483, I Have a Girlfriend and Central Air Conditioning (3)
Ji Changze still smiled gently and approachably.
Wu Bei: "..."
Return his feeling and shame to him! !
"Who wants you to help me lose weight! I can do it myself!"
He announced angrily and loudly, and moved slowly away with small steps.
If you don't want to be armed, don't want to strode with great momentum.
Isn't this right? I just ran for half an hour and stopped to rest. My legs were so weak that they turned into noodles.
He can straighten his spine and move in small steps, which is the maximum limit.
Ji Changze stood there and watched Wu Bei walking away like a crab, laughed, and continued running.
The end of the world is coming. Although this body is maintained in good shape, it is just a good-looking one.
Ji Changze still has to improve his physical fitness in a short period of time.
While running, you can also make some money.
In the original timeline, except for the appearance of superpowers, everything else was without warning.
People who become zombies are just like other people before that.
There was no cold or fever, no rain, no sudden coma.
This is an apocalypse that cannot be prevented in advance.
Before it arrives, no one knows who around them will turn into a zombie.
Ji Changze secretly invaded the national system last night, left some information, and wore the skin of a person with prophecy.
He couldn't use his current identity to do these things. After doing it quickly and quietly, he immediately destroyed the evidence.
Although there is no way to prevent it, it is always good to be prepared.
Ji Changze estimated that there were so many people with superpowers. Of course, it was impossible for the country to take such a big thing seriously without being able to verify it, but it wouldn't bet on one? Impossible.
Especially now that there are only two and a half days left before the end of the world. If the prophecies of the superpowers are indeed true, they don't have much time left.
Therefore, some reminders will definitely be given.
Sure enough, the country responded. In the middle of the afternoon, someone was forwarding a post on the campus forum.
[It says here that the original poster predicted that the end of the world is coming, and provided a complete set of survival strategies for the end of the world]
[I’ve finished reading. I don’t know if the poster is a prophet, but he must be a survival expert]
[He actually covers his face and teaches people how to defend themselves. He’s so handsome. Let’s learn.]
[The original poster is from the military. With his skills and stance, he is obviously a soldier.]
How many posts like this predict apocalyptic crises come out every few years?, but this one
The post was particularly popular because it gave so detailed instructions on how to survive.
What about when you need to escape? Jumping off a building can protect your body to the greatest extent.
How to use clothes, curtains, etc. to make a strong rope.
How to use the simplest appliance to make a simple water purifier.
Commonly used items around you can be used as self-defense weapons at critical moments.
Too complete? Too complete! !
The office workers don’t know what they think of the students after seeing it, but for young people who are full of energy and still a little bit of a middle school student at heart, the various self-defense moves in it are simply hard to put down.
Because it clearly states the time for the end of the world, and there are only two days left anyway, many people have saved the contents with the idea that they would rather believe it or not.
Arms are also included.
It’s not that he believes in the end of the world, but he just finds the various survival methods taught in it quite interesting.
What are the detailed rope roping methods, tutorials on drilling wood to make fire, what methods can be used to quickly cool down when you are sick and cannot find medicine, etc.
It can be said that every piece of information here is solid information, and it is definitely not made up.
Even if the apocalypse doesn't come, if you learn some of them, you may be able to use them in the future.
Especially those sets of self-defense moves that he simply couldn't put down.
The only problem is that he may not have any martial arts skills, and practicing blindly on videos will not produce any results.
He really couldn't figure out why everyone's moves were so powerful, while his moves were like tigers and cats. Wu Bei lay on the bed and thought about it for a while, and planned to go to the school forum to ask everyone for advice.
As a result, as soon as I clicked into the forum, I saw a post floating on the first page.
[Apply for post-apocalyptic survival poster self-defense instructor, on-site guidance, up to five people accepted]
Go in and take a look.
——Are you still worried about trying to learn cool moves but not getting the essentials? Have you been learning for a long time and you are still weak at all? Are you unable to play powerfully and are puzzled?
——Self-defense move instructor, guiding you in every move, being patient throughout the process, and absolutely promising to treat you as God, with an hourly salary of 100r, and full negotiability.
Wu Bei: "..."
Why did he feel that this style of painting looked familiar?
Look at the poster ID again.
grass!
Sure enough, it's Ji Changze!
