The Greedy and Stingy Master (6)
Ji Changze felt that his cheap master was really a bit evil, and the apprentices he accepted were all weird.
The key is that their weirdness is usually invisible. On the surface, they all look normal, but the old driver Ji Changze explodes when he comes over to chat.
Obviously, the only fifth senior brother who seems to be normal at the moment also thinks so. After the fourth senior brother exposed his zhu:ang'b-i nature, he started to stand in front of him with a gentle tone and fairy-like appearance with great interest. When the tree was working hard to teach all his "zhu:ang'b-i skills" to Fu Ling and the others, the fifth senior brother's expression fell.
It's quite a "I thought you were normal, but you turned out to be the most abnormal" kind of collapse.
Let's see what the fourth senior brother he always thought was gentle said.
"When you go out, you must pay attention to the cleanliness of the uppers of your shoes. As a cultivator, if even the uppers of your shoes are dirty, it will inevitably make people think that my cultivation as a disciple of the Chi Xian Sect is not advanced enough."
"Even if your cultivation level is only in the foundation-building stage, you still have to assume the posture of the Mahayana stage."
"Speak slowly and move slowly. If you can walk, don't fly. When you fly, people can only see the soles of your shoes and nothing else. How can people appreciate the performance of Chi Xian Sect disciples like us?" Scenery and moonlight?”
Fu Ling and three others: "..."
Although they had never heard the words "zhu:ang'b-i", at this moment, they still keenly felt something was wrong.
The three honest men were confused, but they didn't know what the fourth uncle said wrong, so they could only look at the master standing aside with a look of help.
"Master..."
Ji Changze stood aside comfortably with his arms folded. Seeing the three cheap disciples looking over at him as if asking for help, he nodded calmly:
"Whatever you ask me to do, I will listen to your fourth uncle."
Three people: "..."
They looked at the fifth uncle again hesitantly.
Fifth senior brother: "..."
He tentatively said something cautiously: "Fourth Senior Brother, it doesn't have to be like this, right? A practitioner should follow his heart. The appearance is nothing but illusion. I think..."
The gentle Fourth Senior Brother slowly turned around, stared at him with a pair of gentle eyes that seemed to be full of stars, and said softly: "Fifth Junior Brother, what did I tell you before? I'm afraid you have forgotten everything? I It has been said that although cultivators live in caves, it does not mean that they are savages covering the sky and the earth. It is precisely because we are cultivators that we must pay more attention to our own cleanliness.
If you don't even pay attention to your appearance, what's the use no matter how high your cultivation level is? Didn't I give you a set of clothes last time? Why didn't you put it on? Look at what you are wearing today, eh..."
Gentle Fourth Brother, who pays great attention to his own image, would not say anything too extreme, so he just had a look in his eyes filled with desire to speak but hesitated. First he glanced at Fifth Junior Brother, and then as if he couldn't bear to say hurtful words, he still He hesitated and closed his mouth, then sighed again.
Finally, he said softly: "I won't mention these anymore. I just said last time, did I tell you that you can't just style your hair like this, you have to use a hair crown. You are also an elder of Chi Xian Sect after all. Can’t you even afford a hair crown?”
The fifth senior brother opened his mouth: "But these are all..."
"I know they are all external things, but your identity is not only my junior brother, Nagasawa's senior brother, but also the elder of Chi Xian Sect. There will be a gathering of all the major sects soon. What you are wearing should not be said to be an elder. , not even as good as a disciple, but looks like a hunter who goes hunting in the mountains in the mortal world. By the way, Fifth Junior Brother, I got a nice hair crown last time, which really sets off your temperament. I also have many sets of clothes, so why not You go back with me, I will help you change into something new, and I will make sure that you will shine in front of everyone..."
Fifth senior brother who has no interest in dress-up games, especially games where you dress up as someone else: "..."
He silently took a step back and looked at the fourth senior brother with a gentle face and eyes full of expectation, and then at the younger junior brother who was leaning on the tree with his arms folded and watching.
brush--
He smiled.
It was as if he suddenly understood how good and good what the fourth senior brother taught Fu Ling and the others was, and he no longer stopped or persuaded them.
