Chapter 204: Fatty

Seemingly knowing Li Sinian, the clerk at the stall was not annoyed when he saw Li Sinian being so presumptuous. He bowed respectfully and then came to the fat man and patted him gently a few times.

"Fourth Master? Fourth Master! Wake up, Fourth Master, Senior Li is here!"

The fat man responded after being patted several times. He mumbled something unclearly, which made the rocking chair creak more "painfully" and turned over to continue sleeping.

The clerk next to him was embarrassed, Li Sinian had a black line on his forehead, and Li Chuyi was stunned.

If it weren't for the fact that the fat man was indeed in the middle stage of the spirit refining, Li Chuyi would even doubt whether this guy was a cultivator.

Is there such a cultivator? Not to mention his sleepiness, his vigilance is so poor that he continues to sleep without feeling anything even when being patted. How can he be a cultivator! Even a pig is more alert than this fat man!

"Damn, this pig bitch is me? Okay, man, get out of the way, I'll do it!"

Li Sinian was anxious, waved his hand and pinched a spell to summon a ball of water vapor, which instantly condensed into a ball of clear water the size of a basin, and pointed at the fat man without saying a word.

The guy next to him was startled and quickly stepped aside. The water ball fell directly on the fat man's head. It was about to pour on the fat man's head, but the fat man who was sleeping soundly suddenly raised his hand, and his big hand, which was two circles bigger and fatter than that of an ordinary person, grabbed the water ball in the air. The water ball was trapped by an invisible force and was honestly caught in his hand.

"Ha~~~!"

The fat man yawned loudly, and slowly opened his eyes. His confused eyes seemed to be still asleep. He looked around with his eyelids drooping, and it took a long time for a little light to gather.

When he saw the water ball in his hand, his eyes, which had just become clear, became confused again. He scratched his head fiercely with his big hand and said to himself in confusion: "What is this? I urinated? I'm not getting angry, but my urine is so clear?"

Li Sinian rolled his eyes, and Li Chuyi laughed out loud. The guy next to him looked even more embarrassed, and hurriedly stepped forward and whispered: "Fourth Master, Senior Li is here."

"Senior Li? Which Senior Li?" The fat man hadn't come back to his senses yet, and he was even more confused after hearing this.

The guy smiled bitterly and was about to explain, but Li Sinian couldn't sit still.

"Fatty Hao, it's me!"

The fat man looked over and saw that Li Sinian's confusion was gone, and his eyes finally cleared up. He laughed "Haha", and the loud voice made Li Chuyi's eardrum hurt from a distance.

"Hahaha, I was wondering who it was, it turned out to be you, the old man! What, you're still alive?"

"Nonsense, you're not dead yet, how could I be dead!" Li Sinian rolled his eyes and said unhappily.

Laughing, the fat man didn't get angry, just holding the water ball and jumping off the rocking chair. There was a dull sound when his feet landed on the ground, and Li Chuyi had the illusion that the ground was shaking a few times. He looked at the two deep footprints on the ground and was silent.

The fat man looked at his feet, seemed a little embarrassed, and laughed loudly again.

"Sorry, sorry, I just woke up and couldn't control myself. I used a little too much force. Sorry for the joke!"

Li Sinian seemed to be used to it, just curled his lips at him, with a look of indifference.

With the sound of "dong dong" footsteps, the fat man came in front of the two of them and watched Li Sinian raise the water ball in his hand.

"Did you throw this?"

"Yes!" Li Sinian nodded as if it was a matter of course, while Li Chuyi beside him was worried because he was afraid that the fat man would hit him.

But it seemed that he and Li Chuyi were raised by the same father. The fat man was not angry when he saw Li Sinian admit it, but smiled.

"Well, I have many friends, but you are the only one who is so considerate. You know that I will be thirsty after waking up, and you even prepared water for me. Thank you!"

After saying that, he put the water ball to his mouth, his chest contracted slightly, and he sucked the water ball clean in one gulp.

Seeing the fat man drink such a large ball of water like drinking tea, Li Chuyi was stunned, and looked at him as if he was looking at a monster.

That ball of water is not ordinary water! It looks like clear water, but because it was pushed out by Li Sinian with magic power, it is actually mixed with a lot of chaotic magic turbulence and Li Sinian's magic aura.

It's okay for ordinary people to drink this kind of water, but for cultivators, if they don't refine it to make it pure, but drink it directly like the fat man, it is likely to cause disorder in their own mana and even damage the foundation of the Dantian Qi Sea.

But Li Chuyi saw clearly that the fat man didn't refine it at all before sucking the water ball, and just drank it directly. Even if he is familiar with Li Sinian and knows that the other party will not harm him, it is not something a normal person can do to swallow the other person's magic summoning object directly!

Therefore, Li Chuyi looked at him with a look of weirdness and shock.

This is a pervert!

The fat man didn't have the consciousness of being a "pervert". After drinking it, he smacked his lips and looked at Li Sinian with some unsatisfied feeling.

"Not enough, is there any more?"

Li Sinian had a black line on his forehead, and the fat man laughed and waved the teapot on the recliner.

"Stingy, I have my own!"

After saying that, he started sucking hard at the teapot. The teapot was obviously not an ordinary thing. Even after he sucked it like that, the tea didn't dry up at all. It seemed that the tea inside was endless and kept pouring out of the fat man's mouth.

After a long time, the big fat man finally drank enough and burped after half a meal. Then he looked at Li Sinian with a satisfied look on his face.

"Old immortal, why are you in such a good mood to see me today? Could it be that you can't survive anymore and finally figured out how to join me?"

