1253 Mountain and Tsunami

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In each episode of "The Norton Show", after Graham Norton officially takes the stage, there is a reserved session, combining recent current events and hot spots, to make complaints. Of course, this is a common part of British and American late-night talk shows; however, compared to the United States, the British jokes are more exciting.

Like the first episode tonight.

"Tonight I'm really too excited to meet the audience again after a long absence, like a century, that my excitement can't be calmed down at all, like Keith Watts. vaz's wife is as happy as not at home."

Keith Watts, a British MP, was recently reported by The Sun to hire / that / prostitute while his wife was not at home, and the other party was a man.

While the audience burst into laughter, Graham was excited, clasped his hands together, posing as if a young girl's heart was sprouting, and continued, "I'm so...excited." Then gently Rubbing your hands, you don't need too many words, the expression is enough to make people imagine, and the laughter and applause of the audience can't stop at all.

From politics to entertainment, from sports to society, all kinds of news can be used as material for ridicule and complaints, which has also made the popularity index of British talk shows soar. The last paragraph of the opening today is also full of explosive points.

"Finally, the royal news about pippa-middleton that worries us."

Pippa Middleton, sister of Kate Middleton and the current princess.

Since her sister joined the royal family, Pippa's negative news has repeatedly made headlines, and it has been compared with her sister in all aspects. Some people even use negative words such as "laughing stock" to describe Pippa. The degree of attention and attention is evident from this.

Graham exaggeratedly took a breath. "She has recently obtained special protection for her personal privacy. After those indescribable private photos were leaked, you know." In the Internet age, the privacy treasured by mobile phones and computers is gradually becoming It was exposed, and there were countless things that had to be said about the photo. This time it was Pippa Middleton's turn.

Amid the laughter, Graham made a mouth zipper motion, saying he couldn't talk more, then added, "But if you're curious, these photos have been widely circulated on the Internet."

Just when everyone thought that this sentence was ordinary, and there was no explosion at all, a picture appeared on the big screen:

Above the picture, Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince Harry are sitting side by side. Prince Charles in the center holds a mobile phone in his hand and is checking the screen of the mobile phone, while Prince William and Prince Harry on both sides are pointing fingers. Explain to father.

In an instant, the applause and laughter of the audience were like a tsunami. Not only because the accompanying pictures are really too meaningful, but also because the leaked photos this time contain a large number of family photos of Prince William. After the extension, things can immediately develop divergent thinking.

"You never know how much we can have." Graham added, which also made the laughter at the scene rumble like thunder. In just three minutes, Graham once again showed everyone. The important reason why everyone likes the "Norton Show", and then he cut into the theme, "The above is today's current political news. Next, I will introduce today's guests."

"Later on, the familiar robbie-williams will be on the scene, and he'll be performing live on his latest single, the one he sang at the Brit Awards not long ago. head.

But first, he debuted as a world-famous child star, then broke his shackles and became an established actor on stage and on the movie screen, and he is our good friend: Daniel Radcliffe! "

Graham quickly stepped forward, gave Daniel a hug, and welcomed Daniel to take a seat on the red couch in the center of the stage.

The audience responded with warm applause, and "Harry Potter" grew up with countless people; similarly, in turn, the audience also witnessed Daniel's growth from an eleven-year-old child to a twenty-year-old boy. This is an irreplaceable memory. Of course, for Daniel's acting career, it is both motivation and pressure.

"Secondly, he is now the most popular singer in the UK among young people, and he reinterprets people's views on Yorkshire." Inadvertently, he complained about Yorkshire.

"More importantly, he brought the ballads to life again. The young man who just celebrated his 22nd birthday not long ago is about to embark on a new world tour this year, and he is... Ed Sheeran !"

The cheers were even more enthusiastic than Daniel's. You could clearly feel the current British pursuit and support for Ed, and then you could see Ed stepped onto the stage slightly restrained and clumsy, with a shy face on his face. With a smile, he greeted Graham's embrace in a panic, and his helpless appearance caused a whistle on the scene.

"Next."