"Fourth Senior Brother, I suddenly feel that what you taught Fu Ling and the others is so right. You refused to accept disciples before, and Fu Ling, Fu Xue and Fu Yu have never accepted your teachings. It is such a cherished opportunity for them. How can you waste it on me, my junior brother?”
"I'm already that old. For people who are hundreds of years old, their temperaments have long been determined. No matter how hard you teach them, it's too late. Fourth senior brother, you'd better teach Fu Ling and the others well."
Fu Ling, Fu Xue and Fu Yu: "..."
Fourth Master, are you so resolute in selling us? ?
However, their master was still making noises beside them: "Fifth Senior Brother is right, he is old, what's the point of teaching him? Fourth Senior Brother, you teach my three disciples and help them dress well, by the way, Fifth Senior Brother , what hair crown, clothes, etc. you just mentioned, do they look good? How about we go to your treasure house to have a look? Junior brother, I am also short of clothes recently. How about you help me match them, Fourth Senior Brother? Sample?"
Fu Ling, Fu Xue and Fu Yu: "..."
Master, do you still want to ask for something at this time?
Ji Changze glanced at them, as if he had suddenly thought of it, his eyes lit up, and he added: "Yes, there are also your three nephews, and fourth senior brother, you are the uncle, so give them a few gifts by the way!"
After saying that, he winked at them.
The meaning was very clear: Master loves you, not only did he ask for what he wanted, but he also brought you three along.
Three people: "..."
Thank you so much, Master.
Now the three of them have gradually gotten over their confusion and come to their senses.
Master is so confident that he treats people like ATMs and asks for this and that. Even if Fourth Uncle really wanted to teach them these... um... ways of cultivation, he would probably be held back by Master's lion-like mouth.
In this way, they are not so panicked.
How could Fourth Uncle really agree to give it to...
Fourth Brother nodded reservedly: "Okay, you are my junior brother, your disciple, I should naturally love you as my own disciple, let's go, to my peak."
Three people: "..."
Fifth Brother: "..."
The three were still confused, but Fifth Brother instantly realized what "I would rather die than die than die" meant. He pushed the three nephews forward swiftly: "See how much your Fourth Uncle loves you, go quickly."
Fu Ling and the other two: "..."
Fifth Brother smiled at Fourth Brother again: "Brother, since you want to teach Fu Ling and the others, I will go back first. I haven't returned to my place today, and I have a lot of things to do, eh? It seems to be dark. It's so late, I can't bother you, little Junior Brother, I'm leaving first, goodbye."
Seeing that he turned around and was about to take off, Ji Changze pulled him over.
"Brother, you have come to look for me several times today. I believe you must have something to do. Now that you are here, why don't we go to the Fourth Brother's Peak together? What do you think?"
The Fourth Brother still likes this Fifth Brother very much.
Although he walks noisily, dresses like a woodcutter, speaks without thinking, and looks nothing like an immortal, his whole body does not match the temperament of an immortal cultivator.
But, he is a junior brother after all.
As a senior brother, he is willing to help his junior brother get on the right path.
Thinking of this, the fourth brother smiled and nodded: "Changze is right, Shunze, let's go to my peak together. I will help you pick out some nice clothes and magic weapons. Look at what you are holding. It doesn't match your status as an elder of the Chixian Sect. I have quite a few good magic weapons. What do you think of the staff?"
Fifth Brother: "..."
"Brother, don't use the magic weapon... I think these two hammers are quite useful, and I also have a sword. Isn't the staff used by monks?"
"No one stipulates that sword cultivators can't use the staff."
Fourth Brother looked at his junior brother with a little amusement: "You don't know if you haven't used it. This staff is very good to use."
Especially on the zhu:ang'b-i.
I don't know why, although they are both magic weapons, he is wearing a white robe and carrying a sword, but he doesn't feel as good as holding a staff.
As a kind-hearted senior brother, the fourth brother felt that he had the need to tell other junior brothers about his discovery.
Fifth Brother: "..."
He began to feel a little bad.
"Then I'd better go back first..."
Ji Changze grabbed him with a smile on his face, winked at him proudly, and whispered in his ear: "Fifth Brother, are you stupid? Fourth Brother clearly wants to give us good things, why are you going back now?"