He immediately raised his head and looked at the person on the upper bunk opposite who was clicking around on his mobile phone.
"Did you post that self-defense move instructor?"
Ji Changze didn't even raise his eyes:
"yes."
Is he still right? Ah!
How could this be possible? You are so justified!
Thinking that he had been deceived by this person before and still thought he was good, Wu Bei became furious.
"That post was posted in the afternoon. You said you can guide others at night. Isn't this misleading?! You still have the nerve to charge someone a hundred yuan an hour. How shameless!"
Ji Changze raised his head with a smile and glanced at him:
"You don't believe it?"
Wu Bei snorted coldly: "I don't believe it."
"It doesn't matter if you don't believe it. You'll know if you try it."
Ji Changze got off the upper bunk directly: "Come on, let's try?"
Wu Bei didn't give in to him.
Ever since he read that post in the afternoon, he has been practicing the self-defense moves in it. He thinks he is much better than Ji Changze who has been leaning on the bed and playing with his mobile phone.
Deep down in his heart, he also wanted Ji Changze to see what he was capable of and stop being a philanderer outside all the time trying to seduce his cousin. He immediately sat up from the bed with a provocative look on his face:
"Just try it!"
Most of the self-defense moves taught in that post were long weapons, so the two of them searched the dormitory and found two brooms.
One good one, one bad one.
Each of them took a handful, stood in the middle of the dormitory and started making gestures.
The other roommates who were paralyzed saw that they were actually planning to compete. They instantly became energetic and raised their heads one after another to watch the fun.
They also all know the "love-hate relationship" between Wu Bei and Ji Changze.
Regarding the fact that Ji Changze hangs out with a bunch of pretty girls, some people look down on him and some are envious of him. They don't know what the girls say, but in the boys' dormitory, it can be said that everyone knows Ji Changze's scumbag nature.
They are all men, no one knows who is who.
He had a girlfriend and was always courteous to beauties. They didn't believe that Ji Changze had nothing in mind.
It's just that this matter has nothing to do with them. Even if they don't like their superiors in their hearts, they won't show it. Except for Wu Bei, who is related to Yuan Yang, others at least seem to get along peacefully with Ji Changze.
Now that Wu Bei's brother-in-law wants to beat up the scumbag, this drama cannot be missed.
"Come on, let me record it for you!"
"In ancient times, there was a discussion about swords in Huashan Mountain, but now there is a discussion about broomsticks in dormitories!"
"Okay! Wu Bei made the first move, but he was pierced. Ji Changze blocked it! He blocked it! Okay! After he blocked it, he didn't defend, but started to attack in the next second. Beautiful!"
Armed quilt
Ji Changze's attack was caught off guard. While he was blocking it hurriedly, he got angry and shouted:
"Xiao Lu, can you shut that mouth of yours!"
The other side responded simply: "No!"
Compared with Wu Bei's panicked response, Ji Changze, the campus male god, looked personable and very chic even if he was holding a broom in his hand.
He moved quickly and used the self-defense moves taught in the video to accurately block the weapons' attacks, and he could also guide the opponent with ease.
"The move you made just now was unstable. As soon as I exerted my force, you were pushed back."
"This move is all about balance. You used the wrong force."
"This time was good, come again."
"I'm going to make a move. You try to defend the left side and the right side."
After a competition among roommates, Ji Changze was forced to become his master and disciple.
Wu Bei failed to beat up the scumbag, but was educated by the scumbag instead.
In his heart, he really wanted to ignore Ji Changze, but his hands were so beaten that he had no ability to fight back. He had no intention of thinking at all and only subconsciously followed the other person's words.
Not to mention, after following Ji Changze's words, the move that he couldn't get smooth no matter how hard he practiced actually became smooth.
The two of them came up and down, and Wu Bei's movements were corrected little by little.
He was almost exhausted, but Ji Changze, who was facing him, was still breathless and without blushing, slashing at him with the broom in his hand. Wu Bei really had no strength, so he could only stop quickly:
"No fight, no fight!"
Ji Changze's broom stopped in front of Wu Bei.
The man with the title of Mr. Liu took off the broom and looked at him with a smile: "How is it? Are all the things I said useful?"
Wu Bei didn't want to admit it in his heart, but in the end he could only nod reluctantly.
