I Have a Girlfriend and I Also Have Central Air Conditioning (15) (The Central Air Conditioning Is Not in Vain (Nutrient Solution Is Added...)
Ji Changze's attitude towards Xiao Lu was at least twice as good.
Because of him, when the girls talked about superpowers again, the first thing they talked about was no longer Ji Changze's superpower "because everyone thinks he is a central air conditioner, so his superpower is a central air conditioner."
Instead, they talked about Xiao Lu who "wherever he appears, there will be a pair of lovers, so the invisibility superpower must be recited [I should be under the car, not in the car] before it can be used."
The campus male god finally got rid of the throne of "the most bizarre superpower source".
Before Xiao Lu is single, I'm afraid he will always sit on it.
"So, you have to think more about how to get rid of being single. Look, there are fifty people in our team, and forty-six are girls."
Ji Changze comforted him in a serious manner:
"In addition to my Yangyang, there are also girls who are in love with Xiao Hua. Aren't there many people? If you perform well and show your good man side, there will be girls who like you."
Xiao Lu was comforted.
He mustered up the courage and tried to get in touch with the girls.
Then he was comforted by the girls for a long time.
Xiao Lu: ==
After experiencing "I should be in the bottom", the girls obviously regarded him as an object of pity.
Commonly known as sisters.
It is probably difficult to get rid of being single internally.
Ji Changze comforted him: "It's okay, our team will expand."
Although fifty people are already enough.
That night, everyone slept at the gas station.
That night, Wu Bei cooked.
I have to say that the taste of his cooking was surprisingly good.
Such simple ingredients can also make such a good taste.
Everyone ate well, made the bed and lay down to sleep.
As usual, they took turns to keep watch according to the schedule.
This night was very peaceful.
For students who have just graduated from school, these peace of mind can well soothe the nervous and worried hearts of fear of the unknown.
But it is precisely because they think too much in their hearts.
Everyone was a little sleepless.
So everyone got up and held a party temporarily.
The content of the meeting was mainly about what to do in the future.
Among the fifty people, most of them came out because of Ji Changze and others.
Ji Changze's destination was to go home.
Those who were willing to go out with him asked for the direction of his home before going out.
Those girls who stayed behind might be because their homes were in the opposite direction of where Ji Changze and his friends were going. If they followed them, they would be doomed to not see their families.
One girl asked cautiously.
Her home was on the route from here to Ji Changze's home. Could he wait for her then?
After going through so much, everyone knew that the first thing to face when arriving at a new place was a large number of zombies.
No one could confidently ask their companions to take risks with them, so there was only one request, "Wait for her."
"Wait for me for three days. If you can wait, we will go together. I can take care of my parents."
"If you can't wait, you can leave directly."
As soon as she said this, many girls who had been thinking about going home nodded:
"And me, can I do this too?"
"I also want to try to go home to find my parents. Even if it's them... I have to see the corpses before I'm satisfied."
Ji Changze sat cross-legged, peeling melon seeds while listening to them talk.
Seeing so many people have the same request, he asked curiously:
"Why don't we just form a homecoming alliance, walk along a line, and pick up the families of the alliance members one by one?"
Seeing that everyone was looking at him stupidly, he continued:
"We will definitely go to Yangyang's and Wubei's families first. After picking up their families, we will go to my house. If you are willing, we will all go in and out together."
"Everyone's home, everyone will go together, just walk all the way."
No one answered.
After a long while, a girl raised her eyes with red eyes: "Is it really possible? Can we really go home all the way?"
Ji Changze waved the map of China he found:
"With this map, there will be no problem."
The girl started to cry excitedly.
The girl next to her was about to wipe her tears, but suddenly she thought of something and jumped up immediately:
"Don't cry, don't cry!! Your tears will turn into gasoline!! The quilt will be damaged!"
"Pull the quilt away! This quilt is hard to find!! "
"Quick, quick, bring her little red bucket over!"