"With my rich experience, we will definitely return with a full load, okay, don't thank me."
After saying that, the voice instantly adjusted to a loud voice: "Fourth Brother, Fifth Brother said he will go back with you now, and Fu Ling and the others, they also want to learn from you, Fourth Brother!"
Fifth Brother: "..."
Fu Ling and the other two: "..."
Fifth Brother almost wanted to grab his junior brother's neck and shake him.
What's wrong with you? !
Who the hell said I want to go back with Fourth Brother!
You like to ask for this and that from the senior brothers and sisters, don't think that all the junior brothers are the same as you, okay! !
I'm not interested in those dressing up and so on! !
However, he opened his mouth, glanced at the staff held by the fourth senior brother, and then looked at the fourth senior brother's gentle smile, and shuddered.
Last time, he also saw the fourth senior brother smiling so gently, holding the staff and directly destroying a large number of demon cultivators.
The key is that after destroying them, he also chanted a Buddhist name with the staff, saying "Dust to dust, ashes to ashes".
When asked, I feel that I should say this when I hold the staff.
So is this the reason why you directly turned people into ashes?
Because he thought of the cruel operation of the fourth senior brother, the fifth senior brother trembled, dared not to talk, and followed behind honestly all the way.
Walked on the road honestly.
Got to the top of the fourth senior brother's peak honestly.
Stand there like a wooden man, watching the fourth senior brother and the younger junior brother passionately discuss what clothes to wear for him to set off his temperament as the elder of the Chixian Sect.
Fifth senior brother: "..."
No, what else is there to set off?
If anyone offended him, he would slap them directly, making sure everyone could recognize that he was an elder.
However, the fourth brother's staff was still on the side, so he didn't dare to say anything.
Then he looked at the younger brother Ji Changze.
Entering the fourth brother's treasure house was like a mouse entering a rice jar.
He ran around, taking a fancy to this and that, and he was as righteous as he could be to get something.
"Brother Four, this pearl is so beautiful. It is perfect for a belt. It suits me so well. Please give it to me."
"Brother Four, this dress is so gorgeous. You are not suitable for this type. I am quite suitable for it. Please give it to me."
"Wow!!! Brother Four, you have collected a lot of magic instruments. This harp looks so good. Brother Four, even if you don't use the staff, you will still look good with this harp on your back. Hey, this flute is so gorgeous. Please give it to me."
After talking about it, it is just three words: yes, yes, yes.
The key point is that the good-tempered Fourth Senior Brother nodded so gently and agreed to all of them: "Take it if you like. It's just right. Since you are here, I will help you choose a handy magic weapon. The sword of a sword cultivator is not needed on weekdays. Just take it out at the critical moment."
Ji Changze nodded, with a face full of sympathy: "Fourth Senior Brother is right, I think so too. You are worthy of being the Fourth Senior Brother. Great minds think alike."
Fifth Senior Brother who usually takes out a sword to do everything: "..."
He looked at the Fourth Senior Brother, then at Ji Changze, and couldn't suppress his curiosity, and asked: "Why is this? Aren't we sword cultivators?"
Sword cultivators don't use swords? Isn't it too strange?
Ji Changze looked at him with an expression of "You don't even know this": "Fifth Senior Brother, don't you know?"
Fifth Senior Brother: "...I know...what?"
Ji Changze was very confident: "As a sword cultivator, the sword is our most important weapon, and the most important weapon must be used last. If we use a sword to kill a chicken, how can we highlight the prestige of our sword cultivators."
Fifth Senior Brother: "..."
He recognized every word of these words, why couldn't he understand them together?
Seeing that he still didn't understand, Ji Changze raised his chin with a "you're so stupid" expression on his face, and then said: "For example, everyone knows that a sword cultivator has superb swordsmanship, but he never uses a sword when fighting against others. Suddenly one day, an opponent who is equal to him comes, and then he slowly draws his sword. If you are a bystander, what would you think?"
Fifth Senior Brother: "Well... I think he respects his opponent very much."
Fourth Senior Brother: "Wrong."
Ji Changze: "Right, wrong."
