu, who was deep in the layer of fat accumulation and about to suffocate and leave.

He suddenly felt that this cat was not incomprehensible even after running hundreds of times.

The noble lady hugged her little baby tightly, and with a weight of more than three hundred kilograms, she steadily suppressed Ahu, a fat orange cat that was suspected of being a ninja cat.

Sasuke's mouth twitched.

Forget it, just forgive this fat cat.

It has been punished even more cruelly than death.

"I'm leaving."

Uchiha Sasuke left a word, turned around and left.

If Hatake Kakashi hadn't said that if he felt that Class 7 was not a qualified team, he still had the power to disband Class 7 and send the three of them back to the ninja school.

How could he, the last genius of Uchiha, stay here and waste time with two idiots!

Although the Uchiha family was exterminated, the property left behind would not make him fall to doing tasks with these civilian genin.

And it’s a D-level mission that anyone can complete!

What is a D-level mission?

For light tasks that do not involve direct combat or life-threatening risks, the task is usually completed between 5,000 and 50,000 taels.

The scope of tasks includes investigating the location of pets, assisting in digging taro, weeding fields, being a nanny, etc.

Not to mention ninjas, ordinary people can do it with a little effort.

Today's mission to capture Ahu and find pets is already one of the most difficult among D-level missions.

He, Uchiha Sasuke, the last glory of the Uchiha family, is a ninja who is determined to kill that man and bring revival to the family!

Now he is doing these D-level tasks!

It's not like Sasuke doesn't understand Kakashi's good intentions, he wants to use D-level missions to hone the ninja's character.

However, he is not like those two idiots who have so much time to do these things.

Sasuke must be fast, must be fast, and must grow up as fast as possible!

In this way, he can let that man know the true magnanimity of the Uchiha clan when they meet next time!

So, the time wasted today is half an hour more than yesterday.

After he goes back, he needs to practice shuriken for an hour and fire escape for an hour!

Uchiha Sasuke was complacent.

And just when he took steps to prepare to go home for training.

Hatake Kakashi's figure flashed and blocked his way.

"What's up?"

Sasuke frowned.

Hatake Kakashi puts away the intimacy paradise.

"My treat, let's go eat ramen together."

The trio barely passed his test.

But there is still no cooperation between them.

Not to mention being like friends, the reason why they didn't start a fight was because Uchiha Sasuke didn't want to argue with an idiot.

Uchiha Sasuke looked down on the two losers who had no strength and no desire to make progress. Uzumaki Naruto thought that Uchiha Sasuke was too stinky and ignored Sakura every day.

Sakura is determined to act as a licking dog for Uchiha Sasuke, and firmly refuses the pursuit of Uzumaki Naruto, a licking dog.

The three present a triangular structure and a stable closed loop.

This complicated and strong weird relationship made Kakashi Hatake not know where to start.

So I could only try one by one according to the routine I learned from my colleague Asuma.

There was no way, he had eliminated the previous batch of students and sent them back to the ninja school before they were even brought out.

As a result, he, the instructor, is actually a novice on the road, crossing the river by feeling the stones.

However, the little kid now is too mature.

It's nothing like his time, when he was dragged into the battlefield before he graduated, and just picked up a shuriken and started doing it.

Life and death are in heaven, there is no wealth!

Kakashi Hatake, who subconsciously ignored Obito and Rin, extended his hand to invite.

Uchiha Sasuke hesitated.

He snorted coldly and said nothing more.

But judging from the way he stopped, he must have agreed.

Hatake Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief.

Just agree, just agree.

"Teacher! You want to treat me to ramen?!"

Turning around, he saw the golden-haired boy resurrected with full health.

She was looking at him with excitement.

At this moment, Hatake Kakashi suddenly realized that as long as he nodded.

Then the favorability of the golden-haired fox in front of you will be directly brushed to the full level.

Master, did you inherit this?

Thinking of his master's carefree character, Kakashi Hatake fell into deep thought.

However, Hatake Kakashi felt it was best to keep this problem to himself.

After all, my wife is a gentle person, especially after getting married.

Finally, looking at Uzumaki Naruto with golden eyes, Hatake Kakashi nodded.

"Woohoo! Kakashi-sensei, you are the best and most wonderful teacher!"

The golden retriever boy raised his arms and cheered, attracting the attention of passers-by.

But when they saw clearly who it was, they all showed disgust in their eyes.

Noticing this scene, Hatake Kakashi's eyes darkened.

But he didn't do anything "superfluous", he just pretended to be calm and said:

"Go to Ichiraku Ramen, their ramen tastes very good."

"That's right! Kakashi-sensei, Uncle Ichiraku makes the best ramen!"

