Chapter 193

"Fuck him, that bald guy is called Jack, right? Why didn't he die?"

"It's fine if he didn't die, but he actually came out to hurt me."

"Now it's good, not only Chinese people know that I'm weird, but people all over the world know it."

Song Qingci: You are really weird...

But listening to Liu Bingbing's words, Lu Bai felt a little comforted. This girl spoke well. What coincidence is weird? Even if it is weird, it is just weird.

After thinking about it, Lu Bai couldn't help but explain himself on Weibo: "I said it was really a coincidence, you will believe it, this is called coincidence justice."

As a result, once the Weibo was sent out, netizens instantly exploded.

"Fuck, the leader posted on Weibo, he said it was a coincidence."

"Hahaha, I laughed my ass off, the leader dared to post on Weibo to distance himself from this matter."

"Oh my god, the leader still has the nerve to ask us if we believe it?"

"How can he be so embarrassed?"

"Master, if you believe that I am a woman, I will believe what you said, it's all coincidence."

Lu Bai replied: "Hello, beautiful lady."

"Fuck, I caught the leader alive."

"Fuck, he is so shameless, he dared to speak out now."

"Yeah, the leader has become an evil god now, and he is still telling us coincidences, if you have the guts, let me have a coincidence too."

Lu Bai: "It's really a coincidence, you believe me."

"I don't believe it, if we believe you again, we are fools."

Lu Bai: "It's good to be a fool."

Netizen? ? ?

"Master, if you continue like this, we will scold you."

"Yes, I tell you, we have tolerated you for a long time, evil god."

"Don't quibble, admit it, you are the evil god now."

Lu Bai looked at the messy comments of the stupid netizens and shook his head with a wry smile.

If you don't believe it, forget it, I am evil, so what.

Fuck, damn Jack, you hurry up and die.

In fact, he himself didn't know that such a thing would happen in the Sahara Desert far away in Heilongjiang, and there was also a very strong sandstorm.

And those children were able to survive the sandstorm, which was indeed weird.

As for why Jack, the beast, survived, Lu Bai knew it very well. If he didn't survive, who would know his weirdness? He had to leave a survivor and stand up to tell everyone how weird he was.

It's really fucking weird.

...

Putting the phone aside, Lu Bai turned his head to look at Song Qingci who was sitting at the desk. At this time, Miss Song was staring at the phone in a daze.

Lu Bai asked curiously, "Wife, what's wrong with you? Are you scared by my weirdness?"

Hearing Lu Bai's words, Song Qingci looked up at Lu Bai with a strange expression.

"No, I'm used to it, but someone is really scared by you, guess who it is."

"Could it be...your dad?" Lu Bai asked back in shock.

"Smart."

"What did your dad say? He wouldn't regret it again."

"No, my dad told you to come home with me when you're not busy."

Hearing Song Qingci's words, Lu Bai jumped up from the bed with a start, and looked at Miss Song excitedly and said, "What does your dad mean? Does he agree that we can be together?"

"My dad said you were pretty weird today, and you're qualified to be his son-in-law."

Today's weirdness is pretty good? ? ?

This is also okay? ? ?

I did so many things, and you didn't react. I was weird once, and you agreed to marry your daughter to me.

Are you all crazy, or am I too weird?

Damn, how come even marrying a wife is weird now?

Chapter 84 The Panic of Terrorists (Two-in-One Chapter)

Based on Lu Bai's understanding of Song Peng, Song Peng would never easily agree to his and Song Qingci's relationship. Even if he didn't object in his heart, he would never admit it.

The main thing about the old Song family is that they are tough.

But why did they agree so suddenly?

It must be related to his weirdness, but it certainly wasn't something Song Peng figured out on his own.

So who was it that passed the message to Song Peng?

With Song Peng's current status and position, Lu Bai didn't dare to imagine the identity of this person who could make Song Peng easily agree.

But at least it was higher than Zhou Tong's status.

In fact, after the sandstorm, Lu Bai knew that he was really weird this time.

Otherwise, why would he want to kill "Jack" so much.

If he wasn't talking nonsense, the influence of the super strong sandstorm in the Sahara this time would never be as outrageous as it is now.

It even completely confirmed that he was weird.

Think about it, if a person can be so weird as to drive away a typhoon and create a small, super-strong sandstorm in the desert, what else can he not do?

Whether it is the audience, fans, cult members, or those celebrities who post on Weibo or Twitter, how they eat melons is a small matter.

Lu Bai can even joke with them on the public platform.

But the impact of the super-strong sandstorm itself is far more than that.

It is not a very rare thing for a super-strong sandstorm to appear in the desert, but today's sandstorm is weird because although the range is small, the target is accurate.

All the dead are extremely evil beasts.

And those poor children miraculously survived.

This makes those terrorists, dangerous people, and even bigwigs around the world look at Lu Bai.

Aren't they afraid?

...

Syria, rebel against military government.

The leader, Joseph Kony, and his military advisor, Jess, watched the entire live broadcast on the Internet.

After reading it, the two people opened their mouths in surprise and were stunned for a long time.

I really can’t believe that what happened in the desert is true. Even if it is true, how come those children are not even injured?

This is too fucking evil.

"Jace, did you see it? This is Master Lu. He is really good at magic. You see, he has made such a big noise this time. I am scared to see it.

If this sandstorm breaks out on our territory, I will go straight to the sky.

Thanks to my wisdom and knowing how to have a good relationship with Master Lu, otherwise, we might be the unlucky ones today. "

"Yes, chief, the Sahara Desert must be at least tens of thousands of kilometers away from China. Division Lu Bai can actually create such a strong sandstorm.

In fact, I think it’s okay if there is a particularly strong sandstorm. After all, the weather in the desert is changeable, and it is normal for some natural disasters to occur. But chief, look at those children, they are in the center of the sandstorm, but look at them, they are all still there now. Living well is the scariest thing. "

"Yes, Master Lu's evil ways are more outrageous than intercontinental missiles. Damn it, if Master Lu can help me just once, we don't have to be afraid of that bastard Joel Marx. We can scare him to death."

The two had just been discussing for a while when intelligence agent Kyle suddenly ran in in a hurry.

"Chief, chief, I just received the news that Joel Marx said he wants to negotiate peace with us."

Joseph Kony was about to whip Kyle when he ran in rashly, but when he heard the words Joel Marx, he froze.

"Kyle, what did you say?"

"It's...Joel Marx. He just sent us a request for peace talks through the radio. I just received this information. Chief, please take a look."

Joseph Kony received the information and looked shocked. Joel Marx, who had always been strong, actually chose to negotiate with him.

Isn't he crazy?

We must know that after various wars in Syria, they only have two major armed forces left, but Joel Marx is obviously the more dominant party, whether it is the size of the territory he occupies, military strength or economic conditions. Better than him.

Obviously he has the advantage, but now he has taken the initiative to contact me and wants to have peace talks.

Isn’t this fucking bullshit?