Chapter 634: Devil’s Modification, I Beat Myself
Everyone was singing excitedly, and the guests were all experts, singing loudly while riding bicycles.
The singing attracted the attention of many tourists, and more and more people followed them to ride bicycles.
On the wide city wall, a mighty army of bicycles advanced like a rolling torrent.
Many tourists did not ride bicycles, but simply ran to follow the crowd.
"Nuoyan, you should sing a song too!" Zhao Lei sang to his heart's content, and shouted for Xu Nuo to sing too.
"Me?" Xu Nuo pointed at himself: "Don't regret it."
Zhao Lei: "... Forget it, you take a break."
Everyone laughed, and as soon as Xu Nuo opened his mouth, they knew that Zhao Lei was going to be teased again.
"I'll sing something different for everyone." Xu Nuo said happily.
"No, no, please let me go." Zhao Lei's face changed drastically.
"Don't worry, I won't sing your song."
"Really?"
"I guarantee it."
Xu Nuo looked back at Lin Wanqing, "Do you still remember the song "Meeting"? "
Lin Wanqing nodded, how could she not remember it.
That was the first song Xu Nuo wrote for her new album.
Xu Nuo smiled wickedly and said, "Then sing it."
Lin Wanqing glanced at him, "What do you want to do?"
"Oh, it's okay, sing it."
Lin Wanqing spoke hesitantly.
"Hearing the departure of winter,
I woke up in a certain year and month,
I think I waited and expected,
but the future cannot be arranged because of this."
The voice was still cold and beautiful.
Everyone rode their bikes over to enjoy this beautiful song "Meeting".
The audience in the live broadcast room dominated the screen with red exclamation marks.
"Danger warning!"
"Non-combat personnel quickly evacuate!"
"It's over, it's over, Nuoyan is going to kill "Meeting" again."
"What a sin!"
Sure enough, just after Lin Wanqing finished singing a few sentences, Xu Nuo took over.
The lyrics were still the same lyrics, but they suddenly became the Shaanxi dialect.
"Outside the car window on a cloudy evening,
There is someone waiting in the future,
Look left, right and forward,
Love has to turn a few corners before it comes."
Lin Wanqing: "???"
Zhao Lei: "...I know it!"
Xiao Sa: "When did you learn the dialect?"
Everyone was stunned. This pure dialect made everyone doubt their lives.
Xu Nuo smiled and turned back and said, "Go on!"
Lin Wanqing: "..."
"What's wrong?"
Lin Wanqing said faintly, "I can't find the tune."
"Hahaha!"
Everyone laughed so hard that the bicycle twisted on the city wall.
"Then I'll do it myself." Xu Nuo was full of energy.
Lin Wanqing reached out and pinched him.
This guy will ruin the atmosphere.
The first song they met, "The Wind Rises", was changed by him into "The Wind Rises on Liangshan", which lost all the artistic conception. Now even "Meeting" is going to be ruined by him.
"What kind of dialogue will we have when we meet someone?
How far in the future is the person I'm waiting for?
I hear the wind coming from the subway and the crowd,
I'm queuing up with my favorite number plate."
Zhao Lei slapped his thigh and said with great sorrow: "Oh no, I've forgotten how to sing the original tune."
Xiao Sa smacked his lips, "Listening to this song, I feel something is missing if I don't make a bowl of noodles."
"This kind of northwestern dialect, paired with this song, actually has an inexplicable sense of harmony."
As Xu Nuo sang, everyone had completely forgotten how "Meeting" was originally sung.
As the original singer, Lin Wanqing finally found the tune, but as soon as Xu Nuo opened his mouth, he was led astray.
"Shut up!" Lin Wanqing was so angry that she pinched him to stop him from singing.
"Okay, okay, come on, come on." Xu Nuo raised his hands in surrender.
"What kind of dialogue will I have when I meet someone?
How far in the future is the person I'm waiting for."
Lin Wanqing found the tune again, and it was still familiar.
Everyone seemed to have returned to that winter.
Zhao Lei smiled meanly: "Uh, I heard the wind coming from the subway and the crowd."
Lin Wanqing almost couldn't hold her breath, and said angrily: "I won't sing anymore."
Xu Nuo was slapped twice again.
"No, I didn't sing this."
"That was caused by you!"
Lin Wanqing slapped him again.
"I was wrong, I was wrong."
"Sing a serious song." Lin Wanqing said.
"What's wrong with this song?"
Lin Wanqing snorted, "You are not serious, you sang the song in a serious way."
"Okay, I'll sing a serious song."
Xu Nuo thought about it, "Sing "Jiangnan"."
This song was sung in the last season of the show. In more than a month, "Jiangnan" has become the image representative song of Jiangnan.
"The wind sticks here,
sticking to the thoughts of passers-by,
The rain entangles here into a thread,
entangles us to linger in the world."
Zhao Lei laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth. When Xu Nuo was serious, it meant that he was about to be unserious.
This is a ruthless person who makes fun of others and is also very ruthless to himself.
Not only him, but others are also mentally prepared.
The child is quiet, he must be making trouble.
Sure enough, the next second, the mood of the Jiangnan water town changed.
"The rain here is tangled into a thread,
Entangling us to linger in the world,
You are by my side because of fate,
Fate is written on the Three Lives Stone,
Love is one ten-thousandth sweet,
I would rather be buried on this day..."
