Help the Queen of Heaven to Save the Situation, She Lusts After My Body

Chapter 415: Fusion of Sentences

Ren Jie picked up the microphone and started singing after the suona sound ended.

"the vast horizon is my love,

The flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green hills..."

As soon as the song started, the audience rushed to grab the lyrics, fearing that he would change the song again if it was too slow.

"What kind of rhythm is the most swaying,

What kind of singing is the most joyful. "

The audience not only sang loudly, but also sang faster than Ren Jie.

There is no other way. If you don’t sing, hurry up. What if Oh Ye Ge has a whole life?

After Ren Jie sang four lines, Qi Ling picked up the microphone again.

The audience's eyes were wide open and unblinking, for fear of accidentally singing the wrong song.

"The next one should be "Little Apple"!"

"Which sentence?"

"Never found you annoying?"

"Or are you my little little apple?"

The audience speculated while staring at Qi Ling on the stage.

At this time Qi Ling finally spoke:

"Walking with you among the blooming flowers in spring,

Let me watch the stars and blink with you on summer nights..."

The pretty boys became confident again, "Wandering with you in the golden wheat fields in autumn, snowflakes flying in winter with you,

Even! add! temperature! warm! "

The voice was louder than Qi Ling, as if he wanted to prove something.

"After learning it all, I'll start with four lines from "The Most Dazzling National Style" and then four lines from "Little Apple"! Then two lines from each of the two songs."

"Yes, I also found the pattern!"

"I'm so strong now!"

"Oh Brother, come down and let me get on!"

It’s such a good song that the audience was made to “find the rules together”.

The judges also noticed that each one of them was terrifyingly confident.

The audience in the live broadcast room cleared their throats and prepared to show off their power.

Next is definitely "The Most Dazzling National Style"! You can't go wrong.

When Ren Jie picked up the microphone, the entire audience sang: "You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky..."

Qi Ling laughed so hard that her branches trembled, and Ren Jie felt like he couldn't hold it anymore.

He sang: "You are my little little apple..."

Damn it!

Damn it, why don't you play according to the routine at all?

The newly discovered rules immediately become ineffective before they are used.

But after all, the audience has seen strong winds and waves, and they have learned a lot from the experience.

The pretty guys who had already suffered a loss quickly changed their words without any trace, smoothly and naturally: "You can never love you too much!"

Many people are thinking: "Small, I can always control you this way! I've got this word!"

Qi Ling laughed so hard that he squatted on the ground, his image completely gone.

The audience was puzzled, as for what is so funny about this.

Ren Jie gritted his teeth and sang: "Let me keep you with all my heart!"

The combination of these two sentences means "You are my little apple, let me keep you with my heart."

Confident spectators felt a flock of crows flying overhead.

? ? ?

Rows of question marks emerged.

"Damn it, version upgrade!"

"It's bad. If you change a sentence, you can't catch it at all!"

"Unbelievable, I can't think of what they are going to sing next."

Qi Ling finally stood up, and Ren Jie couldn't stop laughing. The smile on his face never disappeared from the beginning to the end.

The judges shook their heads and smiled bitterly, and the audience looked stunned.

The singing continued: "Singing the most dazzling national style leisurely..."

Audience: "...Should I follow or not?"

Forget it, keep singing: "Let love sweep away all the dust!"

Qi Ling sang: "Light up the fire of my life!"

The audience has gone crazy.

Someone loudly continued to sing: "Fire fire fire fire fire!"

However, Ren Jie picked up the phone and said, "Stay!"

Everyone at the scene seemed to be collectively mentally disturbed, each singing his own song.

The words don't match up, but the atmosphere connects perfectly.

The scene was filled with excitement.

Ren Jie sang: "You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart,

Pour the wine in for you to stay. "

The audience sang: "You are my little, little apple."

Qi Ling: "Spring has come again and flowers are blooming all over the hillside.

Sow hope and you will reap. "

Ren Jie: "Stay!"

The scene turned into a mess.

This song seems to be hot on the tongue, and the lyrics are jumping out of my mouth.

Some audience members changed their tune quickly and sang along even though they didn’t know the words.

Some viewers had already given up on treatment and followed the whole process: "La la la la la."

The song enters its final part.

The two looked at each other on the stage and sang together:

"You are in my heart..."

Some confident viewers thought they had discovered the truth.

"First four sentences, then two sentences, and then one sentence. This is the end. I don't believe they can still play tricks!"

So a handsome boy said loudly: "You are the most beautiful cloud in my heart!"

On the stage, Ren Jie and Qi Ling sang:

"You are the little apple in my heart,

I can never love you too much. "

? ? ?

Confident netizens are all stupid.

"Damn it, can you still sing half a sentence?"

"I'm completely convinced."

"Master of rehabilitation, you're not joking."

"The lyrics of "The Most Stunning Little Apple" are completely unpredictable."

"I overestimated myself, I actually thought I could guess what they were going to sing."

"I'm too young."

The audience was speechless.

The two of them laughed like crazy on the stage, and their songs were full of laughter.

