$182, Crazy Circus
There was a moment of wordless silence backstage.
Tsuchimikado looked at the dazzling array of human artifacts and sighed quietly.
Survival of the fittest, natural selection, survival of the fittest, this has always been the case.
This is how things are among living things. It is difficult to point fingers or to distinguish right from wrong.
"Okay, don't think about this. We only have three days to figure out how to get out of this auction house. Do you really want to be sold?"
Zong Jiu stared at the bull-headed horse face patrolling backstage in the distance without leaving any trace, and took off the earrings from his ears.
After entering this super S-level dungeon, all special props above level B lose their effectiveness, including the miniature version of the physical holy sword on Zongjiu's ear.
Nowadays, the majestic S-level props and legendary-level holy sword can only be turned into a small decorative earring, which has no other use except for decoration.
But that's enough.
The white-haired magician took the earrings and gestured in front of the keyholes of the chains on his ankles and wrists. He found that the size was just right for the keyholes, so he raised his head and asked Tsuchimikado: "Have you selected the lockpicking skill?"
There was a "Locksmith" skill that could be lit on the identity card before entering the dungeon. Zongjiu selected one as an alternative, but the main system only allocated him 10 skill points. This means that he only has a one-tenth chance of success when throwing dice, so it would be more reliable to ask Tsuchimikado.
Tsuchimikado nodded hurriedly, "Yes."
He has a locksmith skill of 40 points and a success rate of two out of five, which is much higher than one out of ten.
Zong Jiu looked at him with great suspicion. He didn't throw the earring in his hand, but instead motioned for him to roll the dice first.
The Onmyoji, whose ability was questioned, started throwing angrily, determined to avenge his previous humiliation.
[Your throwing result is 40/40, and it is extremely difficult to succeed in unlocking the decision]
[Okay, although you obviously feel that it is very difficult for you to open this lock, but surprisingly, you turned around with the wire and found the opening by mistake, so you struggled to find the opening. Open the locks on your wrists and ankles]
"Did you see that?" Tsuchimikado raised his arms and shouted, "It's impossible not to fall in love even once, even just once!"
Songjiu: "..."
It almost failed. Why are you so proud of a very difficult success!
Tsuchimikado, who repeated the action of twisting the wire around, successfully rescued the two of them from the iron cage.
"What should we do next?"
In order to avoid being discovered by the patrol, although they opened the locks on their hands and feet and the cage, they did not act rashly. Instead, they sat in place, pretending to be trapped, so as not to alert the enemy.
"Dice stealth and run away directly."
There are so many skills in the identity card, and stealth is definitely one of the great skills. It is also one of the skills that must be selected after many S-level discussions.
If stealth can be thrown successfully, as long as they don't run into the patrol head-on, they can definitely leave here quietly without being discovered by anyone.
Songjiu stared at the moment when the bull head disappeared at the corner, and his mind moved.
The pink and white ten-sided dice suspended in the void quickly began to rotate according to the owner's mind.
[Your roll result is 17/30, stealth is judged successful]
[You squat/become light and lighten your steps. You can guarantee that unless someone sees you from the front or from an inadvertent angle, no one can hear your footsteps when you leave in such a noisy auction venue]
The white-haired young man carefully pushed the door open and walked forward with his body crouched.
Unexpectedly, he had just walked out less than two steps when a loud crackling sound suddenly came from behind him.
Zong Jiu: "......?"
He turned around and saw Tsuchimikado standing up from the cage uncontrollably. He first hit his head on the cage, and then fell towards the door of the iron cage like a kite with a broken string, and fell squarely on the shelves in front of their cages where the ornaments were placed.
In an instant, all the shelves with the auction items were knocked down by him, and countless human skin bags hanging on the shelves fell down like dominoes, causing a series of reactions.
[Friendly reminder, your teammate's throwing result is 97/35, which is a big failure]
[So not only did he fail to sneak successfully, but he also made a huge noise]
Good guy, another big failure that is worse than bad luck.
What is a bad teammate? This is a bad teammate! !
"What's going on?!"
Almost at the moment when the shelf fell down and made a loud noise, the Bull-Headed Horse-Face who was patrolling in the backstage heard the sound and rushed over here quickly, shaking the wooden floor.
Such a loud noise, let alone the backstage, it is estimated that it can be heard on the auction table.
Zong Jiu didn't care about his stealth. Thanks to the great failure of Tsuchimikado, his successful stealth became completely useless, and he was exposed every second.
"Why are you still standing there, run!"
He grabbed the collar of the dizzy Onmyoji and ran forward quickly.
The only way in front of them in the entire backstage was a deep exit leading to an unknown dark entrance below.
Zong Jiu led his men directly into this endless staircase.
The staircase was dark, but wide enough. It was obviously a special passage used to transport auction items or other goods on weekdays. There were only dim kerosene lamps on both sides. There was no fork in the road, and one road could lead to the end.
Behind them was a chaos and screams.
"The kitten and the puppy have escaped from the cage, catch them quickly!"
"Sound the alarm, sound the alarm quickly, and ask the gatekeeper to lower the iron gate behind the auction venue!"
After hearing this from afar, Zong Jiu immediately felt bad.
He saw the bright light at the end of the corridor in the distance, and a dog-headed man who was about to lower the iron gate.