Fifth Senior Brother: "??? Am I wrong?"
"Not wrong, but the emphasis is wrong." Fourth Senior Brother gently explained softly: "As a bystander, you should think that this sword cultivator... well... Junior Brother, how should that word be described?"
Ji Changze: "There is b-i'ge."
Fourth Senior Brother, the little fairy boy, was embarrassed to say this sentence that was not very fairy boy, so he did not repeat it, but just glanced at Fifth Junior Brother with a "you understand" expression on his face.
Fifth Senior Brother: "..."
The three disciples who had been treating themselves as wooden men since entering the treasure house and letting their masters and uncles dress them up: "..."
Fourth Senior Brother was still gentle and kind, with a fairy-like aura in his every move. He slowly picked up a piece of clothing and put it in Fu Ling's hand: "Fu Ling, take it. If you wear this pure white one, Uncle will not choose a magic weapon for you. But you have to be careful. In the future, you have to act in a way that matches this dress."
Fu Ling's expression was a little confused. After a slight hesitation, he saluted Uncle and asked shyly: "My foolish disciple, Dull, I wonder what Fourth Uncle is referring to? "
Ji Changze, who was holding a gorgeous hair crown and gesturing at his hair, took a look at the pure white dress without any pattern and understood immediately: "Your uncle means that you should stop laughing in the future."
Fu Ling: "?"
Ji Changze: "From now on, you will be a sword cultivator who only wears white clothes and carries a sword, and is as cold as ice. Do you understand?"
Fu Ling: "? ? "
Ji Changze: "By the way, you should also talk less, learn from your Third Uncle, speak briefly, and it is best to jump out two words at a time, so that It will make you look particularly noble and bring honor to my master."
Fu Ling: "..."
He looked down at the clothes for a while, and was obviously still a little confused, but finally bowed: "Thank you, Master, I will change it now."
Ji Changze shook his head: "You kid, I just said that you should speak briefly. Come on, say it again. It should be in line with your cold personality, okay?"
Fu Ling: "..."
He tried to suppress the expression on his face, his tone was lowered, and his bow was colder than before, and his tone was also tried to become cold and indifferent. , imitating the Third Master: "Disciple thanks Master."
"Disciple bids farewell."
After saying that, he turned around with his clothes in his arms. On the way to the dressing room, he could still hear the Master behind him saying to the Fourth Master with satisfaction: "Fu Ling is indeed my smartest disciple. Look, she realized it all at once."
Then the Fourth Master said in a gentle and slightly envious voice: "Your disciple is really good. I think I would like to accept a disciple."
After accepting a disciple, he would build a good persona for them. When the time comes, the Master will take the disciple with him when he goes out.
Being praised.
Fu Ling was young after all, and was happy in her heart. She straightened her back quietly, and her expression tried to be a little colder.
She kept the expression of "I am a cold swordsman, I am super cold and handsome" and walked away coldly.
The Fifth Senior Brother who witnessed all this: "..."
He began to wonder if the Third Senior Sister was also creating a persona.
He was trying to recall whether Third Senior Sister was cold from the beginning or it was an acquired habit, when Fourth Senior Brother's devilishly gentle voice called out to him.
"Xiaowu, come here and take a look at the clothes that senior brother has chosen for you."
Fifth senior brother: "..."
He really wanted to have the guts to say, "Brother, I'm not interested in these things, just let me be a quiet rough guy." But after taking a look at the staff next to him, the fifth senior brother finally walked forward obediently. .
Fourth Senior Brother: "You look too small, so you are not suitable for wearing clothes like Fu Ling. Speaking of which, you are quite suitable for wearing clothes like Nagasawa..."
Fifth senior brother: "..."
He glanced at Nagasawa, who was dressed up as a peacock, and his eyes suddenly widened.
It would be better to let him die where he is if he is dressed in colorful clothes like a junior brother and wears so many clever and smart decorations.
"no!"
What the fifth senior brother didn't expect was that Ji Changze was the first to object.
The look in his eyes when he looked at this young junior brother was filled with emotion.
Junior Brother, Junior Brother, you know that Fifth Senior Brother has not loved you in vain. You must also know that I don’t like dressing up like this!