"Here it comes, the little red bucket is here."
After half a minute of fumbling, the girl hugged the little red bucket and cried bitterly.
Drops of gasoline fell into the bucket, and the air was suddenly filled with the smell of gasoline.
Other girls who wanted to cry: "..."
What to do? Smelling the gasoline smell and watching gasoline dripping from their companions' eyes, they really couldn't cry.
The girl who was watched crying by a circle of people hugged the little red bucket and couldn't cry anymore.
"You, what are you looking at me for? I'm too embarrassed to cry."
Wu Bei: "You should cry. Don't miss this good opportunity to save gasoline."
"If you don't have the strength, how about I tell you a joke?"
The girl holding the little red bucket: ... I don't want to cry anymore.
In the end, Ji Changze clapped his hands:
"Okay, okay, I just found so much gasoline, not to mention her tears. If you cry at night, your eyes will be swollen tomorrow. How will you be able to see the road then?"
"All sleep."
Naturally, his prestige in everyone's mind was nothing to say. As soon as he spoke, everyone began to lie down and sleep.
They all brought these sheets and bedding from the dormitory, and some of them were also found at the gas station.
Now is the end of the world. Things are used less and less, so everyone cherishes what they use.
After carefully making the bed to ensure that everyone could sleep softly and soundly even if they were on the floor, everyone quietly huddled under the quilt and pillowed on the pillows and began to prepare for bed.
But before closing her eyes, a girl thought of a question:
"Senior Ji, if we form a homecoming alliance, wouldn't you be the leader?"
Ji Changze: "...Isn't the alliance leader a bit unpleasant? Is there any other title?"
"I know this. I've watched a lot of martial arts movies. Let's call him the leader."
"The leader sounds like a Taoist priest. Nagasawa and Yangyang both have babies. I think the city leader sounds good."
"City Lord, you also need a city, we only have cars."
"Then call the car owner?"
"Isn't the car owner Xiao Lu?"
Xiao Lu, who was lying silently in the corner and succumbing to sleep, said: "...Hey!"
There was laughter all around.
Amid such laughter, everyone slowly fell asleep.
That night, many people had sweet dreams.
I dreamed that they returned home, found their parents, and then moved forward with the motorcade.
Early the next morning, a group of people were in high spirits again.
This time, it was indeed a long journey.
They stayed open for five or six days.
Of course, it's not that the journey is really that far, but that there are always some emergencies that have to be stopped and dealt with on the way.
for example:
There are too many zombies around to get through.
The damaged vehicle blocked the roadside.
Trees have fallen and need to be moved.
The chickens stopped laying eggs and everyone got out of the car to look for bugs.
Only the last one was done by everyone together.
Their car happened to park beside a wet farmland. The farmland here was very wide. At first glance, there were only two or three zombies. After taking care of these zombies, they would start to make a fire to eat.
As soon as Wu Bei stood by the farmland, he asserted:
"There are definitely earthworms in here, and there are lots of them."
"Believe me, I'm a professional! If we catch them, we will definitely gain a lot! Once the earthworms are caught and the chickens eat them and lay eggs, I can also try to make cakes."
So the people who didn't cook worked hard to catch in the fields, and as expected, the harvest was great as Wu Bei said, and they caught many... eels.
These eels were obviously put in by the owner of the field for breeding, but no one is harvesting them now.
Although it is not fish, eel tastes very good.
There are some girls who did not eat elongated creatures like eels before the end of the world, but they have worked so hard for more than ten days without eating meat. Let alone eels, even crocodiles are their first reaction when they see them.
For a time, the cooks were cooking and the eel catchers were catching eels.
Everyone also competed over who had the biggest eel.
It's just that these eels may have been put in from the same batch, and they are all about the same size. Comparing them is really a bit of a postgraduate test.
"Hahahaha!! My eel is bigger than yours!!"
Senior Sister Xinghe excitedly raised a long strip in her hand.
