Chapter 192 The Adventures of Thor (Part 1)

"Okay, listen big guy, you can't smash those honking cars. There is no rule in Hell's Kitchen that prohibits honking during the day..."

Steve pulled Thor back from rushing out and said to him seriously: "If you continue like this, you may be arrested and sent to a mental hospital. According to the psychiatrists I know, you will be in big trouble."

"Why do you earthlings speak so strangely? I can't understand your accent at all. Why do you have to pinch your throat to speak? Can you be a little manly?!" Thor said loudly.

Steve took a deep breath. He was really fed up with Thor. He grabbed Thor's arm with his right hand to prevent him from walking around, and then took out his mobile phone with the other hand to call Nick.

"Nick, if you must let me take this guy with you, can you quickly get him a translation device? The two of us can't communicate at all!"

That's right, the first problem Thor encountered after coming to the earth was his strange accent. Thor could speak English, of course, but when he came to the earth last time, this place in the United States still didn't speak English.

To be precise, the last time he came to Earth, the English spoken in England was not the current English.

As a result, his current language structure is the words and grammar of Old English, plus a strong Asgardian accent.

But the country he is in now is the United States, a place that has always intended to expel British English from the English language.

This made their communication very difficult. When Nick asked Steve to keep an eye on Thor, Steve had not yet realized the seriousness of the problem. He planned to take Thor around New York City during his morning run to let him see where he would live next.

As a result, in just a few dozen minutes, Thor was like an energetic husky, wanting to rush up and bite everything he saw. Steve was very suspicious that this might be Thor's revenge for the punch he gave him.

Steve stood at the intersection, one hand on his waist, holding Thor with the other, and said to him helplessly: "If you are seeking revenge for the punch I gave you, then fine, I can apologize to you, but this is not my intention. You have to go find the doctor who is good at physical therapy."

"And this is not a reason for you to knock on people's car windows, move roadblocks at will, and kick paint cans on the street. If you continue like this, you will not only be hit by my punch, but you will be beaten!"

Steve tried his best to persuade Thor, but Thor didn't understand him very well.

Steve also realized that he was talking to a deaf person. Just when he wanted to continue persuading him, his cell phone rang, and Schiller on the other side said to him: "Captain, can you please come to Stark Tower? We may need you to do a strength test."

After Steve hung up the phone, he immediately redialed and said: "Hello? Is Peter there? Oh, I'm his friend Steve. Can you please let him answer the phone?"

"Hello, Steve, what's wrong? I'm eating!" Peter answered a little vaguely, obviously not swallowing the food in his mouth.

"It's like this, Nick gave me a task, which is to take an alien on a tour in New York, but now I have other things to do, can you come over and help me?"

"Tour with an alien?... Really? Where is that?... So magical? Oh..." Peter lowered his voice, obviously with his family by his side, he paused, swallowed the food in his mouth, and then said: "Wait a minute, I'll be there soon."

After a while, Peter ran over from the other end of the street, wearing a Captain America commemorative T-shirt. When he walked forward, he pointed to the shield pattern on his chest. Steve smiled at him and patted him. Steve put his hand on Thor's shoulder and said, "If you want, I can print one for you with my shield, and guarantee a 1:1 restoration."

"Really?" Peter asked in surprise, and then he said hesitantly, "But this seems a bit disrespectful, after all, it is the symbol of Captain America's honor."

"It doesn't matter, as long as you complete this task for me, I will give you one, and it will also be signed."

Peter was so happy that he almost jumped up, and he immediately pulled Thor and said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of it!"

Steve gave him a thumbs up, and watched Peter pulling Thor away. He sighed, feeling a little guilty in his heart, always feeling that he was lying to a child.

Thor was even more unhappy when Peter pulled him. The Asgardians believed that the one with the biggest fist was the boss. Although he was dissatisfied with Steve's sneak attack on him and punched him, he also admitted that the man was a strong warrior, but what was wrong with this kid? Why did he look like a bean sprout?

Peter walked a few steps and suddenly stopped. Thor was stunned. He looked Peter up and down and said, "Are you tired? How about I carry you?"

Thor's worldview is very simple. In addition to the principle that the bigger the fist, the more powerful it is. He also helps the weak and takes care of the old, weak, sick and disabled. In his opinion, Peter is just a child, and is one of the weaker ones among the earthlings. He may need his help.

"Tired? No, of course not. Although my home is a little far from here, it's not too tiring."

"I just suddenly thought of where to take you. Let's..."

"Don't worry about me, that annoying guy finally left, I want to go around by myself!" Before Peter finished speaking, Thor turned around and left. He didn't need a child to lead the way.

