Chapter 420: Being the Second Best in the World Is Also Good
There are many martial arts songs. The solo songs include classics such as "Swords Like Dreams" and "Laughs in the Rivers and Lakes", as well as "A Laugh in the Sea", a king-level divine song, and "The Difficult Sutra", which is said to have learned the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon, but not how to sing it.
The chorus songs include masterpieces such as "Lovers in the World", and "Iron Blood and Loyal Heart", which is said to be the ceiling of duets.
These songs are good, but not enough.
After all, most of these martial arts songs are substituted from the perspective of heroes.
They are also about the stories of the heroes who are happy with swords and swords, holding power and beauties by their side. Just thinking about it makes people fascinated.
As for ordinary people in the rivers and lakes?
No one will substitute from the perspective of ordinary people. They are already ordinary enough in real life, and listening to songs is still ordinary. How boring would such a life be.
Some viewers began to question.
"What's so good about singing about small people?"
"Aren't small people just cannon fodder? A hundred small people can die in a war."
"Don't do the bitter and vengeful thing."
In the past, stories often liked to start with a bitter and vengeful opening, but now everyone is tired of this trick.
The audience came to have fun, not to watch the revenge drama.
"Crazy" has become a very popular genre.
The music sounded, "Dengdengdengdengdengdengdengdeng~"
The prelude music is very cheerful, and it is different from "Jianghu Xiao" at first glance.
The audience was relieved. Just this prelude, it is definitely not a bitter and vengeful music.
The music has a strong sense of rhythm, which makes many people think of Xiao Pingguo and have the urge to dance along.
On the stage, Xu Nuo jumped happily:
"I hold the meteor golden hoop in my hand, shouting loud slogans,
Who is in front of me, please tell me your name, if you have the ability, don't run away!"
Not only did he sing and dance, Xu Nuo also pointed at the hero with the golden hoop that he had taken back from Zhao Lei with great effort and sang.
The lyrics here were originally "I hold the meteor crescent knife in my hand", but Xu Nuo changed it to "I hold the golden hoop in my hand", which is more appropriate.
The domineering movements and arrogant attitude are definitely a martial arts master.
Zhao Lei said, "Hero, he is provoking you! If it were me, I would never tolerate it."
The hero shook his head: "I can't tolerate it either."
"Then you go up!"
"He has a golden hoop in his hand."
The audience laughed.
"The Great Sage is also performing."
"This show is really worth it."
"No matter what kind of hero you are, you have to behave yourself in front of my golden hoop."
The audience laughed even louder.
As expected, the non-serious songs are more interesting.
"Wait, isn't it about ordinary people? Why does it sound like a hero?"
In other words, heroes dare to point at others and ask them to say their names, but ordinary people don't dare.
The audience was not very serious or professional when singing, but they were looking for fun and finding faults. Everyone was concentrating and they were all experts.
"Why are you in such a hurry!"
"You can question the singing skills of the Monkey King, but you can't doubt his ability to put on a show."
"Let's listen to it!"
On the stage, Xu Nuo picked up the microphone and sang happily. His straight waist bent down instantly, and the domineering attitude just now disappeared. .
"I have been a soldier and a sword drifter all my life.
I have seen heroes bend their waists.
How high can they fly?
I am practicing floating on the water on a boat."
The audience slowly typed a question mark.
Where was the hero just now? He bent down now?
It's still a small waist!
What the hell is practicing floating on the water on a boat?
"The main theme is to be able to bend and stretch, right?"
"So you can't do anything!"
"666, then I'll take a plane to practice Qinggong."
"It's so funny, you can't do anything that the hero can do!"
The audience laughed one after another, and the show was very effective.
Xu Nuo listened to everyone's laughter on the stage and had more fun.
"Ah, there are many birds in the forest,
Ah. Do good things without letting others know,
Ah. Right and wrong are annoying,
Ah. Ah..."
This joke made me very happy.
The audience was very happy. This song is interesting. It's not serious, but it's just a little funny.
Listening to this kind of song makes people feel happy unconsciously.
Many people began to hum along with the rhythm.
In the chorus, Xu Nuo waved the golden hoop casually, without any master's appearance.
He was originally a small person, and small people naturally have the performance that small people should have.
"The waves of the river and the lake are surging,
Look at how carefree I am when I wander around,
Who is the most uncomfortable, only you know,
It's good to be the second in the world!
The wind and rain come just right,
Who is better at martial arts than me,
A big laugh shakes the earth and mountains.
The rivers and lakes are dangerous, run quickly."
This song has a fast tempo, and the lyrics are not all in plain language, but the magical thing is that the audience found that they could sing along without thinking at all.
It is obviously a new song, but they can hum along inexplicably.
In this song, the audience did not see the flash of swords and the joy of revenge, but they saw the life of a small character in the rivers and lakes.
This small character was vividly brought to life by the Monkey King's singing, as if he was standing in front of them.
He would shout loudly, holding the golden hoop as a token, and imitate the heroes to shout: "Who is coming! I will not kill nameless people!"
