Chapter 610 Master, I Can’t Hold on Any Longer

"Animals!"

"This is a beast!"

Zhao Lei repeatedly sighed, "As expected of a man of skill."

"Where did you learn it? I'll learn it too." Xiao Sa asked eagerly.

Yuan Haoxuan also pricked up his ears. He also wanted to learn kung fu.

However, his purpose in learning kung fu was very simple, he just hoped to ride a horse for a while longer.

Xu Nuo cleared her throat, "Master, I can't hold on anymore~"

Zhao Lei smacked his lips, "Why are you still singing?"

"You don't care if you can't hold on for the past two days?" Xiao Sal said happily.

"If you can't hold on, I should be dead." Yuan Haoxuan complained.

Lin Wanqing twisted her body and said sheepishly: "Let me down."

Xu Nuo lifted her up and said, "If you can hold on, I'm singing."

"Hey! Do you still have the strength to sing?" Zhao Lei looked unconvinced.

Xiao Sa didn't believe it either, "Sing it and listen."

Xu Nuo chuckled, "You don't believe it, right? Listen carefully."

As he spoke, he began to sing.

"I have always had a dream in my heart,

I want to go to Songshan Shaolin to learn martial arts.

Just like the handsome Superman in the movie,

Act chivalrously and uprightly, flying over eaves and walking over walls. "

Xu Nuo carried Lin Wanqing on her back, holding her thighs with both hands. Lin Wanqing dragged Bingbing again, so his singing was still loud.

The abnormal physical strength made everyone sigh.

"This song is great!"

The Shaolin Temple monks who watched the live broadcast were beaming with joy and picked up another song for free.

As long as you hear this song, a seed will sprout in everyone's heart and want to go to the Shaolin Temple to learn martial arts.

There is no need to advertise, as many people come to visit the Shaolin Temple.

"Master, why can you walk like running water?

A spear pierces a line and a stick sweeps it away (but you),

He waved his sleeves and said to me. "

This song is quite interesting. It sounds like a young monk who has just started is envious of his master's martial arts.

The sense of immersion was so strong that they now envied Xu Nuo's martial arts.

Xu Nuo said in a rough voice, imitating his teacher's father's voice: "Hurry up and practice~"

Xiao Sa quickly said: "Okay, let's practice right away. Master, please teach me martial arts!"

"Master, I want to learn too!" Zhao Lei also joined in the fun.

Looking at the wrinkled Zhao Lei calling him master, Xu Nuo's scalp was numb and his emotions were no longer coherent.

After a while he continued singing...

"You have to stand up to the sun when you practice Qigong, huh,

I have to borrow the moonlight at night, ha,

If you don't practice for a day, you will be empty for ten days, haha. "

Ping Nie Xiao Sa appeared on the stage, "Is practicing so hard? Is there any way to relax?"

Xu Nuo glanced at him and said, "There is a rumor in the world that there is a unique magical skill that does not require such hard work."

Xiao Sa patted his chest, "I think this magical skill is very suitable for me!"

Zhao Lei originally wanted to learn, but he gave up the idea after seeing the evil smile on Xu Nuo's face. This guy must have nothing nice to say.

Xu Nuo said seriously, "To practice this magical skill, you need to pay a small price. Can you bear it?"

Xiao Sa nodded fiercely, "It's just a small price, I can bear it!"

The audience in the live broadcast room also nodded one after another. It's a small price, and everyone is fine.

"Is there really magical power?"

"Wait a minute, I'll get my notebook!"

Some good scholars have already gone to get pens and notebooks to record down the magical skills.

Xu Nuo suppressed a smile, "Then listen carefully, this magical skill has a very domineering name, "Sunflower Collection"!"

Xiao Sa looked yearning: "You can tell by the name that it is a magical skill. Sunflower is a sunflower. Once you practice this skill, you should be able to emit dazzling light like the sun!"

Xiao Sa has been immersed in beautiful imagination.

After all, he is a cultural person, and he can make up a lot of names just by looking at them.

Everyone else was listening attentively and planned to go back and practice secretly.

Even Lin Wanqing and Bingbing looked curious.

Only Zhao Lei looked at his nose and heart, pretending to be very interested.

Only those who have suffered a loss know how evil the promised smile is.

Having been caught in the rain, he decided to throw away someone else's umbrella.

"Want to learn?"

"I want to learn!" everyone replied in unison.

"Teacher Zhao, why don't you want to learn?" Xu Nuo glanced at Zhao Lei, who was silent.

Zhao Lei sighed seriously: "Hey, I am too old to learn Kung Fu. I can only watch you young people learn it."

Xu Nuo was stunned. What did Lao Zhao see? He was a thief.

"It's okay. I'll teach you when I learn how to do it." Xiao Sa said boldly.

Xu Nuo pretended to be profound and said: "Listen carefully, the first mantra is: If you want to practice magical skills, draw the sword from the palace."

Xiaosa was stunned, "What do you mean?"

The next second, he reacted.

Zhao Lei burst out laughing, laughing so hard that he couldn't help but laugh.

"Cut it, it's just a small price to pay."

Xiao Sa had a serious look on his face, "Wait a minute, I'll find you some good fruit to eat!"

Lin Wanqing laughed so hard that she reached out and pinched a handful of promises, "Rogue!"

Bingbing couldn't help laughing, "You are so bad!"

The audience waiting to take notes in the live broadcast room threw their notebooks away in a flash.

"Nima, is this a small price to pay? It's obviously a huge price to me!"

