Chapter 2715 Hollywood Rhapsody (Forty-Seven)

Chapter 2689 Hollywood Rhapsody (Forty-seven)

After starting to visit the market, Schiller finally understood the arrogant group of friends. He now felt that Stark would never think of buying anything, so he wanted to buy everything and bring it back.

In the end, it was Ultron who called the dashcam of the car near the beach and looked at the surrounding situation to give up Schiller's idea of ​​buying a tent.

According to Ultron, Stark's hardware was well prepared, including the canopy, tables and chairs, and ovens, and even the screen and projector. Schiller knew what he was going to watch without even thinking about it.

However, he didn't prepare other things. Schiller knew that Stark was a very traditional American. Perhaps he followed the principle of preparing ingredients for camping parties, which was the case for many backyard parties.

Since he had to buy ingredients, Schiller had to go to the fresh food area. He planned to buy some fish. In addition to his own favorites, others also liked his fish cooking skills.

In fact, it can't be called a craft at all. These foreigners have always disliked eating whole fish because they think it smells fishy, ​​so they are very curious about how Schiller made the whole fish so delicious.

Schiller had seen the way white people handle fish a long time ago, and even saw some people put fish into the pot without even removing the internal organs. It would be strange if there was no fishy smell.

The United States is very suitable for fishing because of the flooding of the water system. There are also many fish that return to various seaports to spawn. The taste is very delicious, but because many people don't know how to handle it, they either make it into fish fillets or fish paste, which completely loses the delicious flavor of the fish.

Schiller knew that apart from him, there should be almost no one present who could handle the whole fish, so he specially bought a few fat trouts and some small fish that the locals don't like to eat. He planned to take them back and simply process them in the kitchen of the resort cottage, and then make them into grilled fish.

In addition, Schiller also bought some chicken. Ladies prefer to eat chicken legs, but the way Americans handle chicken is also unremarkable. They either make it into fried chicken, chicken pie, or the calories are too high, or it is not very delicious.

Chicken can often be seen on barbecue, but it is not very popular, because if you think about it, you will know that this thing is not as oily as beef. After being grilled, it is mostly dry and tasteless. If you want to grill it well, you must marinate it in advance.

Schiller has also participated in many backyard parties, most of which were invited by patients in Arkham Sanatorium. In short, they are consumers of the immortal factor. Their taste is not low, but every time Schiller prepares ingredients, they will be very popular, and many people privately ask Schiller for secret recipes.

And Schiller's so-called secret recipes are actually the most basic Chinese food processing methods, bleeding, removing internal organs, soaking in salt water, marinating, and if it doesn't work, add some messy spices and cook them, and there will be no strange smell.

Schiller bought a lot of things to prepare ingredients, and returned to the holiday home with big and small bags. He first put the fish in the water tank into the refrigerator to freeze them unconscious, so as to prevent them from jumping up and slapping him when he killed the fish.

Then he plucked the feathers from the whole chicken, processed the internal organs, soaked them in water to remove the blood, and then began to prepare spices and vegetables.

It was very hot now, and Schiller himself had no appetite for barbecue, so he decided to make some cold dishes. What surprised him was that even in such a remote town, he could still meet Chinese vendors and buy a lot of ingredients and spices.

Schiller was going to make a lemongrass and lemon cold chicken and hot and sour fish skin. Considering that there were some ladies who wanted to maintain their figure and had a lighter taste, Schiller also prepared various materials for iced fruits and cold noodles, which could be poured together and eaten.

Schiller actually couldn't cook, especially those complicated Chinese dishes that were fried, stir-fried, and deep-fried. He didn't know how to cook in his previous life, and he had no conditions to cook after his rebirth.

But thanks to the god of short videos, Schiller was a Chinese in his previous life. He has more ways to search for recipes on Tiktok than foreigners, and he can easily tell whether the dish is delicious. These fool recipes just need to be followed step by step, which is not difficult at all, so Schiller has been obsessed with cooking recently.

Although many short videos are operated like a tiger, the final result is still a refined version of white people's meals, but after all, there are many Chinese living in the United States, and there are many international students. Recently, Xu Shangqi opened an account to teach people how to cook Chinese food.

His Tiktok name is also very interesting. The translation means "Xu Shangqi who can't bear it anymore". The avatar is a chef in Hell's Kitchen. The first video pinned below is his complaint about white people's food.

He was the first Tiktoker Schiller followed, because his complaint video was very popular at the time, which resonated with many Chinese and international students living in the United States.

And the food teaching videos he made later were also very successful. The main reason was that he did not teach traditional Chinese dishes, but some modified dishes. For example, the lemongrass lemon chicken that Schiller made today is actually an American version of Chinese cuisine plus Southeast Asian cuisine.