As Thor was about to leave by himself, Peter chased after him and shouted: "Hey, wait! My autographed T-shirt..."

"Don't do that! Don't cross the road, that's against traffic rules! Wait... Don't touch that car, no! Don't kick the door, people will think you are a robber..."

Steve could still hold Thor back, but Peter could only stop him in front of him and make him change direction.

"I didn't, hey, stop! Don't go there! There's construction going on there, no... don't climb over the roadblock back... there might be..."

"Why do you earthlings treat me like a fool? I'm the prince of Asgard, of course I know what to do! I..."

"Bang!"

Two minutes later, Peter grabbed Thor's feet and pulled him out of the mud. He looked at his T-shirt stained with mud and said, "This is my newly bought genuine souvenir, and it's quite expensive..."

Thor said angrily, "Can't the roadblocks you humans make be bigger? I thought it was just a low wall, and there was someone else's yard inside!"

"Okay, listen, Steve told me you're an alien, so I can ignore the fact that you don't know these common sense at all, and it seems that you don't speak the earth's language very well, so it's understandable that you don't understand what I say, but you can at least understand my movements, right?"

Peter made a cross on his chest with his arm, and said, "This means you can't go. , the place you are not allowed to go may be dangerous. Fortunately, it is just a mud pit this time. If there are wires or something underneath, it will be terrible. You really have to listen to me! "

Thor ignored Peter and walked forward with his arms folded. Peter chased him. Thor turned his head and said, "You are just a child. Where are your parents? Do they let you wander around the street like this?"

"I have finished my summer homework, so I can go out to play. Oh, I haven't said it yet. I will take you to the arcade that I like the most. You will definitely like it there."

"What is that place?"

"It's a place to play games. There are many game consoles there. Recently, new models have been launched. I haven't been there yet. Let's go!"

"Oh, by the way, wait a minute, I'll call a friend of mine."

Said Peter, taking out his mobile phone and said to the other end of the phone: "Pikachu, what are you doing? That's right, see you at the old place..."

Five minutes later, Peter took Thor to an arcade on the edge of Hell's Kitchen.

He came to the door, but did not go in. Instead, he walked in along a side alley. After a while, a yellow figure jumped onto the fence and then jumped directly into Peter's arms. Peter and Pikachu clapped their hands and said, "Long time no see! Buddy!"

"Ha, I don't know who is dazzled by his girlfriend and hasn't come to play with his buddies for so long!"

"Dr. Schiller went away before. Aren't you going to help him look after the store? I thought you were busy. Okay... okay, I'm sorry, don't shock me!"

Thor was very curious about Pikachu. He said, "Is this your pet? Why is he so yellow?"

Say He was about to reach out to touch Pikachu, but just as he reached Pikachu's head, he was electrocuted and screamed. Peter quickly grabbed Pikachu's tail and said, "Stop it, you've electrocuted others... Oh, I forgot to introduce, this is my good buddy Pikachu, we are the best partners!"

"Did we have a team name before?" Peter looked at Pikachu and asked. Pikachu held the two short arms and stood on Peter's shoulder and said disdainfully, "The team name is Spider and Mouse, the two evils of the sewer, how is it?"

"Of course not, it smells too bad."

Watching Peter and Pikachu playing and fighting there, Thor was actually quiet After he came down, he even said with a little nostalgia: "I used to have a pet, a smart and clever hound, but it died in the war."

"Have you ever kept a dog?" Peter looked at Thor and asked: "Do aliens also keep dogs?"

"Of course, Asgard is not far from the earth, and many of our living habits are very similar."

"Then you still..."

"I just can't stand those cars that make noises at will, you know? If someone dares to make a chariot make noise on the road in Asgard, he will be whipped."

"And those roadblocks, they don't serve as a sufficient warning at all, even children can climb on them."

"And those who use strange jars to scribble on the walls, in Asgard, those who dare to scribble on the walls will be thrown into jail."

"Well... Actually, it happens on Earth, but that place is more chaotic and no one cares about them."

"If you put it that way, it seems to make sense. You said you were the prince of Asgard before, so it is natural for you to care about these things. But this is Earth, you are not a prince, and you may get beaten if you rush up directly."

"My father is the master of the nine kingdoms, and the nine kingdoms also include the atrium, and I am the future master of the nine kingdoms. Of course I have to take care of these things when I see them."

Peter was about to say something, but Thor said, "Where is the fun thing you're talking about? I don't think it's more interesting than hunting."

"Hunting? That's something from the Middle Ages, right? Come on, I'll take you to see some modern amusement facilities, you'll definitely find them great!"