Uzumaki Naruto didn't seem to care at all about the eyes of the people around him, or maybe he was used to it and subconsciously ignored it all.

He gave a thumbs up, showing his gleaming white teeth, and praised very hard.

The flashing white eyes reminded Hatake Kakashi of an "acquaintance".

In a sense, the two are incredibly similar.

After all, both of them are in the eyes of ordinary people.

"idiot!"

Uchiha Sasuke's face was expressionless.

Uzumaki Naruto heard this and immediately put away his thumb.

He followed Uchiha Sasuke in front of him and made a fuss, saying "Real men are going to duel", "Damn Sasuke", "Sakura belongs to me" and a series of incomprehensible "idiotic words".

In the end, the "duel" ended with Sakura's secondary personality and Iron Fist forcibly suppressing Naruto Uzumaki.

Hatake Kakashi turned around and led the noisy people towards Ichiraku Ramen.

Ichiraku Ramen is essentially just an ordinary snack bar, but it has almost run through the entire plot of the anime.

That is the life of the seventh Hokage Uzumaki Naruto.

Not only Naruto, Iruka, and their companions and teachers at the same time, but also the Third Hokage, Tsunade, Jiraiya, Namikaze Minato, Kushina, Obito, and Linya were all customers of this ramen restaurant.

If you offend the ramen master, you have offended half of the Leaf Village (laughs).

This is an exaggeration, but this ramen stall does have a bit of "tainted cause and effect".

After all, Orochimaru launched the Konoha Collapse Plan, and Payne used the "Super Shinra Tensei" to destroy Konoha, but the Ichiraku Ramen Shop was always able to open as usual, and the hand-beating uncle and his daughter never suffered any damage.

This place is just like a fixed plot point in the game.

The sky is falling apart outside, but the ramen stall remains as stable as a rock.

It can only be said that ramen stall owners always have two brushes in their hands.

Just like the last ramen stall chef Luke met, a single move could shock an entire country.

"Uncle Ichiraku, five bowls of ramen!"

"Otsutsuki Ichiraku" who is suspected to be able to shock the entire ninja world. Ahem, he slapped the uncle with his head.

"It's Naruto, you're tired today too, right?"

The hand-beating uncle smiled and said hello.

He is one of the few people in Konoha Village who does not discriminate against Uzumaki Naruto's identity as a fox demon.

When Uzumaki Naruto grew up, he never fired a tailed beast jade directly at Konoha Village.

It can be said that half of the credit lies with him.

The other half is Iruka, Uzumaki Naruto's teacher at the ninja school.

The uncle's hands kept moving, kneading the dough, kneading the dough, and putting it into the pot, all in one go.

Naruto was carefree and found a seat to sit down as usual.

Several other people followed suit and sat down side by side.

"Naruto, there are only four of us here, do you want an extra bowl?"

Sakura was a little confused.

Upon hearing this, Uzumaki Naruto was stunned and asked:

"Haven't you ordered ramen yet?"

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Kakashi Hatake's eyelids twitched, and he suddenly had an ominous premonition.

The wallet is whining.

You know, he spent a lot of money buying books this month, and a new collector's edition of Intimate Paradise has been released.

Worse!

Uchiha Sasuke was speechless.

But he had long understood that this idiot's character was like this, so he didn't say anything more.

"I'd like a tonkotsu ramen."

After saying that, he lowered his head and didn't know what he was thinking.

Maybe he was thinking about how to speed up training tonight to make up for the wasted time.

Sakura and Hatake Kakashi woke up from a dream, and they quickly told them the ramen they wanted to eat.

Fortunately, I didn't say that I was going to treat guests to barbecue today.

Otherwise, Kakashi Hatake will have to advance next month's salary tomorrow.

Before the ramen came, someone pushed open the door curtain again.

"Uncle Yile, the same as before."

"No problem, Luke, are you done?"

Luke nodded.

Uncle Yile felt a little pity.

"Calamus is resting at home today. How about I ask her to come over again?"

"Let's forget it. I'm going to beat uncle with my hands. It's hard for Sister Calamus to have a day off."

Luke shook his head.

After he changed careers, Acorus had to take care of him, a "writer" who couldn't take care of himself, and Ichiraku Ramen to serve as a helper.

There is already little rest time, so there is no need to burden Acorus again just because of a meeting.

"Isn't it because you haven't come out of the room for a long time? Calamus has been looking for you for a long time."

Uncle Yile narrowed his eyes.

He had already identified Luke as the husband of his daughter Calamus.

He had originally planned to pass on the ramen skills to Luke, and once he became proficient, he could step back and let the two young men start a new family of their own.

But what I didn't expect later was that Luke's craftsmanship would be better than his own.

Luke took another path. (End of chapter)

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