"I lost."
Ji Changze patted him on the shoulder: "I just practiced with you for a while and found out that you are very talented. As long as you say what I just taught you once, you will remember it. As long as you practice more every day, you will definitely be better than I'm strong."
After hearing his gentle words, Wu Bei's frustrated self-esteem felt a little better.
He coughed dryly: "Really?"
Ji Changze looked at him very sincerely: "Really."
Compared to being an idiot, of course it is easier for people to believe that he is a talented martial arts genius. Wu Bei has already determined that what Ji Changze said is true.
As the saying goes, don’t hit someone with a smiling face.
Ji Changze praised him, so of course he couldn't make sarcastic remarks.
Moreover, Armed Forces also wants to know something.
road.
"That post was from this afternoon. I read it and have been practicing. You have been playing with your phone and haven't practiced at all. How can you still be so good?"
Ji Changze said with a smile: "Although I haven't practiced, haven't you been practicing in the dormitory? Seeing you practicing so diligently, bystanders can see clearly, and it is easier for me to see how these moves should be done. You have done them all What's wrong."
oh……
I see.
Wu Bei suddenly realized it, and Ji Changze, who admitted his diligence, looked more than a little bit better.
Seeing his expression changing, Ji Changze smiled at him again and extended an invitation warmly:
"Will you come back after a short rest? You have made such great progress. Once we have finished practicing all the moves, you should be able to practice by yourself in the future."
The war between heaven and man began again in Wu Bei's heart.
In fact, Ji Changze is really good.
The moves and techniques taught are also really useful.
Or would he agree?
After learning it, if Ji Changze bullies his cousin, he will use these moves to beat him up.
Thinking of this, Wu Bei began to feel guilty again.
Someone was teaching him well, so how could he think about beating Ji Changze with the moves that the other party taught him.
This is too immoral.
Ji Changze watched his expression change again, and finally nodded heavily with an expression on his face that said "I have made a huge decision."
"Okay, I'll learn from you later!"
The onlookers who were watching the roommates really didn't expect that the tit-for-tat confrontation would turn into apprenticeship, and they all started laughing.
Xiao Lu even put away his cell phone and said:
"You two are having a good day and a bad day, just like those girls?"
The topic of boys’ dormitory will never be without female classmates.
In the past, they had many discussions about the sticky friendship between the girl who always quarreled but always made up immediately.
Wu Bei still remembered that he was yelling at the side just now, which affected his performance like a live sports broadcast, and he immediately rushed forward fiercely.
"You have the nerve to open your mouth, but I'm going to beat you until you call me daddy today!"
Seeing that the protagonist of the battle was about to be replaced, Ji Changze quickly retrieved the weapons and equipment with his quick eyesight.
To be honest, it's a bit difficult.
Wu Bei has loved eating since he was a child, and he ate himself into a chubby little fat guy. Although he didn't look too bloated and was quite cute, the weight was real.
Fortunately, Ji Changze did a lot of sex-specific strength training, so he didn't get in trouble with his girlfriend.
The car overturned on my friend's cousin.
Regarding Wu Bei, who had an expression on his face like "How could you stop me?", Ji Changze's reasons were very legitimate:
"Stop your strength, you'll have to continue practicing later."
Seeing him speaking to Wu Bei in such a gentle educational tone, Xiao Lu, who was ready for a battle, shivered.
Ji Changze's title of male god at Liu University relies on his face and achievements.
Girls can appreciate the handsomeness of people of the opposite sex, but not those of the same sex.
His educational tone will only make the boy think that he wants to be the other person's father.
There was a good show to watch.
Xiao Lu shivered after typing and immediately came up with this idea.
Wu Bei was originally very unhappy with Ji Changze, but now he was taught like a child by Ji Changze, and he didn't just explode.
He was thinking about whether to record another dormitory battle, when Wu Bei really thought about it, and then let Xiao Lu go with a look of regret.
"You're lucky, I'll teach you a lesson next time!"
Xiao Lu:? ? ?
Other roommates:? ? ?
Damn it, when did Wu Bei become so obedient?
Wasn't he always unhappy with Ji Changze's attitude?
Naturally, Wu Bei also saw their surprised sight, which looked like the sun emerging from the west. He was very disapproving in his heart, and even felt a little secretly happy that everyone was drunk and I was alone.