"Quick, subsystem, I want to charm this gatekeeper NPC!"
The dice spun rapidly.
[Your roll result is 54/70, the charm judgment is successful]
[Since the gatekeeper NPC is not a very important and mentally firm NPC, you don't need to conduct a psychology test on this NPC for the time being]
It was almost visible to the naked eye that the gatekeeper's action of putting down the chain stopped at once.
Its eyes hidden in the dog's hair stared blankly at the white-haired young man rushing out of the black corridor.
[Your beauty deeply shocked the NPC, and the other party immediately felt sympathy. This is not difficult to understand, because the gatekeeper's hidden attribute is a soft-hearted cat slave, although it is the kind that has just been discovered]
"Come here quickly, poor little cat. You are so beautiful. If I sell you to those dirty and filthy big men, I will live in regret and pain for the rest of my life."
The dog-headed man waved at him, and after the two of them came through the iron gate, he directly pulled the iron gate down and stopped the bull-headed and horse-faced people chasing behind.
Tsuchimikado looked at Sojiu in shock, "Can it be like this?"
He looked at the other party who charmed the NPC effortlessly, as if his worldview had been refreshed.
In fact, it had nothing to do with the awesome charm skill. What really mattered was that Sojiu had thrown the dice so many times from the beginning to now, and he had never failed once.
Euro emperor, walking Euro emperor!
This thigh must be held tight!
"Quick, quick, stop talking nonsense."
Songjiu pushed him out, and the two of them immediately fled from the back of the auction venue and rushed outside.
The surroundings were full of lights and decorations, and the night was falling.
Not far away, a huge round colorful tent was propped up in place, surrounded by circles of light bulbs flashing different lights, and a large LED sign was hung at the entrance, with the flashing words "Crazy Circus" written on it.
In addition to this large tent, there was an empty square around, with a large fountain in the center, and a large concert hall and opera house opposite.
Animals dressed in human clothes walked and stopped in the square. There was a family with small animals to the circus, and a minotaur wearing a police uniform and patrolling with an iron rod in his hand.
Their conspicuous appearance and hair color immediately attracted a lot of attention.
"Look what that is!"
"It's a human, how did they run up from underground!"
"Come on, come quickly! There are humans running out of the underground farm!"
An animal screamed loudly, which was very conspicuous under the night sky, and the scene was extremely chaotic.
Almost at the same time, a sound came from the broadcast in the square.
"Emergency broadcast, next is an emergency broadcast. Two precious humans escaped from the circus auction venue, one is a white-haired pink-eyed kitten, and the other is a black-haired black-eyed husky. If you successfully capture and send them to the circus or the police station, you will receive a reward of 1,000 gold coins."
"Attention, attention! These two humans are endangered rare species with pure bloodlines. They must not be harmed in any way during the capture, otherwise it will be considered a violation of the Human Protection Law and receive severe punishment."
"Fuck the husky, return the Human Protection Law."
Tsuchimikado said, "Weren't those human skin backpacks and human skin products made by them just now?"
"Don't tell me, this thing is the same for humans and animals."
Song Jiu and him retreated step by step under the pressure of a large group of animals in the square, and suddenly the corner of his eye swept across the circus behind him.
"Let's go to the circus!"
In human society, the performers in the circus are animals. They train animals to perform various entertainment performances according to human preferences.
Logically, in an animal society, it is very likely that the performers in the circus have become humans.
If there are humans in the circus, it will not only be easier for them to disguise themselves, but they can also figure out what this copy is all about, and maybe they can find the clues left by the survivors who entered this copy 20 years ago as mentioned by the subsystem.
The two looked at each other, and it was obvious that they had the same idea, and ran towards the circus tent without looking back.
Behind them, a large group of animals holding nets shouted and chased after them, and there was a chaos.
"Strange, I just saw them running here, why didn't I see anyone?"
"Forget it, let's go to the side first. That's a thousand gold coins."
About five minutes later, Soujiu and Tsuchimikado squatted in the circus utility room, listening to the animals going away, looking at each other in surprise.
After confirming that there were no animals around, Soujiu pulled out some circus props from the big box in the utility room and whispered to Tsuchimikado: "This is a good opportunity, come on, let's disguise ourselves and get into the animal camp first."
"Are you sure?"
The Yin-Yang Master looked at the clothes he had just pulled out in his hand, and hesitated to speak.
Soujiu:?
He looked down and fell silent at the same time.
The next second, he stood up in disbelief and began to continue to dig into the big box behind him.
But there was nothing.
The boxes around them were filled with… colorful, exaggeratedly large skirts, high heels, lipsticks, and tube tops.
Not a single piece of men’s clothing.
In the distance, more and more footsteps were attracted by the one thousand gold coins announced on the radio, and the excited growls and roars of animals could be heard from afar.
Soujiu: “…”
Soujiu: “Only heaven and earth know about this matter, you and I know it, understand?”
Anyway, this is not the first time, the first time is new, the second time is familiar.
Tsuchimikado skillfully flipped out a skirt with lace from the side, and nodded with a heavy face: “I understand!”
The author has something to say: This is today's extra update!
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啾啾: Isn't it just women's clothing, haha!
no.1: (rubbing hands)
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