"Why do I smell a sense of pride?"

"How huge, please elaborate?"

"That bitch is really bad. I've already written it down, but here's the result!"

"Hahahaha, no wonder Zhao Lei didn't say anything. He probably discovered something."

"Zhao Lei: Now you know why I don't learn martial arts?"

Xu Nuo ran with Lin Wanqing on his back, and Xiao Sa couldn't catch up.

But he was smart, "Wait, you run so fast, and your kung fu is so good, could it be that you practiced the "Sunflower Manual"? "

Xu Nuo stumbled and almost fell to the ground, "You practiced the "Sunflower Manual"!"

Xiao Sa laughed, "You must have practiced it, otherwise how could you have such good physical strength."

Zhao Lei laughed loudly, gloating: "Hahaha, finally someone can cure you!"

Xu Nuo was anxious, "You fart!"

"You must have practiced it." Xiao Sa looked at him with a connotative face, and sighed: "I didn't expect that you paid such a high price for practicing kung fu, it's sad and lamentable."

Xu Nuo put Lin Wanqing down, "Today I have to prove it to you!"

"How to prove it?" Zhao Lei laughed and laughed at the joke.

"I..."

Xu Nuo looked constipated. Damn it, he cheated others and ended up cheating himself.

Seeing his embarrassed face, everyone laughed even more happily, and the laughter echoed between the valleys.

"Hahahaha!"

After all, it was a CCTV program, and the dirty jokes could not be too extreme, so everyone let Xu Nuo go.

Xu Nuo carried Lin Wanqing on his back to climb the mountain again in a depressed mood.

Seeing his appearance, Lin Wanqing blushed, buried her head in his shoulder, and whispered: "No cut."

This sentence had no beginning or end, but everyone understood it instantly.

"Oh oh oh!" Everyone screamed again.

In the live broadcast room, the audience sighed, "What a good girlfriend."

"Once these words are spoken, Lin Wanqing's image will definitely be ruined, but she still said it to save face for Nuoyan."

"With such a wife, what else can a husband ask for."

Xu Nuo was stunned for a moment, a touch of emotion flashed in his eyes, and he felt a little distressed. He turned his head and said to the cameraman: "Don't broadcast this part later!"

"Don't worry!"

Xiao Sa changed the topic. As the host, he got back the stage, so naturally he had to change the topic.

"You haven't finished singing that song just now, right? Keep singing."

Xu Nuo thought about it and continued to sing the lyrics just now.

"Learn morality before learning martial arts (hum),

Learn etiquette before learning art (ha),

I also keep it in mind (hum ha hum),

A hero has worked hard for ten years off stage,

For one minute on stage,

Who will understand the hardship and loneliness (hum ha hum)."

Xiao Sa nodded in agreement, "That's the truth. It's good to have a martial spirit, and it's not wrong to practice kung fu, but if you can't perfectly control the force, there will be big problems."

Famous supporting actor Xiao Sa is online.

"If you don't have martial ethics, you will be despised." Zhao Lei secretly accused Xu Nuo.

This guy never knows how to respect the elderly and love the young, and he has cheated him many times.

"Heroic fists in the wind,

The body moves forward and backward like a swimming dragon,

Inheriting a generation of kung fu dreams~ha,

Martial ethics are more important than mountains, fame and fortune are less important~hahaha."

Xu Nuo pretended to read the last sentence in an old voice.

Everyone found it very interesting, and they didn't feel tired while climbing the mountain. They chatted enthusiastically while walking.

"I have always had a dream in my heart,

I want to go to Songshan Shaolin to learn martial arts."

When the second time started, everyone had figured out the format of the song and sang it on the mountain road.

The Shaolin Temple has been paying attention to the program, and they invited us this time. When they heard this song, everyone's faces were crooked with smiles.

When it comes to commercialization, Shaolin Temple is undoubtedly the most successful representative of commercialization.

They not only have their own company, but have even opened up a huge business territory.

Shaolin Temple has a series of companies such as intangible asset management company, Shaolin Bookstore, food company, Shaolin Culture, etc.

The abbot is a serious CEO monk, and his commercial achievements are better than all "high monks".

When the group was halfway there, they waited for the martial monks sent by Shaolin Temple.

They came to help carry things. The program team was halfway there, and they were indeed a little exhausted.

The two martial monks carried large and small bags and rushed forward.

Xiao Sa was also excited and wanted to compete with the monks, but he was powerless, so he encouraged: "Nuoyan, catch up with them!"

"Let them see how powerful you are." Zhao Lei also urged.

Xu Nuo nodded, "Okay, then I will catch up!"

"Go ahead."

Xu Nuo took two steps and turned back.

"What's wrong, can't you compete?" Xiao Sa was a little surprised.

Xu Nuo shook his head, "They are all carrying things, it's unfair to compete like this."

"Just forget it, you have been climbing for a long time, how can it be fair."

"That won't work, they also climbed here, if you want to compete, then compete properly."

"Then how do you want to compete?"

Xu Nuo bent down and motioned Lin Wanqing to come up.

Along the way, he didn't carry her all the time, he only carried her for a while when he was tired.

"Are you crazy?!" Xiao Sa was stunned.

"No, you're going to compete with them while carrying someone on your back?"

Xu Nuo exclaimed, "Otherwise it's too much of a bully, get on quickly, they're running away!"

Lin Wanqing jumped on his back, and Xu Nuo ran away in a flash.

When he surpassed the two monks, they were all dumbfounded.