What do they know.
He had practiced all afternoon and still couldn't figure it out. What kind of trick was it? Ji Changze taught him as if he had access to Ren and Du's two meridians. He learned it in one go.
He shouldn't give up such a good learning opportunity.
He gave up and moved closer to Xiao Lu's bed. Ji Changze stood over again and asked, "Xiao Lu, can you send the video you recorded? Let me have a copy?"
In his heart, Xiao Lu didn't look down on people like Ji Changze who had girlfriends and hung out with pretty girls, but he never showed it on his face.
The protagonist of the video is Ji Changze. If someone wants something, he will naturally not refuse.
"Okay, I'll send it to you now."
Wu Bei, who was standing behind him, immediately became alert: "Are you planning to use me to make a sample video again?!"
OK! ! !
The thorns all over his body suddenly stood up again! !
Ji Changze really didn't plan to give him a free lunch, and was using him for advertising again! !
And him!
He actually fell into the same pit twice, and he still praised Ji Changze from the bottom of his heart for being a good person.
Ji Changze turned his head and saw that Wu Bei was almost mad to death. He lowered his head and looked at his phone, and immediately smiled on his face:
"Yeah, but don't worry, I thought about it carefully.
I can’t let you work for nothing, so…”
He took out fifty yuan from his pocket and handed it to Wu Bei. He caught it with a confused look on his face, and then said, "This is advertising money."
Wu Bei looked at the fifty yuan in his hand and was stunned for a moment. Then he suddenly realized that he was not short of money, and his anger suddenly rose again!
"What do you mean?! Do you think I'm the one who's short of these fifty dollars?!"
Oh haha! ! !
Xiao Lu became energetic again.
Ji Changze actually took out fifty yuan to give him weapons.
You know, Wu Bei is a rich second generation.
He had the nerve to use such a small amount of money as advertising fees. It would be strange if he didn't feel that he was humiliated.
The two of them had a good time breaking up today.
He immediately sat up cross-legged and picked up a bag of potato chips as if watching a show.
When Ji Changze faced Wu Bei's question, his expression remained calm: "Of course you are not lacking."
"Actually, I didn't want to pay for the advertising, but you just practiced very seriously and your movements were very standard. Even your eyes were so sharp. Others watched this video and started practicing self-defense moves. The probability is still very high.”
His words were gentle and firm, making Wu Bei gradually feel lighter and lighter.
That's not the case. When he was practicing, he imagined himself to be an ancient hero. He didn't expect Ji Changze to see this and admire his sharp eyes.
Ji Changze continued:
"So even though I know you don't need the money, I still gave it to you. If I didn't, I would feel sorry for your efforts just now."
Wu Bei couldn't help showing a proud look on his face, and he felt happy when he saw the fifty yuan in his hand.
This is the proof of his hard work.
He didn't want it, but Ji Changze insisted on giving it to him because of his ability.
Oh, there's nothing I can do. Excellent people always encounter this kind of problem.
"Okay."
Wu Bei, who was praising himself crazily in his heart, put the fifty yuan on the table, and couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth when he spoke:
"Since you insist on giving it to me, although I'm not short of money, I'll still accept it reluctantly."
Xiao Lu, who was shocked by this scene before he threw the potato chips into his mouth and chewed them, said: "???"
No!
Wu Bei, are you stupid? !
The point is that Ji Changze gave you advertising fees because of your efforts?
The point is!! He only gave you fifty dollars!!
He complained in his heart, but Wu Bei, the person involved, didn't notice it at all, and was still flattering himself that he was so diligent and serious that Ji Changze had to give him money.
It was time for a break, and the two of them
continued to practice against each other.
Ji Changze was still gentle and precise.
"Also pay attention to your surroundings when you are fighting."
"If you can't block this kind of attack from above, squat down and dodge from the side."
"In fact, you can also use the surrounding environment when necessary, like this..."
Wu Bei was very tired, but his spirit was getting more and more excited.
The feeling of being instructed by Ji Changze was completely different from practicing by himself. Now he has thoroughly understood why martial arts is so popular.
Wu Bei excitedly waved the broom and rushed forward, thinking that even if he practiced for another three days and three nights, he could...
- Beep, beep.
The alarm sounded.