Graham walked to the front of the stage, "I need a little space and time to introduce this guest. He is the youngest Oscar winner in film history, and his 'Crazy Love' is still my personal favorite to this day. 's love movie... yes, I know, I just agreed."

Halfway through the introduction, the scene had already started to riot, and seemed to be cheering for "Love is Crazy". Graham tactfully glanced at the audience, expressed his views in agreement, resolved the crisis, and then continued himself. 's introductory words.

"Also, he won a Grammy, launched the ice bucket challenge, re-enacted 'Les Miserables,' he was the world's sexiest man in 2012, and he was the dream of countless people - including For myself, he gave performance and music a whole new meaning with his own actions. Yes, I know that the scene has been so hot before he even appeared..."

The excitement at the scene could no longer be suppressed. Graham's speaking rhythm became faster and faster. He raised his right hand like a starting gun, raising the mood of all the audience.

"Let's welcome - Grammy winner, Emmy winner, Oscar winner, British Academy winner, Best actor in Berlin, and the newest Oliver winner, Renly Hall!"

"Ahhh!"

"Ahhh!"

"Ahhh!"

A tsunami-like wave of shouting burst out in an instant, the entire studio began to tremble again, and the audience all stood up in unison, even Daniel and Ed were no exception, applauding, screaming, shouting, roaring, roaring The sound was swirling and swirling in his ears, and the earth-shattering hurricane was rudely tearing all reason to shreds.

After waiting and waiting, repressed and repressed, it is finally time for complete release.

The most exaggerated thing is that even the photographers at the scene stood up. Because the camera was mounted on a tripod and operated automatically, they vacated their hands and gave up their positions, whistling and agitating their hands. Join in this unparalleled carnival.

Behind the crystal curtain, Renly appeared.

A pale pink shirt with a navy blue suit, a short curly hair is combed up, showing a handsome face completely, the shallow smile at the corner of his mouth is humble and polite, he bows his head politely, and greets him all the way up. On the stage, the light footsteps seemed to gather the eyes of the whole world, and an invisible spotlight shrouded his shoulders like this.

"Ahhh!"

The screams were out of control for the second time, mixed with crying and shouting, twisted, hoarse and torn, bursting out the powerful energy deep in the heart, sloping out continuously, the grand and majestic momentum is enough to make The meteor showers were all overshadowed, so much so that the entire studio was in flames.

Graham also had to shake his head again and again, expressing his helplessness and admiration.

Seeing this, Graham raised his hands and made a gesture of adoration, which made Renly laugh immediately. The cheerful and bright smile once again destroyed the defense line of the audience, and the screams had begun to tremble slightly. , it seems that there is no end in sight at all, and it can continue like this forever and ever.

Renly took the initiative to greet him, politely supported Graham, and cast a mocking look, as if to say: Are you serious?

Graham laughed dumbly, patted Renly's arm lightly, and said loudly, "Of course. You can see the scene for yourself." Those complaining eyes clearly said: Is this my home court? Why does it seem to be your home ground now? This made Renly laugh again.

Turning his head, Graham formally introduced to the audience, "Guys, this is Renly Hall!"

Amid the warm applause, Renly walked to the side, shook hands with Ed and Daniel, and was about to sit down when there was a light slap on his arm, he turned around, and then Seeing the helpless expression on Graham's face, he gestured to the audience and said: This is your mess, and you must clean it up.

Renly raised his eyebrows slightly, and gave Graham a speechless look of contempt. This rant and confrontation between you and I started before the talk show officially started.

But above the action, Ren Li still did not hesitate, raised his hand and pressed down again and again, the voice was transmitted through the microphone, but in the shouting, like a small boat in the stormy sea, it could not be transmitted at all.

However, this was not the first time Renly had dealt with such a situation. He turned his head and motioned for Ed and Daniel to sit down first, then he sat down himself, and finally pressed his palms towards the audience, signaling everyone to take their seats.

It's like a circus.

Under the guidance of the animal trainer, the audience finally sat down one by one. The applause continued, but the shouting and screaming finally calmed down, and Graham finally found his voice again. , "God! Oh, God!"

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