The school girls looked at each other: "...S-Senior sister, that's a snake..."
"Huh?"
Senior Sister Xinghe took down the long bar he held up and looked at it:
"It's really a snake."
Wu Bei glanced at it from a distance: "Snake soup is not bad! Senior sister, bring the snake up."
Then Senior Sister Xinghe became excited again:
"Haha!! My snake is bigger than your eel!!"
School girls: "..."
Ji Changze, who was stirring the pot with a spoon, looked at his companions who were noisy in the field, and then looked down at the few eggs left.
Squatting on the hen that hasn't eaten any bugs since leaving school and has "wilt" written all over its body.
Tenderly caressing its wings:
"Hey, it's so pitiful. It's been so long since I've eaten bugs, and I haven't even laid any eggs."
"If I don't lay eggs, I'll have to eat you. Hey, it's even more pitiful."
hen:……
It clucked and went to look for bugs.
Ji Changze was very satisfied with the hen's success. He stirred the pot twice more and then shouted:
"time to eat!"
Wu Bei was the first to come over, and after taking a sip of the soup, he began to dislike it:
"You put in too much salt again. Really, let me do it next time. I won't mind the trouble."
A group of people came up laughing and joking. Senior Xinghe, who was carrying the snake, suddenly let out a loud sound and threw the snake out:
"This snake bites people."
Others suddenly became nervous: "Isn't it poisonous?"
"No, don't worry, I know that species, it's just an ordinary cauliflower snake."
"Okay, let's go up. Where is the snake? Where did it go?"
After searching again and again, I heard another exclamation:
"Come and see! There's a big python!"
“It’s still white!!”
Xiao Lu also hurried over to join in the fun:
"Damn it, it's so big, white lady."
As soon as he finished speaking, the snake slowly moved and turned into a familiar light spot (Fu Qingli:...). When it came together again, the place where the big white python was lying turned into a seven-year-old big white python. little boy.
Everyone was shocked.
Xiao Lu: "...Bai, Bai child?"
Wu Bei watched from afar, and was so shocked that the chopsticks in his hand fell. He also ran over to join in the fun:
"What's wrong? Another superpower like Fu Qingli appeared?"
Ji Changze also put down his bowl and chopsticks, and followed Yuan Yang to slowly walk over to join in the fun.
When they passed by, the child was sitting with his knees hugged in fear, looking at everyone present with wide eyes in fear.
Because Fu Qingli was in front, everyone was not too surprised. There was also a girl who came forward to ask:
"What's your name?"
"Why are you here?"
Unfortunately, no matter what everyone asked, he didn't say a word.
Wu Bei saw it, took out his own paper and pen and handed it over: "Little friend, if you don't want to talk, you can draw it."
The child looked at him carefully, perhaps because he thought he looked white and fat and didn't look like a bad person, so he took the paper and pen.
Just put it on his legs, looking at Wu Bei for a while, writing and drawing for a while.
The people around were watching with great interest:
"This kid is drawing a comic strip."
"It's quite realistic, but I can't understand the content."
"Chenchen, he's looking at you, hey! He's looking at me too!"
Ji Changze didn't squat like them, but stood up and looked down.
In the boy's drawing, a man (no hair) first appeared, killed a hideous and scary man with a big mouth (zombie), then put on something like gloves and took a piece of meat from the zombie.
Then he walked into a room and threw the piece of meat into a bucket of liquid that he couldn't tell what it was.
Afterwards, he carried the bucket into another room and talked to a very strong and big man. In the corner, there were many women with ropes tied around their necks (long hair).
He used the water to make a meal, and when it was time to eat, everyone gathered together to eat, including him.
The big man watched them all eat before he started eating.
Halfway through the meal, he looked down at the time on his watch.
Then he suddenly rushed up, ran to the corner, cut the ropes around the women's necks with a knife, and pushed them into the inner room.
Outside, the others stood up angrily, picked up weapons and walked towards him. He opened his arms to block the door.