Ji Changze, who was also holding the broom, immediately stepped back and made a stop gesture.
Wu Bei stopped, wiped the sweat from his forehead with an unsatisfied look, looked at Ji Changze who picked up his phone to turn off the alarm, and asked curiously:
"You still have something to do so late?"
"Nothing."
Ji Changze put down the phone as if nothing had happened, and answered naturally:
"The one hour I counted is up."
Wu Bei: "?"
He hadn't reacted yet, because Ji Changze had practiced with him for so long and affirmed his diligence, and there was some intimacy in his words unconsciously:
"Counting? Are you stealing vegetables? Did you steal He Chenchen's again? My sister said she was almost mad at you."
Ji Changze shook his head and said: "It's your self-defense moves instruction time."
He took out his phone to show the other party the time: "Exactly one hour."
Wu Bei: "?"
Wu Bei: "???"
The intimacy took a sharp turn, and he was completely stunned.
"You're charging me again???"
"How can you say again?"
Ji Changze corrected him patiently: "Didn't you run without charging me last time? Then, I thought about it carefully, and you didn't know that I charged for running with you last time."
"So this time, I made sure that you knew that I charged for my coaching, so I taught you."
"Huh?"
After saying that, he looked surprised: "Why do you have this expression again? Are you planning to run again?"
"Everyone in the dormitory is here this time, and they all know that you only practiced with me after you knew that I charged for my coaching. You can't deny it."
Wu Bei: "..."
He was caught off guard by Ji Changze's self-righteousness, and he didn't know what to say.
He did know that Ji Changze charged for his coaching.
One hundred yuan is nothing.
Ji Changze was so close to him just now, so gentle, so patient...wait!
Wu Bei finally reacted after realizing it, his eyes widened in surprise, as if he had discovered the Truman show:
"You were so nice to me just now because you charge?!!"
Ji Changze readily admitted: "Of course, it's clearly written in my post, I treat you like gods, how about it, good service, right?"
Wu Bei: "..."
He spoke with difficulty: "Then, then the words you praised me just now..."
Ji Changze patted his shoulder: "This is also part of the service. If you like, you can pay more. I promise to praise you a hundred times without repeating yourself."
Wu Bei: "..."
"...You also said that you learned it because you watched me practice for an afternoon. Is this also nonsense you said for the sake of service?"
"No, I really watched you practice for an afternoon, and it was really because I watched you practice for an afternoon that I wanted to post."
After Ji Changze said this, Wu Bei's face finally looked a little better.
Before he could get some comfort, he heard Ji Changze analyzing to him seriously:
"You couldn't learn such a simple movement in an entire afternoon. I saw it once and understood it completely, but your hands and feet just didn't obey you."
Seeing Wu Bei looking at him fiercely, he hurriedly comforted him: "Of course, this is definitely not your problem, I'm too smart."
Wu Bei, who was not comforted at all: "..."
"What basis do you have to make such a judgment?! That's totally your own idea!!"
Ji Changze was surprised: "Am I not smart? I always excel in every exam, and you always fail. Isn't this enough to make a judgment?"
Wu Bei: "..."
He felt as if he was stabbed countless times in the heart, and he had to listen to Ji Changze's endless chattering:
"There are so many people who fail in our school. I was thinking at the time that there must be many people like you who are clumsy. This is a business opportunity!"
"Do you think what I said makes sense?"
Wu Bei: "..."
His pride, his complacency, his dream of being a hero... were shattered.
He was unwilling to give up and picked up the fifty yuan on the table: "You just said that you would give me this money because I practiced hard and can serve as an example to attract people..."
"Yes, you reminded me."
Ji Changze naturally took the money from Wu Bei and put it in his pocket:
"How could I forget? There is still fifty here. Then I will take the fifty first. You still owe me fifty. Give it to me quickly."
"You just said that you don't need this little money. I remember it all. Don't try to default on it."
Wu Bei, whose hands were empty, said: "..."
At this moment, he seemed to be deceived by the wild man outside, but he found that the other party was a lady (?) who came for the golden wig (?) on his head. He felt terrible.
He rummaged around in his pocket and took out a hundred yuan and threw it to Ji Changze, his tone full of grievance of being cheated:
"Who wants to default on the debt!! Here you go!!!"