If the opponent is frightened and flees, then he will also boast a few words like "conquer the enemy without fighting".
If you meet a tough guy, just bow your head and apologize decisively.
Flying over eaves and walls, floating on water, those are all things in dreams.
Being able to climb over a three-meter-high wall is considered a great achievement in lightness, and as for floating on water, taking a boat is also considered floating on water.
This little person likes the rivers and lakes, occasionally doing good deeds, and occasionally seeing injustice on the road, he draws his sword to help.
He will also encounter various troubles, and finally just live a happy life.
This is the rivers and lakes, but it is a little bit unlike the rivers and lakes.
Everyone has a piece of rivers and lakes in their hearts, maybe it is the cruelty of swords and swords, intrigues and endless struggles.
Maybe it is open and secret struggles, and finally nothing.
Maybe it is licking blood on the blade, not knowing what will happen tomorrow, and every second you open your eyes is on the run.
In short, the rivers and lakes are magnificent, and everyone here lives an exceptionally wonderful life.
For a long time, whether it is literary works or film and television works, "jianghu" has been portrayed in this way, including everyone's favorite martial arts songs.
At this time, a martial arts song about "ordinary people" is like a stream telling everyone that the world can also be different.
Daily necessities, this is the world of ordinary people.
The audience who were laughing happily at the scene suddenly didn't want to laugh so much.
The music was still cheerful, and they thought about their own lives. Are they just like the little people in this song, not ups and downs enough, but still wonderful.
After the chorus, Xu Nuo sang a rap.
"I ride a donkey, with a golden hoop on my back,
I only learned the first move of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms,
I fight if I can beat them, and I run if I can't..."
The little people have their own survival rules. The heroes know that they can't beat them, but they still have to swell their faces and pretend to be fat, and they have to go up.
If they don't go up, they will be pointed at and talked about. Walking in the world is all about face. It's okay if your face is swollen, this is called having backbone. If you fall to the ground, it will be difficult to pick it up again.
Small characters are different. If they can't win, they just run away. What a bullshit face. That's not a big deal.
The audience smiled knowingly. This world seems to be interesting.
The rhythm is cheerful and the lyrics are funny, which makes people feel happy.
"I am relatively young. I just signed up yesterday.
All heroes, don't mess with me.
If you admit defeat, I will go home and sleep.
My mother said that winning or losing is not important, but being happy is important."
Since you want to make a scene, you can't just be funny, you have to make a scene.
When singing this part, Xu Nuo deliberately pointed at Guo Jianglong with the golden hoop, and then pointed at the others one by one.
There are so many contestants in "Masked Singer King". Who can't afford to play the most?
It must be Guo Jianglong. Since he won the title of singer, he has been doing all kinds of tricks.
The audience laughed: "The Great Sage is so mean, he is mocking Guo Jiang Long."
"Look at his demeanor, winning or losing is not important, having fun is the most important."
"Indeed, every time the Great Sage accepts a challenge, he competes well at first, but then he lets go and does all kinds of things."
"Hey, don't talk nonsense, didn't you see the Great Sage pointed at everyone!"
"Yes, yes, yes, don't over-interpret it." The audience looked serious on the surface, but they were actually laughing.
Given the Great Sage's character, only a fool would believe that he didn't deliberately mock Guo Jiang Long.
Zhao Lei tried hard to look at Guo Jiang Long, but unfortunately he was wearing a mask and his expression could not be seen, otherwise it would definitely be very interesting.
Guo Jiang Long's fans were very angry, but they couldn't find the reason, so they could only sulk.
The song reached its climax again.
"I hold the golden hoop in my hand and shout loud slogans
Who in front of me signs up, if you have the ability, don't run away..."
The audience all sang along.
The scene was full of a happy atmosphere.
"The wind and rain come just right,
Who is better than me in martial arts?
A big laugh shakes the earth and mountains,
The rivers and lakes are dangerous, run quickly,
The rivers and lakes are dangerous, run quickly."
The last three words "run quickly" were sung in a whisper, which added a sense of reality.
The song ended, and there was constant laughter on the scene.
In fact, this song is more interesting if it is paired with a movie, but even if it is only this song, it is still very appropriate in this occasion.
The whole life can certainly bring temporary joy to everyone, but if you want to win the game, the quality of this song must be good enough.
The audience threw the purely funny song into the trash can after laughing.
However, "Laughing in the Rivers and Lakes" is obviously a classic song. This song from 2010 is still active in the whole life videos such as "Unlucky Moments Under Surveillance".
The cheerful background music, coupled with the unlucky people who are extremely unlucky, the show effect is full.
Many people may not know what this song is at all, and have never deliberately listened to it, but as long as the music starts, everyone can hum a few words along.
"This song has something!"
"Playing is fun, but don't make fun of the Monkey King."
"The Monkey King is really good at writing songs."
"It feels like he's seeing Nuoyan."
"They are a bit similar in talent, but Nuoyan isn't that funny."
In the commentary session, Zhao Lei started to make a scene.