Those peaches are worth it if you eat them!
Ji Changze's face was filled with eagerness. He pulled the fourth senior brother's sleeve and said anxiously: "Fourth senior brother, how can you do this? I have agreed to give these beautiful and gorgeous clothes and decorative magic weapons to me. If you let the fifth senior brother dress like this, then Don’t you want to give some of these things to me to give to the fifth brother?”
The fifth senior brother was immersed in emotion; "..."
Ji Changze, you thief! ! ! Give me back the peach! ! !
Although Ji Changze's motive for blocking was impure, as a little fairy who maintained his own image and never failed to keep his word, the fourth senior brother still accepted his opinion.
"In that case, let's dress the fifth junior brother in the type of clothes he likes."
So in the end, the fifth senior brother really transformed into an Orion.
Of course, he felt that he was wearing an Orion costume, but how could an Orion wear such a big orb on his forehead, and how could he tie his hair up so meticulously?
In short, it seems that the dressing style has not changed, but the whole person is instantly filled with the atmosphere of the protagonist.
If it weren't for Ji Changze who reached out tentatively and tried to pull off the orb.
"Fourth Senior Brother, I think it is indeed appropriate to wear an orb on your forehead, but is this one too big? Why don't you just give me this one and let Fifth Senior Brother find another one by yourself? Look at this bead, it's sparkling. It’s so bright and beautiful, and it’s so suitable to keep it in my treasure house.”
The fifth senior brother looked numb: "Take it if you like it."
But after looking in the mirror, he stopped saying that.
Although this orb feels strange when worn, it really looks like it matches the outfit. It seems that he has become much more energetic. He doesn't look like before, but has a sense of energy.
The centenarian, Fifth Senior Brother, still loves beauty. After he realized that he looked really eye-catching when dressed like this, he no longer looked like "I'm just an emotionless clothes-changing machine", but instead touched himself happily. Knee pads, and then touch the wrist pads after a while.
Gradually it changed from forced acceptance to active adoption.
He even took the initiative to ask the fourth senior brother: "Brother, do I want to be like A Ling? Even if I talk coldly, how about I just pretend to be dumb?"
The fourth senior brother's gentle smile almost broke. He glanced at his fifth junior brother with subtle eyes and said in a gentle voice: "It's not necessary. Just be how you were in the past. This dress is designed to match you. Choose based on temperament.”
His temperament...
What is his temperament?
The fifth senior brother thought about it and immediately imagined a majestic character with an aura of 2.8 meters.
Ji Changze on the side spoke: "That's right, Fifth Senior Brother, just like what Fourth Senior Brother said, you just need to be as silly as before. This dress will make it look like you just have underdeveloped muscles and an overly impulsive brain. It just covers your shortcomings.”
Fifth senior brother: "..."
Ji Changze continued: "And after you put on this dress, without the wide sleeves to cover it, you look very thin, and combined with your face, you look even younger. I say you are fourteen or fifteen." There are people who believe it, so if you do something too impulsive in the future, even if you are hundreds of years old, others will definitely not find it difficult to accept your appearance and face. "
The fourth senior brother nodded: "That's right."
Fifth senior brother: "..."
Just outrageous.
Fu Xue and Fu Yu also completed the dress-up game.
Fuxue has a wild temperament and takes the route of joy.
As the only female disciple under Ji Changze, Fuyu was treated with a gentle character. The fourth senior brother, who was very experienced in this field, specially asked her to add many rich details.
For example, when walking or talking, it doesn't have to be slow, but the movements must look slow and unhurried.
When he was talking, he was smiling softly next to him.
"Especially when you do it, you have to have compassion. Just kill them directly. In order to show your compassion, don't make people think you are too cruel. It is best not to leave the corpses and turn them into ashes."
Fifth senior brother: "..."
So in order to prevent people from seeing the corpse and thinking you are cruel, you always smile and turn people into ashes as soon as you strike?
The Fourth Brother continued: "After it turns to ashes, if you still have time, it is best to recite the Rebirth Mantra to show your gentleness and generosity."