However, the imagined scene of the hundred yuan falling on the ground and Ji Changze lowering his head to pick up the money did not appear at all.
The other party simply stretched out his hand and accurately caught the money flying in front of him.
Then he looked at the hundred yuan in surprise and asked him: "Why did you give too much? Is the rest my tip? It's too generous, isn't it?"
Wu Bei: "...Who wants to tip you!! Give me the change! Give me back my fifty yuan!!"
Seeing that he really didn't seem to have any intention of tipping, Ji Changze could only regretfully take out the fifty yuan and hand it over.
Wu Bei almost snatched it away.
He felt that his fragile heart was greatly hurt. Even if he got back his own advertising fee, he couldn't be happy. He glared at Ji Changze fiercely, rushed to the bed and covered his head with the quilt, took out his mobile phone and started to complain.
Yuan Yang, who was doing yoga in the dormitory, heard the Fetion message notification sound, stopped to rest for a while, and picked up his phone to read it.
A message full of accusations from his cousin popped up:
[Sister!!! Ji Changze is too much!! Do you know what he did to me? ! ! ]
He told his cousin about what had just happened, expecting that the other party would help him to fight against the enemy.
However...
Yuan Yang wiped the thin layer of sweat on his head and replied strangely:
[He is not wrong, he is charging for guidance, isn't it normal to charge money? ]
Wu Bei: [? ? ? ]
He finally realized that his cousin was no longer the single dog with a 5.0 left eye and a 5.1 right eye vision.
Ever since she fell in love, she has been blind! ! !
Yuan Yang really thinks there is nothing wrong with her boyfriend.
Especially an hour ago, her boyfriend excitedly sent her a message, saying that he didn't expect Wu Bei to be so considerate.
As soon as he posted a message about self-defense guidance, the other party signed up.
At that time, Yuanyang was happy that her boyfriend had a good relationship with her cousin.
Unexpectedly, Wu Bei didn't even plan to pay.
How could this be.
Although she and Changze were in a relationship and were planning to get married soon, and Wu Bei was not an outsider, Changze had clearly marked the price, and it would be too much for Wu Bei to not pay.
Weird, Yuanyang thought, Wu Bei is not that kind of person.
Yuanyang thought for a while and started typing: [Have you spent all your monthly allowance and are short of money? 】
[Red envelope]
[I gave you 500, spend it first]
[Don't be angry, Changze came to guide people just to make money, he would be embarrassed if he knew you were angry, if you need money, just ask me, sister will cover it for you]
Wu Bei: "???"
Is he angry that Ji Changze took money? ?
He was angry that Ji Changze praised him like a flower before, but it turned out to be to make money from him!
Not sincere at all! Absolutely no sincerity!
Wu Bei was angry to find Yuan Yang, but he didn't expect to be even angrier after finding him.
He couldn't figure out why his sister, who used to be not smart but had normal vision, became half blind when she met Ji Changze.
No! !
He couldn't give up!
Wu Bei controlled himself to calm down, and found that his focus had shifted unconsciously.
Didn't he want to follow Ji Changze in the morning and expose his true face?
Thinking of this, Wu Bei became alert.
I almost forgot the main thing!!
Ji Changze is so good at coaxing people that even a man like him was coaxed. He is usually with a group of beautiful girls every day, coaxing them all to think he is a good person. He must have a conspiracy.
The angrier he is now, the more he has to stay calm.
He lays dormant, grabs Ji Changze's handle, and gives it to his sister to save her eyesight.
After confirming the correct direction again, Wu Bei revealed his head from under the quilt.
I happened to see Ji Changze changing clothes, revealing some looming abdominal muscles, and he immediately covered them up with jealousy.
I really don’t know what those girls like about Ji Changze. Isn’t it just that he’s good-looking and has a good mouth, and he usually pretends to be gentle and has a few abs on his belly?
There's still a whole piece on his stomach. Did he say anything?
Ji Changze changed into his pajamas, ignored the almost materialized citric acid behind him, and went to bed as if nothing had happened.
Seeing a roommate? He
As if he was going to sleep, he consciously turned down the volume on his cell phone and asked casually: "Did you go to bed so early today?"
"Yes, I have something to do tomorrow and I have to get up early."