"Fart, I'm a well-rounded man with a sharp tongue, how can I not survive! I'm here to do business with you today, and I want to inquire about some things by the way!"

Upon hearing what Li Sinian said, the fat man immediately became interested and looked him up and down, with a teasing smile on his face.

"Hey, there's something you Li Sinian doesn't know about on this green beach. It's like the mountains and the sky merge together, and the sun is rising in the west!"

Li Sinian ignored him with a dark face and winked at Li Chuyi next to him. Li Chuyi understood in his heart, and with a thought, he took out a piece of fur from his storage bag and handed it over.

It was a wolf skin, owned by the unique demon wolf on the grassland. This kind of demon wolf itself has the blood of demon beasts, and has been blessed by the spiritual energy of heaven and earth on this grassland. Over time, it has become a spirit. Not only is its body nearly twice the size of an ordinary person, it is also extremely ferocious. A monk in the foundation building stage. Moreover, wolves like to live in groups, and when they are in groups, they are not even willing to mess with some ordinary monks in the alchemy stage.

But for Li Chuyi and Li Sinian, no matter how powerful these wolves are, they can't make any waves. Li Chuyi, who was eager to earn travel expenses, followed Li Sinian along the way and actually hunted a lot of demon wolves. At this time, the total number of wolf skins in the storage bag was not one thousand but eight hundred. This time he came to this collection of songs. One of the purposes is to prepare to sell these wolf skins.

The wolf skin, which was three or four times taller than Li Chu's when spread out, was only slightly too big for this fat man who was nearly half taller than an ordinary person. Taking the wolf skin and spreading it out with shaking hands, the big fat man glanced up and down a few times without saying anything, but turned to look at Li Chuyi underneath him.

The teenage Li Chu was not tall at all, and looked like a rag doll in front of this tall, fat man. At this moment, the two fat men, one big and one small, looked at each other, one raising his neck as hard as he could and the other straining. With his head lowered, the scene was very joyful.

After sizing Li Chu for a long time, the big fat man's eyes flashed and a hint of admiration appeared at the corner of his mouth.

"Good guy, you have such cultivation at such a young age. Those bullshit geniuses in the past probably couldn't even raise their heads in front of you. Old immortal, is this your relative, or is this little baby your illegitimate child? "

The little fat man looked embarrassed, but Li Sinian was so frightened that he subconsciously glanced at the magic mirror hung on Li Chuyi's waist and hurriedly shook his head and waved his hands.

"Don't talk nonsense. This little friend is someone I've recently met, and his background is very extraordinary. Don't get me into trouble, and you'll get burned as well!"

The big fat man's heart moved when he heard this, his eyebrows slightly raised, and then he nodded at Li Chu with a kind face.

"Don't be surprised, fellow Taoist, I just have such a temper. I hope you don't take the joke I just said to heart."

Li Chuyi naturally didn't take it seriously. When he heard this, he also smiled slightly and said with a well-behaved face: "Don't worry, big fat man. We are all fat. Being fat means being generous. It's just a joke. There is nothing to be angry about."

Seeing that Li Chuyi was so cheerful and had a good personality, what he said really spoke to his heart, especially the sentence "We are all fat people", which made him feel elated and he suddenly felt good about her.

He laughed a few times and stretched out his big hand to pat Li Chuyi on the shoulder. Li Chuyi was already prepared and was shaken a few times by the pat.

"Haha, okay! It's been a long time since I've seen such a cheerful fellow Taoist! There are not many people in Green Beach who dare to call me Big Fatty. You are very nice. I like you very much! Let's get to know each other. I am Hao Hongwei. I am the oldest in my family. Fourth, outsiders call me Fourth Master, but I like you very much and your cultivation is not low, so just call me Fatty Hao!"

Let me go, what a fat guy? What a taste!

Li Chuyi curled his lips in his heart, but his face became even more well-behaved.

"Hello, my name is Li Chuyi. I am almost sixteen years old this year. Outsiders call me many things, such as young hero, little hero, little grandpa, and little cutie. But I also like you very much. You Call me Little Fatty, and I’ll call you Big Fatty!”

Hao Hongwei's expression became even weirder. The little fat man in front of him seemed to be well-behaved, but in fact he was extremely sinister. He was definitely a master who would not suffer any loss. But he didn't care, on the contrary, he was very angry with him, especially when he heard that he was only a teenager this year, the look he looked at him became even weirder.

The teenage Lian Shen has never been seen or heard of, and there are only a few records in history books. As long as such people don't die, they will basically become the most powerful person who dominates a party in the end. With huge potential and a very good temper, the big fat man suddenly became very fond of her and wanted to make friends.

He nodded with a smile, then reached out and patted Li Chuyi for a few staggers. The big fat man said happily: "Okay, from now on I will be the big fat man, you will be the little fat man, and we will be the two fat men of Green Beach!"

Green Beach double fat? What kind of name is this?

Li Chuyi was full of slander, but his face showed no emotion, instead he nodded with joy. Although he disagrees with this big fat man's taste, at least for now, this big fat man's temperament is still in line with his appetite. Now that he is alone, this big fat man has met Li Sinian, so it might be possible to make friends with him.

The two fat men complimented each other back and forth, both of them were as shameless as a city wall. Under the flattery, a good feeling developed between the two of them, and they felt like they had met so late and had hardly known each other. Li Sinian, who was standing next to him, had a twitching face, looking at the weird looks in the eyes of the people around him and wanting to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.

It is his great fortune to know these two shameless fat guys!