As he said that, he thought for a while and added; "Of course, in order to avoid unnecessary trouble caused by your enemy turning into a ghost cultivator after being killed, my uncle suggests that when you face a demon cultivator who is extremely vicious and makes a big mistake, It’s best to turn him into ashes and destroy his soul at the same time.”
"Remember, even if you destroy the other party's soul, you must recite the Rebirth Mantra regardless of whether there are people watching."
The girl Fuyu listened with seriousness on her face and almost took out a small notebook to take notes.
While memorizing it, he also asked: "Why is this, Fourth Master Uncle? Since there is no one left, why do we still need to recite the Rebirth Mantra?"
Fifth Senior Brother: ...I always feel that Fourth Senior Brother has nothing good to say.
really.
The fourth senior brother spoke out his rich experience in a gentle manner: "Of course it's because sometimes you think there is no one, but in fact there may be someone hiding next to you and peeking."
"In order to avoid trouble, it is best to recite the Rebirth Mantra when there is no one around. Show your magnanimity. Even if you kill people, you can forgive them and be willing to recite the Rebirth Mantra for them. With such a compassionate heart, Even I am moved, let alone them?"
Fifth senior brother: "..."
Fu Ling: "..."
Fuxue: "..."
Ji Changze applauded: "That's right!! Fourth Senior Brother!! You are worthy of being the elder of our Chi Xian Sect, you are so awesome!! Fuyu, learn from your Fourth Senior Uncle, and I will wait for your compassionate heart as a teacher in the future. Promote the whole world of cultivation!"
Fuyu's face turned slightly red as it was the first time his master had expected him to put on such beautiful clothes. He was a little embarrassed, but he still carefully memorized everything taught by his fourth master.
He said very seriously: "Master, don't worry, uncle, Fuyu will definitely learn well."
Fifth senior brother: "..."
Ji Changze’s two male disciples: “…”
However, their opinions were of no use. Fuyu still looked gentle and kind on the surface, but in fact, he turned people into ashes and crushed their souls. In the end, he wanted to zhu:ang'b-i. There is no way back on the broad road of reciting the mantra for rebirth.
And her master was still clapping and applauding with a look of praise on his face.
After praising him, he did not forget to teach: "Fuyu, although what the fourth senior brother said is right, there is not enough detail. In the future, if you encounter that vicious guy who deserves to be turned into ashes, don't turn him into ashes after you kill him." , you go and get his ring space first, and then see if there are any good magic weapons on him."
Fifth Senior Brother: "... Junior Brother, our Chi Xian Sect is a big sect..."
Ji Changze: "Yes!! Your fifth uncle is right, our Chi Xian Sect is a large sect, and a large sect must be thorough when doing things! Although people are hateful, things are innocent. It would be too much to destroy them directly. It's a pity. If those magical artifacts and treasures had spiritual consciousness and you turned them into ashes, then they would be unjust, don't you think?"
Fifth senior brother: "..."
Fuyu suddenly realized and said quickly: "Master said, Fuyu must remember that next time if he encounters this kind of situation outside, he must take off all the valuable things on him before turning him into ashes."
"Yes, good disciple, this is Master's good disciple."
Ji Changze smiled with satisfaction on his face: "As cultivators, we should have such a heart for kindness. People are people, things are things. People make mistakes, what does it have to do with these treasures? By then, you will get these Treasures, you must remember to send them here to Master, so that Master can use his infinite love and tenderness to wash away the sins committed by their former master."
Fuyu agreed with a serious look on his face.
The fifth senior brother almost made his eyes pop out.
This was the first time he had seen someone describe the brutal process of destroying sha're:n's corpse and taking away all their valuables in such a beautiful and refined way.
The key point is that the fourth senior brother he always thought was gentle, when his junior brother said this, he actually said "You are right, junior brother", "Why didn't I think of that before", "I was still careless".
At this moment, the fifth senior brother felt that he might have lived in the confusion for hundreds of years before.
Otherwise, why would I have been brothers with my fourth senior brother for hundreds of years before I discovered that he was not who he seemed at all?
Such a comparison.
They were greedy for money when they were teenagers, and they were still greedy for money when they were in their thirties. They were arrogant when they were teenagers, and they were just as arrogant when they were in their thirties.