Ji Changze's answer made Wu Bei get out of bed again and look at the clothes hanging on the guardrail of the upper bunk opposite.
He knew that Ji Changze had a habit of sorting out and hanging up the clothes he would wear the next day the night before.
After staring at it carefully for a few seconds, Wu Bei found that these clothes were very formal.
He suddenly became energetic.
You know, although he was very unhappy with Ji Changze, at least he lived in the same dormitory and he still knew his dressing habits.
Ji Changze usually cares about his image, but rarely wears formal clothes.
Generally speaking, if he wears formal attire, it means that he attaches great importance to the next day's schedule.
OK!
Arms were invigorated.
It seemed that Ji Changze really had plans for tomorrow, so he went to bed pretending not to notice anything, and then waited for him to follow quietly tomorrow.
Ji Changze closed his eyes and rehearsed the self-defense moves given by the state in his mind, finding the weaknesses over and over again and cracking them himself.
After practicing it for more than a dozen times and unable to find any weaknesses, I planned to sleep.
As a result, I heard a low voice like talking in sleep: "Ji Changze..."
Ji Changze opened his eyes and looked down.
Oh, it’s not like talking in sleep, that’s just talking in sleep.
Wu Bei was sleeping with his arms and legs spread out, showing a smug smile in his sleep: "Bully my sister...I'll punch you in the face..."
Ji Changze closed his eyes and slept silently.
Early the next morning, the alarm clock still woke him up. He quickly got up, washed and dressed, and after tidying himself up, he opened the door and went out.
As soon as the door closed, Wu Bei immediately opened his eyes. He lay cautiously on the bed for two minutes to make sure Ji Changze didn't kill him like he did yesterday, and then immediately got up and lay down by the window to look down.
Seeing Ji Changze leaving the dormitory building and walking towards the outside of the school, Wu Bei quickly changed his shoes and clothes and ran down.
He watched all the way and carefully followed Ji Changze outside the school, where he saw the other party sitting on a chair outside the coffee shop next to the school.
It's early in the morning. Come and drink coffee with me.
Who believes it!
Wu Bei continued to hide himself and probed his head.
He had also stared at Ji Changze before, because he actually queued for several hours to buy tickets for a star-chasing school girl.
At that time, Armed Forces was very unhappy. Forget about being a junior, you were facing a pretty elementary school girl.
You are so attentive and you think my sister is dead?
Unfortunately, after he told his sister about this, her sister said that Ji Changze was just selling tickets and had reported them in advance, and the school girl also paid more than the normal price.
Armed to the death! His cousin doesn’t understand men so much!
How could Ji Changze be so diligent just to be a scalper?
He said he wasn’t doing it for beauty? Who would believe it if he wanted to be favored by a woman? !
Wu Bei was gnashing his teeth as he was lost in memories, when he suddenly noticed a petite girl walking towards him.
He happened to see what the other person looked like.
Two words: beautiful!
The girl sat across from Ji Changze, smiled slightly, and opened her mouth to say something.
Then she waved to the waiter and started taking orders.
Wu Bei: Damn, I am indeed having dinner with a beautiful girl!
He first clicked a photo of Ji Changze and the girl sitting face to face, and then quickly sent it to Ji Yuanyang.
Yuan Yang, who is applying a facial mask: [? ? ? 】
Wu Bei: [Did he tell you that he went out to eat with the beautiful woman? 】
Yuan Yang: "..."
Not really.
She made an appointment with Ji Changze for breakfast last night, but Ji Changze said he had something else to do in the morning and made an appointment with her at noon instead.
Wu Bei: [I just saw that he was mysterious and sneaky. Last night someone in the dormitory asked him what he was doing today and he kept it a secret. I guarantee he didn’t tell you. You see, I told you before. What a human being he is. I am with a group of beauties every day. If I say that I have no intentions, only a ghost would believe it.]
Yuan Yang: "..."
He Chenchen was taking off the mask in front of the mirror when he saw his best friend looking at her phone with a blank look on her face. When she curiously went over to take a look, she was furious.
"Yangyang, why are you still standing there! Isn't this the store in front of the school? Let's go!! Let's confront him face to face!"
The two girls were very excited, flipping off their masks and running out in slippers.
Fortunately, the dormitory building they lived in was not that far from the school entrance, and the sparks and lightning all the way were within the sight of Armed Forces.