In China, people usually eat hot and sour chicken feet, but few people in the United States eat chicken feet, so Xu Shangqi changed this dish to a Cantonese-style blanched chicken mixed with lemon and Southeast Asian spices. Whether it tastes good or not is secondary. The key is that it is very simple, even simpler than many white people's meals.

After Schiller made it several times, he found that it was not so important whether it was authentic or not, as long as it tasted good.

In fact, many Chinese Americans in the United States do not cook for themselves not because they do not know how to cook, but because the conditions here are really not supportive. It is okay that spices and the like cannot be bought. There is no unified standard for meat processing here, and it is even more varied. Sometimes when you buy a piece of saucy meat, the smell can stay in the kitchen for several days without dissipating, almost catching up with biological weapons.

After Schiller stepped on the pit of pork several times, he decided to give up. After all, there are many people making fried chicken here, and the probability of stepping on thunder with chicken is relatively small. Combined with some ingredients commonly used in Western cuisine such as lemon, there will basically be no problems.

Schiller made semi-finished products, such as chicken and seasonings are separated, and various ingredients for cold noodles are not added. In addition to keeping fresh, it is also to make others feel a little involved.

After being busy for a long time, it was almost time. Schiller sorted the various materials into the newly bought Lock and Lock boxes and called the resort to call a taxi.

Unexpectedly, it was not the staff of the resort who came, but Ultron. He made himself another body, and his hands were still inlaid with colorful fake gems.

He helped Schiller move the things to the car, and then worked hard as a driver. Schiller was a little confused by his sudden attentiveness. Could this guy want a raise again?

Ultron seemed to see Schiller's doubts. While driving, he said with some boasting: "I added a taste bud system to myself, which can score them by sensing the taste of food. I'm going to have a feast today."

"What kind of technology is this?" Schiller felt a little incredible. How can a robot taste? And why should it taste?

"The ingredients were provided by Helen. I heard that they are the tongues of a mechanical race in the universe. It took them a long time to evolve taste buds. As for the purpose, it is probably for enjoyment."

"You too?"

"No, I am here to give scores. You always say whose dishes are delicious and whose dishes are not delicious. Now you are about to welcome an objective and fair judge."

"It's ridiculous." Schiller commented: "If you were in Hell's Kitchen, you would be the first to be eliminated."

"You don't count." Ultron took out his mobile phone. No matter how many times he saw it, Schiller still felt that this scene was ridiculous - a robot took out his mobile phone!

But soon Schiller was attracted by the content on his mobile phone. It was a Tiktoker homepage. Schiller leaned over to take a look. It turned out to be Ultron's own homepage, and it even said that he was a robot.

But the first point Schiller paid attention to was, "Are all your fans above you yourself? You use your 100 billion clones to do this?"

Ultron curled his lips very humanely and said, "I'm not that boring. These are all real people. They are the fans I have accumulated with great difficulty."

"What type of video do you make?" Schiller asked.

"Of course it's a robot review." Ultron shook his head and said.

"Why would others believe that you are a robot?" Schiller was puzzled from the bottom of his heart. He said, "Even if you have a movable mechanical body, it may be controlled by a person."

"They have to believe it even if they don't believe it, because most of the people commenting below are me."

"Aren't you still buying water army?"

"This is different. I don't have to pay."

Schiller shook his head. He picked up his mobile phone and searched the account he just saw. He found that there were still many fans, but except for the comments posted by Ultron himself, most of them were just for fun. They didn't believe that there were robots that could go online at all. They thought this must be another gimmick made by a robot company.

But despite this, everyone finds it very interesting, because you can even see a robot experience Internet cafes around the world, and the comments below are absurd and funny.

"Aren't you going to open an account?" Ultron asked: "The demand is very high, and everyone wants to hear you analyze all kinds of troubles in life."

"That's why I won't open one. The troubles of ordinary people can be roughly divided into two categories. One is pure bad luck, which does not need to be analyzed at all, and the other is that they can't do it even if they analyze it, and it doesn't work."

"I thought you would be happy to be a life mentor and help people get a healthier mentality."

"Come on, they can even get happiness by looking at your account, isn't it healthy enough?"

After a pause, Schiller continued: "It is precisely because of professional considerations that I can't express my opinions on the Internet at will. Psychology is a very magical subject. Once you gain people's trust, it is easy to make people believe things. How is it. "

"Now there are many people who admire me and think that I have a strong professional level. They trust me very much in their subconscious, so any word I say may be regarded as a criterion by them. "

"If I do some analysis of the symptoms of negative emotions, it is easy for them to apply it to themselves, thus causing negative psychological suggestions, which is exactly not good for mental health. "

"Once I mention some symptoms of depression and anxiety, although they are indeed pathological symptoms of the disease, people are also prone to such symptoms in daily life, but this does not mean that they are sick. Once they always suggest themselves in this way, it is easier to have problems. "

Ultron nodded, thinking that Schiller made sense, and then he slowly stopped the car and said: "We are here. "