When I was a teenager, I wanted things, but now I am a little junior brother who wants whatever I can find, and he seems to be quite simple and unpretentious.
At least he is what he appears to be.
Of course, he didn't mean to say this against the fourth senior brother. After all, it seems that the third senior sister is completely different from what he imagined.
But fortunately, there is still a second senior brother.
The second senior brother is a real man. He always does whatever comes to his mind. He is not like the third senior sister who cherishes words like gold, nor is he like the fourth senior brother who never gets angry.
That's a real man who drinks and eats meat!
There are six brothers and sisters in a family, but three is not normal, but it is still acceptable.
After he comforted himself, the fifth senior brother felt a little better.
It happened to be daybreak, so he decided to go to his second senior brother to exchange feelings today.
Looking at the little junior brother next to him who was still asking for this and that, dressed more gorgeously than the girls, the fifth senior brother hesitated.
Third Senior Sister and Fourth Senior Brother both seemed to become abnormal after seeing Junior Brother.
That's not right, how can you blame Junior Brother.
It's obvious that they have always been like that, but he just couldn't see it before.
Seeing Junior Brother actually picking up a gorgeous dress and looking at it with love, the expression on Fifth Senior Brother's face instantly twisted.
Junior Brother, what does it mean that you like looking at a dress so much? ! !
Wait, Fourth Senior Brother, what does it mean that you, a single dog, have a dress worn by a girl in your treasure trove? ? ! !
At the moment, he only felt that the situation was serious, and he didn't care about the previous thought of "what if Second Senior Brother also becomes abnormal after seeing Junior Brother", and grabbed Junior Brother with a dark face and ran away like his life.
"Little Junior Brother, come with me to see Senior Brother Two. We haven't seen each other for a long time. I think you miss Senior Brother Two as much as I do. So let's go and see him now. I hope you can get some of Senior Brother Two's masculinity. No, I mean you are too weak. You should learn to train your muscles with Senior Brother Two. Put your skirt down!!!"
Seeing the Junior Brother put the skirt back, he breathed a sigh of relief.
Then he heard the Junior Brother say, "That was chosen by Senior Sister Three. Senior Brother Five, don't you want me to give it to Senior Sister Three?"
"I'll tell her tomorrow. If you don't want to be beaten by Senior Sister Three, you'd better give me a hush money."
Senior Brother Five: "..."
This unlucky child.
Although his mind was full of ca0'n-i'ma, as a qualified senior brother, he still brought the Junior Brother to Senior Brother Two's residence.
Ji Changze was very clear about Senior Brother Two's personality.
In the original owner's memory, this second brother was a bodybuilding maniac, with bulging muscles and a rough man. However, because he always went down the mountain to build his body, he was often not on the mountain. The original owner could not meet him several times. Because of this, the original owner had a lot of opinions about him in his heart, thinking that this second brother was deliberately avoiding him.
However...
After experiencing the eldest brother who was easy to deceive, the fourth brother who tried to maintain the image of a fairy man, the third sister who looked cold on the surface but was actually a simple stutterer, and the fifth brother who looked very advanced but was completely simple.
Ji Changze felt that in the eyes of his cheap master, this second brother was probably not very normal.
The fifth senior brother didn't know what he was thinking, and he said confidently: "Second senior brother is the most straightforward person. Don't just think about dressing up all day long. For the fourth senior brother, he has a high level of cultivation, so he can dress up however he wants. As long as it doesn't interfere with his cultivation, I don't mind him dressing himself up like a flower, but you are different. You should learn from the second senior brother. Practice cultivation and body building at the same time to ensure that there is no mistake."
"Second senior brother, my younger brother and I are here to see you, second senior brother."
Ji Changze was thinking about how to figure out the true personality of this second senior brother.
The fifth senior brother was thinking about letting his younger brother learn more from the heroic second senior brother.
The door opened.
The muscular man opened the door while biting the thread, and greeted in a rough voice: "I'm here. I'm embroidering. Come and see if this lotus is embroidered well."
Ji Changze: Sure enough, I knew it.
The fifth senior brother: "..."
He looked at his only hope, the second senior brother, in shock.
The whole person was torn apart.