Wu Bei hurriedly followed them, saying as he walked: "You came just in time. They have almost finished their coffee. I think they are leaving soon."
He Chenchen sneered: "Last night I said I couldn't have breakfast with Yangyang because I had something to do in the morning. Today I'm here to drink coffee with a beautiful girl. What a good guy? Ji Changze."
When Wu Bei heard that there was still this problem, he immediately became angry: "How shameless!! I must teach him a lesson today!"
Yuan Yang grabbed them and said, "Don't rush in like that, just pretend we met by chance."
"Nagaze told me that he has been
Part-time job, maybe it's because of his job. If it's really part-time job, it would be too embarrassing for him if we make such a fuss. "
Wu Bei and He Chenchen were reluctant, but seeing Yuan Yang insisting, they could only slow down with a sullen face.
Close enough to hear Ji Changze saying, "Did you bring the money?"
The elementary school girl turned sideways, unable to see her face clearly, and said in a clear voice: "The agreed price is one penny."
"good."
Ji Changze seemed to laugh and slapped a piece of paper on the table: "You inspect the goods. If there is no problem, you can pay."
Three people: "..."
This scene? It really doesn’t look like a date.
It's quite like a second-hand goods trading site.
Yuan Yang breathed a sigh of relief and finally smiled on his face: "I just said Nagasawa is not that kind of person."
He Chenchen, who misunderstood Ji Changze for the second time: "..."
She couldn't wait to find one? Dig into the ground.
If you don’t know this, you would think that she is seen more often? It makes your best friend happy.
"Ah!! I misunderstood again. Fortunately, Yangyang, you just stopped us, otherwise you and Ji Changze would have been so embarrassed."
After He Chenchen was ashamed, he was thankful that Yuan Yang calmed down.
She looked unkindly at Wu Bei, who had informed him of the false news: "Little Bei Bei!"
Wu Bei: "...No, you can't blame me. He was so mysterious and refused to say anything. He drank coffee with a beautiful woman so early in the morning. Anyone who saw him would misunderstand him."
After misunderstanding Ji Changze for the second time, He Chenchen felt surprisingly guilty and even forgot about the grudge of stealing food:
"What misunderstanding? They are openly talking about business, but you are blind..."
What, I ran out without even washing my mask. Ji Changze is such a nice person, do we have to believe that he knows? "
"But you yourself told me last night that Ji Changze is a sinister, cunning, and scheming man who will do whatever it takes to steal your food..."
"I was just being arrogant for a moment! Now who doesn't steal food, I will steal food too! What's wrong with stealing food? That's a normal communication between classmates!"
He Chenchen got excited and made a loud voice. Ji Changze and another girl who were doing the transaction all looked up.
The two sides exchanged glances.
Ji Changze stood up in surprise: "Yangyang? Are you here to drink coffee too?"
He Chenchen stared at the girl opposite him precisely.
He acted even more surprised than Ji Changze: "School girl??"
This is exactly the victim of He Chenchen, who was greedy for other people's food, tried every possible means and had his friends lurk for half a month and finally succeeded in stealing food.
The person - a primary school girl.
He Chenchen suddenly had a bad feeling.
She strode over and saw five hundred dollars and a piece of paper on the table.
And on that piece of paper was a printed screenshot of the vegetable garden.
It looks so familiar. This is basically He Chenchen’s vegetable garden.
Not to mention that there is a Fetion Caiyuanzi prompt in the center of the screenshot:
[You have picked all the food from your friend He Chenchen]
He Chenchen: "..."
She looked at the schoolgirl who sneered at her, then at Ji Changze, then at the piece of paper, and finally at the five hundred yuan on the table.
He Chenchen instantly thought of Ji Changze's previous phone call.
He was indeed saying at that time, take it at seven o'clock.
Then contact Ji Changze and he had a plan to like and leave comments to increase his favorability just to steal food.
Suddenly, He Chenchen understood everything.
"You, you actually hired Ji Changze to lie in wait for two weeks to steal my food?!"
"Just to get revenge on me for stealing your food???"
Yuan Yang also looked at her boyfriend in shock, never expecting that the trade secret he told him actually meant this.
Ji Changze noticed his girlfriend's gaze and smiled gently at her:
"This is my part-time job."
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