Then, he also became ferocious and opened his mouth.
Those who were still besieging him also became ferocious and opened their mouths after falling to the ground and standing up.
They began to walk around together.
Until the women inside came out.
After a fight, all these people fell to the ground, and the only one standing was him.
He was tied to a pillar, and a woman walked over, crying (two long lines were drawn on her face) and hugged him from behind.
Someone handed him a building block (is that a gun?).
The woman put it against his head.
Then, he stopped opening his mouth.
The women put him down, carefully tidied his clothes, closed his eyes, and wiped his face.
Finally, they dug a pit and put him in.
After the soil was buried, they stood there, holding blades, and cut their faces one by one.
Although the painting style was so simple and childish, Ji Changze seemed to have watched one clip after another.
He looked at Wu Bei and finally knew the original ending of this person.
The other party was still excited and shouted:
"You drew me! Xiao Lu, don't fight with me. He drew me. Look, the moles on the neck are all there. Only I have a mole on my neck."
"This kid seems to like me. There is no way. Brother is very charming."
"But what does this painting mean? These stick figures, I don't understand it very well."
In fact, except Ji Changze, no one else can understand it very well.
Wu Bei tried to translate:
"It should be a painting. The painting is... I went out hunting and caught a giraffe. Then I went back to cook and ate the giraffe with a bunch of bears. There were two strings tied to the head next to it. Are they the horns of the sika deer?"
"I locked the sika deer in the house, and then I ate with the bears. As a result, the food I cooked was so delicious that everyone danced excitedly.
Finally, the sika deer also came out to dance, and then the sika deer was also conquered by my food. He also asked me to play with building blocks and covered me with a blanket."
"Oh!"
"This is a rich plot. If it was put before the end of the world, it would be no problem to publish it."
Wu Bei was excited and touched the little boy's head:
"You have good eyes, kid. You know that my brother's cooking is delicious. Did you hear us talking just now?"
The little boy blinked and touched his forehead, as if wondering why there was no hole there.
When he turned his head and found that senior He Chenchen and the others had smooth and white faces, his face became even more confused.
Just when he was confused, Wu Bei picked him up.
"Alliance leader, let's take this child with us. He's quite good at drawing. Maybe he can draw maps for us when he grows up."
"Look, he even drew a fairy tale for me."
Ji Changze looked at the pictures without changing his expression:
"It's quite fairy tale."
"Let's take him with us, but didn't I tell you? Don't call me leader."
Wu Bei ran with the child in his arms, smiling:
"Okay, leader, no problem, leader."
After sitting down and tasting the food, he could hear his clamoring again:
"Alliance leader, you'd better not cook. There's not enough salt in this dish."
"Let me do it next time."
He Chenchen touched his face.
"Why do the kids always look at my face? It's like there's a painting on my face."
She wanted to ask Senior Xinghe, but it turned out that Senior Xinghe was still trying to find the snake that was thrown out, and she couldn't forget the snake soup she almost ate.
The senior girl from the baseball club also touched her face.
She had just been stared at by the little boy for a long time.
Soon, she found the reason:
"I must be so beautiful that all the children are stunned."
"I see!"
He Chenchen also answered happily:
"It's not in vain. I won't forget to apply moisturizer and lotion to take care of my face in the end of the world."
"I'm so beautiful, even the kids can't resist me."
They talked and laughed and went to eat.
"Ah!!! Arms!! You actually stole my sausage! Give it back to me!!"
"You even stole my spicy chips!!"
"Yangyang, look at him!! He doesn't regard me as a sister at all!"
"You didn't treat me like your younger brother when you stole my spicy noodles!"
These two were making a fuss, and the others were watching the fun without being surprised.
Senior Xinghe, who finally caught the snake, was satisfied and carried the snake over. When she turned around, she saw Ji Changze still standing there and called him:
"Leader! It's time to eat!!"
Ji Changze then also smiled.
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