"Always singing flowers blooming on the hillside,

planting hope,

there is the most beautiful posture,

stay!"

Always singing the most dazzling folk style, it became flowers blooming on the hillside, there is harvest and there is the most beautiful posture.

It seems a weird splicing, but it is extremely harmonious.

The confident singing of the audience is getting smaller and smaller, and it seems that they are not confident enough.

The audience fell down, and the judges were laughing to tears.

The song, which is only three minutes long, ended with Oh Ye Ge's classic "Stay".

The audience applauded wave after wave, and it couldn't stop at all.

"What do you think of this song "The Most Dazzling Little Apple"? "The host laughed very happily.

Some people's smiles are professional fake smiles, but today everyone's smiles are from the heart.

"Good!"

"Great!" The judge asked, "Little Apple was only released yesterday, and today you brought out The Most Dazzling Little Apple. How did you do it?"

"Teacher Nuoyan adapted it overnight."

"He's a genius!"

"Only such a genius can adapt songs so easily."

"You adapted it yesterday, and you sang it today. Did you encounter any difficulties in between?"

Ren Jie laughed, "Both songs are relatively simple, and there is no problem with singing them, but there is only one problem that is particularly serious."

Qi Ling chuckled, "The biggest problem is that it is easy to go out of tune. I can't stop singing, and I laughed so hard that my stomach hurt during rehearsal."

The audience laughed so hard that the original singer couldn't find the tune, and now they finally felt comfortable.

The Phoenix Group, with the adaptation of the two divine songs "The Most Dazzling Little Apple", advanced with a crushing attitude.

At this time, the Internet has fallen into madness.

Or it should be said to be crazy.

"The Most Dazzling Little Apple" topped the hot search list with a hot attitude.

Even the last "Moonlight on the Lotus Pond" and "All Is Love" could not do this.

Netizens in the comment area discussed fiercely.

"Tonight, all fans are collectively insane."

"Phoenix Band - Lifelong Partner of Psychiatric Hospital!"

"According to reports, our city's psychiatric hospital is overcrowded and the patients are unconscious. No matter what the doctor asks, they answer "You are the little apple in my heart~". Experts say this is a mental illness that is transmitted through the air. The harm is very huge and needs to be strictly prevented. Here, the famous doctor said that mental illness can be prevented and controlled. Please don't panic."

The reporter style is a stalk that netizens like to use. It uses the most formal and official language to express the funniest content.

Talented netizens keep up with current events and write a report accordingly.

"According to frontline reporters, this morning, the "Most Dazzling National Style" organization was suddenly attacked by "Little Apple" in the square. The Little Apple faction attacked fiercely, and the National Style faction was caught off guard and retreated step by step. The two sides fought hard. At 8:30 that night, the National Style faction and the Little Apple faction "Most Dazzling Little Apple" successfully reached a ceasefire agreement under the coordination of the Little Apple faction. Both sides acknowledged that they actually controlled the territory before the birth of "Most Dazzling Little Apple". "Most Dazzling Little Apple" has made a huge contribution to promoting this peace talk."

"The brainwashing song "Most Dazzling National Style" is not terrible, and "Little Apple" is not that terrible. What's terrible is that they joined forces, and what's even more terrible is that they merged the two songs together. The most terrible thing is that the two songs are not merged one by one, not one sentence at a time. They are crazy enough to merge the two songs half by half, and even have a damn romantic feeling of life and death."

"Most Dazzling Little Apple" is like a virus, killing the normal rhythm of the two songs and making them merge into one.

The appearance of "The Most Dazzling Little Apple" has caused the two square dance forces to collectively mess up.

After listening to this song, I always look around with fear and trepidation, and dare not sing loudly and unrestrainedly. The lyrics that I could sing with my eyes closed before have become particularly unfamiliar now.

Many people want to look at the lyrics while singing, worried that the style of the next sentence will suddenly change, and suddenly a sentence pops up: "You are the little apple in my heart~"

"The Most Dazzling National Style", which has formed muscle memory, has signs of forgetting the lyrics for a while.

"The Most Dazzling Little Apple" has become the "source of all evil" for a while. With the help of the Internet platform, this video has spread like crazy.

That night, netizens started a carnival called "mental disorder".

Some netizens edited the original version of "Invisible Wings" and the cover version of Monkey King together, and then edited "The Most Dazzling National Style", "Little Apple" and "The Most Dazzling Little Apple" together.

In the previous sentence, Lin Wanqing sang in a weak voice, "I have always had a pair of invisible wings." In the next second, the Monkey King jumped and danced on the stage with great joy: "Take me to fly, fly over despair!"

Netizens switched back and forth between the injured bird and the wandering eagle, and the whole person was going crazy.

If this style switching is still within everyone's acceptance, after all, the original and the cover, at least the whole song is completely unified in style.

Then "The Most Dazzling Little Apple" completely subverted everyone's cognition.

The two good songs, after a magical deep combination, just sang out the feeling of a clearance sale.

Because of the two songs, October 6th was called the "crazy moment of the Chinese music scene."

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