Xiao Sa nodded, "This wind is indeed a bit sticky."
"The wind and sand here in Jiangnan are a bit severe."
"Is this your new song "Shaannan"? It's pretty good."
Tourists took out their mobile phones to take photos and record the scene of the crime.
In just a short period of time, "Meet" and "Jiangnan" were attacked one after another, and they could never regain their original tune.
Xu Nuo sang loudly, ready to sing a few more songs.
Whoever he saw in his eyes began to tremble, and everyone stopped him from continuing.
If you keep singing like this, everyone will probably be killed.
When night falls, the journey to Xi'an City Wall comes to an end.
Everyone rushed to the next attraction.
This season's program still focuses on promoting tourism development, so the arrangements are also for special attractions in various places.
The original purpose of the program was to promote tourist attractions in various places, but obviously, the city of Xi'an does not need much publicity.
Therefore, the program team's itinerary is more casual, and everyone votes to decide where to go.
Everyone finally decided to visit the famous Daming Palace.
Daming Palace is a palace built by Taizong Li Shimin.
The predecessor of Daming Palace was called Yong'an Palace. It was a palace built by Li Shimin for the aging Emperor Li Yuan, hoping that Li Yuan would be the crown prince of Yong'an.
Yong'an Palace was built in the eighth year of Zhenguan, and was later renamed Daming Palace. Half a year later, Emperor Li Yuan died, and Daming Palace was terminated.
In fact, the Daming Palace was put into use during the reign of Emperor Gaozong and Li Zhi.
In the eyes of everyone, the Daming Palace was the political, economic and cultural center of the prosperous Tang Dynasty. Like the Forbidden City, it had a lofty status.
The program crew came to Daming Palace in the dark and changed into Hanfu at Bingbing's suggestion.
Princesses, queens, generals, emperors, everything.
Xiao Sa particularly likes the look of a general. Zhao Lei originally wanted to choose emperor's clothes, but after thinking about it, he always felt uneasy, "Come on, don't think about usurping the throne every day."
"No, no, no, you have to come." Xu Nuo put the clothes on him without any explanation.
It would be interesting to sing "Borrow from Heaven for Another Five Hundred Years" in the Daming Palace.
At the host's suggestion, everyone sang this domineering song together, which attracted a round of applause and cheers from the tourists and citizens.
However, everyone still felt that the fun was not enough, so they started to coax everyone to sing some new songs.
New songs are also a highlight of this show. Old songs can be listened to at any time, while new songs have a fresh feel.
"Promise, let's play one more song!"
"Yeah, it's hard to come here. Don't you have nothing to sing in this Daming Palace?"
Through so many episodes of the program, visitors who have watched the live broadcast have also learned about this program group, which is easy to talk to and basically does not put on any airs.
Unlike other celebrities who cheer before going out, there are not as many fans as there are security guards accompanying them.
"Singing China" is very magical. The host, celebrities, cameramen, and some staff who perform their respective duties, security? Sorry, didn't see it.
At most, they are some staff arranged by the local area.
Someone just came over and asked the program team, "You have so many celebrities and a few such beautiful beauties. Don't you think it's dangerous without security?"
Xiao Sa pondered for a moment, "It's indeed quite dangerous."
"If it's dangerous, please strengthen safety measures. What if you encounter someone with evil intentions?" a kind person reminded.
Xiao Sa said seriously, "The bad guys are indeed quite dangerous. I'm afraid they will be beaten to death by their promises."
Tourist: "???"
This man is already a bit messy and can't think straight.
Suddenly a hand patted him.
"Dude, you look like a bad guy to me."
When the man turned around, Xu Nuo looked at him faintly, which startled him.
Xiao Sa smiled and said: "We have always felt that if there are security guards, there is a high probability that No Yan can beat them, so we simply don't need security guards. If there are really people who are not afraid of death, No Yan will be responsible for dealing with them, and I will be responsible for sending them to the rule of law program."
There is a ranking list of the most capable stars on the Internet, and the promised force value has ranked among the top three. The top two are famous martial arts stars who have spent decades building their reputations.
Among the top ten, there is only Xu Gui, a person who has never filmed a fight scene.
However, fans are not afraid of him. They heard that he is mean, but they have never heard of him hitting people for no reason.
A crowd gathered around them, demanding a new song.
"It's all here."
Someone shouted.
With such powerful reasons already stated, it was hard to refuse the promise.
"Okay, coming to Xi'an always makes me feel like I saw Taizong. More than 1,400 years ago, Taizong Li Shimin once stood on this land and built the most powerful empire on the planet. Tonight's The starlight may have shone on that Heavenly Khan 1,400 years ago. Today I will sing a song about Li Shimin.”
Zhao Lei looked up to the sky and sighed, "I knew it, come on, it's a bit cold at night, please put on these clothes!"
"Teacher Zhao, you are wearing a yellow robe."
Xunuo grabbed the cloak and tightened it, pretending to be puzzled and said: "Huh? Who put the dragon robe on me?"
Zhao Lei had a dark look on his face and curled his lips, "I changed my tune pretty quickly."
"How dare you talk to me like this and risk your life?"
Everyone laughed until their stomachs ached. This variety show made everyone else feel inferior.